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Post by yapappi4life on Dec 3, 2010 0:37:24 GMT -5
Up, up and at them before Natalya's eyelids flip open and back to her reality.
Except that it all happened like that and the tropical rain was simply a setting that had been implanted in Natalya's head. As a matter of fact, it was the Genius himself who had implanted this idea in their mind while her body was having the MASSIVE orgy of a lifetime.
The Buster Bros. then announce their intentions to become super-heroes within WWE, with Croft asserting that Krystal Marshall and Layla El are next on his love list.
Meanwhile, Zack Ryder and Snitsky plot up something so evil that they cannot even comprehend the little intricacies of their plan. Simply put, their plan involve Jazz and Nicole Bass, to construct an orgy of their own all to distract the public from their actual goal, which is to...
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Post by DSR on Dec 3, 2010 0:50:14 GMT -5
...bring in the band Orgy, and have them perform their hit cover of "Blue Monday"!
The band starts playing, but soon they are interrupted by the arrival of...CAPTAIN PLANET!
Captain Planet grabs a microphone, and says...
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 3, 2010 0:54:41 GMT -5
Swerve! He then rips off his mask to reveal that he is actually Captain Pollution! Pollution then declares that he is the latest new General Manager and alongside the new MYSTERY owner, who apparently bought the company out from under the table while everyone was busy being weird, they are going to rule the WWE with a rusty iron fist!
Pollution's first act is to...
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Post by yapappi4life on Dec 3, 2010 0:58:49 GMT -5
hand over the WWE title back to his rightful owner....Outback Jack! As Outback Jack walks onto the stage...
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Post by DSR on Dec 3, 2010 1:05:05 GMT -5
hand over the WWE title back to his rightful owner....Outback Jack! As Outback Jack walks onto the stage... He's attacked from behind by NAILZ! Apparently the WWE Title is actually on the line right now, as Nailz pins Outback Jack and claims the title for himself! Nailz grabs a microphone, and then...
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 3, 2010 1:24:16 GMT -5
Proceeds to eat it. As expected, he quickly explodes from the shock.
A janitor attempts to clean the mess only to be turned into dust by the evil Captain Pollution. This seems to offend...
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Post by DSR on Dec 3, 2010 5:17:34 GMT -5
Proceeds to eat it. As expected, he quickly explodes from the shock. A janitor attempts to clean the mess only to be turned into dust by the evil Captain Pollution. This seems to offend... Goldust, who doesn't like other dust-based gimmicks. He reveals he's a dustomancer, and then magically turns Captain Pollution into...
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Post by OB91 on Dec 3, 2010 19:42:19 GMT -5
Megatron, which you know was a bad idea. The arena is so stunned by this stupid transformation that you could hear Randy Orton shouting "stupid" over and over from the dressing room.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 3, 2010 21:40:09 GMT -5
also, Undertaker and Edge are reeanacting the Wile E. Coyote/Road Runner cartoons, with Taker letting out deep-pitched beeps as Edge repeatedly falls off a cliff.
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Post by Wii M Punk on Dec 4, 2010 5:16:39 GMT -5
also, Undertaker and Edge are reeanacting the Wile E. Coyote/Road Runner cartoons, with Taker letting out deep-pitched beeps as Edge repeatedly falls off a cliff. Edge has had enough of this, he's got a master plan. He waits at the back door of the arena as a FedEx delivery man hands him a big box with "ACME" written across it. Edge looks excited as he opens the box, this is his master plan to finally catch that pesky road runner Undertaker. However his excitement turns to disappointment as he opens the box and.................
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Post by DSR on Dec 4, 2010 7:41:05 GMT -5
also, Undertaker and Edge are reeanacting the Wile E. Coyote/Road Runner cartoons, with Taker letting out deep-pitched beeps as Edge repeatedly falls off a cliff. Edge has had enough of this, he's got a master plan. He waits at the back door of the arena as a FedEx delivery man hands him a big box with "ACME" written across it. Edge looks excited as he opens the box, this is his master plan to finally catch that pesky road runner Undertaker. However his excitement turns to disappointment as he opens the box and................. Chris Masters pops out of it, locking Edge into a Masterlock! No, not a full nelson, an actual gigantic Master-brand lock! Edge looks directly into the camera and holds up a sign that reads...
