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Post by Predator McBroski on Nov 14, 2010 21:06:29 GMT -5
Sausage then pins Pikachu to become the new cruiserweight champion! Sausage's theme "Kielbasa" is playing when all of a sudden...
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clifford
King Koopa
Shingo Takagi stan
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Post by clifford on Nov 14, 2010 21:10:38 GMT -5
'GETTA BACKA HERE YOO, YOO STOOPID SALAMI' exclaims Santino and gives chase to the fleeing Frankenfurter.
'That's meeee' laughs Wiseau
..................................'You're my favourite customer' replies Tomko after a 5 minute awkward silence.
The camera suddenly cuts to Santino sprawled outside the arena. He has been jumped by none other than.....
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Post by DSR on Nov 15, 2010 0:18:44 GMT -5
'GETTA BACKA HERE YOO, YOO STOOPID SALAMI' exclaims Santino and gives chase to the fleeing Frankenfurter. 'That's meeee' laughs Wiseau ..................................'You're my favourite customer' replies Tomko after a 5 minute awkward silence. The camera suddenly cuts to Santino sprawled outside the arena. He has been jumped by none other than..... Andy Samberg from SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE! Then Samberg raps for 10 minutes about Thundercats. This infuriates Triple H, who yells out...
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Nov 15, 2010 1:11:33 GMT -5
Nothing......
He is knocked unconsious by Zombie Graham Chapman in his General Outfit who then proclaims that this Raw has become Far too Silly
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Nov 15, 2010 1:22:16 GMT -5
This is followed by a clown car pulling up beside him from which emerge "The World's Largest Love Machine" Viscera, Black Reign /w Misty the rat, The Gobbledy Gooker, AJ Styles in a turkey costume, another AJ Styles in a reindeer costume, The Johnsons, and Vince Russo. The group then beats poor Graham Chapman unconscious with...
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Post by VengeanceGOD on Nov 15, 2010 1:31:03 GMT -5
The AJ Styleses, who they can easily pick up and use as a foreign object.
This brings out Kurt Angle and Christian, who bicker over who gets to keep AJ. Then the second AJ Styles pulls off his head to reveal AJ Lee!
But the FIRST AJ Styles pulls off HIS head to reveal...
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Post by DSR on Nov 15, 2010 1:33:46 GMT -5
The AJ Styleses, who they can easily pick up and use as a foreign object. This brings out Kurt Angle and Christian, who bicker over who gets to keep AJ. Then the second AJ Styles pulls off his head to reveal AJ Lee! But the FIRST AJ Styles pulls off HIS head to reveal... two more heads!
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r.
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bye
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Post by r. on Nov 15, 2010 2:42:37 GMT -5
The AJ Styleses, who they can easily pick up and use as a foreign object. This brings out Kurt Angle and Christian, who bicker over who gets to keep AJ. Then the second AJ Styles pulls off his head to reveal AJ Lee! But the FIRST AJ Styles pulls off HIS head to reveal... two more heads! Two headed AJ then delivers a massive double headbutt to kurt angle in a massive swerve, after beating kurt senseless with a lex flexer he grabs the mic and proclaims that this is the begining the genesis of.....
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Post by DSR on Nov 15, 2010 3:46:08 GMT -5
Two headed AJ then delivers a massive double headbutt to kurt angle in a massive swerve, after beating kurt senseless with a lex flexer he grabs the mic and proclaims that this is the begining the genesis of..... ...Sega Genesis! Two-headed AJ challenges Batista to an hour-long Iron Man Match...on the WWF Raw video game from '94! Batista picks to play as Yokozuna, and Two-headed AJ says...
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Nov 15, 2010 3:49:30 GMT -5
What, me worry?
out comes Zach Ryder complete in "Stuart" get up from Mad TV fame, as well as Darren Young as the UPS guy.
They form a faction named...
