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Post by littlenaitch on Feb 3, 2011 1:08:23 GMT -5
Boy oh boy oh boy does Ryan Blood have a huge ego or what? Does this guy not realize who the hell he is getting in the ring with on Monday night? I have done just about everything that there is to do in this company and I still don't get the respect that I deserve.
I am so looking forward to shutting Ryan Blood up and ending this losing streak that I have been on lately. Yes I know I won two matches in the King of Wrestlecrap tournament but other then that I haven't really done much in recent months as far as winning goes. I mean yes I have been in brutal matches against Evil M and Jonathan Michaels but I have not won a big match in quite some time and I consider this match on Monday night a really big match and if I want a championship singles match down the road then I need to win.
Now Mr Blood thinks he is going to use me a stepping stone to propel his singles career? Well I got news for you Ryan, I am nobodies stepping stone and I will be damned if you beat me on Monday night.
I am going to teach you one helluva wrestling lesson inside of that ring Blood. You are going to find out first hand just exactly how dangerous I really am as a singles wrestler. I mean just ask Evil M how good I am because he had to get me disqualified in order to beat me and retain his Championship of Honor. You can also ask your running buddy Colt just how good I am as him and I have plenty of wars inside of that ring and Colt was the man I defeated to win the World Heavyweight Championship almost two years ago.
I also noticed that Blood is a little ticked off that I have Seth's back which believe me, I am still in shock over but nonetheless, I am only doing it because I know how tough Seth is and I know that if him and I ever teamed up that we could definitely be a force to be dealt with.
Let me tell you one last thing Blood, I am not taking you lightly as I know what you are capable of inside of that ring but I firmly believe that you for once I have bitten off far more than you can chew!!!!
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Post by "The Natural" Jeremy Grave on Feb 3, 2011 4:14:25 GMT -5
Jeremy, I want to talk to you for a second.
Monday is coming up and its coming up fast. I just want to say that I hope your ready. I see you can go great lengths if you try kid, that's why I'm giving you this chance. Make the most of it Jeremy. Make me a believer.
Just remember though. If you forget that my soul is raging Remember who your up against The IF champion CageKing I saw your match, and I now have no doubt that you deserve the belt which is currently around your waist, but I had you beat last time we faced eachother. This time, I'm going to make it a win. And you can take THAT... to the Grave.
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Post by Topher is Human on Feb 3, 2011 4:42:40 GMT -5
This isn't over... not by a long shot.
Not only has the Pantheon chosen their fate, the fates have chosen the Pantheon. You will all see why we truly are the gods of the WWCF, be it the White Knight, or the Youngbloods... the WWCF will soon learn how important fate it...
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Feb 3, 2011 9:51:24 GMT -5
Boy oh boy oh boy does Ryan Blood have a huge ego or what? Does this guy not realize who the hell he is getting in the ring with on Monday night? I have done just about everything that there is to do in this company and I still don't get the respect that I deserve.
I am so looking forward to shutting Ryan Blood up and ending this losing streak that I have been on lately. Yes I know I won two matches in the King of Wrestlecrap tournament but other then that I haven't really done much in recent months as far as winning goes. I mean yes I have been in brutal matches against Evil M and Jonathan Michaels but I have not won a big match in quite some time and I consider this match on Monday night a really big match and if I want a championship singles match down the road then I need to win.
Now Mr Blood thinks he is going to use me a stepping stone to propel his singles career? Well I got news for you Ryan, I am nobodies stepping stone and I will be damned if you beat me on Monday night.
I am going to teach you one helluva wrestling lesson inside of that ring Blood. You are going to find out first hand just exactly how dangerous I really am as a singles wrestler. I mean just ask Evil M how good I am because he had to get me disqualified in order to beat me and retain his Championship of Honor. You can also ask your running buddy Colt just how good I am as him and I have plenty of wars inside of that ring and Colt was the man I defeated to win the World Heavyweight Championship almost two years ago.
