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Post by littlenaitch on Oct 1, 2010 0:53:58 GMT -5
First of all I want to say that it is a load of crap that THE GREATEST TAG TEAM OF ALL TIME has to wrestle in the first round of this tag team title tournament. I mean nobody has held the belts more times than us and we are the measuring stick of tag team wrestling. Tyfo and myself have just about done it all around here and we are the only former tag team champions who have both held the World Heavyweight Title and yet we get disrespected by not getting a first round bye. Let me tell everyone that the Southwest Connection is pretty pissed off right now and we are going to take out our frustration out on Metal and Shannon Gay.
Now I hope that this team realizes that they are in the wrong place at the wrong time as the Southwest Connection is out to prove that we can still dominate this division and nobody is better than us. We are going to go out in that ring on Monday night and put on a tag team wrestling clinic that nobody will be able to duplicate. We are still the best tag team in the world today even if we haven't teamed regularly lately. Gay, Metal, I feel sorry for you two because you two are gonna be in a lot of pain and you are going to find out first hand not to piss off the Southwest Connection. Tyfo and myself are on a mission to reclaim what is rightfully ours which is the tag team championship.
I also have been told that Ryan Starshine has challenged me to a match for my Money in the Bank or Bust briefcase which The Sam accepted which is fine because he does have my power of attorney and I never backdown from a challenge. It seems that Ryan is a little pissed off that he wasn't able to secure a briefcase which is understandale but he blames me for costing him that opportunity. Well Ryan, I didn't do anything that you would not have done. You have been in the ring with me enough times that I will do whatever it takes to come out victorious so what I did at GookerMania should be no surprise to you. You are not taking this briefcase away from me because I have a really good feeling that inside this case is a contract for a match against the WWCF World Heavyweight Champion which is exactly what I want and you Ryan am not going to take this away from me!!
Let me remind you Starshine that it is my destiny to become the first man to win the World Heavyweight Title two times and this briefcase gives me that opportunity to do that and I will be damned if this briefcase gets taken away from me. You are going to have to knock me out and send me to the hospital if you want to take this briefcase from me.
You know what Ryan, let's up the anty a little and make this a No Holds Barred match! I mean that way there will be a clear cut winner and you will have no excuse whatsoever after I beat you in the middle of the ring to retain this briefcase and then down the road go onto become the first TWO TIME WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!! So, what do you say Ryan?
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Post by Starshine on Oct 1, 2010 2:58:16 GMT -5
If I heard what I think I did down the grapevine, Little Naitch actually accepted my match even though he already has a part in the tag team tournament earlier that night.
I have to say, I don't know whether to question your guts or your brains. In fact I won't ever bother. I don't care what you think, or what goals you've set yourself. All that matters is that you have something that belongs to me. My Money in the Bank or Botch briefcase. Make no mistake, if our roles were reversed then that case would have come down to you. Because I get it now. I understand the joke. That ever since I came back, it's been one disappointment after another. One failure on top of another failure. It's hilarious isn't it? I bet you think it is. You love it. And to think all this because I couldn't forget what that he did to...
You know what? I'm not worried about the past. I don't care that you beat me the last time we faced one another. All I care about is fixing this little problem, taking that case from you and rubbing it in your face. Because I'm the Technical Professional, and this time I plan on following through, no matter what it takes.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Oct 1, 2010 13:35:08 GMT -5
Somehow I don't think this world is ready for Gay Metal.
But they are ready for a new champion. And I'm sure this briefcase contains exactly what I need to achieve that goal.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Oct 1, 2010 14:43:49 GMT -5
BRB: I will not be ignored! Didn't the original match have, like, five guys or something? C'mon, I know I was booked for this, but... but... Seth: The reality is......when I said you would get to be in the Chamber of Horrors, which is for the World Title. I never said you would face the champion one on one. You just assumed because we did it in the past, you would face the champ mano e mano. You do know what assumptions tend to do?BRB: As a matter of fact, I don't... I forgot.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Oct 1, 2010 14:47:48 GMT -5
BRB: I will not be ignored! Didn't the original match have, like, five guys or something? C'mon, I know I was booked for this, but... but... DR Jackson: BRB, we've put on some phenominal matches together in the past. Both hardcore and straight-up onefall. You always knew how to take me to limit...
