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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 30, 2011 0:34:11 GMT -5
Seth: Do you really want to count the Turkey tournament??? Well if were being technical then yes, yes I do. Though to be fair, its TNA so you shouldn't give a s*** anyways Seth: At least in our tournament, the SOB who got pinned didn't have to wear a turkey suit.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2011 0:48:31 GMT -5
Well if were being technical then yes, yes I do. Though to be fair, its TNA so you shouldn't give a s*** anyways Seth: At least in our tournament, the SOB who got pinned didn't have to wear a turkey suit. Well maybe they should Mr. I know everything!!!
By the way....Moonwalker was awesome!!!*runs away*
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 30, 2011 1:20:15 GMT -5
Seth: At least in our tournament, the SOB who got pinned didn't have to wear a turkey suit. Well maybe they should Mr. I know everything!!!
By the way....Moonwalker was awesome!!!*runs away* Seth: HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!*sees that the guy ran away* Seth: Damn It!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2011 1:27:18 GMT -5
Well maybe they should Mr. I know everything!!!
By the way....Moonwalker was awesome!!!*runs away* Seth: HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!*sees that the guy ran away* Seth: Damn It!!!!! HAHA! I'm back!
So, you dislike Moonwalker? I assume you also didn't like classics like Madman and Drive Thru?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 30, 2011 1:31:08 GMT -5
Seth: HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!*sees that the guy ran away* Seth: Damn It!!!!! HAHA! I'm back!
So, you dislike Moonwalker? I assume you also didn't like classics like Madman and Drive Thru? Seth: Actually, I liked both of those films.
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Post by "The Natural" Jeremy Grave on Jan 30, 2011 10:05:19 GMT -5
Umm Seth? They had Triple Threat tournaments before....their thanksgiving shows?
Anyways, I'm here to address Mr. Jeremy Grave. Dude, no doubt you have the potential to go far, and no doubt there is a possibility that you can beat me. So I will tell you what I'm gonna do. After I beat Johnathan for the title, I'm gonna let you have a non title match against me. If you can beat me, then I will give you a title match at the next PPV. I will even letter you choose the type of match. Could be a hardcore match, could be a Cage match, could even be a f***ing Walk the Plank match.....whatever you want dude.
What do you say? Seems like a fair deal. And being that all I want is a fair contest, then in the event it that match does happen next month, then I want it to have no count outs, and if you get yourself DQed, you lose the title. (OOC: seeing as I'm in a mini feud with someone who also uses red text, I'm switching to white for the moment to avoid confusion)
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Post by hossfan on Jan 30, 2011 11:42:41 GMT -5
Even when I'm surrounded by darkness, I shine like the brightest supernova! I am Super Masked Hero X, Hardcore Champion, and I found a piranha in my pants! Caleb Fourchon, you've won the Hardcore Triathlon, and now you're one step closer into becoming the new Hardcore Champion! Congratulations! You've beat me once, and you've beat me again after that... HOWEVER, you've only just fought me at my backyard, and now you are standing at the very door of greatness, and the one past that door is the Hardcore Champion, ready to fight and defend what is his.
You want a hardcore ladder match, you say? I must warn you, not only am I a master of the hardcore tae kwon kung fu style, I am a master at hardcore ladders! I've beaten countless enemies using them; some of the ladders were tall, some of them were short, some of them had snakes in them and some of them were on fire! I can climb ladders with my eyes closed, even if the ladder was on fire!
Your destiny, and my destiny, is waiting high above the ladder. Up there, there's no air! There are no rules in that height. There is only me... like MASKED LIGHTNING, I strike down all foolish enough to climb up. Are you ready to taste LIGHTNING with a side-order of THUNDER?! SUPER MASKED HERO X IS A GOD OF LIGHTNING AND THUNDER, and right now he's the Hardcore Champion ready to take you on!
When this battle is over, I shall stand on top of that ladder with my hand raised high, holding my hardcore championship above my head, and you shall be on the ground, unconscious, and you shall know my name: SUPER MASKED HERO X, HARDCORE CHAMPION. Stoopid Masked Zero X, you most cuckoo wrassler in all of WWCF. Worse den de pirate. Worse den dat wrasslin hobo who beat his girlfriend. Worse den de General of de Monkey Army, and he glue doll parts on himself!
