Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Oct 6, 2010 21:52:36 GMT -5
It looks like my world tour through former champions has another stop in Jonathan Michaels this Monday. After a small detour by the name of Seth Drakin, I'm ready to get back on track. That track being the road to become the first ever two time world champion in the WWCF.
I see all you fans out there. You're nervous. You're scared. You don't want me to have such an honor, such prestige, what with me being the reigning King of Wrestlecrap and all. I've already got an achievement of grandeur, and we all know I hold it over your head like the peasants you are. But the fact of the matter is this, I'm chasing glory. I'm chasing victory. I'm chasing, for the moment, Damn Right Jackson. It just happens to be real god damn unfortunate that the chase has lead me to a Jonathan Michaels, standing directly in my path.
Me and 'JoMo' as the douchebags call him, we have a lot in common. We both got our starts in Hollywood, we've both risen to the top like the head on a ice cold cruiser, and we've both been champions. We get it. We know what it takes to get here. The problem with him is that Sara Nakatomi is far more of a distraction than she's ever been a help, and I plan on exploiting her. You see, Lisa Garcia, she knows exactly what it takes to be not just a fantastic and wild ride in the sack, but the best valet and manager the WWCF Galaxy has to offer.
And come this Monday, Sara better watch her back, because Lisa's going to work her ass right under the table.
Good luck, Jomo. You're gonna need it, big guy. My, oh my, aren't we edgy?
You know, I'm just getting a little sick and tired of you going around here running your mouth nonstop, so why don't I just go ahead and shut your mouth once and for all, and when I do, the entire locker room will rise as one and hoist me upon their shoulders cheering in wild celebration.
So I think this Monday, I'll just kick you in the jaw so frigging hard, it'll have to be wired shut for a year.
And, Cut. Pretty weak, bro. After all this, you just threaten me? Use the theoretical Locker Room as your motivation? Come on. Let's face the facts, pal. Anybody in that locker room would switch spots with me in two shakes of a god damn whistling rabbits bushy tail. If you hate me, you hate me simply because I'm great, but the locker room doesn't even hate me. That would require their energy. They've got far bigger fish to fry, all of them. If they want to focus their energy on me, they can just come on out with you on Monday night. I'd love to see the Anti-Viva crusade. Bring your buddies, let them surround the ring, pep you up, because it's clear you can't beat me alone.
And edgy? That's your whole gimmick, buddy. You play the edgy card to the f***ing hilt around here. Oh, I'm a stuntman. I'm a bonafide badass. Please. I've seen more threatening individuals within the confines of the playboy you use to get to sleep at night.
There are two things you need to know about me. One; you can't beat me. Two; I will bring every f***ing ounce of fight I have to you on ANY given night. So cut the shit, save your threats for someone who's going to buy them, and let's f***ing rock on Monday. Get the f*** ready, because this shit you're trying to pull isn't buying you any extra time.
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Oct 7, 2010 18:36:28 GMT -5
My, oh my, aren't we edgy?
You know, I'm just getting a little sick and tired of you going around here running your mouth nonstop, so why don't I just go ahead and shut your mouth once and for all, and when I do, the entire locker room will rise as one and hoist me upon their shoulders cheering in wild celebration.
So I think this Monday, I'll just kick you in the jaw so frigging hard, it'll have to be wired shut for a year.
And, Cut. Pretty weak, bro. After all this, you just threaten me? Use the theoretical Locker Room as your motivation? Come on. Let's face the facts, pal. Anybody in that locker room would switch spots with me in two shakes of a god damn whistling rabbits bushy tail. If you hate me, you hate me simply because I'm great, but the locker room doesn't even hate me. That would require their energy. They've got far bigger fish to fry, all of them. If they want to focus their energy on me, they can just come on out with you on Monday night. I'd love to see the Anti-Viva crusade. Bring your buddies, let them surround the ring, pep you up, because it's clear you can't beat me alone.
And edgy? That's your whole gimmick, buddy. You play the edgy card to the f***ing hilt around here. Oh, I'm a stuntman. I'm a bonafide badass. Please. I've seen more threatening individuals within the confines of the playboy you use to get to sleep at night.
There are two things you need to know about me. One; you can't beat me. Two; I will bring every f***ing ounce of fight I have to you on ANY given night. So cut the s***, save your threats for someone who's going to buy them, and let's f***ing rock on Monday. Get the f*** ready, because this s*** you're trying to pull isn't buying you any extra time. And now you resort to cursing.
Shame, really, you used to be so tough and cool, but frankly, you seem to have lost your mind, and it's sad to watch, Viva.
