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Post by Crusty Ruffles on Mar 2, 2011 15:10:15 GMT -5
VIVA LA RAZA!
As soon as Vince Russo says this, Mondo Guerrero runs out of the crowd and...
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Post by bob on Mar 2, 2011 15:24:27 GMT -5
starts throwing guacamole at the crowd and then at Russo.
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Post by yapappi4life on Mar 2, 2011 18:33:54 GMT -5
As Bruce Hart comes form the curtain, Don West ambushes him and reads a script that is Shakespeare-like, proclaiming Bruce to be a visionary in wrestling. It is now that Brian Knobbs appear and proclaim his NASTY love for Jerry Saggs and decide to marry him.
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Post by Raging_Demons on Mar 2, 2011 19:48:32 GMT -5
After the Nasty Boys marriage proposal, Bob Bachlund screams go to commercial!
*commercials*
We're back from commercials as Madison Rayne with Tara is doing one of those single camera interviews, Miss Tessmacher walks up to Madison Rayne & gives her another box. Tessmacher said due to the ratings from the previous attempt with Rayne as Pikachu, Dixie Carter's last order was to do another costume match. Rayne takes the costume in disgust.
Back to the ring as we start the Madison Rayne & Tara vs Hamada & Taylor Wilde costume match. Taylor Wilde is dressed as a "Sexy Supergirl" (it's basically a thong bikini with a cape) & Hamada is dressed as an "Angry Bird".
Tara comes out first wearing a trenchcoat, Rayne doesn't want to come on stage, Tara forces Rayne to come out. Madison Rayne is dressed as The Internet's favorite Pokemud MUDKIP!
But when during the struggle it's revealed that Tara's actually wearing her normal ring gear inside her trenchcoat...
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Post by bob on Mar 2, 2011 19:59:55 GMT -5
which angers Bela Lugosi who pulls a string turning Tara into a ring that will be used the Knobbs and Saggs wedding.
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Post by HMARK Center on Mar 2, 2011 22:31:34 GMT -5
This leads to Hamada loading herself into a slingshot and firing herself at the Ultimate X structure, which nobody had noticed until now. Just what is it doing there? Does Bob Backlund have answers?
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Post by DSR on Mar 2, 2011 22:37:48 GMT -5
This leads to Hamada loading herself into a slingshot and firing herself at the Ultimate X structure, which nobody had noticed until now. Just what is it doing there? Does Bob Backlund have answers? Yes, actually. It turns out the Ultimate X Structure is Mr. Backlund's best friend, and they are inseperable. Mr. Backlund leans in close to the structure, as if listening to it saying something. Mr. Backlund occasionally nods his head in agreement. This. Goes. On. For. One. Full. Hour. FINALLY, Mr. Backlund tells the audience that the Ultimate X Structure told him... |
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Post by edgedge on Mar 2, 2011 22:51:14 GMT -5
That it just saved a bunch of money on it's car insurance by switching to Geico! Backlund does the worm, then the moonwalk, then the wormwalk, then he starts beating up some fans.
We cut to Ric Flair, who is having a ****1/4 match with a toothbrush, when TNA World Champion Percy Watson walks by. Anonymous General Manager Dusty Rhodes ball announces that the TNA World championship will now be defended 24/7! Percy gets jumped by Stevie Richards and Justin Credible. He manages to fight them both off, but Edge spears Percy and pins him for the title. Richards hits a superkick on Edge, but Credible attacks Richards and they begin brawling.
In the middle of the scuffle, a ladder falls over onto Edge. The ref counts the pin: 1-2-3! The ladder is now TNA World champion! Suddenly...
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Post by Raging_Demons on Mar 2, 2011 22:59:04 GMT -5
Jeff Hardy grabs the ladder & they have a 60-minute "Ladder Match" (yes Jeff Hardy & the ladder had a "Ladder Match" for the TNA World Title) until Jeff Hardy kicks the ladder down, climbs up the non-champion ladder to win the TNA World Title!