I also noticed that Blood is a little ticked off that I have Seth's back which believe me, I am still in shock over but nonetheless, I am only doing it because I know how tough Seth is and I know that if him and I ever teamed up that we could definitely be a force to be dealt with.
Let me tell you one last thing Blood, I am not taking you lightly as I know what you are capable of inside of that ring but I firmly believe that you for once I have bitten off far more than you can chew!!!! You're right, Naitch. You've done a lot. I can think of another guy who was pretty successful and won a lot of championships. You know who that guy was?
X-PAC!!!
You're like Waltman, Naitch, thinking that just because you did it before you've still got something left in the tank and you can do it again. Fact is, you--and Tyfo for that matter--are washed up. You're yesterday's news--hell, you're last year's news!
Yeah, I've got an ego. But my ego is deserved, because I am one of the best in the business. They don't just hand these WWCF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP belts out to anybody, you know!
You've already had a taste of what I can do in that ring, so you know firsthand that I speak the truth. Yeah, you got a taste, and you'd best prepare to be force-fed a whole lot more like a foie gras goose!
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Feb 3, 2011 11:14:12 GMT -5
ARE YOU READY TO ROCK? ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE? Super Masked Hero X is here, and he's still the Hardcore Champion! Holy Hardcoreness, Hero X!
However, let's have a moment of silence for Caleb Fourchon! He fought like true challenger, fighting me with every hardcore fighting cell in his body... but as the hardcore champion, every hardcore champion cell in my body took a tiny cellular war-hammer and hammered Caleb's hardcore cells into nothing! And so I won, and he lost. I have sent a get well card to him as well!
Now, on to business... the kind of business that requires my FISTS OF FURY AND MY BOOT OF KICKING. Next week, it's me versus Evil M! EVIL M! The man has Evil as his first name, so he's obviously a villain. In the name of the Moon! And then the Sun, and all the stars in the sky, I shall not rest until I have vanquished you in the ring, you fiend! Super Masked Hero X is the Hardcore Champion, and a HERO OF JUSTICE! Evil, beware!
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Post by Square on Feb 3, 2011 11:36:02 GMT -5
This isn't over... not by a long shot.
Not only has the Pantheon chosen their fate, the fates have chosen the Pantheon. You will all see why we truly are the gods of the WWCF, be it the White Knight, or the Youngbloods... the WWCF will soon learn how important fate it... Gods of the WWCF? Yeah your right; the god of prisoners, the god of boring promos, the god of deja vu and the god of cheating. Me, I'm not a god and I will not call myself one. Sadly for you I call myself Kratos, cause like in God of War I will kill the gods with ease.
For too long this company has been ran by groups grasping power, and I in the past helped with that. Not this time Colt, you will NOT succeed because I will make it my mission that the Pantheon falls at the hands of the True King of Wrestlecrap. And THAT is your fate.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Feb 3, 2011 12:40:44 GMT -5
This isn't over... not by a long shot.
Not only has the Pantheon chosen their fate, the fates have chosen the Pantheon. You will all see why we truly are the gods of the WWCF, be it the White Knight, or the Youngbloods... the WWCF will soon learn how important fate it... Gods of the WWCF? Yeah your right; the god of prisoners, the god of boring promos, the god of deja vu and the god of cheating. Me, I'm not a god and I will not call myself one. Sadly for you I call myself Kratos, cause like in God of War I will kill the gods with ease.
For too long this company has been ran by groups grasping power, and I in the past helped with that. Not this time Colt, you will NOT succeed because I will make it my mission that the Pantheon falls at the hands of the True King of Wrestlecrap. And THAT is your fate. Indeed. I think we can both agree that Colt and Lodi are not going to rest very easily with so many enemies for them to deal with.