You still think you kin beat me in a match of mah choosin? Ah make you tap in our first fight, den next Ah win de Hardcore triathlon against you. I pinned Metal, Jonothan Michaels, and Evil M, all ex-hardcore champions. You got no chance against me, Zero. Come King of de Crap, after Ah beat you like rug and take down de title belt hangin over de ring, all you'll have left are yer delusions, while WWCF Galaxy will see de beginning of the reign of de greatest hardcore champion in history. Dat me. Caleb Fourchon.
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Post by Irish Nightmare on Jan 30, 2011 13:17:09 GMT -5
Aleistor:What a day. What a day King of the Wrestlecrap will be for Descent.The mass of victims to be placed in front of him. Not only, that but a chance to face a title holder hangs in the grasp. Poor unfortunate children. I see that you still grasp onto some fantasy that this will go well for you.
Descent: Those who have came face to face with fear, become changed forever. Those who come face to face with me live in fear forever. The Angels have opened the seven seals and I've came to judge the world.
Aleistor: Anyone ever heard of "Pascal's Wager"? Well, it's idea that says that it's better to wager that there is a hell than not, because if you're wrong then you could end up burning in torment and anguish. Well, think of it this way; those who deny Descent are destined for pain and anguish... so why fight it Mr. Richlen? You know from your first encounter with Descent, that the flames of hell will be licking at your flesh. Why then, wager on the pain of you and your loved ones?
Descent: You can't stop this Richlen. What you need to understand is, your fate is completely in my hands. And those you hold near and dear, need to realize that I hold their destiny on a string as well. You can try and keep them from me, but I will find them, and I will find you. I've held my hand out as a welcome to the New Dawn, and you seem to not understand the veracity of your rejection. You have initiated an unforgivable sin that will be placed on the heads of those you love. Pain and suffering awaits you until you accept me as the new proto-god. Otherwise, it's just a painful, torturous fall into....
Your Final Descent.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 30, 2011 14:29:57 GMT -5
Ooc: I love being that way because I see him as the type where he will go all out just to get even with someone, but still stay honorable during a match. With that said. Ahem. Johnathan, your day of reckoning is near. Do you honestly think that I'm going to let you get off easy after last month? You really have things twisted. I'm going to make sure I finish the job that M started....and the thing Blood and Stone couldn't do....I'm going to beat you 1.....2......3
Your going down if its the last thing I do. If I'm going down, then guess what so are you. If you can't remember that my soul is raging Remember one thing: Don't f*** with CageKing.
Get ready for a blackout Johnathan..... Your bitterness saddens me, Cageking, I have done nothing but be considerate of you since I beat you for this title, I made it clear that you would get a fair shot in your rematch, and considering that this month I already defended the belt twice, beat Blood and Stone in a handicap match that YOU put me in, by the way and was viciously assaulted by my tag partner last week, I think it's safe to say that I'm just as beaten up and vulnerable as you were a month ago.
So after I beat you at King Of Wrestlecrap, you had best keep your damn mouth shut, and if you beat me, I'll be a man and shake your hand afterwards.
But rest assured, the only blackout this Monday will be after you get hit with the Fade To Black.
And, Cut.
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Post by General Adam on Jan 30, 2011 17:36:53 GMT -5
It is now day four of five I can't really remember of my TLS telethon. Lets see how much we raised.
*The numbers spin and all land on zero. Again.*
Dammit all! My scheme didn't work.
*Bingo grunts.*
You don't remember? I was going to raise money so I could....do something.......I think it had to do something with......something.
*scratches his head.*
To tell the God's honest truth I don't remember either. Sooooooooo.......now what?
*Bingo grunts.*
Oh yeah I gotta match tonight don't I? Well those other guys in that match better watch out and stuff like that.