You see, I just can't get that angry at you, the way your mental state is at this point, I feel like I'm picking on the crazy homeless guy who deep down just wants a hug.
So keep on talking if you like, it's not like it actually means anything anymore.
See you Monday.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Oct 7, 2010 18:37:09 GMT -5
~Yarr~
On Monday there begins a new era in Tag Team Wrestling. In a Galaxy dominated by the same few Teams...it's time for a new tandem to rise above the wasteland. Too long have the tag titles simply been a stepping stone to bigger things. Now it's time for a change! I Captain Horatio Sebastian Ulysses Patrick Wulfric Bubastis Mulligan, and My esteemed associate, the enigmatic General of the Monkey go up against the woefully overqualified Southwest Connection of Tyfo and Little Naitch.
Yes, the multi time world champions against an untested tag team of a Monkey Lover and a Deranged Pirate. Hell, the General and I don't even have an official name yet! I remember the last time I teamed up with someone and took on two champions......We beat them for the match that started this whole "Tournement" debacle.
I say this to all the doubters, naysayers, party-poopers and fence-sitters. "Arr! Monkeys!" will rule the tag team division! With my intellect and the General's military training we shall be victorious!
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Oct 7, 2010 19:44:48 GMT -5
Pretty weak, bro. After all this, you just threaten me? Use the theoretical Locker Room as your motivation? Come on. Let's face the facts, pal. Anybody in that locker room would switch spots with me in two shakes of a god damn whistling rabbits bushy tail. If you hate me, you hate me simply because I'm great, but the locker room doesn't even hate me. That would require their energy. They've got far bigger fish to fry, all of them. If they want to focus their energy on me, they can just come on out with you on Monday night. I'd love to see the Anti-Viva crusade. Bring your buddies, let them surround the ring, pep you up, because it's clear you can't beat me alone.
And edgy? That's your whole gimmick, buddy. You play the edgy card to the f***ing hilt around here. Oh, I'm a stuntman. I'm a bonafide badass. Please. I've seen more threatening individuals within the confines of the playboy you use to get to sleep at night.
There are two things you need to know about me. One; you can't beat me. Two; I will bring every f***ing ounce of fight I have to you on ANY given night. So cut the s***, save your threats for someone who's going to buy them, and let's f***ing rock on Monday. Get the f*** ready, because this s*** you're trying to pull isn't buying you any extra time. And now you resort to cursing.
Shame, really, you used to be so tough and cool, but frankly, you seem to have lost your mind, and it's sad to watch, Viva.
You see, I just can't get that angry at you, the way your mental state is at this point, I feel like I'm picking on the crazy homeless guy who deep down just wants a hug.
So keep on talking if you like, it's not like it actually means anything anymore.
See you Monday. Resort to cursing? As if it's not who I am, who I've always been? I'm sorry you don't like it, Johnny boy. Maybe I'll wash my mouth out with soap for you. If you really are this soft, maybe I'll choke you out and use you as a pillow. I'm going to need a nap after making quick work out of you.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Oct 7, 2010 21:53:27 GMT -5
*Backstage at the Parts Unknown Arena, we begin with a shot of Fred G. Neric* NERIC: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time, Ryan Blood. *Camera zooms out a bit to reveal Blood standing next to Neric, a towel resting on his shoulders* NERIC: Ryan Blood, congratulations on your victory tonight. What's next for the team of Blood & Stone? BLOOD: You know, that's a GREAT question, Neric! Way to put that journalistic acumen you gleaned from skimming the "journalism" entry on Wikipedia to good use. *rolls eyes* Well, actually I think that it's time that I retire. I'd like to thank all of the fans in the WWCF Galaxy for their love and support during my historic run here in the company, but alas, my body is just too worn down and I'm just too old and crotchety to wrestle any more matches. I'm going to go home, do some crosswords, and realize my post-wrestling dream of breeding guinea pigs for fun and profit.NERIC: Well, you're obviously kidding, so... BLOOD: GIVE THIS MAN A PULITZER! He's slightly less gullible than I thought! Obviously, Neric, we are going to advance in the tournament for the tag titles. And our opponents next week are Pride and Story.*Blood turns away from Fred and faces the camera* BLOOD: Hello, Colt. Hello, Jazzman. Johnny's on his cell right now, so you're stuck listening to only me for the moment. The two of you have quite the list of accomplishments here in the World WrestleCrap Federation, not the least of which is that you are both former world champions! You are perhaps the odds-on favorites to win this tournament.