Now, what I have said in the past to Descent, I say again: STAY AWAY FROM SHAELIN MARIE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
As for Lodi and Stone, you've chosen the wrong trio to get into the ring to on the wrong day. Because between "Damn Right" Jackson, Square, and myself, the three of you will find that there is no escaping your Final Judgement.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Feb 3, 2011 13:44:46 GMT -5
So, Jesse King wants to continue talking s*** about Metal? Well, this week I'll have something to say to his face. Jesse, you'll be eating your words, soon enough.
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Post by Irish Nightmare on Feb 3, 2011 15:45:46 GMT -5
Gods of the WWCF? Yeah your right; the god of prisoners, the god of boring promos, the god of deja vu and the god of cheating. Me, I'm not a god and I will not call myself one. Sadly for you I call myself Kratos, cause like in God of War I will kill the gods with ease.
For too long this company has been ran by groups grasping power, and I in the past helped with that. Not this time Colt, you will NOT succeed because I will make it my mission that the Pantheon falls at the hands of the True King of Wrestlecrap. And THAT is your fate. Indeed. I think we can both agree that Colt and Lodi are not going to rest very easily with so many enemies for them to deal with.
Now, what I have said in the past to Descent, I say again: STAY AWAY FROM SHAELIN MARIE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
As for Lodi and Stone, you've chosen the wrong trio to get into the ring to on the wrong day. Because between "Damn Right" Jackson, Square, and myself, the three of you will find that there is no escaping your Final Judgement. Aleistor:The warriors of the judgment are preparing for destruction. Oh my brothers, how glorious it will be. Imagine the face of three gods riding on the horses of the apocalypse.And as far our sacrificial lambs are concerned, I can honestly say that your pain will be unbearable and torturous.Lodi, Stone, and Decent will pillage and slaughter the countryside and eviscerate anyone that will come in their path. Now... I'm getting a bit of topic, oh my brothers..let's concentrate on one central piece of this puzzle shall we? Mr. Richlen, I've seen that you still are not taking this as serious as you should. Why I see that little Miss Shaelin Marie has taking it quite seriously... as well she should. Why must you put those you call family in harms way for your massive and undeserving ego?I implore you to join my Decent as a new Angel of his 7th Dawn. Descent:Richlen... do you smell the blood of your loved ones slowly draining from their bodies? Do you taste your heart in your throat? It's coming down Richlen, and when it does I'm taking your straight into your Final Descent.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 3, 2011 18:29:33 GMT -5
*Seth, Jessica, Mr. E, & U.N. Owen all shrug when the heel stable does not show up.*
Seth: Well, it seems the Pantheon doesn't know when to show up to accept a prize so maybe I should just accept this trophy sword for them or maybe..............I should give this trophy sword to the runner up since the champion doesn't want it.........or maybe, I should auction off this sword on our website and give the proceeds to charity. Oh well, I guess I will talk it over with the board since the Pantheon don't want a trophy.
Well, Mr. E & U.N. Owen, let's take this sword back and tell someone we tried to award this to the 2011 King of the Ring, but he wouldn't accept.
*The masked security prepare to take the trophy back as Seth and Jessica are seen talking in a low voice.*
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Post by lodirulz on Feb 3, 2011 18:38:13 GMT -5
*Seth, Jessica, Mr. E, & U.N. Owen all shrug when the heel stable does not show up.* Seth: Well, it seems the Pantheon doesn't know when to show up to accept a prize so maybe I should just accept this trophy sword for them or maybe..............I should give this trophy sword to the runner up since the champion doesn't want it.........or maybe, I should auction off this sword on our website and give the proceeds to charity. Oh well, I guess I will talk it over with the board since the Pantheon don't want a trophy.