*Bingo grunts.*
Yeah taco's sound good for dinner tonight. Let's go.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jan 30, 2011 20:21:48 GMT -5
Aleistor:What a day. What a day King of the Wrestlecrap will be for Descent.The mass of victims to be placed in front of him. Not only, that but a chance to face a title holder hangs in the grasp. Poor unfortunate children. I see that you still grasp onto some fantasy that this will go well for you. Descent: Those who have came face to face with fear, become changed forever. Those who come face to face with me live in fear forever. The Angels have opened the seven seals and I've came to judge the world. Aleistor: Anyone ever heard of "Pascal's Wager"? Well, it's idea that says that it's better to wager that there is a hell than not, because if you're wrong then you could end up burning in torment and anguish. Well, think of it this way; those who deny Descent are destined for pain and anguish... so why fight it Mr. Richlen? You know from your first encounter with Descent, that the flames of hell will be licking at your flesh. Why then, wager on the pain of you and your loved ones?Descent: You can't stop this Richlen. What you need to understand is, your fate is completely in my hands. And those you hold near and dear, need to realize that I hold their destiny on a string as well. You can try and keep them from me, but I will find them, and I will find you. I've held my hand out as a welcome to the New Dawn, and you seem to not understand the veracity of your rejection. You have initiated an unforgivable sin that will be placed on the heads of those you love. Pain and suffering awaits you until you accept me as the new proto-god. Otherwise, it's just a painful, torturous fall into....
Your Final Descent. Oh, Descent. Shame, shame, shame, shame, shame shame, shame shame shame shame shame. Also, shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame.
You just do not get it at all, do you? You can talk in platitudes all you want or until your face turns Prussian Blue, but the fact remains: Your words do not intimdate me in the least. Neither have any of your attempted mind games. THEY WILL NEVER WORK WITH ME. PERIOD.
At King of Wrestlecrap, you will be eliminated, Descent, and I have every intention of being the one who does it. Perhaps then you'll turn your attentions to someone a little less enduring than yours truly.
At King of Wrestlecrap, the time for empty threats ends, Descent, and the time for action begins.
And when the dust settles, you and six other superstars will suffer your Final Judgement.
And that...
is a promise.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Jan 31, 2011 9:05:20 GMT -5
Even when I'm surrounded by darkness, I shine like the brightest supernova! I am Super Masked Hero X, Hardcore Champion, and I found a piranha in my pants! Caleb Fourchon, you've won the Hardcore Triathlon, and now you're one step closer into becoming the new Hardcore Champion! Congratulations! You've beat me once, and you've beat me again after that... HOWEVER, you've only just fought me at my backyard, and now you are standing at the very door of greatness, and the one past that door is the Hardcore Champion, ready to fight and defend what is his.
You want a hardcore ladder match, you say? I must warn you, not only am I a master of the hardcore tae kwon kung fu style, I am a master at hardcore ladders! I've beaten countless enemies using them; some of the ladders were tall, some of them were short, some of them had snakes in them and some of them were on fire! I can climb ladders with my eyes closed, even if the ladder was on fire!
Your destiny, and my destiny, is waiting high above the ladder. Up there, there's no air! There are no rules in that height. There is only me... like MASKED LIGHTNING, I strike down all foolish enough to climb up. Are you ready to taste LIGHTNING with a side-order of THUNDER?! SUPER MASKED HERO X IS A GOD OF LIGHTNING AND THUNDER, and right now he's the Hardcore Champion ready to take you on!
When this battle is over, I shall stand on top of that ladder with my hand raised high, holding my hardcore championship above my head, and you shall be on the ground, unconscious, and you shall know my name: SUPER MASKED HERO X, HARDCORE CHAMPION. Stoopid Masked Zero X, you most cuckoo wrassler in all of WWCF. Worse den de pirate. Worse den dat wrasslin hobo who beat his girlfriend. Worse den de General of de Monkey Army, and he glue doll parts on himself!
You still think you kin beat me in a match of mah choosin? Ah make you tap in our first fight, den next Ah win de Hardcore triathlon against you. I pinned Metal, Jonothan Michaels, and Evil M, all ex-hardcore champions. You got no chance against me, Zero. Come King of de Crap, after Ah beat you like rug and take down de title belt hangin over de ring, all you'll have left are yer delusions, while WWCF Galaxy will see de beginning of the reign of de greatest hardcore champion in history. Dat me. Caleb Fourchon. Ha ha ha... I have no idea what you are talking about, Caleb Fourchon! However, I do know that you're a good fighter. Only a good fighter can beat me two times in a row, after all. However, I am... A HERO! HEROIC. AMAZING. FANTASTIC. HANDSOME. AND HARDCORE! I am, and you already know this, the Heroic Hardcore Champion Super Masked Hero X. When we fight, you will know that the X in my name means Xtreme, and my fists means business and my power is real!
