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Post by SEND FOR THE MAN!!! on Apr 20, 2010 20:03:54 GMT -5
And go.
Today, I was super-kicked by Shawn Michaels and lost my World Heavyweight Championship to Jericho. FML.
Today, A parasitic, gelatinous tapeworm of a homo-sapien hit me with a glow-stick. FML.
Today, I learned that I have to job to the man that my girlfriend was cheating on me with in real life. And then, I'm going to be fired. FML.
Today, I jobbed to a little person. So much for keeping the legacy of my family going. FML.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Apr 20, 2010 20:14:01 GMT -5
Today, I got blown up by MacGruber. Don't ask how I am posting this. MLIA
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jamielowndes {N}
Unicron
The following post has been paid for by the Nexus World Order
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Post by jamielowndes {N} on Apr 20, 2010 20:16:22 GMT -5
Today, I heard voices in my head, but they neither counselled me or understood me, FML.
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SlimTrip
AC Slater
f*** This Company
Posts: 221
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Post by SlimTrip on Apr 20, 2010 20:18:45 GMT -5
Wellness Policy.. FML
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Post by I Like Your Poetry on Apr 20, 2010 20:20:14 GMT -5
Stuck in Ireland indefinitely due to a stupid freakin' volcano. FML - The entire Raw roster
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Post by WorkingInAColeMine on Apr 20, 2010 20:21:42 GMT -5
I'm Micheal Tarver- FML
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Apr 20, 2010 20:23:27 GMT -5
My finisher is a springboard dropkick, FML.
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Post by I Like Your Poetry on Apr 20, 2010 20:26:05 GMT -5
My finisher is a springboard dropkick, FML. THERE you are, Tyler Reks. |
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Gullo
Bubba Ho-Tep
Repo Man = Ratings
Posts: 645
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Post by Gullo on Apr 20, 2010 20:35:55 GMT -5
i use to have a talk show segment every tuesday, now im back in fcw fml..........
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Post by sam_III on Apr 20, 2010 20:37:17 GMT -5
Some hypocrite just booked me in a match with Triple H. FML
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jamielowndes {N}
Unicron
The following post has been paid for by the Nexus World Order
Posts: 3,240
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Post by jamielowndes {N} on Apr 20, 2010 20:44:33 GMT -5
Today, I had to watch Daniel Bryan wrestle. VINTAGE FML!
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Post by BitterAF on Apr 20, 2010 23:30:54 GMT -5
The fake liquor that was apart my sXe promo wasn't apple juice after all. FML
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Post by Alex Shelley on Apr 20, 2010 23:43:37 GMT -5
This thread rocks.
Today, a midget eliminated me from the Royal Rumble. FML.
Today, I got sodomized by Randy Orton. FML.
Today, my boyfriend got sodomized by Randy Orton. FML.
Today, I found out that I'm being mentored by The Miz. FML.
Today, I lost at WrestleMania in 21 seconds. FML.
Today, I- DAMMIT JEFF. FML.
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elryc
Samurai Cop
Team ANYONE But Johnny
Posts: 2,478
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Post by elryc on Apr 21, 2010 0:00:02 GMT -5
Today, I- DAMMIT JEFF. FML. Well done sir! Today, my WrestleMania match was bumped for Kid Rock and the Divas. FML. |
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Apr 21, 2010 0:12:54 GMT -5
Today, I broke my leg after a car hit the door of the limo I was in. Some dude called it the worst night of my life. Yea it is, on top of getting screwed over by my boss of many years, hearing that my younger brother that I would always look after, died in an accident at a show leaving his wife and kids, some football jock misjudged a kick that gave me a concussion that ended my career, and I had a stroke. FML
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Post by derangedhermit on Apr 21, 2010 0:19:11 GMT -5
Today, my girlfriend cheated on one of my coworkers. And she gave me the clap. FML.
Today, my brother got arrested for massive amounts of drug trafficking. FML.
Today, I'm a fat jobber. FML
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Doctor Of Style
King Koopa
Well, first they love me, and then they don't. Sometimes they do it, and sometimes they won't.
Posts: 12,104 
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Post by Doctor Of Style on Apr 21, 2010 0:24:40 GMT -5
Today, somebody took a s*** in my crown. FML.
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kidglov3s
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wants her Shot
Who is Tiger Maskooo?
Posts: 15,870
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Post by kidglov3s on Apr 21, 2010 0:31:09 GMT -5
Today, I lost me title to someone who didn't pin me, and I won't have a rematch, fella. FML, dah!
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Post by Slammy Award-Winning Cannibal on Apr 21, 2010 0:43:16 GMT -5
Got mocked on our competitor's TV show because of my serious facial paralysis. Now my kids don't watch wrestling. FML.
Was told my character is going to speak over-the-top Jamaican when in actually I speak perfect English. Sigh, FML.
My wife and son left the family business. Now it's just me and my daughter, who keeps getting knocked up by a guy named Jean-Paul. FML!
Got fired today. Long time coming, I was told. How was I supposed to know it was Hardy and not Harvey?? It's soooo close! LMF
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elryc
Samurai Cop
Team ANYONE But Johnny
Posts: 2,478
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Post by elryc on Apr 21, 2010 0:49:02 GMT -5
Today, I got punted. FML.
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