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 4, 2010 11:15:01 GMT -5
Congratulations on your pregnancy! Masters looks shocked as Edge has somehow found out his deep dark secret. How could he have known that he is secretly a woman disguised as a muscular man? And he's not just any woman either. He's actually...
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Post by deadstock on Dec 4, 2010 15:15:45 GMT -5
Two midgets in a body suit 1 male 1 female , he runs toward the back when suddenly he bumps into .........
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Post by Raging_Demons on Dec 5, 2010 3:02:32 GMT -5
A bebe gun that comes out of nowhere that shoots Chris Masters in the balls!
Vance Archer goes "YES!" & takes off.
Vance Archer looks around & sees a dark shadow appearing out of nowhere. Vance looks up & sees coming right at him...
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 5, 2010 11:43:39 GMT -5
A MAGNEMITE!!!
it just so happens to be attracted to archer's magentic personality and has thus been following him around the arena.
vince mcmahon's head explodes.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 5, 2010 19:59:53 GMT -5
Archer looks a bit annoyed as he walks around the area, trying to lose the pesky Pokemon. However it is to no avail as the creature follows him endlessly. Eventually Vance doesn't watch where's going and bumps right into Luke Gallows. This causes Archer, Gallows, and Magnemite to all fuse together, thus evolving into a horrible abomination of man and mon.
As Archamallowton tries to compose itself/himself, it is spotted by...
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Post by yapappi4life on Dec 5, 2010 20:26:03 GMT -5
...Michael Cole who promptly DIVORCES his wife and takes the kids and goes to live with The Miz and Alex Riley. He tells his kids that they would go to the school of the Miz, work as the Miz's cooks, and they would also clean the Miz's bathroom (the rest is Riley's job). Meanwhile, Cole's job is to commentate on every little thing Miz does and say how awesome it is. Like his bowel movement and its smell.
Meanwhile, the Buster Bros Army find Hornswaggle, put him in a trash can and throws him into an abyss.
Meanwhile, Tony Schiavone appears to take over for Raw in his Hawaian shirt, his beard and blonde hair as The Dynamic Dude Johnny Ace returns as a wrestler with his skateboard. As the whole crowd filled with 4-year olds and polite ladies flips him off, the whole Raw roster jumps him from behind and...
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 5, 2010 21:18:06 GMT -5
is immediately pedigreed by wigglytuff in one GIGANTICLY EPIC pedigree, triple h included among the victims.
lita, who is not a member of the raw roster, quickly attacks wiggly with a steel chair, but the attack ends when archamallowton absorbs the chair. lita has no choice but to make a run for the exits, where she runs into....
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Post by yapappi4life on Dec 6, 2010 1:27:17 GMT -5
..JOHNNY-5 THE ROBOT who promptly has sex with her in the first ever robot-human sex scene in Raw history! Again, it is done very graphically and explecit as he introdces his entension cord inside her vagina. JOHNNY-5 DOES GETS ALL THE WHORES AND SLUTS! The Buster Bros then sees thaat and all say "Awesome!" before singing in the background with Frank Stallone. Dave Otunga is seen masturbating explicitly and graphically, accidentally splurging his load unto an oncoming Justin Gabriel's hair, who just smiles and spread it through his hair.
Meanwhile, Wigglypuff was in disgust when it is run over by a Black Hummer!!. Thje black hummer's door opens and it is revealed to be a very drunk cokehead by the name of.....
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 6, 2010 1:30:52 GMT -5
wigglytuff.
somehow he ran over himself.
he then goes on and on about how he did it... for da brock, he did it... for da people, he did it... for-
and from somewhere, lita yells, "AW SHUT YOUR TRAP YA PINK RABBIT EARED LOONEY!!!"
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