Fighting a champion with his title on the line is serious business! VERY SERIOUS! More serious than the tax people, in fact. So serious that clowns look serious. Very... very... serious. SERIOUSLY! I shall fight knowing that everything is serious, and when the fight is done and the fog of war is gone, I'll be standing on top... of a ladder, holding my title high above, and the heavens shall cheer my name again. Super. Masked. Hero. X.
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Post by Irish Nightmare on Feb 1, 2011 0:59:45 GMT -5
Aleistor: A few short moments from now, the sacrificial slaughter will begin. Oh my children, how the Angels will rejoice in the slaughter of the unfortunate ones. Mr. Richlen, I see that you still not heed my warnings I have offered you. That is quite unfortunate for you and your loved ones. Descent is not a person you can reject easily. He is, how should I say this, a tad bit sensitive to the subject.Your judgment is still awaiting you. Why not make the jump towards an evolution to the New Dawn? I fear that your chances are running a bit slim.
Descent:My threats seem to be falling on deaf ears. But, I will let you know Richlen that those ignorant enough to deny me and assume my words as meaningless threats, are left forever scarred by their trip into the Final Descent. However, with you I have no intentions of making this easy for you. You say you'll eliminate me?My pleasure will be your pleas and cries of suffering as I eliminate the very core of your soul. Mere elimination, I fear not.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Feb 1, 2011 1:20:18 GMT -5
Aleistor: A few short moments from now, the sacrificial slaughter will begin. Oh my children, how the Angels will rejoice in the slaughter of the unfortunate ones. Mr. Richlen, I see that you still not heed my warnings I have offered you. That is quite unfortunate for you and your loved ones. Descent is not a person you can reject easily. He is, how should I say this, a tad bit sensitive to the subject.Your judgment is still awaiting you. Why not make the jump towards an evolution to the New Dawn? I fear that your chances are running a bit slim. Descent:My threats seem to be falling on deaf ears. But, I will let you know Richlen that those ignorant enough to deny me and assume my words as meaningless threats, are left forever scarred by their trip into the Final Descent. However, with you I have no intentions of making this easy for you. You say you'll eliminate me?My pleasure will be your pleas and cries of suffering as I eliminate the very core of your soul. Mere elimination, I fear not. Seven of us. One of you. Do the math. You might get rid of one, but you ain't outlasting us all, Descent. And you certainly will not outlast me.
With that being said, I think one of these days I might waste my time in watching every Godzilla movie ever made. I might throw some of the other Japanese giant monster movies in for good measure. And then I'll get rid of those stacks of magazines that have made it hard to get around my place for weeks.
And then I'll go down to the ring and do what I always do and what I always will do: WIN.
So you can say whatever you want, Descent, but you can't alter reality. And the reality is that I will be the one who prevents you from getting that title shot at King of Wrestlecrap. And that's when perhaps you'll finally realize that your so-called "7th Dawn" ain't got nothin' on the Rise of The Machine.
And that's when you'll suffer your Final Judgement.
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Post by lodirulz on Feb 1, 2011 12:39:16 GMT -5
WWCF.com Exclusive:
*We head to the parking lot, where it appears we have two hobos on the street. Oh, never mind. It's LodiRulz and the unknown woman we have seen and were hyped for. But this time, Lodi looks a bit different under his Gothic style. We soon find out that at his side is the sword awarded to The King Of Wrestlecrap, which he just won moments ago. The woman is rocking back and fourth, laughing hysterically at nothing. But when she sees the cameras she blows a kiss to the viewers, getting black lipstick on her hands. Lodi smirks at the sword, not even caring about the cameras.*
We cry. We bleed. We are extreme.
*Lodi bows his head, a quiet tone now filling his voice:*
We hope. We pray. Hardcore. One day.
*Lodi then starts to chuckle, slowly turning into a maniacal laugh.*
You all thought I was lying? You all thought I was crazy? You all laughed at such a possibility?
*After a few seconds, Lodi's head suddenly lifts up with dark tears running down his face. His eyes are buggy and wide. Rage is taking over his mind:*
WELL WHO'S LAUGHING NOW! THAT"S RIGHT, I DID IT! I PULLED IT OFF! YOU ALL THOUGHT MY PROPHECY WAS NOTHING MORE THEN THE RAMBLINGS OF A DESPISED SOUL, BUT IT HAPPENED! IT CAME TRUE! I AM THE KING OF WRESTLECRAP, AND DARKNESS WILL SOON BE FULFILLED!!!!!!
