Doctor Of Style
King Koopa
Well, first they love me, and then they don't. Sometimes they do it, and sometimes they won't.
Posts: 12,104
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Post by Doctor Of Style on Apr 21, 2010 0:52:24 GMT -5
I have to sit on a couple phone books to see over the steering wheel, dog. I'm not playing, dog. My 13 year old son is taller than me. FML, dog.
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elryc
Samurai Cop
Team ANYONE But Johnny
Posts: 2,478
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Post by elryc on Apr 21, 2010 1:06:09 GMT -5
Today, I got wished well in my future endeavors. FML.
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Post by Richard on Apr 21, 2010 1:10:24 GMT -5
Today, my girlfriend cheated on one of my coworkers. And she gave me the clap. FML. Today, my brother got arrested for massive amounts of drug trafficking. FML. Today, I'm a fat jobber. FML Dammit, Twitter, MySpace, YouTube and Facebook are all down so I cannot complain about my life. FML.
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Post by Virt McGirt on Apr 21, 2010 1:13:41 GMT -5
I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!!! FML
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Naniwa
Trap-Jaw
a creature void of form
Posts: 411
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Post by Naniwa on Apr 21, 2010 1:21:48 GMT -5
From great American bash 2006:
today I have elevated liver enzymes, FML. hoy he elevación de enzimas hepáticas, FML. आज मैं बुलंद जिगर एंजाइमों, FML है.
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Post by Alex Shelley on Apr 21, 2010 2:44:24 GMT -5
Today, the boss's son in law accused me of raping a dead girl. FML.
Today, I got electrocuted and will have to spend the next 7+ years of my career pretending to have Tourrette's. FML.
Today, I had the most important moment of my career and completely f***ed it up because I couldn't pull a briefcase through a hook. FML.
Today, I tried to save a plane-full of people by telling them that the plane's wing was defective. Nobody believed me and I got kicked off the plane. I hope they all die. FML.
Today, my son buried me alive in cement. FML.
Today, I jobbed to a steel cage. FML.
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The F'N Captain
King Koopa
I was captain **** till Captain America Beat the crap out of me and left me in a dumpster
Posts: 10,929
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Post by The F'N Captain on Apr 21, 2010 2:46:24 GMT -5
People hate my orange shirt, fml.
I have the worst win/loss record on NXT and I jobbed to Cena in blackface, fml.
I'm Michael Cole, fml.
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Post by Wii M Punk on Apr 21, 2010 3:05:51 GMT -5
I've been living off the "best pure athlete in WWE" tag, but going nowhere for 8 years. FML
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Post by Alex Shelley on Apr 21, 2010 3:13:03 GMT -5
I've been living off the "best pure athlete in WWE" tag, but going nowhere for 8 years. FML LOL
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The F'N Captain
King Koopa
I was captain **** till Captain America Beat the crap out of me and left me in a dumpster
Posts: 10,929
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Post by The F'N Captain on Apr 21, 2010 3:16:29 GMT -5
HHH stole my role in the newest WWE film, and I can't find my favorite pink shirt, fml.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Apr 21, 2010 3:19:28 GMT -5
Today, God talked to me. Now my career is dead in one promo. FML
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Post by Wii M Punk on Apr 21, 2010 5:18:12 GMT -5
Hey, there's a new spot light up there... well wadda ya know? FML
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theryno665
Grimlock
wants a title underneath the stars
Kinda Homeless
Posts: 13,571
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Post by theryno665 on Apr 21, 2010 9:18:27 GMT -5
I won the World Heavyweight Championthip and thtill can't win a match to thave my life. FML
I hear you, bro. Booyaka My Life.
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Post by TheDarkestKnight on Apr 21, 2010 10:02:47 GMT -5
Today, they made me rewatch my loss to Ultimate Warrior at Wrestlemania 12. FML
Today I found out that I will be sharing the shower room with JBL. FML
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Post by SEND FOR THE MAN!!! on Apr 21, 2010 10:08:11 GMT -5
Today, I learned that I must figure out a way to put myself over by telling knock-knock jokes. FML.
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Post by SEND FOR THE MAN!!! on Apr 21, 2010 10:11:48 GMT -5
I won the World Heavyweight Championthip and thtill can't win a match to thave my life. FML At First I was like "Damn, that's a typo" Then I was like
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
Posts: 9,074
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Post by FHgrad99 on Apr 21, 2010 10:28:40 GMT -5
-My airplane seat is too cramped. FML
-I just got future endevored for attacking a potted plant in a hotel lobby. FML
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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Apr 21, 2010 10:40:34 GMT -5
Today, I took my coffee by the pool. Today, I also jobbed to a leprechaun. FML.
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
Posts: 24,249
Member is Online
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Post by Bo Rida on Apr 21, 2010 10:41:59 GMT -5
I'm in my bloody home country and they put toe rags on TV instead of me. FML Today I was attacked by a screwdriver. FML
I'm in the doghouse again and this time I have to shave my pure hair off. FML
OH MY GOD I know what a powerslam is but still can't get the commentary job. FML Today I have to wrestle HHH. FML
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
El Dandy
Still hates himself for missing the last episode of Murder She Wrote
Go Indiana!
Posts: 8,061
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Apr 21, 2010 12:13:16 GMT -5
Said goodbye to Nash and Hall at MSG today and now I'm not winning King of the Ring while Shawn gets off scot free. FML
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