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Post by DSR on Mar 6, 2011 1:33:45 GMT -5
Charlie Sheen, who, in this timeline, has a goatee. Like in that movie, THE ARRIVAL! But just then, The Tall Man from the PHANTASM movies sends one of his crazy, knifey deathballs, which burrows through Charlie Sheen's forehead and out the other side! But the deathball is actually that Dusty Rhodes energy ball from a while earlier in the thread! Dusty Rhodes Energy Ball is the new TNA World Champion, and tells everyone that he wants to defend his title against...
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Post by edgedge on Mar 6, 2011 12:34:43 GMT -5
First, he demands that people refer to him by his full name, "Anonymous RAW General Manager Dusty Rhodes Energy Ball", no more, no less. Then, he makes himself defend the championship in a Fatal 4 Way against Ric Flair, Evan Bourne and the Universal Studios logo. The bell rings and-WAIT MIKE TENAY, THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON IN THE BACK!
We cut backstage to Kane and Mike Knox having a tea party. Ice Train walks in and asks for a cup, but Knox says "No" and throws a cup of hot tea at him, making him melt. Robbie E walks in and forces Kane and Knox to do the fist bump/pump/whatever and they instead decide to throw him out of a fourth story window, which Robbie survives.
Kane and Knox decide to have a tea fight, but it gets interrupted by Robbie E, who brings a steel chair and beats them mercilessly. Robbie E gets kidnapped by an army of radioactive bunny rabbits.
Meanwhile, in the ring...
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Post by bob on Mar 6, 2011 12:44:08 GMT -5
where Reptilian Ric Flair has ate everyone involved in the title match!
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Post by DSR on Mar 6, 2011 15:20:27 GMT -5
where Reptilian Ric Flair has ate everyone involved in the title match! And Turd Bully Ray is sexually molesting Tazz, while Tazz simply has a quizzical look on his face saying "Wait, didn't I explode or somethin' a week ago?"
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Post by Raging_Demons on Mar 6, 2011 17:44:19 GMT -5
After saying that Tazz explodes!
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Post by DSR on Mar 6, 2011 21:15:12 GMT -5
After saying that Tazz explodes! And then Matt Hardy rolls down the entry ramp and eats Tazz's remains.
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Post by rogers67 on Mar 6, 2011 21:16:33 GMT -5
After saying that Tazz explodes! And then Matt Hardy rolls down the entry ramp and eats Tazz's remains. But somehow, tazz slowly connects his remains and is reborn as Cyborg Tazz!
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Post by DSR on Mar 6, 2011 21:18:19 GMT -5
And then Matt Hardy rolls down the entry ramp and eats Tazz's remains. But somehow, tazz slowly connects his remains and is reborn as Cyborg Tazz! He does this inside of Matt Hardy's stomach, causing Hardy to explode. Justin Gabriel shows up and says "I just looked inside you, bitch!"
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Post by rogers67 on Mar 6, 2011 21:30:01 GMT -5
But somehow, tazz slowly connects his remains and is reborn as Cyborg Tazz! He does this inside of Matt Hardy's stomach, causing Hardy to explode. Justin Gabriel shows up and says "I just looked inside you, bitch!" Which causes the crowd to chant OH! as if a yo mama joke was said.
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Post by bob on Mar 6, 2011 22:46:46 GMT -5
Then the crowd explodes!
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Post by edgedge on Mar 6, 2011 22:55:05 GMT -5
Then Justin Gabriel explodes! Then the iMPACT! Zone explodes! Then WE explode! ... .
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Post by bob on Mar 6, 2011 23:25:01 GMT -5
Bela pulls a string to bring everyone back to life. Some how during this process Tazz and Matt Hardy became merged into one person and will from now on be known as .....
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Post by HMARK Center on Mar 6, 2011 23:30:31 GMT -5
Barry Horowitz, who stakes a claim on the vacant X-Division championship.
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Post by bob on Mar 6, 2011 23:51:54 GMT -5
however, the X-Division championship was brought to life and doesn't like Barry. And as such the bite literally bites off Horowitz's head. The belt then hisses.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2011 18:25:18 GMT -5
The hissing X Division title forms a tag team with a talking, living Foreman Grill named George. The bell rings, and their opponents are an apple fritter, that in an odd twist, isn't alive or anything. It's just an apple fritter. And Carlito in a denim mask calling himself Chico Pantalones. The match is one fall for the UWF Tag Team Championship. Bronco Lubich, your referee...
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Post by FHgrad99 on Mar 7, 2011 19:02:02 GMT -5
is a very confused Danny Davis. Danny Davis grabs a mic and says "the hell with this, I'm outta here." He then vanishes into thin air. He then reappears about 15 seconds later in the same spot he disappared from. Davis then decides to......
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Post by ButterFly Suplex on Mar 7, 2011 19:15:05 GMT -5
become TNA GM making the Greatest Match in TNA wrestling history....................
HOGAN VS FLAIR VS STING
King of the Mountain Iron Man Match (60 Minutes of Ladder climbing madness!!!!)
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Post by bob on Mar 7, 2011 19:26:22 GMT -5
however, the ladder became alive much like all the title belts from when Bela pulled the string and as such the ladder walked over String, Flair and Hogan. The ladder said "How do you like it when I walk all over you!" Suddenly, .....
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Post by rogers67 on Mar 7, 2011 19:57:08 GMT -5
however, the ladder became alive much like all the title belts from when Bela pulled the string and as such the ladder walked over String, Flair and Hogan. The ladder said "How do you like it when I walk all over you!" Suddenly, ..... They are rescued by the TABLE! then this ensued...
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Post by edgedge on Mar 7, 2011 20:07:33 GMT -5
Sting destroys String for taking his spot in the match. Danny Davis gets into a fight with Hogan and Flair, as the ladder brawls with the hissing title belt and the table after their epic match. The bell rings as the apple fritter has pinned Anonymous RAW General Manager Dusty Rhodes Energy Ball to become the new TNA Champion!
Suddenly, a bulldozer drills up through the ground (i know bulldozers don't have drills, just go with it) and out steps Arn Anderson, and he looks PISSED. Arn destroys everybody, and throws them into the hole in he created. He then hits a spinebuster on the apple fritter and allows Mike Tenay to pin the fritter to become new TNA champion.
Don West challenges Tenay to a Know Your Role on a Pole match for the TNA Title. Vince Russo comes out to explain the rules of this match. Which...are very confusing, and I'd rather not get into that right now. Tenay and West climb onto a tight rope, holding gigantic q-tips. Tazz IV joins Tazz III and Cyber-Tazz at ringside for commentary. The bell rings and...
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