*Lodi starts breathing like a man possessed, rocking against the walls of the arena. He starts to speak in a lower, calmer voice:*
Smokin Vokoun took his last breath. Young Gus Richlen fell into my clutches. Square had his brains scrambled by the true meaning of life. And just a couple of hours ago, LionHart got tamed by the devil. They all said a victory would be at hand. They all entered the house of fun without looking back. They never realized what they were facing. They were facing the judge, the jury, and certainly the executioner as well. They all fell to the dark side of the moon. The Prince Of Pulverization. The Master Of Manipulation. Brainwashing. Flocking. It can't be stopped. It will happen. Not because she said so, but the others say so. You want answers? Your not getting them. You are too ever weak minded to hear form someone as powerful and filled with destruction then me. But perhaps I can give a word of my time elsewhere? Where exactly? When exactly? How about How exactly and What exactly? So it is written. So it shall come to pass... [/color]
The unknown woman crawls over to Lodi, grinning form ear to ear.
Since the start, I couldn't resist. But I never knew, that he couldn't resist either. Whenever. Forever.
The woman sticks her tongue out, as the camera zooms in on Lodi:
The next time you see me, the crown of thorns will be placed upon my head as your leader..... And your savior. Soon..... you will all bow to me. Because..... LodiRulz. Hail........ to the king.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Feb 1, 2011 13:25:24 GMT -5
WWCF.com Exclusive: *We head to the parking lot, where it appears we have two hobos on the street. Oh, never mind. It's LodiRulz and the unknown woman we have seen and were hyped for. But this time, Lodi looks a bit different under his Gothic style. We soon find out that at his side is the sword awarded to The King Of Wrestlecrap, which he just won moments ago. The woman is rocking back and fourth, laughing hysterically at nothing. But when she sees the cameras she blows a kiss to the viewers, getting black lipstick on her hands. Lodi smirks at the sword, not even caring about the cameras.* We cry. We bleed. We are extreme.*Lodi bows his head, a quiet tone now filling his voice:* We hope. We pray. Hardcore. One day.*Lodi then starts to chuckle, slowly turning into a maniacal laugh.* You all thought I was lying? You all thought I was crazy? You all laughed at such a possibility?*After a few seconds, Lodi's head suddenly lifts up with dark tears running down his face. His eyes are buggy and wide. Rage is taking over his mind:* WELL WHO'S LAUGHING NOW! THAT"S RIGHT, I DID IT! I PULLED IT OFF! YOU ALL THOUGHT MY PROPHECY WAS NOTHING MORE THEN THE RAMBLINGS OF A DESPISED SOUL, BUT IT HAPPENED! IT CAME TRUE! I AM THE KING OF WRESTLECRAP, AND DARKNESS WILL SOON BE FULFILLED!!!!!!*Lodi starts breathing like a man possessed, rocking against the walls of the arena. He starts to speak in a lower, calmer voice:* Smokin Vokoun took his last breath. Young Gus Richlen fell into my clutches. Square had his brains scrambled by the true meaning of life. And just a couple of hours ago, LionHart got tamed by the devil. They all said a victory would be at hand. They all entered the house of fun without looking back. They never realized what they were facing. They were facing the judge, the jury, and certainly the executioner as well. They all fell to the dark side of the moon. The Prince Of Pulverization. The Master Of Manipulation. Brainwashing. Flocking. It can't be stopped. It will happen. Not because she said so, but the others say so. You want answers? Your not getting them. You are too ever weak minded to hear form someone as powerful and filled with destruction then me. But perhaps I can give a word of my time elsewhere? Where exactly? When exactly? How about How exactly and What exactly? So it is written. So it shall come to pass... [/color] The unknown woman crawls over to Lodi, grinning form ear to ear. Since the start, I couldn't resist. But I never knew, that he couldn't resist either. Whenever. Forever.The woman sticks her tongue out, as the camera zooms in on Lodi: The next time you see me, the crown of thorns will be placed upon my head as your leader..... And your savior. Soon..... you will all bow to me. Because..... LodiRulz. Hail........ to the king.[/quote] Yeah, yeah, whatever, Lodi. Hope you enjoy being king now, because you now have a big ol' target on your back. I have more than a little unfinished buisness with you, and I intend to settle that buisness sooner rather than later.