But Jazzman...Colt...people fear the unknown, and with good reason. Because what you don't know can destroy you. TTS is also a former champion, a former Interforum and Tag Team champion, and earlier tonight I pinned his ass. He and Blackout didn't know anything about me and they didn't know anything about Stone, and we destroyed them. I'm sorry I sound a little like Shannon Gay when I say that, but it's the truth. And the very same thing might happen to you on next week's edition of NiteRaw.
But go ahead and underestimate us if you want. It'll just make the victory that much easier, and that much sweeter.*Blood turns back to Neric* BLOOD: Now Fred, I just realized that your earlier question was only 90% stupid. Because there is indeed the possibility that myself and Johnny have got plans other than winning those tag titles. I'll make this easy for you. Ask me if I'm interested in challenging Evil M for his Championship of Honor, the one with the bloodstain on it.NERIC (sighing): Are you interested in challenging Evil M? BLOOD (prompting): ..."for his Championship of Honor, the one with the bloodstain on it."NERIC: ...for his Championship of Honor, the one with the bloodstain on it. BLOOD (cheerfully): Why yes indeed I am, Freddie, and I'm glad you asked! And so is Johnny over there, as I'm sure he'll tell you once he finishes talking to whoever he's talking to!*Blood's expression changes as he faces the camera again; instead of false jubilation, it is now a cocky smirk* BLOOD: Evil M, you made a mistake in issuing an open challenge to anybody who hasn't faced you before. You want fresh blood? Excuse the pun, Your Evilness and Your Em-ness, but you're looking at him. But it's not just me you've got to worry about, it's my tag team partner Johnny Stone. And there's another guy who I think just got here, some guy with a military background and some sort of connection to simians whose name escapes me at the moment. And I'm sure there are others. You think that you've made it easy on yourself by limiting the field of possible challengers to those wrestlers you've never faced? Think again, buddy; the history of this sport is full of instances where newcomers have arrived in a promotion and taken down veterans on their first try. In fact, you've given up a possible edge; if you took on a guy like Tyfo, you'd know what to expect. If you took on a guy like Boiler Room Brawler, YOU would know what to expect but HE wouldn't know what to expect from you since his memory went bye-bye and he hasn't been the same since. Dude...you could have challenged the Brawler and gotten an easy 1-2-3, but you didn't. How does that taste, Evil M?
I'm gonna give you the same advice I gave Colt and Jazzman: go ahead and underestimate me if you want to, underestimate Johnny Stone if you want to. In fact, I DARE you. But you know what? The difference between those guys and you is that I think you're stupid enough to actually do it. I think you're going to expect things to be easy, and you're going to find out how horribly, horribly mistaken you are. As for me, I don't got too much to say that' ol Ryan here hasn't said, but next week we have gone from flunkies to a real A-Team. But, in confiencde can lead to arrogance, and I think that will be what brings those two down.
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smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
Daffy's Gonna Kill You
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Post by smokinvokoun on Oct 8, 2010 11:37:30 GMT -5
Apparently.....theres gonna be a HUGE match on Monday Niteraw. There's gonna be a tag team main event. Its gonna be The Boiler Room Brawler....and that douchebag, Metal...against...THE WORLD CHAMPION DAMN RIGHT JACKSON....and..heheh...YOURS TRUELY!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!! It's gonna be something, I can tell you that. BRB....I don't know what it is with you...but everytime you get into some "WACKEY HIJINX" I always seem to get involved somehow. But this time bro....I'm not gonna bail you out this time. You see I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed...but what you pulled on me a few mondays ago....that was almost brilliant. I mean, MAYBE THERE MIGHT BE A HALF A BRAIN IN THAT CUCKO CUCKO HEAD OF YOURS!!! But despite all that, I respect you bro. And this Monday Night..I'm gonna look forward to BASHING YOUR HEAD IN!!!! Of course I'm sure you look forward to bashing my head in...SO IT'S ALL IN GOOD FUN!!! But for you Metal....it's gonna be a little different. Not much for me..because I always have fun beating you to death..BUT IT WON'T BE MUCH FUN FOR YOU!!!! Because your gonna be in that ring...begging and pleading.."Oh please Smokie...don't hurt me anymore...PLEASE DON'T RUIN MY BEAUTIFUL 80'S HAIR!!!"