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Post by DSR on Nov 15, 2010 3:58:04 GMT -5
What, me worry? out comes Zach Ryder complete in "Stuart" get up from Mad TV fame, as well as Darren Young as the UPS guy. They form a faction named... ..."How 'Bout Those Flappers!" They then spend the next 5 minutes doing the Charleston to some old ragtime music. Then, in a huge swerve, Ryder turns to Young and...
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Post by herodotus6 on Nov 15, 2010 4:55:13 GMT -5
...starts doing the hokey pokey. Two headed AJ Styles has seen enough and takes one of his heads off to reveal.....
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Post by DSR on Nov 15, 2010 5:15:27 GMT -5
...starts doing the hokey pokey. Two headed AJ Styles has seen enough and takes one of his heads off to reveal..... two more heads!
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Post by herodotus6 on Nov 15, 2010 10:18:10 GMT -5
...starts doing the hokey pokey. Two headed AJ Styles has seen enough and takes one of his heads off to reveal..... two more heads! The three headed AJ Styles goes on a rampage, taking out anything and everything in it's path. Finally he is taken down when two masked men sneak up from behind with a stun gun. They take off their masks and are revealed to be....
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Nov 15, 2010 10:35:06 GMT -5
OLD MAN HIGGINS and His BUTLER!!!
"Yeah.....We dressed in these masks to scare everyone away, ya see we were using this wrestling arena to funnel Diamonds out of our secret mine without the townsfolk getting wise and the I.R.S trying to get his cut.....and we would have gotten away with it, If it weren't for you meddling kids...and that Damn Leprechaun"
Suddenly, The Scooby Gang (With Hornswoggle in a poorly fitting Scrappy Doo Costume) appear and share a laugh.....
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Post by DSR on Nov 15, 2010 14:05:15 GMT -5
OLD MAN HIGGINS and His BUTLER!!! "Yeah.....We dressed in these masks to scare everyone away, ya see we were using this wrestling arena to funnel Diamonds out of our secret mine without the townsfolk getting wise and the I.R.S trying to get his cut.....and we would have gotten away with it, If it weren't for you meddling kids...and that Damn Leprechaun" Suddenly, The Scooby Gang (With Hornswoggle in a poorly fitting Scrappy Doo Costume) appear and share a laugh..... Only for Nexus to arrive and beat the ever-loving hell out of the Scooby Gang. Then, David Otunga gets the microphone and says...
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Post by Predator McBroski on Nov 15, 2010 18:24:56 GMT -5
"I LIEK CHOCATE MILK." Then promptly leaves.
Wade Barret comes out to announce...
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Don Corleone
I Can Ride My Bike With No Handlebars, No Handlebars, No Handlebars!
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Post by Raging_Demons on Nov 15, 2010 18:28:37 GMT -5
"Now THESE are Scooby Snacks!"
David Otunga takes out a bag filled with marijuana.
Nexus & the Scooby Gang are ripping a bong load. Scooby-Doo is humping Hornswoggle in his "Scrappy-Doo" costume.
Velma goes down on Skip Sheffield, Daffney goes in a 3-way (yes THAT type of 3-way) with Darren Young & Heath Slater.
Fred thinks Wade Barrett is...
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Nov 15, 2010 18:43:20 GMT -5
Vincent Price for whatever reason. He then starts question him about whatever happened to that Flim Flam punk as Barrett just stares on, jaw agape. Eventually he has had enough and sics Michael Tarver on the gang and Otunga as a bonus who proceeds to tear them into shreds in mere moments amongst the sound of loud screams and yelps as Barrett watches on with a satisfied smirk.
However it seems he forgot about one person...
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Post by DSR on Nov 15, 2010 23:30:48 GMT -5
Vincent Price for whatever reason. He then starts question him about whatever happened to that Flim Flam punk as Barrett just stares on, jaw agape. Eventually he has had enough and sics Michael Tarver on the gang and Otunga as a bonus who proceeds to tear them into shreds in mere moments amongst the sound of loud screams and yelps as Barrett watches on with a satisfied smirk. However it seems he forgot about one person... ...the actual Vincent Price! He's back from the dead, and he's ready to strike, with the help of his tag team partner...
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