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Post by DSR on Nov 17, 2010 23:24:21 GMT -5
"Divalution is still naked. Oh, and the Clefairies are back with a bus full of Slowpokes and sledgehammers." This causes Triple H to run to the ring and start breakdancing for no reason. And while Triple H breakdances, Zach Morris raps into a brick phone in the background!
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ashcampbell
Bubba Ho-Tep
Eagle Claw attacks again!!!
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Post by ashcampbell on Nov 18, 2010 0:47:08 GMT -5
When suddenly, out of nowhere....Flash Funk's music hits!
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Post by DSR on Nov 18, 2010 4:43:14 GMT -5
When suddenly, out of nowhere....Flash Funk's music hits! And continues to play for 10 minutes straight, with no sign of the man himself showing up. We cut to the production truck, where the guy in charge of music is lost in thought, his nose buried in a crossword puzzle. The door to the production truck is then forcefully shoved open, and in walks...
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Post by Pseudonym on Nov 18, 2010 5:26:03 GMT -5
The UNDERTAKER! Taker then grabs the guy in charge of the music and....
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Post by DSR on Nov 18, 2010 5:52:51 GMT -5
The UNDERTAKER! Taker then grabs the guy in charge of the music and.... ...buys him an Orange Julius! Taker asks the production guy out on a date, Michelle McCool gets jealous, and decides to make out with the next person she sees. She wanders around for awhile until she sees...
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ashcampbell
Bubba Ho-Tep
Eagle Claw attacks again!!!
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Post by ashcampbell on Nov 18, 2010 6:48:07 GMT -5
...Mark Henry and Mae Young's 'hand baby'...
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Post by Predator McBroski on Nov 18, 2010 6:59:54 GMT -5
Hand jumps up and pins Michelle to become new Hardcore Champion. Hand celebrates before..
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Post by DSR on Nov 18, 2010 17:49:13 GMT -5
Hand jumps up and pins Michelle to become new Hardcore Champion. Hand celebrates before.. Mark slathers Hand with ketchup and eats him (it?). McCool is shocked! "That's your son!...Kind of." Mark Henry replies...
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Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Nov 18, 2010 17:51:36 GMT -5
No... this is my son!
He then steps aside to reveal Percy Watson wearing baby bonnet and diaper, and holding a bottle full of red kool aid, or as his new gimmick dictates him, Pewcy Watson. Pewcy suddenly begins to cry in seriously over the top fashion as it turns out...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2010 17:56:39 GMT -5
No... this is my son! He then steps aside to reveal Percy Watson wearing baby bonnet and diaper, and holding a bottle full of red kool aid, or as his new gimmick dictates him, Pewcy Watson. Pewcy suddenly begins to cry in seriously over the top fashion as it turns out... Mark Henry is standing on his foot, when suddenly a ninja emerges from Percy's crib, they unmask and oh my god, it's.............
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Post by DSR on Nov 18, 2010 17:57:49 GMT -5
No... this is my son! He then steps aside to reveal Percy Watson wearing baby bonnet and diaper, and holding a bottle full of red kool aid, or as his new gimmick dictates him, Pewcy Watson. Pewcy suddenly begins to cry in seriously over the top fashion as it turns out... ...he hates this angle. In Russo-like fashion, he tears off the bonnet and diaper and begins shooting on the writers that came up with this. He stops in mid-sentence, though, as he realizes he is naked. Michelle McCool looks at him naked and says...
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Post by Lila on Nov 18, 2010 18:04:19 GMT -5
Oh yeah! Michelle then decides to make out with Percy in front of Taker. Taker gets so mad that he......
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Post by DSR on Nov 18, 2010 18:10:40 GMT -5
Oh yeah! Michelle then decides to make out with Percy in front of Taker. Taker gets so mad that he...... ...tears off his shirt and points at Percy with a big "YOU!" Hulk Hogan then comes out through the crowd shouting "That's my gimmick, brother!" He and Taker are locked in an intense stare-down, each man waiting for the other to make his move. Just then...
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Wade Wilson
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Nov 18, 2010 18:14:09 GMT -5
Gizod appears between them both in a pillar of light. He then books the two men in the first ever "Paddlin Match" to settle their differences. The rules of the match are simple. The first man to paddle their opponent with a cast iron boat paddle wins.
As a bell rings from... somewhere nearby, Taker and Hulk...
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Post by DSR on Nov 18, 2010 18:22:33 GMT -5
Gizod appears between them both in a pillar of light. He then books the two men in the first ever "Paddlin Match" to settle their differences. The rules of the match are simple. The first man to paddle their opponent with a cast iron boat paddle wins. As a bell rings from... somewhere nearby, Taker and Hulk... ...begin making out passionately! McCool and Watson are shocked and appalled at this turn of events. Mark Henry is still there, so he slathers Watson with Ketchup and eats him! McCool grabs a microphone and says...
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Raging_Demons
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Post by Raging_Demons on Nov 18, 2010 21:02:33 GMT -5
"Ugh. I'm supposed to be the one eating the meat around here!"
Michelle McCool doesn't care about what's going on in the ring & decides to make a power play by trying to sleep with Gizod for even more power & more of a push.
Gizod responds by...
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Post by DSR on Nov 18, 2010 21:46:17 GMT -5
"Ugh. I'm supposed to be the one eating the meat around here!" Michelle McCool doesn't care about what's going on in the ring & decides to make a power play by trying to sleep with Gizod for even more power & more of a push. Gizod responds by... ...exploding.
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Post by Raging_Demons on Nov 18, 2010 22:52:20 GMT -5
Offended Michelle McCool tries to hit on Jerry "The King" Lawler, Lawler explodes!
Feeling really insulted McCool even tries to hit on Michael Cole, Heidenreich tries to interfere to protect his "Pookie Bear" from getting hit on by McCool, but Michael Cole explodes! Heidenreich weeps. The commentary team is now the "Stroke-ridden" team of Jim Ross & Nate Dogg.
Meanwhile...
Backstage something walks out of "The Pit Of Future Endeavors". It's John Locke from "LOST". Locke proclaims himself the new GM since the Gizod exploded.
First thing Locke does is...
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Post by DSR on Nov 18, 2010 23:02:47 GMT -5
Offended Michelle McCool tries to hit on Jerry "The King" Lawler, Lawler explodes! Feeling really insulted McCool even tries to hit on Michael Cole, Heidenreich tries to interfere to protect his "Pookie Bear" from getting hit on by McCool, but Michael Cole explodes! Heidenreich weeps. The commentary team is now the "Stroke-ridden" team of Jim Ross & Nate Dogg. Meanwhile... Backstage something walks out of "The Pit Of Future Endeavors". It's John Locke from "LOST". Locke proclaims himself the new GM since the Gizod exploded. First thing Locke does is... ...explode! So he's replaced as GM by Buff Bagwell! Bagwell comes out to the ring, and declares that he's bringing back...
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Post by Raging_Demons on Nov 18, 2010 23:25:34 GMT -5
"War Games: The Match Beyond!"
The whole match is run by 1980's computers & Matthew Broderick accidentally hacked into the computers trying to get some free games.
The War Games cage decides to play some "Global Thermonuclear War" on the RAW roster.
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