I just hope we get a bit of the old BRB back by then... because I know you have what it takes to make this Main Event something special... However if you walk into that ring, the way you are now...
You mightn't even be worth The Black Dynasty's time...
Neither Enemy Nor Friend... just pity... Damn Right!BRB: I was able to take you on? Good lord, how much have I forgotten? Well, if it's a match you want, it's a match you'll get, Jackson. I can't promise to "take you to the limit," but I can promise you that I'm getting better every passing day, and by Night of the Wrestling Zombies, I'll be even better than I was at Gookermania!
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Oct 2, 2010 22:05:45 GMT -5
A WWCF.com exclusive
Hey there wrestling fans, it be good ol' Johnny Stone bringin' good tidings from me and Ryan Blood's super-secret training camp in Lake Mr. X, Parts Unknown!.............Wait a second......
Ah well, whatever. Anyways, I took the liberty of scopin' out the participants of this here tournament for those shiny belts. And I have to say me and Ryan are gonna be runnin' the gauntlet. I see some of the teams have been working together longer them me and Ryan have, this is unfortunately true.
However, don't think me and Ryan have just been sittin' on our duffs eating Sauerkraut and Sausages alone! Oh Heavens, we have thought so many tag teams combos and moves that will surely bridge this here gap.
So then, coming up on this Monday, our first opponents on the highway to those belts would be TTS and Blackout. Well, you punks listen to me. Ain't no amount of nut shots and brass knuckles you two yellowbellies could pull that can hinder me and Ryan's ideas of kickin' your sorry asses like a damn football out of this arena and into that slimy river nearby. And that's the truth!
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Oct 5, 2010 4:54:50 GMT -5
*Metal stands in the locker room, holding his briefcase*
Well, that was certainly an interesting NiteRaw for yours truly. I got a few things I would like to address, because I'm sure everybody is dying to hear what I have to say.
First of all, Shannon and I were unsuccessful. Let it be known that I didn't take the pinfall, but hey, good for the Southwest Connection. They obviously learned their lesson after all the other beatings I've given them in the past, and they clearly have the best shot to win that tournament, and make history by becoming champions once again.
But the tag team titles are no concern of mine anymore, Metalheads. You see, I got some bigger fish to fry. First of all, Vokoun is running his mouth YET AGAIN. Dude, you need to know something. I'm not the same man you faced for the hardcore title the first time. I'm fuelled by the anger, the unbridled fury, the sheer brutality of the greatest music in this world, and it has inspired me to all of my recent success. Sure, it took you setting me alight to beat me the first time, but its gonna take a hell of a lot more than that this time around. You're gonna pretty much have to kill me in order to retain that belt, and for all your boasts, and no matter how impressive you were against Amigo, I am determined to finally become Hardcore champion. I've got more tricks up my sleeve now than ever before, and you will know exactly what I mean when he face off. I don't care when it is, all I know is you'd better stop asking me to give you respect, instead you'll be begging for mercy.
But that's not all, my friends. I prophecised it, and it came to be true. At GookerMania III, I won a guaranteed WWCF World Title shot, anytime, anyplace within the next year. Now even though I've busted my ass for this company for over a year now, this is the first time I've earned a World Title match. Regardless of who the champion is, whether its Jackson, Michaels, Viva, Brawler, Tyfo, Steve the Popcorn Guy, I don't care. All I know is, whoever does hold the gold had better be looking over their shoulder at all times, because me and the Metalheads could strike at a moment's notice, and I will take my rightful place as the champion of this company.
People mocked me when I announced my new persona. But those people will have to sit back and eat crow, because I'm going all the way to the top, and I have my wrestling ability and metal music to thank, because nobody else helped me get this far.
Its all about to change in the WWCF. Metal will reign supreme, mark my words.
