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Post by yapappi4life on Dec 6, 2010 1:35:13 GMT -5
Matt Hardy then appars on the screen and then hits Lita with the Twist of Grape! He then proceed to eat the black Hummer when suddenly..
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 6, 2010 1:49:25 GMT -5
wade barrett kicks out a window and, along with trish stratus, jeff hardy, Shelly martinez, mick foley, james hetfield, lars ulrich, alice cooper, "weird al" yankovic, vanna white, pat sajak, alex trebek, will ferrell as alex trebek, zombie darrell hammond, and 295 slowpokes, crawls out of the hummer. matt has to wait to finish eating until everyone has safely exited.
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Post by yapappi4life on Dec 6, 2010 1:56:43 GMT -5
Matt Hardy promptly eats Zombie Funaki and Zombie Tyler Reks, absorbing their powers...jobbing powers. ..
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 6, 2010 2:02:31 GMT -5
and he promptly falls over, allowing david caruso to step out of the hummer, put on his sunglasses, and say....
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Post by yapappi4life on Dec 6, 2010 2:05:17 GMT -5
What grapes....of wrath!
Soon enough, Shia Leboeuf arrives and demands to be in the sequel of Back to the Future. This is the Buster Bros. severely mug him and eat him with a bloody pulp with a baseball bat, a squigee and a DVD of Transformers 2.
Meanwhile, Dave Otunga STILL masturbates explicitly, giving leery eyes to everyone when suddenly, he pops right in the face of...
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Post by yapappi4life on Dec 6, 2010 17:42:44 GMT -5
Jake Roberts, who promptly asks him for crack...
Meanwhile, underneath the earth, the Buster Bros. assemble where Trent Barretta tries to finish off the last level of CastleVania 3, Val Venis is writing a political blog, Curt Hawkins is watching the Gates of their secret base and JTG is beating up a stone warrior who tried to steal his Lady Gaga tickets, Cayden Croft is seen explicitly banging the hell out of Jazz, B.B. and Francine, graphically receiving head from Francine as B.B. shoves her breasts down Croft's mouth and Jazz tosses Croft's salad. He then leads into sexual intercourse with Francine and B.B. and surprise buttseck with Jazz before he erupts in a massive explosion and blasts Jazz and Fraince across the face with his man-juice and B.B. across her chest. the robot Johnny-Five recorded the whole thing and broadcasted it live on Raw uncensored.
As Shane Helms appears to be bludgeoned upside the head with a megaphone by Buff Bagwell, he notices that Brian Knobbs is riveted y the amazing cyber-sex session he is currently having. He is a Lvl. 61 Paladin....of NASTINESS, according to him. He then asks the famous "asl and pics?" to the other party, which promptly complies with his request. It is then revealed that the object of Knobb's desire is...
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 6, 2010 17:50:02 GMT -5
Jerry Saggs!
The two are instantly smitten with one another and it's not too long until Jimmy Hart announces the first ever Nasty Wedding to be held... right now!
Suddenly everyone has been transported to a chapel of some sort with the good Reverend D'von presiding. The entire WWE roster as well as a majority of WCW and TNA and even a handful of ROH gusy have all gathered to witness the union of these two, some out of curiosity, some out of support, but mostly out of perverse amusement.
Moose Knuckles is out first with a basket of dead flowers, tossing them hither and yon. She is followed closely behind by...
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Post by yapappi4life on Dec 6, 2010 18:04:02 GMT -5
Ian Rotten, who promises everyone that IWA is again open for business and run more smoothly and tightly thatn Missy Hyatt's vagina. Speaking of which, she is the bridemaid of Saggs and starts crying about the meaning of marriage. Meanwhile, Brian Knobbs' best man, Ken Shamrock, proceeds to belly-to-belly the catering table, proclaiming to be in the zone, forcing the father of the bride (Saggs) to tap out after the ankle lock. Suddenly, that fat gut seated on the front chair breaks the chair as he eats five hot dogs in one bite.that brings SCOTT STEINER out of nowhere in his bathrobe, taunting the future Mr. and Mrs. Nasty as Matt Hardy and Tommy Dreamer perform the first-ever catering war. With no more food left, Shane Helms complains some more abouty Shawn Michaels and...
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Post by VengeanceGOD on Dec 6, 2010 18:05:25 GMT -5
challenges him to an INFERNO MATCH! Where the entire ring will be ON FIRE!
"No, no," he says "We won't actually light the ring on fire. But we are going to smear the whole thing in Ben Gay!"
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Post by yapappi4life on Dec 6, 2010 18:09:42 GMT -5
Except Shanw Michaels is at home and it is revealed that he really is talking about his alter-ego the Sugar Break kid Shane Michelms. Greg Helms then wrestles with himself literally as the ceremony is about to start....in 45 minutes. Meanwhile, jeff Hardy shows up pale, drunk, wasted and smelling like Windex for some strange reason. Matt Hardy eats 17 double whoppers and rags on D-von for being fat. D-Von and Homicide proceed to beat the crap out of Hardy as Barry Horowitz and Duane Gill announces their plan for a match at WM 27.....