As for my partner...Damn Right Jackson. There are two schools of thought. One is that DR is the World Champion and I'm the Hardcore champion....TWO CHAMPIONS ON ONE TEAM...WE WOULD DOMIATE ANYOE WHO GOT IN OUR WAY!!!! Of course...theres the other school of thought....how do we co-exsist? Because I have a giant ego...and quite frankly Damn Right....so do you. I know Damn well that you don't care much for me and I don't really give a damn about you either. I mean...I know you would never give me a shot at the World Title...BECAUSE YOU KNOW I WOULD BEAT YOU FOR IT!! However...all that doesn't matter right now. All that matters is that we are thrown together to take on our rivials. And all I care about is winnig. So as long as you bring your A game...and I bring mine...THEN NO BODY COULD STAND IN OUR WAY!!!!! METAL AND BRB WILL GET THE WORST BEATINGS OF THEIR STINKING LIFES!! And when the smoke clears Damn Right Jackson....we will both prove to the whole world...why we are among the best that the WWCF has to offer. And that my friends...is why Smokin Vokoun.....is never jokin.....[/color]
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littlenaitch
Dennis Stamp
Stylin' and Profilin'
Hall of Famer!!
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Post by littlenaitch on Oct 9, 2010 14:34:02 GMT -5
~Yarr~
On Monday there begins a new era in Tag Team Wrestling. In a Galaxy dominated by the same few Teams...it's time for a new tandem to rise above the wasteland. Too long have the tag titles simply been a stepping stone to bigger things. Now it's time for a change! I Captain Horatio Sebastian Ulysses Patrick Wulfric Bubastis Mulligan, and My esteemed associate, the enigmatic General of the Monkey go up against the woefully overqualified Southwest Connection of Tyfo and Little Naitch.
Yes, the multi time world champions against an untested tag team of a Monkey Lover and a Deranged Pirate. Hell, the General and I don't even have an official name yet! I remember the last time I teamed up with someone and took on two champions......We beat them for the match that started this whole "Tournement" debacle.
I say this to all the doubters, naysayers, party-poopers and fence-sitters. "Arr! Monkeys!" will rule the tag team division! With my intellect and the General's military training we shall be victorious!
Ah Mulligan you are one funny man but I do admire that you aren't intimidated and/or scared of the Southwest Connection but you better have respect for us. We are the only team to have held both the tag team titles, the hardcore title and the World Heavyweight Title. We have done it all around here and we are going to once again teach new punks a tag team wrestling lesson. There is no way Mulligan that you and the General are beating the greatest tag team of all time.
Now we are not underestimating you two as we know that would be a huge mistake and we are not over confident by any means. The Southwest Connection is on a mission to reclaim our stolen gold and the next step in that process is beating you two which is exactly what we are going to do.
I really hate to crush your dreams Mulligan but there will be no new era of tag team wrestling starting on Monday night. I really don't understand how you got a bye in this tournament considering you haven't done anything around here but Tyfo and myself will take out our frustration out on you two in this match.
When this match is over, the Southwest Connection will be one step closer to regaining the World Tag Team Championship which is our destiny!!!!
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Oct 9, 2010 16:11:49 GMT -5
Apparently.....theres gonna be a HUGE match on Monday Niteraw. There's gonna be a tag team main event. Its gonna be The Boiler Room Brawler....and that douchebag, Metal...against...THE WORLD CHAMPION DAMN RIGHT JACKSON....and..heheh...YOURS TRUELY!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!! It's gonna be something, I can tell you that. BRB....I don't know what it is with you...but everytime you get into some "WACKEY HIJINX" I always seem to get involved somehow. But this time bro....I'm not gonna bail you out this time. You see I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed...but what you pulled on me a few mondays ago....that was almost brilliant. I mean, MAYBE THERE MIGHT BE A HALF A BRAIN IN THAT CUCKO CUCKO HEAD OF YOURS!!! But despite all that, I respect you bro. And this Monday Night..I'm gonna look forward to BASHING YOUR HEAD IN!!!! Of course I'm sure you look forward to bashing my head in...SO IT'S ALL IN GOOD FUN!!! But for you Metal....it's gonna be a little different. Not much for me..because I always have fun beating you to death..BUT IT WON'T BE MUCH FUN FOR YOU!!!! Because your gonna be in that ring...begging and pleading.."Oh please Smokie...don't hurt me anymore...PLEASE DON'T RUIN MY BEAUTIFUL 80'S HAIR!!!"
