MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 1, 2010 2:17:44 GMT -5
KENTA! KENTA begins yelling at Kenta in Japanese as Hunter watches on in utter confusion, wondering why these two are even here. Things get even more confusing when KENTA brings out Clarence Mason who proclaims that they are suing Kenta for the right to use the name Kenta, capital letters or otherwise.
Kenta is naturally confused by this. He quickly hurries off to find himself a lawyer of his own. Thankfully he manages to find a perfect representative...
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Post by DSR on Dec 1, 2010 2:22:44 GMT -5
KENTA! KENTA begins yelling at Kenta in Japanese as Hunter watches on in utter confusion, wondering why these two are even here. Things get even more confusing when KENTA brings out Clarence Mason who proclaims that they are suing Kenta for the right to use the name Kenta, capital letters or otherwise. Kenta is naturally confused by this. He quickly hurries off to find himself a lawyer of his own. Thankfully he manages to find a perfect representative... ...unfrozen caveman lawyer! Yes, Phil Hartman's bizarre character from Saturday Night Live, whose simple ways connect with juries all across the glove. After several days of litigation (all of which shown to the Raw audience) the jury finds in favor of...
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Post by Predator McBroski on Dec 1, 2010 7:08:16 GMT -5
that Kenta is not guilty.
Snitsky runs in and says, "IT WASN'T MY FAULT!" Before breaking a table in half.
Cole's head explodes.
Commercials...
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Post by Wii M Punk on Dec 1, 2010 9:01:41 GMT -5
Back from commercial break.
The camera's show a group of wrestlers, including Big Show, Chris Masters, Goldust, DH Smith and Yoshi Tatsu all gathered round a monitor, looking on in shock at what they are seeing.
The camera zooms in to get a closer look at what they're all watching.
On the screen is.........
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Post by yapappi4life on Dec 1, 2010 12:27:02 GMT -5
Cayden Croft making passionate love to April Hunter. He goes down on her explicitely before she gets to use her infamous strap-on for butt-seck. Then, she manages to use her piston arm to work the groin and Croft nearly managed to blow his load within seconds. She slows down the pace and out of nowhere....JACQUELINE MOORE shows up and delivers one hell of a blowjob.Then, the Poonbuster busts April's nether regions with his love gun as Jacqueline starts tossing his salad. Then, he busts her anal cherry as well before switching over to Jacqueline and doing the same thing. Then, he manages to let out a war cry and splurges out a fountain of goo all over Jacqueline's face and April's gigantic breasts. An intimidated Trent Barretta hurries into the room but Croft tells him to relax and Ivory comes on over and both of them get it on like horny bunnies.
Meanwhile, in the same room, DH smith appears with Snitsky- whose man enough to cross swords- and both of them savagely invade Natalya's bunghole while Tyson Kidd gets himself some head from Natalya.This massive orgy is now joined in progress by...
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OB91
Team Rocket
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Post by OB91 on Dec 1, 2010 12:55:44 GMT -5
Right to Censor...
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Raging_Demons
Don Corleone
I Can Ride My Bike With No Handlebars, No Handlebars, No Handlebars!
Posts: 1,620
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Post by Raging_Demons on Dec 1, 2010 18:46:22 GMT -5
RTC declares that this orgy is unhealthy to the TV audience so they break it up & instead have everybody in the room play a game of "Naked Twister"
While watching, Chris Masters, of all people realize the irony of all this and...
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Post by Wii M Punk on Dec 2, 2010 11:42:52 GMT -5
RTC declares that this orgy is unhealthy to the TV audience so they break it up & instead have everybody in the room play a game of "Naked Twister" While watching, Chris Masters, of all people realize the irony of all this and... He says "meh, well it's still less confusing than TNA". Masters then declares he's bored and is going to the ring to issue a Master Lock Challenge. He goes out to the ring and awaits someone to come answer the challenge. Out comes.........
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
Posts: 38,519
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 2, 2010 12:10:35 GMT -5
mickie james, who inexplicably breaks the hold in 0.000000000000000003 seconds.
she then begins reading from natalya's latest romance novel, which has characters based on lita, chyna, melina, wade barrett, drew mcintyre, reba mcintyre, carrie underwood, brad paisley, alan jackson, alan alda, steve martin, steve young, mae young, jay leno, david letterman, and conan o'brian.
midway through the readin, wigglytuff attempts to sing mickie to sleep to make her shut up, but mickie has Vital Spirit, which keeps her awake. wigglytuff eventually sings himself to sleep, causing mickie to....
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Post by Trent Valentine on Dec 2, 2010 12:17:58 GMT -5
Fall Asleep! Mickie is sleeping soundly...causing a few members of the crowd to carry her to the back. They call to the others. "Don't worry..we'll have her back in a week..." The ring is cleared for now...but it doesn't last when the Yet-aay comes down, he proceeds to...
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
Posts: 38,519
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 2, 2010 12:20:05 GMT -5
trip on his wrappings and fall down.
caylen croft, who was attempting to superglue a model airplane together, facepalms, but he has the glue bottle in his hand as he does so, so his hand is stuck to his head.