Then suddenly Hamada, still wearing that "Angry Bird" costume, comes falling out of the sky crash landing on Hardy. Hamada pins Hardy to win the TNA World Title!
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Mar 2, 2011 23:28:19 GMT -5
Jenna Morasca moonsaults from the rafters onto Hamada and pins her for the TNA World Heavyweight Championship. She cuts a 3 DAY promo on everyone in TNA, WWE, and some fellow reality stars.
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Post by bob on Mar 3, 2011 4:47:02 GMT -5
Mercifully she stopped talking. However, Michael McGuillity comes out with a hammer in hand. He smashes her teeth in and becomes the new TNA World Champion. McGuillity then picks up a mic....
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Post by DSR on Mar 3, 2011 14:14:40 GMT -5
Mercifully she stopped talking. However, Michael McGuillity comes out with a hammer in hand. He smashes her teeth in and becomes the new TNA World Champion. McGuillity then picks up a mic.... ...and puts it between his buttcheecks and lets out a big fart! He then announces that this is the Genesis of farts, and continues farting into the microphone until he accidentally craps himself, and runs to the bathroom. When McGillicutty discovers that there's no toilet paper in the bathroom, the Boogeyman shows up and offers him some toilet paper in exchange for the TNA World Title. McGillicutty accepts, and we now have a new champion! |
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Post by Black Swagger on Mar 3, 2011 14:16:41 GMT -5
AAnd proclaims himself to be the Perfect TNA World Champion. He then announces his new name will be Mr. Perfect Junior. Just then Horace Hogan flies into the Impact Zone on a hang glider.........
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Mar 3, 2011 14:22:52 GMT -5
and pins Boogeyman to become the- WAIT! IT'S HULK HOGAN!!!! Horace hands the belt to his uncle and leaves, making Hulk the new champion!
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Post by HMARK Center on Mar 3, 2011 16:36:31 GMT -5
Hulk then takes the title and throws it down, signaling a new era of EXTREME competition in TNA. To prove it, Hogan brings out the most extreme opponent he can think of, Barry Horowitz!
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Post by bob on Mar 3, 2011 18:16:21 GMT -5
Horowitz promptly beats Hogan with a school boy to become the new TNA World champion. Horowitz celebrates by doing the charleston.
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Post by Black Swagger on Mar 3, 2011 20:08:57 GMT -5
While doing The Charleston, Dude Love's music hits. He heads to the ring very angry, and he doesn't appreciate the fact Horowitz is doing The Charleston.
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Post by edgedge on Mar 3, 2011 20:46:37 GMT -5
Just to one-up Horowitz, he does a 450 Charleston Splash, pinning him to win the TNA Title. Suddenly, the lights go out. They come back on, and Hardcore Holly and Sting are in the ring with a pick-up truck. Sting gets in the truck and drives up an imaginary hill and into the rafters. Holly rips a piece of the mat out and begins attacking Dude Love with it, but Dude Love suddenly transforms into Cactus Jack.
However, the records say Dude Love is TNA Champion, NOT Cactus Jack. So, Cactus and Holly brawl around the arena for hours, for absolutely no reason. Robbie E comes out and calls out Rob Conway, but instead he gets Eric Bischoff in a leather jacket and jeans...but no shoes. The fans wonder why Bischoff is suddenly Samoan, but suddenly a pick-up truck falls out of the sky and lands on Robbie E.
Sting steps out and begins spinning the bat on his head like a top, while singing "Mary Had a Little Lamb". Cactus transforms back into Dude Love, as him and Holly brawl into the ring. They brawl around Sting, when suddenly...
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Post by bob on Mar 3, 2011 22:10:56 GMT -5
burps and starts hitting himself with the bat in the head.
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Post by DSR on Mar 3, 2011 23:47:28 GMT -5
Just then, Sim Snuka charges the ring, beats up everybody, and cuts a 90 minute promo on...
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