Well, Mr. E & U.N. Owen, let's take this sword back and tell someone we tried to award this to the 2011 King of the Ring, but he wouldn't accept. *The masked security prepare to take the trophy back as Seth and Jessica are seen talking in a low voice.* Hold it right there...LodiRulz, Johnny Stone, Ryan Blood, and Colt slowly saunter out to the area. Lodi is leading the pack, the unknown blond woman once again clinging to him. He points to the security, bringing them back. He then points to Seth, a crazy look in his eyes: Ones fate can not be matched by the choices one makes in life. But it can be decided by the want of something. And I believe you have something that the darkness wants. That the darkness needs in our possession. Connect me with the crown of thorns, or a deadly fate will be sealed. For that sword... it's fate is in my hands.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 3, 2011 18:43:45 GMT -5
*Seth, Jessica, Mr. E, & U.N. Owen all shrug when the heel stable does not show up.* Seth: Well, it seems the Pantheon doesn't know when to show up to accept a prize so maybe I should just accept this trophy sword for them or maybe..............I should give this trophy sword to the runner up since the champion doesn't want it.........or maybe, I should auction off this sword on our website and give the proceeds to charity. Oh well, I guess I will talk it over with the board since the Pantheon don't want a trophy.
Well, Mr. E & U.N. Owen, let's take this sword back and tell someone we tried to award this to the 2011 King of the Ring, but he wouldn't accept. *The masked security prepare to take the trophy back as Seth and Jessica are seen talking in a low voice.* Hold it right there...LodiRulz, Johnny Stone, Ryan Blood, and Colt slowly saunter out to the area. Lodi is leading the pack, the unknown blond woman once again clinging to him. He points to the security, bringing them back. He then points to Seth, a crazy look in his eyes: Ones fate can not be matched by the choices one makes in life. But it can be decided by the want of something. And I believe you have something that the darkness wants. That the darkness needs in our possession. Connect me with the crown of thorns, or a deadly fate will be sealed. For that sword... it's fate is in my hands. Seth: We don't have any crown of thorns and to be quite honest, we have no plans to make a crown of thorns. This is PC, pal.....but if you want a crown of thorns.......you can go to the nearby thornbushes and make one.
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Post by lodirulz on Feb 3, 2011 18:53:53 GMT -5
Hold it right there...LodiRulz, Johnny Stone, Ryan Blood, and Colt slowly saunter out to the area. Lodi is leading the pack, the unknown blond woman once again clinging to him. He points to the security, bringing them back. He then points to Seth, a crazy look in his eyes: Ones fate can not be matched by the choices one makes in life. But it can be decided by the want of something. And I believe you have something that the darkness wants. That the darkness needs in our possession. Connect me with the crown of thorns, or a deadly fate will be sealed. For that sword... it's fate is in my hands. Seth: We don't have any crown of thorns and to be quite honest, we have no plans to make a crown of thorns. This is PC, pal.....but if you want a crown of thorns.......you can go to the nearby thornbushes and make one. How wonderful. Our mastermind has jokes. The puppetmaster who waves the strings for these worthless mutant loners to grab a hold on to, has a sense of humor. You usually treat normal kings with respect, honor, and pride. For somebody like me, it's going to be these three things: Disrespect, Pain, and Suffering. You will drink form the goblet of the seven deadly sins and transform yourself into a brand new human being. A servant worthy for a god. If you truly respect your so called kings around here, you would have had a robe made out of barbed wire and a crown made of thorns constructed of your blood and tears. So it is written. So it shall come to pass.
Once I accept the sword of the holy lord in the name of following of me, I will stab into the foundations of all of your lives, and all the others will sacrifice eachother for the goodness... of our future. Stare into the eyes of the raven, and say. Say it in front of me: LodiRulz.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 3, 2011 19:04:58 GMT -5
Seth: We don't have any crown of thorns and to be quite honest, we have no plans to make a crown of thorns. This is PC, pal.....but if you want a crown of thorns.......you can go to the nearby thornbushes and make one. How wonderful. Our mastermind has jokes. The puppetmaster who waves the strings for these worthless mutant loners to grab a hold on to, has a sense of humor. You usually treat normal kings with respect, honor, and pride. For somebody like me, it's going to be these three things: Disrespect, Pain, and Suffering. You will drink form the goblet of the seven deadly sins and transform yourself into a brand new human being. A servant worthy for a god. If you truly respect your so called kings around here, you would have had a robe made out of barbed wire and a crown made of thorns constructed of your blood and tears. So it is written. So it shall come to pass.