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Post by Trent Valentine on Dec 2, 2010 13:25:19 GMT -5
This is too much for Tyler Reks who freaks out at the airplane. He runs around screaming, until he's knocked senseless by..
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Post by Wii M Punk on Dec 2, 2010 13:48:41 GMT -5
This is too much for Tyler Reks who freaks out at the airplane. He runs around screaming, until he's knocked senseless by.. A paintcan that swings down from above the doorway. A McAuley Culkin style trap, you may think, but instead the culprit is revealed as.......
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Raging_Demons
Don Corleone
I Can Ride My Bike With No Handlebars, No Handlebars, No Handlebars!
Posts: 1,620
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Post by Raging_Demons on Dec 2, 2010 15:54:22 GMT -5
Vance Archer. Archer's taking vengeance for being "future endeavored" but all he has is what's in his ice cream truck.
Archer runs off to watch his latest trap, a butane torch about to go off when someone opens the door.
The door opens & it's...
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
Posts: 38,519
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 2, 2010 15:56:48 GMT -5
LEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNKINNNNNNNNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Raging_Demons
Don Corleone
I Can Ride My Bike With No Handlebars, No Handlebars, No Handlebars!
Posts: 1,620
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Post by Raging_Demons on Dec 2, 2010 16:45:54 GMT -5
The butane torch hits & Leroy Jenkins is running around screaming "FIRE!, FIRE!" Leroy slips on bottles of Smirnoff Ice all over the place.
While Vance Archer runs off to lay down even more booby traps. AJ Styles walks by Leroy Jenkins & says "Dude, you just got majorly ICED! Now Drink!"
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
Posts: 26,719
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 2, 2010 17:30:39 GMT -5
Reluctantly, Leroy has no choice but to consume the beverages. Soon after he does though his body transforms into the shape of a snowman! It turns out somebody spiked these Smirnoff ices with Nestea Iced Tea!
A familiar looking skeleton stealthily watches on from the shadows with a sinister smirk. However it seems he's not alone as nearby is also...
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Raging_Demons
Don Corleone
I Can Ride My Bike With No Handlebars, No Handlebars, No Handlebars!
Posts: 1,620
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Post by Raging_Demons on Dec 2, 2010 18:04:11 GMT -5
Michelle McCool & Mick Foley. Foley wants to do an actual "Nestea Plunge" on some poor sap. Foley does the "Nestea Plunge" on poor Leroy Jenkins shattering him to a 1000 pieces.
Michelle McCool grabs a large scythe & calls herself "Lady Death" (not that there's any copyright trademarks there.) & wants to slay Mick.
But Michelle McCool gets hit in the head by a flying...
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Post by yapappi4life on Dec 2, 2010 18:27:52 GMT -5
butt bump from Colt Cabana, who materialized from particle dust in the air before vanishing again.
Meanwhile, CM Punk is attacked by....Daffney, Allison Danger, Lita, Traci Brooks and Maria Kanellis, with umpteen kicks to the groin. they call themselves the anti-CM Punks the Knup MCs. The Knup MCs leave the room as Matt Hardy laughs over CM Punk while eating the fabric of a leather couch.
Meanwhile, the RTC are beating Cayden Croft when al of a sudden, Val Venis swerves the RTC and attacks them all. However, the numbers are still too much until...TRENT BARRETTA, CURT HAWKINS and JTG comes to Croft and Venis' rescue, dismanling the group. Cayden Croft- rateful for their help- labels them all Buster Brothers. Croft- the leader- is the PoonBuster, Barretta is still the DudeBuster, JTG is the Cryme Buster and CUrt Hawkins is the GateBuster. Oh and Val Venis quickly says "That's my boy!" revealing that Croft is Venis' long-estranged son from a one-night-stand. Both father and son share a beautiful hug Jacqueline, April Hunter and Ivory return, shed their clothes once more and have great HD graphic explicit sex with Barretta, Hawkins and JTG respectively. Meanwhile, as DH SMith, Kidd and SNitsky continue to gangbang Natalya and ravage both her bunghole and her other two holes all at once, Annie Social comes in the room like she wrestles-in the nude- and Venis and Croft enjoy a father-son double-teaming of their love guns on Annie Social's nether regions.
Just then, Just Joe is in the bathroom talking to his good old friend Hacksaw Jim Duggan, announcing to him that...
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
Posts: 38,519
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 2, 2010 21:53:25 GMT -5
all of a sudden, there is the sound effect of a needle getting hastily removed from a record, and natalya and lita simultaneously yell, "NO! NO! THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED AT ALL!!!!"
natalya then turns to lita and asks, "Should we tell them what really happened?"
"Sure," lita replies....
turns out somehow the arena got transfered, superstars, divas, staff, fans, and all, into a tropical rain forest. lita and natalya are now walking through the forest, trying to get back to the arena in order to figure out how to get back to the USA. both women are quite sweaty as it is very humid.
natalya soon turns to lita and says....
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