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Post by thesam07 on Oct 5, 2010 5:19:12 GMT -5
Phew, dodged a bullet tonight I can tell you that much. Just like my Dad used to say about working in repo, when the client closes a door he leaves a window unlocked. Now earlier tonight I was out there during the greatest - wait, scratch that - the GREATEST TAG TEAM EVER, The Southwest Connections match. And it was great to see the best do what they do best. But for those who paid attention I was not at ringside for Naitch's match with Starshine. And there is a good reason behind that. I was going to be out there to support my client, MR WWCF Little Naitch. But Naitch said "Sam, I got to beat Starshine on my own. I appreciate the help but I want you to stay in your locker room and just watch. And I'll show you why I am Mr WWCF". And I complied, because I respect Naitch that much. And just as Naitch was about send Starshine out west with the finish, Starshine cheated and got the victory. Now I'll be honest with you folks, my heart sank. All the hard work Naitch and I have done to get Naitch back on top and it appeared to be all washed away because of a low blow from Starshine. But it appears the universe has a way of balancing itself out, after all the talk and all the cheap tactics, Starshine dug his own grave and when that briefcase opened he had to lie in it. Starshine, like I said last week, I used to respect you as an athlete, but it's not your time. Which means one thing. Naitch and I, we're going back to the drawing board. And we're going to keep working towards Naitch finally becoming a 2 time WWCF champion. And getting him the respect he so deserves. Like I said earlier this year, if Naitch doesn't become a champion by December 31st 23:59:59, then I will retire as a manager. For good. I ain't like other people who retire and unretire at the drop of a dollar. No, I will never manager again if that becomes the case. Because I know it won't, because Little Naitch won't let me down. Now I have to go get Starshines autograph as I hear it's become quite a collectible on ebay.
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Post by General Adam on Oct 5, 2010 9:00:55 GMT -5
Can you believe it Bingo? I only wrestled one match and I'm already in a tournament for the tag titles! Everything is coming up roses Bingo.
*Bingo grunts*
I don't know why you keep on telling me that I wrestled before in the WWCF and I was a former Hardcore champ Bingo. You know darn well my first match was just a few days ago. Sure I didn't win, but neither did he. Anyway, me and the pirate are gonna win next week and were are going to become tag champs. Let's go Bingo....it's time for your flea bath.
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Post by smokinvokoun on Oct 5, 2010 9:54:40 GMT -5
*Metal stands in the locker room, holding his briefcase* Well, that was certainly an interesting NiteRaw for yours truly. I got a few things I would like to address, because I'm sure everybody is dying to hear what I have to say.
First of all, Shannon and I were unsuccessful. Let it be known that I didn't take the pinfall, but hey, good for the Southwest Connection. They obviously learned their lesson after all the other beatings I've given them in the past, and they clearly have the best shot to win that tournament, and make history by becoming champions once again.
But the tag team titles are no concern of mine anymore, Metalheads. You see, I got some bigger fish to fry. First of all, Vokoun is running his mouth YET AGAIN. Dude, you need to know something. I'm not the same man you faced for the hardcore title the first time. I'm fuelled by the anger, the unbridled fury, the sheer brutality of the greatest music in this world, and it has inspired me to all of my recent success. Sure, it took you setting me alight to beat me the first time, but its gonna take a hell of a lot more than that this time around. You're gonna pretty much have to kill me in order to retain that belt, and for all your boasts, and no matter how impressive you were against Amigo, I am determined to finally become Hardcore champion. I've got more tricks up my sleeve now than ever before, and you will know exactly what I mean when he face off. I don't care when it is, all I know is you'd better stop asking me to give you respect, instead you'll be begging for mercy.
But that's not all, my friends. I prophecised it, and it came to be true. At GookerMania III, I won a guaranteed WWCF World Title shot, anytime, anyplace within the next year. Now even though I've busted my ass for this company for over a year now, this is the first time I've earned a World Title match. Regardless of who the champion is, whether its Jackson, Michaels, Viva, Brawler, Tyfo, Steve the Popcorn Guy, I don't care. All I know is, whoever does hold the gold had better be looking over their shoulder at all times, because me and the Metalheads could strike at a moment's notice, and I will take my rightful place as the champion of this company.
People mocked me when I announced my new persona. But those people will have to sit back and eat crow, because I'm going all the way to the top, and I have my wrestling ability and metal music to thank, because nobody else helped me get this far.