As for you, Descent, I may have failed to outlast Dread Pirate Mulligan, but I made a promise that you would not win and that I would personally ensure as much, and I am a man of my word, Descent.
And I am also a man of my word when I say that the next time you or your buddy Draven come anywhere NEAR Shaelin Marie O'Hara, it will be a moment you will sorely regret.
And that....
is a promise.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 2, 2011 13:34:55 GMT -5
*A sword is shown at the center of the ring and the ring has been redecorated. "Master of Puppets" plays and out comes the CEO, Commissioner, and the security team of Mr. E & U.N. Owen. Seth doesnt look too happy about doing this and grabs a mic.*
Seth: When I announced the new trophy to be given to the 2011 King of WrestleCrap, I said that I would be personally delivering this trophy to the winner. Well, it seems that the 2011 winner and #1 contender for the world title at Ernest Goes To Wargames is a member of the newly named Pantheon. I don't like these guys and I would be more than hesitant to give these men a right to a world title shot, but like others have said........I have no choice.
So before I ask the 2011 King to get his ass out here, I have a few announcements. 1 is that Damn Right Jackson will defend his world title against the 2011 King of WrestleCrap LodiRulz, and 2 is to announce the Wargames Match. It will be going back to the old days as five men of Team Damn Right Jackson will face five men of Team LodiRulz. Both men will have the right to pick their five men and the Wargames winners will face the world champion in the Thunderdome Match at WrestleCrapocalypse.
So now that my match making is out of the way, I demand that the 2011 King of WrestleCrap LodiRulz get his ass out here and accept the prize that is to be given to the winner of our tournament.
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Post by General Adam on Feb 2, 2011 19:43:55 GMT -5
*The General walks into his office.*
Bingo? Bingo where are ya?
*There is a note on the table. The General start to read it.*
Dear General. It has been fun working with you these many years, but because of your losing streak I am now sadden to say that I must leave you. I cannot honestly remember the last time you won a match, and truth be told I am getting sick of it. Day after day of losing and you rambling incoherently about having a third leg which was clearly a leg of a Barbie doll super glued to the inside of your thigh and this one simple monkey can only take so much. Therefor I must say goodbye General and good luck in your future endeavors.
Sincerely, Bingo the monkey
*The General starts to cry*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Feb 3, 2011 0:12:15 GMT -5
*We open with Ryan Blood sitting on the top turnbuckle in the now empty Parts Unknown Arena*
I've had a lot of success in this ring--I'm sorry, I should say this VERY ring. I think there's some kind of unwritten rule about saying the words "in this very ring" every chance you get.
Anyhoo, I can't really complain. The list of people I've beaten reads like a "who's who" of the WWCF. Now, you might say "But Ryan, you didn't always beat them fairly!" And if you said that, I would say "Well DUH, you pinbrain!" It doesn't make any difference to me if I did it fair, if I used a foreign object, if I took a hostage--so long as I win, that's all that matters. I'd rather be a guy who takes shortcuts and gets somewhere than a guy who handicaps himself by following all the rules and gets nowhere.
But one thing's been bugging me a little. My singles record is still 1-2, and that might lead people to think that I can't get the job done unless Johnny has my back. I want to prove those people wrong.
And that's why I'm glad that I've got this match against Naitch on Monday. Oh, there are other reasons I'm glad I'm facing him. For one, he's taken Seth Drakin's side and volunteered to help against our Pantheon. Tsk, tsk...that just won't do, little guy! And there's his HILARIOUS statement that he could take the titles from Stone and me if he wanted to, which is a gauntlet being thrown down if I've ever seen one.
But the bottom line? I want to prove that I'm a force to be reckoned with under ANY circumstances. As part of a team, one on one, Rules of Honor, no DQ, falls count anywhere, belching contest, whatever. Proving that at Naitch's expense will be the icing on the cake. Sweet, delicious icing...
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Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2011 0:56:19 GMT -5
Jeremy, I want to talk to you for a second.
Monday is coming up and its coming up fast. I just want to say that I hope your ready. I see you can go great lengths if you try kid, that's why I'm giving you this chance. Make the most of it Jeremy. Make me a believer.
Just remember though. If you forget that my soul is raging Remember who your up against The IF champion CageKing
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