As for my partner...Damn Right Jackson. There are two schools of thought. One is that DR is the World Champion and I'm the Hardcore champion....TWO CHAMPIONS ON ONE TEAM...WE WOULD DOMIATE ANYOE WHO GOT IN OUR WAY!!!! Of course...theres the other school of thought....how do we co-exsist? Because I have a giant ego...and quite frankly Damn Right....so do you. I know Damn well that you don't care much for me and I don't really give a damn about you either. I mean...I know you would never give me a shot at the World Title...BECAUSE YOU KNOW I WOULD BEAT YOU FOR IT!! However...all that doesn't matter right now. All that matters is that we are thrown together to take on our rivials. And all I care about is winnig. So as long as you bring your A game...and I bring mine...THEN NO BODY COULD STAND IN OUR WAY!!!!! METAL AND BRB WILL GET THE WORST BEATINGS OF THEIR STINKING LIFES!! And when the smoke clears Damn Right Jackson....we will both prove to the whole world...why we are among the best that the WWCF has to offer. And that my friends...is why Smokin Vokoun.....is never jokin..... [/color][/quote] So you've pretty much completely gone into self parody mode? I can't believe anybody was ever intimidated by you, dude. I don't need to throw around pathetic insults like you, because I know I can beat you. You set me on fire, you threw me 20 feet through a table, but you still couldn't keep me down, and you never will.
This week I will lead Brawler and I to victory. He will have the privilege of teaming with one of the hottest commodities in WWCF right now. I'm going to take your Hardcore Title away from you, I'm going to be World Champion pretty damn soon, and all you will be is a rather sad footnote in this company's history. The Metalheads will bear witness to me finally climbing to the top, and it starts when I take both you and the world champion out on Monday.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Oct 10, 2010 17:55:08 GMT -5
~Yarr~
On Monday there begins a new era in Tag Team Wrestling. In a Galaxy dominated by the same few Teams...it's time for a new tandem to rise above the wasteland. Too long have the tag titles simply been a stepping stone to bigger things. Now it's time for a change! I Captain Horatio Sebastian Ulysses Patrick Wulfric Bubastis Mulligan, and My esteemed associate, the enigmatic General of the Monkey go up against the woefully overqualified Southwest Connection of Tyfo and Little Naitch.
Yes, the multi time world champions against an untested tag team of a Monkey Lover and a Deranged Pirate. Hell, the General and I don't even have an official name yet! I remember the last time I teamed up with someone and took on two champions......We beat them for the match that started this whole "Tournement" debacle.
I say this to all the doubters, naysayers, party-poopers and fence-sitters. "Arr! Monkeys!" will rule the tag team division! With my intellect and the General's military training we shall be victorious!
Ah Mulligan you are one funny man but I do admire that you aren't intimidated and/or scared of the Southwest Connection but you better have respect for us. We are the only team to have held both the tag team titles, the hardcore title and the World Heavyweight Title. We have done it all around here and we are going to once again teach new punks a tag team wrestling lesson. There is no way Mulligan that you and the General are beating the greatest tag team of all time.
Now we are not underestimating you two as we know that would be a huge mistake and we are not over confident by any means. The Southwest Connection is on a mission to reclaim our stolen gold and the next step in that process is beating you two which is exactly what we are going to do.
I really hate to crush your dreams Mulligan but there will be no new era of tag team wrestling starting on Monday night. I really don't understand how you got a bye in this tournament considering you haven't done anything around here but Tyfo and myself will take out our frustration out on you two in this match.
When this match is over, the Southwest Connection will be one step closer to regaining the World Tag Team Championship which is our destiny!!!! ~Yarr~
You're absolutely right....The two of you WERE champions. But right now....right now you're just another tag team. Scratch that, you're the most decorated Tag Team in the WWCF, a true tandem of living legends. You bet you're ass I'm a bit trepidatious about our match. I know very well that The Gen and me's dream of tag team gold could very well be over before it begins. All i can hope for is that we give it our all out there. If you DO beat us.....make damn sure that you go all the way. I don't want to lose to the team that JUST. COULDN'T. DO. IT!
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smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
Daffy's Gonna Kill You
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Post by smokinvokoun on Oct 10, 2010 18:22:46 GMT -5
Apparently.....theres gonna be a HUGE match on Monday Niteraw. There's gonna be a tag team main event. Its gonna be The Boiler Room Brawler....and that douchebag, Metal...against...THE WORLD CHAMPION DAMN RIGHT JACKSON....and..heheh...YOURS TRUELY!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!! It's gonna be something, I can tell you that. BRB....I don't know what it is with you...but everytime you get into some "WACKEY HIJINX" I always seem to get involved somehow. But this time bro....I'm not gonna bail you out this time. You see I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed...but what you pulled on me a few mondays ago....that was almost brilliant. I mean, MAYBE THERE MIGHT BE A HALF A BRAIN IN THAT CUCKO CUCKO HEAD OF YOURS!!! But despite all that, I respect you bro. And this Monday Night..I'm gonna look forward to BASHING YOUR HEAD IN!!!! Of course I'm sure you look forward to bashing my head in...SO IT'S ALL IN GOOD FUN!!! But for you Metal....it's gonna be a little different. Not much for me..because I always have fun beating you to death..BUT IT WON'T BE MUCH FUN FOR YOU!!!! Because your gonna be in that ring...begging and pleading.."Oh please Smokie...don't hurt me anymore...PLEASE DON'T RUIN MY BEAUTIFUL 80'S HAIR!!!"
