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Post by Big DSR Energy on Nov 26, 2010 19:58:38 GMT -5
The shrapnel of Vince McMahon's comes flying all over the place. Lita ducks as the shrapnel attaches himself to Triple H. Triple H is morphing into Vince McMahon. Triple McMahon declares... "WHATAMANOOVER-uh!"
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Nov 26, 2010 21:09:10 GMT -5
lita grabs a large pair of pliers and tries unsuccessfully to remove the shrapnel. in her frustration, she tears the top off of the spanish announce table and Package Piledrives Preston Swogg through it for no real reason at all.
Since Triple H has turned into Mr. McMahon, his head explodes.
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Post by Raging_Demons on Nov 27, 2010 0:52:41 GMT -5
Shawn Michaels runs down the ring grabbing the headless corpse of Triple H. HBK screams "NO!" while sobbing.
Somehow Vince McMahon's head shrapnel becomes semi-sentient & like Face Huggers from the "Alien" movie series they launch towards Shawn Michaels.
The shrapnel lodges into HBK & he turns into HBK McMahon.
HBK McMahon proclaims...
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Post by OB91 on Nov 29, 2010 9:08:53 GMT -5
"I've finally eliminated DX. What do I do now?"
While contemplating, HBK McMahon's head implodes. Russo then immediately screams...
SWERVEE!!!
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Nov 29, 2010 14:24:26 GMT -5
"I've finally eliminated DX. What do I do now?" While contemplating, HBK McMahon's head implodes. Russo then immediately screams... SWERVEE!!!Just then, a mysterious masked man shows up on the Titantron, nodding and saying "YES! YES! YES!" in a menacing manner. That man will never be seen or mentioned again. Instead, we cut backstage, where...
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Nov 29, 2010 14:30:47 GMT -5
Santino and Koslov are caught in the act, by...
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Post by VengeanceGOD on Nov 29, 2010 14:51:05 GMT -5
Boris Alexiev, who kicks Santino's head in. He and Koslov become The Uber-Russians, and start coming out to the Libyan National Anthem while wearing the Peruvian flag.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Nov 29, 2010 14:55:02 GMT -5
Boris Alexiev, who kicks Santino's head in. He and Koslov become The Uber-Russians, and start coming out to the Libyan National Anthem while wearing the Peruvian flag. Only to lose their debut match (a 2-on-1 handicap match) to Primo Colon.
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Post by TheHeaney on Nov 29, 2010 16:46:37 GMT -5
After the match Primo attempts to celebrate, but out from the back comes...
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Post by Wii M Punk on Nov 29, 2010 16:48:50 GMT -5
After the match Primo attempts to celebrate, but out from the back comes... ....Oh my God, it's Mickey Rourke in his Randy "The Ram" Robinson get up...
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Nov 29, 2010 17:16:16 GMT -5
After the match Primo attempts to celebrate, but out from the back comes... ....Oh my God, it's Mickey Rourke in his Randy "The Ram" Robinson get up... He yells at Primo that his name is stupid. "What kind of name is colon, anyway? Can I wear you on a date to smell nice?" He then claps his hands on the entranceway with increasing enthusiasm. After 25 minutes of increasing enthusiasm, he claps so hard that his bones shatter into dust and he falls to the ground in a heap of chemically enhanced muscle. Primo sits and cries for 3 hours, and no one comes out. After the third hour, his dad comes out and...
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Post by Raging_Demons on Nov 29, 2010 18:29:09 GMT -5
tells Primo that Randy The Ram didn't die of pain killers. He died of this.
Primo's dad slaps Primo so hard that he appears on NXT the next day...literally.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Nov 29, 2010 19:27:03 GMT -5
This time he's appeared on NXT: Fabulous Edition. Unfortunately for him this week's challenge is a super orgy and he's arrived just in time to be the volunteer. The eight contestants, "World's Largest Love Machine" Viscera, Adrian Adonis, Johnny B Badd, Adrian Street, Lenny, Lodi, HG Razor Ramon, and Orlando Jordan all quickly proceed to bury poor Primo in a mountain of men as Michael Cole and Josh Matthews make snide remarks pointing out the lunacy of this idea. They are quickly silenced however when...
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Post by rogers67 on Nov 29, 2010 20:01:26 GMT -5
This time he's appeared on NXT: Fabulous Edition. Unfortunately for him this week's challenge is a super orgy and he's arrived just in time to be the volunteer. The eight contestants, "World's Largest Love Machine" Viscera, Adrian Adonis, Johnny B Badd, Adrian Street, Lenny, Lodi, HG Razor Ramon, and Orlando Jordan all quickly proceed to bury poor Primo in a mountain of men as Michael Cole and Josh Matthews make snide remarks pointing out the lunacy of this idea. They are quickly silenced however when... Akuma comes out and kills all the contestants and takes off his mask to reveal...
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Nov 30, 2010 1:54:13 GMT -5
Lita, as the remaining members of Divalution attack everyone else.
Wigglytuff then comes to the ring in a wheelchair pushed by a Pikachu, with the intent of declaring....
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Nov 30, 2010 1:56:47 GMT -5
that it doesn't make any sense for all these fictional characters to show up here in the WWE universe. He then declares that therefore there must be a tear somewhere in the fabric of reality causing this temporal anomoly; said anomoly can only be caused by one thing...
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Nov 30, 2010 1:59:58 GMT -5
before he can reveal it, Sheamus runs down the ramp, Brough Kicks both Pokemon, and starts playing the bongo drums for twelve minutes.
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Nov 30, 2010 9:21:38 GMT -5
before he can reveal it, Sheamus runs down the ramp, Brough Kicks both Pokemon, and starts playing the bongo drums for twelve minutes. The lights suddenly go out...for 6 hours....
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Nov 30, 2010 14:51:46 GMT -5
before he can reveal it, Sheamus runs down the ramp, Brough Kicks both Pokemon, and starts playing the bongo drums for twelve minutes. The lights suddenly go out...for 6 hours.... ...and when the lights come back on, Ferris Bueller shows up and asks why everyone is still there! He implores everyone to go home! NEXT WEEK's Raw opens with Percy Watson in the middle of the ring, ready to host his talk show. He announces that his first guest is...
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Post by Wii M Punk on Nov 30, 2010 15:21:07 GMT -5
NEXT WEEK's Raw opens with Percy Watson in the middle of the ring, ready to host his talk show. He announces that his first guest is... Ernest "The Cat" Miller, who comes out to the ring and busts some funky dance moves to a cheap, WWE produced James Brown style song. He then issues an open dance challenge to anyone in the back. Moments later the challenge is answered by........
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