Once I accept the sword of the holy lord in the name of following of me, I will stab into the foundations of all of your lives, and all the others will sacrifice eachother for the goodness... of our future. Stare into the eyes of the raven, and say. Say it in front of me: LodiRulz. Seth: Really...........you are suprised I treat you as king badly. You definately have not been here too long.
You are next to a former king in Colt and if Colt could, what was the nickname I gave our first ever King??
I fought our second king at Gookermania 3.
But I would be a nice guy to the king, if the king didn't always decide to challenge me. Oh plus I have a Higher Power to speak to and he does not appreciate your crap.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Feb 3, 2011 20:07:10 GMT -5
How wonderful. Our mastermind has jokes. The puppetmaster who waves the strings for these worthless mutant loners to grab a hold on to, has a sense of humor. You usually treat normal kings with respect, honor, and pride. For somebody like me, it's going to be these three things: Disrespect, Pain, and Suffering. You will drink form the goblet of the seven deadly sins and transform yourself into a brand new human being. A servant worthy for a god. If you truly respect your so called kings around here, you would have had a robe made out of barbed wire and a crown made of thorns constructed of your blood and tears. So it is written. So it shall come to pass.
Once I accept the sword of the holy lord in the name of following of me, I will stab into the foundations of all of your lives, and all the others will sacrifice eachother for the goodness... of our future. Stare into the eyes of the raven, and say. Say it in front of me: LodiRulz. Seth: Really...........you are suprised I treat you as king badly. You definately have not been here too long.
You are next to a former king in Colt and if Colt could, what was the nickname I gave our first ever King??
I fought our second king at Gookermania 3.
But I would be a nice guy to the king, if the king didn't always decide to challenge me. Oh plus I have a Higher Power to speak to and he does not appreciate your crap. *As Seth and Lodi argue, Ryan Blood avails himself of one of the seemingly limitless mics ready to be handed out by ringside WWCF personnel* First, while I can't speak for Johnny or Colt, I would like to go on record as passing on the...barbed wire robe...yeah, don't order one in my size. I think it would...itch...*Blood gives LodiRulz an odd look before turning to Seth* "Higher power"? SERIOUSLY, Drakin? What year are you living in? What next, Seth, are you going to have your two mooks bring a big cross--I mean symbol--to the ring and tie Lodi to it?*Blood rolls his eyes at the CEO* Anachronisms aside, Seth, you will give us the respect we're due. Because by my count, the only non-Pantheon guy in this ring who can fight worth a damn is you. I saw your security guys get taken apart by the Boiler Room Brawler in a handicap match, so I'm not sweating them. Neither is Johnny. Neither is Colt. And Lodi's such a crazy motherf***er that he's never afraid of anybody.*Blood turns to Lodi* I mean that as a compliment.*He turns back to Seth, takes two steps forward and presses his face very close to the CEO's* You can shoot your mouth off as much as you like without fear of reprisal, Drakin. But we're getting away from the reason we came out here in the first place.
GIVE. THE SWORD. TO LODI. NOW.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 3, 2011 20:31:28 GMT -5
Seth: Really...........you are suprised I treat you as king badly. You definately have not been here too long.
You are next to a former king in Colt and if Colt could, what was the nickname I gave our first ever King??
I fought our second king at Gookermania 3.
