jamielowndes {N}
Unicron
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Post by jamielowndes {N} on Apr 22, 2010 18:08:20 GMT -5
I got future endavoured instead of a girl who is only known for pissing in a sink. FML
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Post by TheDarkestKnight on Apr 22, 2010 18:12:11 GMT -5
Today I was singing my theme music to myself. "Ain't no stopping me now".....then I got a call from John Laurinaitis. FML
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Post by Firearm: Supposed Big Deal on Apr 22, 2010 18:33:38 GMT -5
Reply to all these FMLs, from BigPoppaPumpUM: "YDI FOR BEING FAT"
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Post by Nic Nemeth on Apr 22, 2010 18:47:13 GMT -5
Today, I along with my tag partner, fellow Asian, girl I have a crush on, and the black guy who I smoke with all got fired. MLIA
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
BAU BAU
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Apr 22, 2010 22:27:18 GMT -5
two of my favorie divas of all time got fires today because vince is high on blondes who cant wrestle to save their lives. FML
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Apr 22, 2010 23:39:08 GMT -5
Today, despite being the Diva that is way OVER with the crowd, I have been wished well in my future endeavors. FML
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Apr 23, 2010 1:29:00 GMT -5
-Both me and my beard got fired today. FML
-I got replaced my Mike Adamle as ECW commentator. FML
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Post by Dave the Dave on Apr 23, 2010 1:32:37 GMT -5
Katie and I are finally going to take our relationship to the next level..wait is she dead? - FML
Nothing can stop me from becoming a man. MLIA
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Post by Alex Shelley on Apr 23, 2010 2:52:16 GMT -5
Today, my dad informed me that he wants to pretend we have an incestuous relationship. FML.
Today, I got mistaken for Cody Rhodes. Again. FML. ✌
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Apr 23, 2010 3:34:07 GMT -5
Today, I was supposed to be recognized as one half of the greatest tag team of all time, but an Icelandic volcano ruined that. But Bret can only catch a break for so long! BITMAIA!
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
Posts: 9,074
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Post by FHgrad99 on Apr 23, 2010 11:44:56 GMT -5
-Bret Hart just questioned me for doubting El Dandy. FML
-The writers told me that they want to film a segment on wwe.com every week that features me attempting to commit suicide. FML
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Post by Pgarodactyl on Apr 23, 2010 12:58:39 GMT -5
The Undertaker keeps leering at me while he tapes his fists. FML
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Apr 23, 2010 13:55:44 GMT -5
Some website keeps making photoshops of me. FML.
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Post by SEND FOR THE MAN!!! on Apr 23, 2010 15:17:33 GMT -5
Today, I was supposed to be recognized as one half of the greatest tag team of all time, but an Icelandic volcano ruined that. But Bret can only catch a break for so long! BITMAIA! This shall not be no-sold. Today, I was offered a beer. I politely declined. BSEMIABTY. Today, I saw Jake the Snake reading the Bible. He started reading John 3:16, and I informed him that I just whipped his ass. ATTBLCSCSS.
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Reg the Veg
AC Slater
I SPIT ON YOUR CAPSLOCK... despite using it just then.
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Post by Reg the Veg on Apr 24, 2010 8:06:39 GMT -5
Today, I looked in the mirror, and was reminded that I'm Matt Hardy. FML.
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Post by Ash Kingston on Apr 24, 2010 10:13:12 GMT -5
Today, I realized that I misplaced my pictures of Vince plastered and motorboating Vickie, and now someone from the office is calling me... FML?
*two minutes later*
Yep. FML.
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