Its all about to change in the WWCF. Metal will reign supreme, mark my words. Vokoun just looks at the camera and just starts to giggleAh...Metal. Nice name change BUDDY OLD PAL!!!!!! But it's good to know that you've healed up AFTER YOU WERE BURNED TO A CRISP!!!! LLet me tell you Headbang....oh...I mean "Metal"...THAT WAS PROBABLY THE MOST FUN I'VE HAD IN A MATCH!!!!! AND IM SURE IT WASN'T TO FUN FOR YOU!!!!!To be honest...i'm happy you've recovered and you've been on a roll as of late..8UT SO HAVE I!!!! You say that your full of hate and rage...brother, if you think that you have more hatred and angry than me...THEN THAT FALL FROM THE CELL MUST HAVE REALLY SCRAMBLED YOUR BRAINS!!!!! I breathe..I sleep, I eat hatred everyday of my life..and I have always have. And for you to have the GUTS to say that you have so much hate and angry...because you listen to heavy metal music? Well to be honest...that's pretty insulting to people who have actual reasons to hate the world. What hardships have you gone through in life? Compared to me...NONE!!!!!! You want to know real hatred and anger? Then you and I will step in the ring for my Hardcore title at Night of the Wrestling Zombies...I will prove once and for all..THAT SMOKIN VOKOUN...well.....IS NOT JOKIN!!!!!!!!![/color]
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Post by hossfan on Oct 5, 2010 10:12:25 GMT -5
Boss Drakin put me in anudder match with anudder WWCF champion. Dis time it Evil M. He is big guy, and Ah hear M was un monstre back in de day. But now he anythin but. All Evil M do is boo day over his old podnah Yellowjacket and defend stoopid Champion of Honor belt wit' it stoopid rules. Pfft. He kin have it. Caleb Fourchon got his eyes on bigger prize: *holds up Money in the Bank briefcase* De Inter Forum Championship. Maybe Ah use title shot at Night of de Wrasslin' Zombies and take belt from Whitey Fats. Maybe Ah wait. You kin be sure of one thing: when Ah cash in dis briefcase it will be at de perfect time and de perfect place, and Ah will become Inter Forum Champion.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Oct 5, 2010 14:40:10 GMT -5
*Backstage at the Parts Unknown Arena, we begin with a shot of Fred G. Neric*
NERIC: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time, Ryan Blood.
*Camera zooms out a bit to reveal Blood standing next to Neric, a towel resting on his shoulders*
NERIC: Ryan Blood, congratulations on your victory tonight. What's next for the team of Blood & Stone?
BLOOD: You know, that's a GREAT question, Neric! Way to put that journalistic acumen you gleaned from skimming the "journalism" entry on Wikipedia to good use. *rolls eyes* Well, actually I think that it's time that I retire. I'd like to thank all of the fans in the WWCF Galaxy for their love and support during my historic run here in the company, but alas, my body is just too worn down and I'm just too old and crotchety to wrestle any more matches. I'm going to go home, do some crosswords, and realize my post-wrestling dream of breeding guinea pigs for fun and profit.
NERIC: Well, you're obviously kidding, so...
BLOOD: GIVE THIS MAN A PULITZER! He's slightly less gullible than I thought! Obviously, Neric, we are going to advance in the tournament for the tag titles. And our opponents next week are Pride and Story.
*Blood turns away from Fred and faces the camera*
BLOOD: Hello, Colt. Hello, Jazzman. Johnny's on his cell right now, so you're stuck listening to only me for the moment. The two of you have quite the list of accomplishments here in the World WrestleCrap Federation, not the least of which is that you are both former world champions! You are perhaps the odds-on favorites to win this tournament.
But Jazzman...Colt...people fear the unknown, and with good reason. Because what you don't know can destroy you. TTS is also a former champion, a former Interforum and Tag Team champion, and earlier tonight I pinned his ass. He and Blackout didn't know anything about me and they didn't know anything about Stone, and we destroyed them. I'm sorry I sound a little like Shannon Gay when I say that, but it's the truth. And the very same thing might happen to you on next week's edition of NiteRaw.
But go ahead and underestimate us if you want. It'll just make the victory that much easier, and that much sweeter.
*Blood turns back to Neric*
BLOOD: Now Fred, I just realized that your earlier question was only 90% stupid. Because there is indeed the possibility that myself and Johnny have got plans other than winning those tag titles. I'll make this easy for you. Ask me if I'm interested in challenging Evil M for his Championship of Honor, the one with the bloodstain on it.