As for my partner...Damn Right Jackson. There are two schools of thought. One is that DR is the World Champion and I'm the Hardcore champion....TWO CHAMPIONS ON ONE TEAM...WE WOULD DOMIATE ANYOE WHO GOT IN OUR WAY!!!! Of course...theres the other school of thought....how do we co-exsist? Because I have a giant ego...and quite frankly Damn Right....so do you. I know Damn well that you don't care much for me and I don't really give a damn about you either. I mean...I know you would never give me a shot at the World Title...BECAUSE YOU KNOW I WOULD BEAT YOU FOR IT!! However...all that doesn't matter right now. All that matters is that we are thrown together to take on our rivials. And all I care about is winnig. So as long as you bring your A game...and I bring mine...THEN NO BODY COULD STAND IN OUR WAY!!!!! METAL AND BRB WILL GET THE WORST BEATINGS OF THEIR STINKING LIFES!! And when the smoke clears Damn Right Jackson....we will both prove to the whole world...why we are among the best that the WWCF has to offer. And that my friends...is why Smokin Vokoun.....is never jokin..... [/color][/quote] So you've pretty much completely gone into self parody mode? I can't believe anybody was ever intimidated by you, dude. I don't need to throw around pathetic insults like you, because I know I can beat you. You set me on fire, you threw me 20 feet through a table, but you still couldn't keep me down, and you never will.
This week I will lead Brawler and I to victory. He will have the privilege of teaming with one of the hottest commodities in WWCF right now. I'm going to take your Hardcore Title away from you, I'm going to be World Champion pretty damn soon, and all you will be is a rather sad footnote in this company's history. The Metalheads will bear witness to me finally climbing to the top, and it starts when I take both you and the world champion out on Monday.
[/quote] I'M the self parody?? Hmmm I guess being a third rate 80's Heavy metal drummer in the year 2010, isn't a self parody, huh? Honestly pal......THE MORE YOU TALK THE MORE I WANT TO RIP YOUR HEAD OFF!!!!! Because I'm sick and tired of you basically buring me every chance you get. I'm gonna give you props and respect..your a pretty tough guy. Your still here after match several months ago....CONGRATS MAN YOU GOT OFF YOUR LIFE SENTANCE!!!! But I don't get the same respect from EVEN THOUGH I BEAT YOU IN A FAIR FIGHT AND YOU'VE NEVER BEAT ME IN A FAIR FIGHT!!!!! So I don't know where you get off talking like your the world champion. The fans want me to kick your ass and let me tell you something...IM GONNA DO THEM A FAVOR AND END YOUR SORRY CAREER!!!! I could say that I want to kill you...but I don't. YOU DON'T DESERVE AN HONORABLE DEATH!!!!!!!
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Oct 11, 2010 18:57:24 GMT -5
~Yarr~
So it's A pirate, a Monkey General, a Throwback, and a Canadian Lumberjack in the finals..... This isn't a tourney...it's the Freakin Major Circuit of Punch-Out!!
Our opponents have officially had twice the experience as The General and I in tag team competition, and we've both beaten former Tag Team champions.
Now I'll admit there was a bit of....chicanery in our win, but to those that complain that we're anything but the most ardent of gamesmen, I have this to say: "Pirates are not Fair fighters, it's not in our nature"
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Post by hossfan on Oct 11, 2010 19:49:49 GMT -5
*Caleb is backstage putting an ice pack on his jaw*
Tonight good night for me. Not only do Ah help mah podnah Jonathan Michaels git win over anudder contender fer de Heavyweight Championship Viva Los Bio Dome, Ah prove to everyone dat Evil M a big capon. You see how he run from me? He should go all de way an change his name to Yeller M! Heeheehee: "Yeller M."
Anudder big ting happen tonight: Dave Von Halen become Number One Contender for Inter Forum Championship. Dis important 'cause Ah have shot at same title. *holds up Money in the Bank briefcase* Von Halen git his match against Whitey Fats at Night of de Wrasslin Zombies, but mah contract good for anytime. Could be next week. Could be next year. Could be.... at Night of Wrasslin Zombies! *smirks* Dave Von Halen and Whitey Fats bedder pay extra close attention to me dese next couple weeks, because Ah guarantee Ah be doin de same to dem.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Oct 11, 2010 21:59:08 GMT -5
~Yarr~
So it's A pirate, a Monkey General, a Throwback, and a Canadian Lumberjack in the finals..... This isn't a tourney...it's the Freakin Major Circuit of Punch-Out!!
