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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Jan 20, 2011 20:32:24 GMT -5
If a zombie apocalypse breaks out find someone who's covered wars.
Beware of guys in trenchcoats and green masks.
Hanging up on people even when you're surrounded by zombies is rude.
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Post by Enrico Palazzo on Jan 20, 2011 21:14:56 GMT -5
All punishments for crimes can be avoided if you simply leave the area for a brief time.
Getting shot anywhere below the head isn't fatal, and shouldn't slow you down.
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I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
Join the Dark Order....
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jan 20, 2011 23:29:00 GMT -5
You'd think an evil genius would come up with an inescapable room full of death spikes WAY before he came up with a SPRING MAN.
But sadly, no.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2011 0:13:58 GMT -5
You'd think an evil genius would come up with an inescapable room full of death spikes WAY before he came up with a SPRING MAN. But sadly, no. Also, you'd think that given the level of the technology required for intelligent robots, a "Cut Man" would be equipped with molecular chainsaws and a high-density laser beam rather than glorified ninja stars and Kung-fu.
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Post by alabastergrim on Jan 21, 2011 0:57:54 GMT -5
The only important lesson I ever learned is that if I kill my enemies, I absorb their powers.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Jan 21, 2011 1:07:16 GMT -5
If you punch the heck out of enemies enough, they'll either turn into coins or power ups. (River City Ransom, various beat em 'ups...)
Stomping on mushroom beings, turtles, etc. are an acceptable way of defeating them.
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Jan 21, 2011 1:25:48 GMT -5
If you get beaten within an inch of your life, you are still able to fight back with full strength simply because you have a sliver of health left.
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Post by Rolent Tex on Jan 21, 2011 1:30:22 GMT -5
If life brings you a fight...the Taffy Whack is invincible.
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El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jan 21, 2011 1:36:56 GMT -5
- Don't Stand in the Fire
-If you Died, it's because the biggest toughest guy didn't piss somebody off enough
- Fire only hurts the enemies
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Post by Alucard on Jan 21, 2011 2:47:03 GMT -5
If there's one thing I've picked up from all the video games I've played in the 20+ years of my life, it's this: ALL PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANIES ARE EVIL. DO NOT TRUST THEM. THEY WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILIES WITH NO REGRET, AND WILL EVEN UNLEASH THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IF THERE'S MONEY TO BE MADE...because apparently there's a wide profit margin in zombie apocalypse....ses.....es. Apocalypsi? Point being, pharmaceutical companies are evil. And now, post more pieces of "important life information" you've learned from video games. Tanky Tank Tank... I hate to tell you, but most real life pharmaceutical companies really are evil too lotta big names have done a looot of bad things. Sleep well tonight <3 Anyway! Thanks to GTA Chinatown Wars, I know that drug dealers intricately trade different products among one another and there's even a drug stock exchange type info sheet published at the end of the week to let one know what prices are up and down when it comes to what illicit substance. And also that thanks to AmmuNation's new online service, I can order guns and ammo from my mobile device and have it delivered to my home in less than an hour! Thanks AmmuNation!
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jan 21, 2011 2:54:37 GMT -5
It's always better at the end if you choose the path of evil. Funner too
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Heel turn is finished, now stripping away my personality
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Post by lucas_lee on Jan 21, 2011 9:28:26 GMT -5
Playing a plastic guitar on expert and getting 100% is the pinacle of gaming achievement
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2011 12:35:35 GMT -5
"No matter how hard you try, you just can't shoot the damn dog laughing at you."
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jan 21, 2011 12:50:52 GMT -5
collecting all the gold in the world has no effect on the rate of exchange.
if you mess up and get killed, all you have to do is load a previous save.
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Post by The Ichi on Jan 21, 2011 12:59:41 GMT -5
No matter how much you've been mauled by wild beasts, just lay down for a little and all your wounds will disapear.
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"Undefeated in mortal combat."
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Post by coleminor on Jan 21, 2011 15:52:09 GMT -5
If I'm in posession of something which will make the overcoming some sort of problem much easier, it's worth saving it... because I may need it later.
The incantation of I.D.D.Q.D will protect you from all physical harm.
If you evade the Police for long enough they will eventually give up and leave you alone.
Peter Molyneux has a tendency to exaggerate.
Reading all manuals with even a tenuous link to the machine-related activity of which I am involved is essential for my health and safety.
If you need to use a certain object to make something work, trying it with everything you posess will probably resolve the problem.
Who cares if certain obstacles can be therotecially clambered over? Sometimes it's worth just taking the scenic route.
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0 Days since last "incident"james.anderson1989jamesandersonmusicJimBillAnderson
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Post by Thrillho on Jan 21, 2011 16:06:38 GMT -5
A flak jacket can help you take more bullets to the head, arms, and legs.
Whenever you are not safe inside a town or village, monsters will appear out of nowhere and fight you. But they'll always wait their turn to hit you
All matches could be won immediately with a "Patented Bobby Heenan Low Blow."
10 year olds have no concept of quality control. I mean look, I just made a WCW Backstage Assault reference.
Poison only affects your health while you're walking.
Everything is brown.
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Post by Lazy peon on Jan 21, 2011 18:49:43 GMT -5
It's always better at the end if you choose the path of evil. Funner too Everything you do is either good or evil, nothing in between. Unless you're a witcher.
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El Dandy
Totally flips out ALL the time.
Is looking forward to a Nation of Domination Kwannza Special.
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Jan 21, 2011 20:57:32 GMT -5
If one of your friends should die, you can use a Fenix Down or go to that church shaped building that's not really a church, but only prior to 1994.
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Jan 21, 2011 22:23:01 GMT -5
If you burn out the nets of a basketball hoop, or the glass of the backboard is shattered by you dunking, don't worry about stopping the game, just keep playing. The next time you come down the court to your rim, a fresh net will be in place, and a new backboard will be up automatically. This will help cut down on those pesky cleanup costs or maintenance fees. Also, if you happen to be beating the San Francisco 49ers, 157-13, and you continue to go for two point conversions, the 49ers fans will not boo that loudly, and they will not throw things at you as you celebrate in front of the stands. The only thing that will happen is that the commentators will say "I don't agree with this play call."
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