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Post by Young Game on Apr 9, 2011 12:33:35 GMT -5
I once had a girlfriend leave me for a ginger. This wasn't just any ginger though. He made Rocky Dennis and Carrot Top look like George Clooney. That ugly, huh? If you're talking about Rocky Dennis (The character, not Eric Stoltz, who definitely is not an ugly guy) and Carrot Top looking like George Clooney in comparison, I would really hate to see this guy. The worst part? She had a baby with that guy. That poor kid. She's half-adorable, and half-not.
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Post by potpie on Apr 9, 2011 12:38:57 GMT -5
It'd have to be a choice between "My mom did a psychic reading and said we weren't good together" and "You got angry with me so I'm dumping you via Facebook because I'm afraid of you" (said by a nearly 7 foot tall man to a 5'8' tall woman)
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Apr 9, 2011 12:41:19 GMT -5
My ex-fiancee kicked me out of our apartment. Her reason? "I don't know. I just fell out of love with you."
This was without warning, regular sex up until the night before, and no desire to even talk about anything. Completely out of the blue...
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Post by The Line on Apr 9, 2011 12:44:42 GMT -5
technically I dumped her, but kinda left with no choice after she broked into my house(after I told her I wanted to be alone that night), tried to have sex with me, and then masturbated to another guy in my bed. Then like an hour later, she comes down off her PCP high and realizes she's at my place(the whole time she thought she was at that other dude's place). So yeah, Breaking and Entering, attempted rape, and infidelity aren't turn-ons for me. Same with just the general neediness.
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Post by Hit Girl on Apr 9, 2011 12:47:33 GMT -5
If a girl ever said "you deserve better" I'd say "I know, but I'll settle for you, now let's have sex, you mediocre disappointment"
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Post by TheDieselTrain on Apr 9, 2011 12:54:47 GMT -5
Let's not ruin the friendship. I've only gotten that line once to which I said well it just give us the chance to be even better friends. She was like no I tried it before and it didnt work out. So instantly just like that i'm like every other friend she's tried to be with. We dont really talk much anymore so i'm still failing to see why I couldnt have been given the chance. But i'm way over it.
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Post by Monty Dawson on Apr 9, 2011 13:05:48 GMT -5
Let's not ruin the friendship. I've only gotten that line once to which I said well it just give us the chance to be even better friends. She was like no I tried it before and it didnt work out. So instantly just like that i'm like every other friend she's tried to be with. We dont really talk much anymore so i'm still failing to see why I couldnt have been given the chance. But i'm way over it. Any response to "Let's just be friends" just makes it more pathetic for everyone involved. I'm not trying to pick on you, cause I've been there too. I even tried to argue my way out of "I just can't picture myself having sex with you"
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Post by bob on Apr 9, 2011 13:11:33 GMT -5
Let's not ruin the friendship. I've had that one a ton however, the worst one for me was when my soon to be fiancé (I had gone ring looking at with some female friends who could keep a secret), decided to transfer schools without telling me. She transferred from a place that was 20 minutes away to somewhere that was 3 hours away. She told me about this after she did it. She also expected me to drive up there daily in my gas guzzler of a car knowing that I had no job at the time to pay for gas.
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Post by againareku on Apr 9, 2011 13:15:41 GMT -5
I don't even know what to say. This is the Internet..everything is public and I don't want any of the people involved to find me.
I've suffered one break up and it was the worst experience of my life, to this day still haunts me, and even after 10 months with my current girlfriend, I still can't shake it.
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Post by Slingshot Suplay on Apr 9, 2011 13:18:06 GMT -5
"I didn't mean to mislead you."
Really? So I knew you for almost year and you never said 1 word to me. Then out of the blue, you not only talk to me, but give me your home phone number, work number, cell number and e-mail address? You call my cell and want to talk, but when we were together you have nothing to say to me, despite the fact that you call me every day?
But I guess I misunderstood....after all, you didn't mean to mislead me.
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Post by Widow's Peak on Apr 9, 2011 13:33:07 GMT -5
"You're too nice" is usually code for "You're just not sexually appealing to me in the slightest, but I'd feel really awful if I hurt your feelings."
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2011 13:55:27 GMT -5
I think I am in a select group of few that have been broken up via e-mail, only for them to say it was a joke, for the simple reason that she can now say it in person.
I've also gotten the "friend zone" as well. Nothing sucks more.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2011 14:04:54 GMT -5
I got broke up with on facebook from a woman I was supposed to get married to. I was pissed.
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Post by jobber2thestars on Apr 9, 2011 18:36:04 GMT -5
I've got you all beat. The girls I ask will normally accept, but it then turns out they have no intention on ever actually going out with me, but say yes only to be nice. I usually only figure this out when they don't respond to my messages or anythings else. If anything, I'd rather a no. But, still, I continue to ask girls out. One will eventually say yes, and actually want to get together. The most important thing to take out of rejection is this: just move on the the next one, and don't beat yourself up.
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Post by Alex Shelley on Apr 9, 2011 18:43:55 GMT -5
The worst that happened to me was my boyfriend of three years dumping me because he had a crush on a girl he'd known for two weeks and wanted to date her.
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Post by Madagascar Fred on Apr 9, 2011 18:50:09 GMT -5
"you're a wrestling fan! dude grow up!!" you didn't wanna read this one right?
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Apr 9, 2011 18:53:30 GMT -5
"Your penis is too small." Never happened to me, but I've known someone it happened to. I know it seems shallow, but ouch!
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Post by Young Game on Apr 9, 2011 18:55:27 GMT -5
"Your penis is too small." Never happened to me, but I've known someone it happened to. I know it seems shallow, but ouch! "Your vagina's too big!"
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Post by jrcz on Apr 9, 2011 18:57:50 GMT -5
"you are not a real gorila?"
srsly one stoped talking to for a month and than acted like nothing happened.
the other said "i dont want to lose you as friend " "we can stll be friends, even if we break up " "does not compute"
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Post by Madagascar Fred on Apr 9, 2011 18:58:49 GMT -5
"Your penis is too small." Never happened to me, but I've known someone it happened to. I know it seems shallow, but ouch! "Your vagina's too big!" WHUT U SAY?
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