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 6, 2010 22:28:23 GMT -5
a TRIPLE DECKER PUNJABI PRISON MATCH OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
they are then quickly perdigreed by Triple H.
commercials.
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Post by Raging_Demons on Dec 7, 2010 21:11:59 GMT -5
We're back & WWE security is having problems on the stage. They're trying to hold Archamallowton back since it grew 20 times its own weight by absorbing crappy Laycool merchandise.
While in the ring Michael Cole decides to make people like him by showing his Internet Porn collection to the crowd.
Unfortunately Cole's showing them the actual "The Ring" VCR tape. Cole is running away when the girl from the tape pops out of the HD screens & starts too...
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Post by Raging_Demons on Dec 11, 2010 17:28:26 GMT -5
*Thread Break*
Michael Cole: Yo! Yo! Yo! This is DJ M Coley. I'm here to bring you some of my favorite music! Here's one of my FAVORITE Christmas Music.
Michael Cole: Now ain't that sick?!?
*End of Thread Break*
Ian Rotten, who promises everyone that IWA is again open for business and run more smoothly and tightly thatn Missy Hyatt's vagina. Speaking of which, she is the bridemaid of Saggs and starts crying about the meaning of marriage. Meanwhile, Brian Knobbs' best man, Ken Shamrock, proceeds to belly-to-belly the catering table, proclaiming to be in the zone, forcing the father of the bride (Saggs) to tap out after the ankle lock. Suddenly, that fat gut seated on the front chair breaks the chair as he eats five hot dogs in one bite.that brings SCOTT STEINER out of nowhere in his bathrobe, taunting the future Mr. and Mrs. Nasty as Matt Hardy and Tommy Dreamer perform the first-ever catering war. With no more food left, Shane Helms complains some more abouty Shawn Michaels and challenges him to an INFERNO MATCH! Where the entire ring will be ON FIRE!
"No, no," he says "We won't actually light the ring on fire. But we are going to smear the whole thing in Ben Gay!"
Except Shanw Michaels is at home and it is revealed that he really is talking about his alter-ego the Sugar Break kid Shane Michelms. Greg Helms then wrestles with himself literally as the ceremony is about to start....in 45 minutes. Meanwhile, jeff Hardy shows up pale, drunk, wasted and smelling like Windex for some strange reason. Matt Hardy eats 17 double whoppers and rags on D-von for being fat. D-Von and Homicide proceed to beat the crap out of Hardy as Barry Horowitz and Duane Gill announces their plan for a match at WM 27 a TRIPLE DECKER PUNJABI PRISON MATCH OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
they are then quickly perdigreed by Triple H.
commercials.
We're back & WWE security is having problems on the stage. They're trying to hold Archamallowton back since it grew 20 times its own weight by absorbing crappy Laycool merchandise.
While in the ring Michael Cole decides to make people like him by showing his Internet Porn collection to the crowd.
Unfortunately Cole's showing them the actual "The Ring" VCR tape. Cole is running away when the girl from the tape pops out of the HD screens & starts too...
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 11, 2010 18:33:47 GMT -5
Do the Macarena to the delight of the crowd. Suddenly Vince Russo zooms across the screen in a go cart with a "Swerve!" sign trailing behind him. Michael Cole quickly joins in along with Tony Schaivonie, Bobby Heenan, Jerry Lawler, Joey Styles, Josh Matthews, Todd Grisham, Rob Bartlett, Tazz, Matt Striker, Jim Ross, Oklahoma, and powder blue suit Vince McMahon, whose head of course explodes. His body however continues to dance without it.
However one person is not happy with this "Announcarena..."
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 11, 2010 23:02:01 GMT -5
jon lovitz, who promptly declares, "THIS STINKS!!!!"
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Post by Predator McBroski on Dec 11, 2010 23:09:50 GMT -5
Before exploding, of course.
Next we see the Jonas Brothers (Yes, they're still around) and Big Bossman..
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 11, 2010 23:18:34 GMT -5
Arguing. It seems the Jonas Bros' pets have disappeared mysteriously and you know what that means. Big Boss Man of course plays dumb as he offers to read them one of his wonderful poems to help calm them down. However it's to no avail as the Jonas Bros are having none of it.
Having no other alternative, the Boss Man...
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Post by Predator McBroski on Dec 12, 2010 0:19:08 GMT -5
Explodes, and takes out the Jonas Bros with him, before the REAL Big Bossman steps on screen talking about how he tricked them, and ate their pet when all of a sudden...
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Post by Raging_Demons on Dec 13, 2010 18:44:23 GMT -5
Miz appears & says to Bossman "Dude, seriously?!?"
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 16, 2010 0:08:40 GMT -5
bosman corrects him by saying, "i thought it was 'really?'?"
he is then ambushedby david arquette, who, by doing so, becomes....
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