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Post by yapappi4life on Dec 23, 2010 18:43:03 GMT -5
M. Night Schamayan- better known as the Mexican Vince Russo- and reveals that he has-in fact- been Rey Mysterio Jr. for all these five years.
At home, you see Vince Russo with a huge smile and say: "Hi, my name is Pablo Caliente and I approve of this gratuitous swerve!"
Meanwhile, Evan Bourne is doing a hunger strike gimmick and went so far in his method as to not eat anything for the past ten days. He starts to hallucinate that Sheamus is out there to steal his XBox 360 when suddenly, Evan Bourne snaps and hits the cake that he thought was Sheamus. He hammers it repeatedly until...
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 23, 2010 19:03:20 GMT -5
It begins to pour tasty red frosting.
In actuality it's poor Kaval who he thought was Sheamus who he though was a cake who has been slaughtered by this henious baked good related violence. Casually Evan Bourne carefully scoops up Kaval's body and dropkicks it into the pit of future endeavours.
However as he leaves the scene of his crime as he's doubled over in hunger pains, a witness catches everything. In fact, it's a witness he knows all too well...
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Post by yapappi4life on Dec 23, 2010 19:10:42 GMT -5
Paul london masquerading (or so he says) as a waiter. He then transforms into Linda McMahon who tells him that she has some needs that must be met, that she left Vince and is now a singles woman, and will provide pushes and wealth to the man whom she chooses. She's even down to have a five-way with Alicia Fox, Melina and G-Rilla. Evan Bourne then ponders whether he should put his pen in the head of his company's ink or if he should remain loyhal to his mid-card prospects.
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