NERIC (sighing): Are you interested in challenging Evil M?
BLOOD (prompting): ..."for his Championship of Honor, the one with the bloodstain on it."
NERIC: ...for his Championship of Honor, the one with the bloodstain on it.
BLOOD (cheerfully): Why yes indeed I am, Freddie, and I'm glad you asked! And so is Johnny over there, as I'm sure he'll tell you once he finishes talking to whoever he's talking to!
*Blood's expression changes as he faces the camera again; instead of false jubilation, it is now a cocky smirk*
BLOOD: Evil M, you made a mistake in issuing an open challenge to anybody who hasn't faced you before. You want fresh blood? Excuse the pun, Your Evilness and Your Em-ness, but you're looking at him. But it's not just me you've got to worry about, it's my tag team partner Johnny Stone. And there's another guy who I think just got here, some guy with a military background and some sort of connection to simians whose name escapes me at the moment. And I'm sure there are others. You think that you've made it easy on yourself by limiting the field of possible challengers to those wrestlers you've never faced? Think again, buddy; the history of this sport is full of instances where newcomers have arrived in a promotion and taken down veterans on their first try. In fact, you've given up a possible edge; if you took on a guy like Tyfo, you'd know what to expect. If you took on a guy like Boiler Room Brawler, YOU would know what to expect but HE wouldn't know what to expect from you since his memory went bye-bye and he hasn't been the same since. Dude...you could have challenged the Brawler and gotten an easy 1-2-3, but you didn't. How does that taste, Evil M?
I'm gonna give you the same advice I gave Colt and Jazzman: go ahead and underestimate me if you want to, underestimate Johnny Stone if you want to. In fact, I DARE you. But you know what? The difference between those guys and you is that I think you're stupid enough to actually do it. I think you're going to expect things to be easy, and you're going to find out how horribly, horribly mistaken you are.
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littlenaitch
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Post by littlenaitch on Oct 5, 2010 15:47:42 GMT -5
So The Southwest Connection did exactly what I said we were gonna do and that was to advance to the semi-finals of this tag team title tournament and now we face the team of Dread Pirate Mulligan and The General of the Monkey Army who I guess also has amnesia since he doesn't seem to remember his past. Now before I get to that match I have to say something to Ryan Starshine.
Ryan, you got exactly what you deserved and I am so glad that I decided to accept your challenge because if I didn't then I would have been the one who got fired. At least Ryan you can finally say that you beat me but then your career ended, ahahahahahahahahaha, sorry, couldn't resist.
Now as The Sam said earlier, we are starting to go back to the gym so I can work harder as I continue my quest to become the first two time World Heavyweight Champion and I will do that before this year ends and you better believe that!
Right now though my focus is on the tag team title tournament as Tyfo and myself are once again looking to make history by regaining our World Tag Team titles. Even though we have never faced our opponents in a tag team match before and since this is the first time those two have teamed up, their chances of beating us are not very good. We have been in the ring with just about every single person who has ever stepped foot inside the Parts Unknown Arena and we have beaten the very best and worst that this company has to offer. Tyfo, myself and The Same will be watching plenty of video on our opponents to make sure that we know their strengths and weaknesses. We will be well prepared for this match and we look forward to once again showing everyone exactly why we are the GREATEST TAG TEAM OF ALL TIME!!!
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Post by Viva on Oct 5, 2010 19:52:52 GMT -5
It looks like my world tour through former champions has another stop in Jonathan Michaels this Monday. After a small detour by the name of Seth Drakin, I'm ready to get back on track. That track being the road to become the first ever two time world champion in the WWCF.
I see all you fans out there. You're nervous. You're scared. You don't want me to have such an honor, such prestige, what with me being the reigning King of Wrestlecrap and all. I've already got an achievement of grandeur, and we all know I hold it over your head like the peasants you are. But the fact of the matter is this, I'm chasing glory. I'm chasing victory. I'm chasing, for the moment, Damn Right Jackson. It just happens to be real god damn unfortunate that the chase has lead me to a Jonathan Michaels, standing directly in my path.