Our opponents have officially had twice the experience as The General and I in tag team competition, and we've both beaten former Tag Team champions.
Now I'll admit there was a bit of....chicanery in our win, but to those that complain that we're anything but the most ardent of gamesmen, I have this to say: "Pirates are not Fair fighters, it's not in our nature" Speaking of fighting pirates, Mulligan, anybody ever tell you that you fight like a dairy farmer? *smirk*
Okay, okay, I admit: I stole that from Monkey Island and you probably know what the comeback is along with half a million other people or so. And in fact, I've wrestled a fairly badass dairy farmer or two during my time in the indies, so far be it from me to imply that the men and women in that noble profession are pushovers.
I just had to say that, though. Could not resist. I mean, here I am talking to a real, live pirate. When will I get another chance like this, I ask you? WHEN???
I'm confused, though. How am I the throwback here when you're the one dressed up and acting like a 17th century corsair? I mean, you're clearly not from Somalia and you don't carry an automatic weapon when you board...uh, the ring...so you aren't exactly modern.
But hey man, whatever floats your boat, and pardon the pun there. If you want to play dressup, that's cool. Entertain us, say "yarr" a lot, be dastardly, whatever. Won't change the fact that you, the General, and all the monkeys you can pull away from their typewriters to fight alongside you will not be able to stop us from winning this tournament.
Savvy?
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Post by smokinvokoun on Oct 12, 2010 0:32:39 GMT -5
He's pacing back and forth in a dark ally. He headbutts a brick wall and blood comes out of his forehead
YOU KNOW THERE ARE MANY THINGS THAT I WANT TO SAY AFTER THAT ABOMINATION OF A TAG MATCH TONIGHT!!! OH I COULD SAY HOW THAT WAS THE CHEAPEST WAY TO WIN IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD....I COULD SAY THAT METAL AND BOILER ROOM BRAWLER DIDN'T DESERVE TO WIN THAT MATCH!!!! I COULD SAY ALOT OF THINGS........but I won't. Because...while all I've said was true...I'm not gonna make excuses, because we didn't deserve to win either. Because, lets face it...that finish WAS A COMEDY OF ERRORS!!!! BRB...you must either be the smartest dumbass or the dumbest smartass....but it seemed you got all the luck tonight. But it honestly wasn't Ol' Smokie's night...and it was Boiler Room Brawler's. So Metal...you better be thinking your LUCKY GOD DAMN STARS THAT YOU WON TONIGHT...BECAUSE THIS THING IS FAR FROM OVER!!! AT NIGHT OF THE WRESTLING ZOMBIES...ON OCTOBER 25TH...YOUR GONNA WISH THAT YOU NEVER EVER MADE ME MAD...BECAUSE YOU MADE ME REAL ANGRY TONIGHT!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*Vokoun picks up a trash can...hits himself on the head with it and chuck it against the brick wall.*
And if you think I'm jokin, Metal. Smokin Vokoun...well.....you know the rest.
*Vokoun giggles*[/color]
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Post by thesam07 on Oct 12, 2010 2:27:33 GMT -5
(we see The Sam on a brick sized mobile phone) hello...hey Naitch, sorry about what happened earlier tonight. Don't worry about those 2 freaks, they got lucky. Now they have to prove that they are a great tag team when they face those other 2 schmucks....yeah that's right, with a big watermelon...anyway, you were probably wondering where I was tonight?....well I'm gonna tell you anyway. I've been talking to my friend/reporter over at Hajar_Heat.com and he says they got a time machine and he traveled to the future and apparently, you and Tyfo may or may not be having a big match at the PPV against another tag team you have had history with. It may or may not be great he said. But believe me brother, we're getting closer and closer towards that world title....what are you talking about? I'm allergic to raspberries...OH! I thought you said...never mind. Anyway, speak to you soon. *The Sam hangs up the phone*
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Oct 12, 2010 11:40:27 GMT -5
(OOC: Blood's primary focus right now is on Mulligan and General, but I thought there should be some followup to the little exchange last week between him and Evil M. So I PM'd Evil M-eanie with some ideas and he wasn't opposed to roleplaying something involving the two over the course of multiple posts. Here's the first one.)
The following takes place after the 10/11/10 NiteRaw, between whenever the show ends and whenever everybody goes to sleep...
