Vampiro138
Hank Scorpio
the greatest vampire in the HISTORY of our sport
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Post by Vampiro138 on Jan 20, 2011 15:27:09 GMT -5
if you punch your cousin off the top of the empire state building, he will survive and call you a few seconds later from the hospital...
you can fit any weapon imaginable including a chainsaw and rocket launcher in your pocket...
Tazz can train you to be cruiserweight champ in about a year...
if your going to lie to the punisher, dont stay in the same spot you talked to him earlier...he will find out you lied and come right back for you...
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Post by J Lee O'Brien on Jan 20, 2011 15:38:10 GMT -5
If the music suddenly picks up, bad things are approaching.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2011 15:38:38 GMT -5
It's ok to make puns of someone's last name.
See Half Life 2. Enough of the Freeman puns! They are so goddamned f***ing annoying!
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Jan 20, 2011 15:42:20 GMT -5
you can fit any weapon imaginable including a chainsaw and rocket launcher in your pocket... Well, at least this would partly explain how this same guy isn't capable of jumping.
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Jan 20, 2011 16:42:59 GMT -5
- It's always a good idea to pick up random foods off the ground and eat them.
- Whenever a big fat person is going to die, he or she will start to flash red. Then they will flicker and vanish away.
I have a t-shirt with all kinds of these sayings on it.
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Vampiro138
Hank Scorpio
the greatest vampire in the HISTORY of our sport
Posts: 5,760
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Post by Vampiro138 on Jan 20, 2011 16:46:39 GMT -5
if Mike Tyson is about to hit you he will flash pink for a second and also wink at you from whatever side hes about to hit you with...
also if your fighting Mike Tyson...wait a few seconds when he just stops....and starts blinking alot as if hes in a daze..you can knock him down that way.
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Jan 20, 2011 16:50:55 GMT -5
If Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 is to be believed, you can block bullets from a gun with your hands - no problem, but a large hammer swung at you will make you stumble a bit if you try to block that.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jan 20, 2011 17:36:48 GMT -5
The better your hair, the better your swordsmanship.
Walking canes can be turned into deadly pogo sticks.
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lucas_lee
Hank Scorpio
Heel turn is finished, now stripping away my personality
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Post by lucas_lee on Jan 20, 2011 17:38:54 GMT -5
Spamming Cable's gun attack in Marvel vs Capcom 2 while having your team mates be Doctor Doom and Mega Man can rack you 30 wins in a row
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CM Dazz
King Koopa
Chuck
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Post by CM Dazz on Jan 20, 2011 17:39:47 GMT -5
The Mafia owns everything.
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Jan 20, 2011 17:43:16 GMT -5
Escorting people is a bitch.
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FinalGwen
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Particularly fond of muffins.
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Post by FinalGwen on Jan 20, 2011 17:46:32 GMT -5
The journey may be long and hard, but stick at it. Once you've reached your destination, the feeling of satisfaction can't be beat. Plus, then you can just fast travel there instantly from wherever you go next.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2011 17:52:29 GMT -5
It's important to save up in the best times in order to prepare for the worst times.
Fighting the Warrior Spirit at the end of Pitfall: The Mayan Adventure really drove that lesson home to me.
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Post by Predator McBroski on Jan 20, 2011 17:54:53 GMT -5
Armor Piercing rounds do better than Hollow Point bullets when used on mutated Scorpions.
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
AGGRESSIVE Executive Janitor of the Third Floor Manager's Bathroom
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Post by The Ichi on Jan 20, 2011 17:55:45 GMT -5
It's always stars.
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Post by Zombie Mod on Jan 20, 2011 18:58:07 GMT -5
hordes of zombies walk slowly and let you put lego heads on them and then take photos.
also anything made out of lego is a million times funnier.
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Post by lemonyellowson on Jan 20, 2011 19:46:55 GMT -5
chasing princesses is a tiresome business
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Fundertaker
El Dandy
Hideo Kojima should direct every ending ever!
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Post by Fundertaker on Jan 20, 2011 19:56:28 GMT -5
chasing princesses is a tiresome business Also about princesses: - They are ALWAYS in the need of being rescued. If you charged 1$ for each time you need to save a princess, you'ld get rich fairly quick. Like a big deal - Mushroom-people do not count as princesses. They do however, take a some sort of a sick pleasure in telling you that there might be one "in another castle"
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 20, 2011 19:56:51 GMT -5
You'll be fine if you're shot dozens of times as long as you consume a health pill.
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DeathRay
Don Corleone
about to kick your head in... with a DON!!!
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Post by DeathRay on Jan 20, 2011 20:17:16 GMT -5
One day, our mitochondria will evolve to the point that it will take over our bodies and turn us into mutants with different abilities, depending on the environment we live in. Only 1 in a million people will be able to control those abilities, becoming a new race of superhumans... if they can survive.
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