Me and 'JoMo' as the douchebags call him, we have a lot in common. We both got our starts in Hollywood, we've both risen to the top like the head on a ice cold cruiser, and we've both been champions. We get it. We know what it takes to get here. The problem with him is that Sara Nakatomi is far more of a distraction than she's ever been a help, and I plan on exploiting her. You see, Lisa Garcia, she knows exactly what it takes to be not just a fantastic and wild ride in the sack, but the best valet and manager the WWCF Galaxy has to offer.
And come this Monday, Sara better watch her back, because Lisa's going to work her ass right under the table.
Good luck, Jomo. You're gonna need it, big guy.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Oct 6, 2010 16:21:20 GMT -5
BRB: Well, Ryan Blood, maybe Evil M should have challenged me for an easy 1-2-3, but you know what? It seems that I remembered how to not lose. My former employer, Whitey Fats, pinned TTS for the Interforum belt after I could have done it myself. Only one man has managed to pin me so far, and that man will be my tag partner this Niteraw.
Metal, we got off to a rough start as far as I know. I'm better now than I was when we squared off, as you can see from my record. And that goes for you too, DR Jackson. When we face off next Niteraw, consider it an appetizer of things to come.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2010 16:32:28 GMT -5
So, it would appear some young pup has accepted my challenge.
Ryan Blood. Blood. Like the blood that stains MY Championship of Honor!
Listen you little punk. You want to come in here and make a name for yourself, go right ahead. But you do NOT do it at MY expense! I've been in wars, you've had one match!
But I'll level with you. If you and your partner don't make it to the Tag Team title match at Night of the Wrestling Zombies, then you'll get your title match.
But just be aware. You wanted my attention? Now you've got it. I'm going to enjoy snapping your arm like twig, kid.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Oct 6, 2010 17:06:23 GMT -5
Much appreciated...sucker. You may have just made the biggest mistake of your life.
*grins*
You had better hope that me and Stone advance to the finals, Evil M. Because if you and I step into the ring at Night of the Wrestling Zombies...well, let's just say that you'll be spending a LOT of time with your old friend Yellowjacket afterwards.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Oct 6, 2010 17:12:24 GMT -5
It looks like my world tour through former champions has another stop in Jonathan Michaels this Monday. After a small detour by the name of Seth Drakin, I'm ready to get back on track. That track being the road to become the first ever two time world champion in the WWCF.
I see all you fans out there. You're nervous. You're scared. You don't want me to have such an honor, such prestige, what with me being the reigning King of Wrestlecrap and all. I've already got an achievement of grandeur, and we all know I hold it over your head like the peasants you are. But the fact of the matter is this, I'm chasing glory. I'm chasing victory. I'm chasing, for the moment, Damn Right Jackson. It just happens to be real god damn unfortunate that the chase has lead me to a Jonathan Michaels, standing directly in my path.
Me and 'JoMo' as the douchebags call him, we have a lot in common. We both got our starts in Hollywood, we've both risen to the top like the head on a ice cold cruiser, and we've both been champions. We get it. We know what it takes to get here. The problem with him is that Sara Nakatomi is far more of a distraction than she's ever been a help, and I plan on exploiting her. You see, Lisa Garcia, she knows exactly what it takes to be not just a fantastic and wild ride in the sack, but the best valet and manager the WWCF Galaxy has to offer.
And come this Monday, Sara better watch her back, because Lisa's going to work her ass right under the table.
Good luck, Jomo. You're gonna need it, big guy. My, oh my, aren't we edgy?
You know, I'm just getting a little sick and tired of you going around here running your mouth nonstop, so why don't I just go ahead and shut your mouth once and for all, and when I do, the entire locker room will rise as one and hoist me upon their shoulders cheering in wild celebration.
So I think this Monday, I'll just kick you in the jaw so frigging hard, it'll have to be wired shut for a year.
And, Cut.
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Post by Shannon Gay on Oct 6, 2010 18:53:55 GMT -5
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Post by lionhart on Oct 6, 2010 21:49:30 GMT -5
*camera zooms in and shows lion hart in slacks and a dress shirt wow the wcwf i have traveld over 18 hours to get here you guys might not know much about me but i am here to win gold and evil m i accept your challenge
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