But I would be a nice guy to the king, if the king didn't always decide to challenge me. Oh plus I have a Higher Power to speak to and he does not appreciate your crap. *As Seth and Lodi argue, Ryan Blood avails himself of one of the seemingly limitless mics ready to be handed out by ringside WWCF personnel* First, while I can't speak for Johnny or Colt, I would like to go on record as passing on the...barbed wire robe...yeah, don't order one in my size. I think it would...itch...*Blood gives LodiRulz an odd look before turning to Seth* "Higher power"? SERIOUSLY, Drakin? What year are you living in? What next, Seth, are you going to have your two mooks bring a big cross--I mean symbol--to the ring and tie Lodi to it?*Blood rolls his eyes at the CEO* Anachronisms aside, Seth, you will give us the respect we're due. Because by my count, the only non-Pantheon guy in this ring who can fight worth a damn is you. I saw your security guys get taken apart by the Boiler Room Brawler in a handicap match, so I'm not sweating them. Neither is Johnny. Neither is Colt. And Lodi's such a crazy motherf***er that he's never afraid of anybody.*Blood turns to Lodi* I mean that as a compliment.*He turns back to Seth, takes two steps forward and presses his face very close to the CEO's* You can shoot your mouth off as much as you like without fear of reprisal, Drakin. But we're getting away from the reason we came out here in the first place.
GIVE. THE SWORD. TO LODI. NOW.*Seth looks at Blood and smiles as he nods to his security team. The two men lay the sword down in the ring and back away. Seth looks at the crowd* Seth: Ladies and gentlemen, the 2011 King of WrestleCrap, LodiRulz...............and his friends in the Pantheon. *Seth then looks at the group* Seth: Despite what you may believe. The sword is yours if you want it. If you don't want it, I can find things to do with it. But if you want it, you will have to come to the ring and get it.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Feb 3, 2011 20:38:05 GMT -5
*As Seth and Lodi argue, Ryan Blood avails himself of one of the seemingly limitless mics ready to be handed out by ringside WWCF personnel* First, while I can't speak for Johnny or Colt, I would like to go on record as passing on the...barbed wire robe...yeah, don't order one in my size. I think it would...itch...*Blood gives LodiRulz an odd look before turning to Seth* "Higher power"? SERIOUSLY, Drakin? What year are you living in? What next, Seth, are you going to have your two mooks bring a big cross--I mean symbol--to the ring and tie Lodi to it?*Blood rolls his eyes at the CEO* Anachronisms aside, Seth, you will give us the respect we're due. Because by my count, the only non-Pantheon guy in this ring who can fight worth a damn is you. I saw your security guys get taken apart by the Boiler Room Brawler in a handicap match, so I'm not sweating them. Neither is Johnny. Neither is Colt. And Lodi's such a crazy motherf***er that he's never afraid of anybody.*Blood turns to Lodi* I mean that as a compliment.*He turns back to Seth, takes two steps forward and presses his face very close to the CEO's* You can shoot your mouth off as much as you like without fear of reprisal, Drakin. But we're getting away from the reason we came out here in the first place.
GIVE. THE SWORD. TO LODI. NOW.*Seth looks at Blood and smiles as he nods to his security team. The two men lay the sword down in the ring and back away. Seth looks at the crowd* Seth: Ladies and gentlemen, the 2011 King of WrestleCrap, LodiRulz...............and his friends in the Pantheon. *Seth then looks at the group* Seth: Despite what you may believe. The sword is yours if you want it. If you don't want it, I can find things to do with it. But if you want it, you will have to come to the ring and get it. OOC: Oops, I thought we were already in the ring. Oh well. IC: Smart move. Hopefully it won't be followed by a monumentally stupid one. Like, say, putting your hands on the new King of WrestleCrap when he goes to pick it up.*Blood nods at Lodi* Whenever you're ready, man. We got your back.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Feb 3, 2011 20:43:01 GMT -5
Boy oh boy oh boy does Ryan Blood have a huge ego or what? Does this guy not realize who the hell he is getting in the ring with on Monday night? I have done just about everything that there is to do in this company and I still don't get the respect that I deserve.
I am so looking forward to shutting Ryan Blood up and ending this losing streak that I have been on lately. Yes I know I won two matches in the King of Wrestlecrap tournament but other then that I haven't really done much in recent months as far as winning goes. I mean yes I have been in brutal matches against Evil M and Jonathan Michaels but I have not won a big match in quite some time and I consider this match on Monday night a really big match and if I want a championship singles match down the road then I need to win.