*Backstage at the Parts Unknown Arena, Ryan Blood knocks on a door labeled "Evil M", and a second later pushes it open anyway without waiting for a response.*
BLOOD: Hey there, Bumblebee Man! I just wanted to congratulate you on that five star match you had against Fourchon earlier. How are you, man? Fingers okay? Throat okay? Grapefruits--sorry, I meant grape seeds--okay?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 12, 2010 11:57:32 GMT -5
*Backstage, we see Seth Drakin in his arena office.*
Seth: Ladies & Gentlemen, because of actions on NiteRaw........I have decided to make a match at Night of the Wrestling Zombies. It will be a triple threat match that will have my Gookermania opponent Viva take on Battle Bowl winner Jonathan Michaels and the man who took on the world champion last week, Caleb Fourchan.
The winner of this match will face the World Heavyweight Champion at In Your Apartment for the title.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Oct 12, 2010 14:36:53 GMT -5
He's pacing back and forth in a dark ally. He headbutts a brick wall and blood comes out of his foreheadYOU KNOW THERE ARE MANY THINGS THAT I WANT TO SAY AFTER THAT ABOMINATION OF A TAG MATCH TONIGHT!!! OH I COULD SAY HOW THAT WAS THE CHEAPEST WAY TO WIN IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD....I COULD SAY THAT METAL AND BOILER ROOM BRAWLER DIDN'T DESERVE TO WIN THAT MATCH!!!! I COULD SAY ALOT OF THINGS........but I won't. Because...while all I've said was true...I'm not gonna make excuses, because we didn't deserve to win either. Because, lets face it...that finish WAS A COMEDY OF ERRORS!!!! BRB...you must either be the smartest dumbass or the dumbest smartass....but it seemed you got all the luck tonight. But it honestly wasn't Ol' Smokie's night...and it was Boiler Room Brawler's. So Metal...you better be thinking your LUCKY GOD DAMN STARS THAT YOU WON TONIGHT...BECAUSE THIS THING IS FAR FROM OVER!!! AT NIGHT OF THE WRESTLING ZOMBIES...ON OCTOBER 25TH...YOUR GONNA WISH THAT YOU NEVER EVER MADE ME MAD...BECAUSE YOU MADE ME REAL ANGRY TONIGHT!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*Vokoun picks up a trash can...hits himself on the head with it and chuck it against the brick wall.*
And if you think I'm jokin, Metal. Smokin Vokoun...well.....you know the rest.
*Vokoun giggles* [/color][/quote] BRB: What can I say, Mister Vokoun? I don't know how I do it either, but don't think for a second that I will rely on that kind of luck going into the Chamber of Horrors. Mister Jackson, Metal knew what to tell me during that match, and for first time, I knew what to do thanks to my training. I'm still not very good, but I have a couple of weeks to go before we finally square off. We never even faced each other in that ring, come to think of it.
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Post by Viva on Oct 12, 2010 14:55:11 GMT -5
*Backstage, we see Seth Drakin in his arena office.* Seth: Ladies & Gentlemen, because of actions on NiteRaw........I have decided to make a match at Night of the Wrestling Zombies. It will be a triple threat match that will have my Gookermania opponent Viva take on Battle Bowl winner Jonathan Michaels and the man who took on the world champion last week, Caleb Fourchan.
The winner of this match will face the World Heavyweight Champion at In Your Apartment for the title. So... let me just get this straight. Caleb willingly admits that he was 'trying to help his "podnah" Jonathan Michaels, so you reward him with an opportunity at the belt. Jonathan Michaels clearly needs help fighting his own battles, so you essentially place me in a handicap match.
Alright, boss. If that's how it's gotta be, that's how it's got to be. If this is what I have to overcome in order to win my shot at the title, that's what I'll do. Your logic is just feels a bit flawed.
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Post by hossfan on Oct 12, 2010 15:27:42 GMT -5
*Backstage, we see Seth Drakin in his arena office.* Seth: Ladies & Gentlemen, because of actions on NiteRaw........I have decided to make a match at Night of the Wrestling Zombies. It will be a triple threat match that will have my Gookermania opponent Viva take on Battle Bowl winner Jonathan Michaels and the man who took on the world champion last week, Caleb Fourchan.
The winner of this match will face the World Heavyweight Champion at In Your Apartment for the title. So... let me just get this straight. Caleb willingly admits that he was 'trying to help his "podnah" Jonathan Michaels, so you reward him with an opportunity at the belt. Jonathan Michaels clearly needs help fighting his own battles, so you essentially place me in a handicap match.
Alright, boss. If that's how it's gotta be, that's how it's got to be. If this is what I have to overcome in order to win my shot at the title, that's what I'll do. Your logic is just feels a bit flawed. Mebbe if you had friend in WWCF dey help you win matches too.
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