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Post by hypnoticgenes on Jan 21, 2011 23:38:59 GMT -5
It is perfectly ok to just walk into anybody's house and rummage through their belongings for items.
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Jan 22, 2011 6:00:08 GMT -5
Giggle Cream - it makes dessert funny.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Jan 22, 2011 7:29:22 GMT -5
If you get beaten within an inch of your life, you are still able to fight back with full strength simply because you have a sliver of health left. Or in some cases, enable you to hit with twice the power, or increase your critical hit rate by a large amount, despite the fact that you're almost dead.
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Jan 22, 2011 8:37:55 GMT -5
You can be the baddest mo-fo in the universe at killing, looting and whatever. BUT, you will drown in even an inch of water.
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Ratings
Dennis Stamp
Has a box of scraps
"YAY!"
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Post by Ratings on Jan 22, 2011 9:36:20 GMT -5
-Gabby Jay's favourite word appears to be "YAY!" (Should investigate further... but probably won't.)
-Be sure to pay attention when conversing with Fei Long... he does not repeat himself.
-Surprisingly, a fair amount of monsters carry money. Even more surprising is that you never see them inside any shops throughout your journey. This leads me to two possible explanations: They are excellent at financial savings.
-If you are a female subordinate to a male antagonist, you're either:
A.) Hopelessly in love & eternally devoted to him.
B.) Secretly planning to kill him because of trauma caused by him many years ago.
C.) Secretly planning to kill him because of trauma caused by him many years ago only to forgo those plans after falling hopelessly in love & pledging eternal devotion to him.
-When reporting on situations that have happened during the course of your journey, things are easily explained by having the screen fade to black for a few seconds before going back to scene where the report has been concluded.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2011 10:54:10 GMT -5
It's all fun and games until somebody hits the seagull with a hackey-sack. Then, it's 3000 extra points.
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Blindkarevik
Grimlock
Rock... Paper... Straight-edge!
I Like To <blank>
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Post by Blindkarevik on Jan 22, 2011 11:47:52 GMT -5
It is entirely possible to go from recruit to savior of the world in any war. All you need to enlist is the ability to walk forward, even if you have no idea how to look down a scope, shoot, switch weapons, or even jump. Rest assured, within the first 10 minutes, you'll not only get it all down pat, but instantly become the envy of every other soldier in the outfit.
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Fundertaker
El Dandy
Hideo Kojima should direct every ending ever!
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Post by Fundertaker on Jan 22, 2011 11:54:17 GMT -5
You don't even need to speak for people to know what message you want to say. Just have them speak to you and they'll somehow figure out EVERYTHING you wanted to say to them.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2011 11:58:51 GMT -5
When you go undercover in the OSS, don't accidentally draw your gun when asked to present your papers.
The Germans don't like that.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Jan 22, 2011 12:56:03 GMT -5
Hanging up on people even when you're surrounded by zombies is rude. And so is hanging up on your cousin while chased by mafia hitmen. - It's always a good idea to pick up random foods off the ground and eat them. - Whenever a big fat person is going to die, he or she will start to flash red. Then they will flicker and vanish away. I have a t-shirt with all kinds of these sayings on it. Especially if you found it by searching a dead zombie's pockets. In America,all it takes to get off scoff free after stealing a tank and then going on a murderous rampage across town, killing thousands of innocent people and causing millions in property damage is to give the cops a bribe of about 200 $. A defense attorney's job is not just to prove his client is innocent, but also to point out who the actual culprit is. Smoking kills. In approximately 3 minutes. Human beings have about 23 liters of blood in their body. The human brain has a strange malfunction that prevents peopl from noticing that the huge, bald, mean-looking security agent with a codebar tattoo on his neck never worked with them before and was a milkman two minutes earlier. All painkillers not only actually heal your wounds (as opposed to, you know, just make the pain more bearable) If a princess offers to marry you, thou must.
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Post by Macho Dude Handy Damage on Jan 22, 2011 13:34:24 GMT -5
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Post by Chronos on Jan 22, 2011 14:18:31 GMT -5
350 years after burning at Honnouji, Nobunaga returned as a demon king and terrorized New York City in 1928. And Mori Ranmaru came with him, as a bunny-jester-thing.
When being tortured, please try not to compliment your torturer's sexiness.
Also, don't chase Lu Bu. (You'll disrupt our formation.)
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Beast Army Ass
Hank Scorpio
What being a Philadelphia sports fan feels like.
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Post by Beast Army Ass on Jan 22, 2011 14:47:32 GMT -5
Kind of shocked no one mentioned this yet...
If you've been shot multiple times, simply stand still for a few seconds. You'll be back to tip top shape in no time!
Also, for some reason, getting shot anywhere has the unfortunate side effect of strawberry jam covering your eyes.
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zing
Don Corleone
Talk about him more!
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Post by zing on Jan 22, 2011 21:29:13 GMT -5
Every first aid kit contains all you need to immediately treat fatal bullet wounds.
The cake is a lie.
Information given by supposedly psychic teenage girls is a foolproof method of legal defence.
Winners don't use drugs, unless they are being chased by ghosts.
Blue shells are responsible for 73% of road accidents.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2011 10:25:03 GMT -5
You can run over the entire town of Springfield, but they will still want to bum a ride to "the nearest eating establishment". And they'll even pay you!
Such trust-worthy people, these Springfieldians.
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Post by Shameful_Lobsterhead on Jan 23, 2011 12:38:44 GMT -5
If you help out the cops; they will pay you for your efforts
If you drive a motor-bike full speed and crash into something, your body will fly and fall like a noodle.
If you walk around downtown Miami long enough, you will find random weapons mysteriously laying around like a machete, guns & even a hammer
No-one cares if you drive on the wrong side of the road; infact no-one will move out of the way.
When someone dies from a fatal gun shot wound, paramedics will show up, treat the clinically dead and bring them back to life within a matter of seconds. However, if the paramedics don't show in time; your body will dissapere and leave a chalk outline lmao
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 23, 2011 12:40:07 GMT -5
Bad guys are perfectly fine while you are shooting them.
It's only when they are dead that they show any signs of being shot.
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Post by ptp2011 on Jan 23, 2011 13:04:59 GMT -5
You can launch a nuclear bomb in the middle of the city and the buildings will remain intact.
If a forklift doesn't work, it's because it's American-made. Shoot a missile at that same forklift, and suddenly it works again.
A ceiling fan's blades are sharper than knives.
(All 3 of these are from the same game. Guess which one.)
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Dirty Hazy
Hank Scorpio
Pictured Above: The Future Mrs. Hazy
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Post by Dirty Hazy on Feb 3, 2011 3:49:58 GMT -5
Dunno if it has been said yet, but...
*The princess is almost always(approximately 87.5% of the time) in another castle!
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on Feb 3, 2011 6:11:01 GMT -5
I have a certain number of times I can be hit my something/someone before I die. It doesn't matter whether is hands, swords, guns or magic I will be able to survive as long as I don't reach my limit. Also, the number of times I can get hit goes up every time I go into battle.
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