Now Mr Blood thinks he is going to use me a stepping stone to propel his singles career? Well I got news for you Ryan, I am nobodies stepping stone and I will be damned if you beat me on Monday night.
I am going to teach you one helluva wrestling lesson inside of that ring Blood. You are going to find out first hand just exactly how dangerous I really am as a singles wrestler. I mean just ask Evil M how good I am because he had to get me disqualified in order to beat me and retain his Championship of Honor. You can also ask your running buddy Colt just how good I am as him and I have plenty of wars inside of that ring and Colt was the man I defeated to win the World Heavyweight Championship almost two years ago.
I also noticed that Blood is a little ticked off that I have Seth's back which believe me, I am still in shock over but nonetheless, I am only doing it because I know how tough Seth is and I know that if him and I ever teamed up that we could definitely be a force to be dealt with.
Let me tell you one last thing Blood, I am not taking you lightly as I know what you are capable of inside of that ring but I firmly believe that you for once I have bitten off far more than you can chew!!!! No gives you respect because you ain't shit. You won the Heavyweight title in what? 1987? And the tag titles even more older, and haven't done anything worth a damn since.
And secondly, no one is afraid of Seth. Since he's retired, he's gained like 100lbs, and instead of looking like Colonel Sanders in his career, now he looks like one of the fat stereotypical Americans that plague our arenas.
And....wait, what's that?Gods of the WWCF? Yeah your right; the god of prisoners, the god of boring promos, the god of deja vu and the god of cheating. Me, I'm not a god and I will not call myself one. Sadly for you I call myself Kratos, cause like in God of War I will kill the gods with ease.
For too long this company has been ran by groups grasping power, and I in the past helped with that. Not this time Colt, you will NOT succeed because I will make it my mission that the Pantheon falls at the hands of the True King of Wrestlecrap. And THAT is your fate. Oh, it's just an annoying fly buzzing around making noise that no one cares about. Still, it's amazing how irritating a little prick can be.
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Post by General Adam on Feb 3, 2011 23:22:22 GMT -5
*The General is sitting in a dark room all by himself. He then places a wind up monkey toy on the ground.*
*After it stops, he winds it up again.
Bingo.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 3, 2011 23:51:14 GMT -5
Seth: Still a little untrusting of me, fair enough............less than a year ago, this would have been a set up. But.....to ease your weary minds, I will show you that I am trustworthy in this case.
*Seth signals to U.N. Owen and Mr. E to leave the ring and they do so.*
Seth: There........now all that is left is the Commissioner and myself. One guy and a lady aren't stupid enough to try anything funny. So which one of you are going to take this sword.
*Jessica also produces a mic*
Jessica: Yes, which one of the Pantheon is going to get this whole segment over with?
Is it going to be LodiRulz............the man who is might want to be King of the nearby trashcan
*The crowd cheers*
Jessica: Is it going to be Ryan Blood...........who seems at this point to be all talk and no action, unless it is against old men and beaten down foes.
*The crowd cheers even louder as Seth smiles*
Seth: I see where you are going with this and if you don't mind....I have some stuff of my own for the other two members.
Is it going to be Johnny Stone, the man who calls me Colonel Sanders yet he's a lumberjack and he's okay......he sleeps all night and he works all day.
*Crowd gets even louder as Seth makes the Monty Python reference and Jessica smiles.*
Seth: Or.........is it going to be the former King of Wrestle Crap.......King Nothing........I mean Colt, who failed to stop Damn Right Jackson from being the longest reigning World Heavyweight Champion in WWCF history.
*The crowd is electric when Seth mentions that Colt lost at King of Wrestle Crap.*
Jessica: Well, it has to be someone who has the guts to take the sword.
Oh and if our insults hurt your feelings, I hope you don't try anything or else......you might lose some of that "power" you have.
Seth: So who is it going to be?
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