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Post by sabbath on Apr 21, 2010 12:37:47 GMT -5
Today, that rapscallion Chris Jericho besmirched my cup of coffee by urinating in it. FML
Ron couldn't afford to pay me, and my shirt was tight too. FML.
No one showed up to my autograph session, and I'm a wrestling superstar. FML.
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Dub H
Crow T. Robot
Captain Pixel: the Game Master
I ❤ Aniki
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Post by Dub H on Apr 21, 2010 12:46:06 GMT -5
My pro is carlito FML
I lost my Championshio to a new version of me FML
I got injured on the most important part of my WWE career.FML....................ML
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Post by Lord Bendtner on Apr 21, 2010 12:48:38 GMT -5
Today, I appeared in my first big match and botched my finishing manuever. FML
Today, I told people to Google me. Needless to say, they didn't. FML.
Today, I found out that one of my good friends and employee had sexual relations with my daughter. FML
Today, my male boss told me I had great legs. I'm also a guy. FML
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elryc
Samurai Cop
Team ANYONE But Johnny
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Post by elryc on Apr 21, 2010 14:10:52 GMT -5
I got injured on the most important part of my WWE career.FML....................ML I see what you did there. Today, I learned my gimmick is being a male cheerleader. FML.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Apr 21, 2010 21:57:11 GMT -5
today i keep getting mocked by a couple of anorexics because of my shape. FML today i still haven't had my rematch for the belt against jericho cuz some luantic kicked me in the head. FML today cryme tyme humiliated me by selling my stuff to a worldwide audience. FML today i'm stuck with to big lugs with the initials T&A. FML today almost all of us have to job to these two talentless blonde women. FOL
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
Posts: 9,027
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Post by FHgrad99 on Apr 22, 2010 1:14:44 GMT -5
-I just found out that my new gimmick is that of a dumb hillbilly that goes crazy when he hears a bell. FML
-My bastard son is a leprechaun. FML
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Post by Nic Nemeth on Apr 22, 2010 1:28:31 GMT -5
Today, I realized that I have been with the company for over 12 years and am rather respected by everyone in the locker room. Needless to say, I haven't had a match in about 2 years. FML
Today, I realized the only reason I have a job is because if John Cena gets injured, I could easily replace him wearing my geisha make-up. FML
Today, I realized that The Miz might actually be better than me ;_;...naw, of course not! We don't let Mizfits in the Palace of Wisdom! MLIA
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Post by Thank You Shawn on Apr 22, 2010 3:29:05 GMT -5
Today, I found out that basketballs really DO hold grudges, FML.
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Post by Thank You Shawn on Apr 22, 2010 3:35:27 GMT -5
Today, I found out we got screwed and now I just wish we had some kids, FML.
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elryc
Samurai Cop
Team ANYONE But Johnny
Posts: 2,478
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Post by elryc on Apr 22, 2010 6:03:41 GMT -5
Today, YOU'RRRRRRRE FIRRRRRRRRRRRED! F-YOUR-L!
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Apr 22, 2010 8:40:24 GMT -5
Just found out Vince is gonna make me job to an Icelandic volcano. FML.
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Post by TheDarkestKnight on Apr 22, 2010 9:47:01 GMT -5
Today, I found out I am being traded to Smackdown. FML
Couple of days later.
Today, I found out I am going back to Raw in exchange for Booker T and The Dudley's. MLIA
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
Posts: 9,027
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Post by FHgrad99 on Apr 22, 2010 10:45:45 GMT -5
-I just found out that I'll be the on-air babysitter for a mentally handicapped person. FML
-My tag team partner talked about "doing him an egg." FML?
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elryc
Samurai Cop
Team ANYONE But Johnny
Posts: 2,478
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Post by elryc on Apr 22, 2010 10:52:58 GMT -5
Today, I went from being ECW champion to lucky-to-be-appearing-on-RAW. FML.
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Post by Angus Mcloud on Apr 22, 2010 11:24:12 GMT -5
- Just won 2 world titles and driving with my best friend when i get pulled over by the cops.Wish we cracked a window. FML
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Post by The Peoples Elbow on Apr 22, 2010 11:25:56 GMT -5
Today, my 70 year old girlfriend gave birth to a hand. FML.
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elryc
Samurai Cop
Team ANYONE But Johnny
Posts: 2,478
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Post by elryc on Apr 22, 2010 11:47:00 GMT -5
Today, I met Sledgie. FML.
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Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
Posts: 90,480
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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 22, 2010 12:03:33 GMT -5
Today, I got blown up in a limo. I would say FML, but I faked the whole thing to make people miss me. FTW. I'm sure there's nothing that will happen that will stop me from seeing this master plan through to fruition...
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elryc
Samurai Cop
Team ANYONE But Johnny
Posts: 2,478
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Post by elryc on Apr 22, 2010 13:10:45 GMT -5
Today, I got blown up in a limo. I would say FML, but I faked the whole thing to make people miss me. FTW. I'm sure there's nothing that will happen that will stop me from seeing this master plan through to fruition... Today, something happened that stopped me from bringing my master plan to fruition. FML.
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Apr 22, 2010 16:25:21 GMT -5
Today, a co-worker hit me off the ring apron. I injured my wrist. After this my co-worker celebrated. FML.
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