Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Apr 10, 2011 1:03:10 GMT -5
Damn, KStrick! That story is so harsh it makes me not want to be with any woman ever again, at least for a moment.
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Post by Alex Shelley on Apr 10, 2011 1:05:18 GMT -5
It actually wasn't me (if it was me I'd still say it, even though it's pretty embarrassing), it was one of my closest friends Freshman year in HS. He made out with her one day, the next day she turned lesbian, no joke. She didn't TURN lesbian. She was probably trying to convince herself she was straight so she tried kissing a guy, and then realized it wasn't her thing. Sorry, but as sucky as it is for the guy... Struggling to come out of the closet is a lot shittier than being rejected.
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SEAN CARLESS
Hank Scorpio
More of a B+ player, actually
I'm Necessary Evil.
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Post by SEAN CARLESS on Apr 10, 2011 2:21:25 GMT -5
It actually wasn't me (if it was me I'd still say it, even though it's pretty embarrassing), it was one of my closest friends Freshman year in HS. He made out with her one day, the next day she turned lesbian, no joke. She didn't TURN lesbian. She was probably trying to convince herself she was straight so she tried kissing a guy, and then realized it wasn't her thing. See, if it was me, I'd insist that it was the opposite. I’d insist that my ultra-sexy manliness simply pulled her from the brink of realized and content lesbianism, and into the realm of sudden heterosexuality, confusing her soul, and then causing a myriad of doubts within her that would require counseling, religion, and perhaps even an Exorcism to sort. Then, after realizing that the lure of me is too strong, and after the consultation of a series of professionals and ancient philosophers, she'd return to her previous lesbianism, never looking back, because like an alcoholic, it’s better to separate yourself from the temptation then it is to succumb to its charms. In closing, I am the great white light of perplexed gayness; an all-illuminating presence calling Lesbians forward and into my embrace. And like Carol-Anne in Poltergeist, some may not be ready to cross over yet. Some may even run altogether. I guess what I am *really* saying is throw out your television. Because I’ll get you through the closet you just came out of. But hey, that's me. And I'm kinda awesome.
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CJ
Dennis Stamp
C.J. for Friendly wrestling discussion!
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Post by CJ on Apr 10, 2011 4:23:12 GMT -5
I remember getting rejected because I waited too long to ask her out, when I was told to wait a while before asking her out
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theryno665
Grimlock
wants a title underneath the stars
Kinda Homeless
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Post by theryno665 on Apr 10, 2011 9:06:21 GMT -5
She didn't TURN lesbian. She was probably trying to convince herself she was straight so she tried kissing a guy, and then realized it wasn't her thing. See, if it was me, I'd insist that it was the opposite. I’d insist that my ultra-sexy manliness simply pulled her from the brink of realized and content lesbianism, and into the realm of sudden heterosexuality, confusing her soul, and then causing a myriad of doubts within her that would require counseling, religion, and perhaps even an Exorcism to sort. Then, after realizing that the lure of me is too strong, and after the consultation of a series of professionals and ancient philosophers, she'd return to her previous lesbianism, never looking back, because like an alcoholic, it’s better to separate yourself from the temptation then it is to succumb to its charms. In closing, I am the great white light of perplexed gayness; an all-illuminating presence calling Lesbians forward and into my embrace. And like Carol-Anne in Poltergeist, some may not be ready to cross over yet. Some may even run altogether. I guess what I am *really* saying is throw out your television. Because I’ll get you through the closet you just came out of. But hey, that's me. And I'm kinda awesome. So, you're Sexy Randal The Pharaoh Wizard?
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Post by KStrick on Apr 10, 2011 19:35:25 GMT -5
Damn, KStrick! That story is so harsh it makes me not want to be with any woman ever again, at least for a moment. Kinda surprised someone actually acknowledged a post of mine. I've been here since 2005, and this is the first time anyone has even mentioned me... Anyway, yeah, I hadn't had a whole lot of serious relationships. To this day I'm still shy around women. I think that's why I tried so hard with her, and why I was so willing to go against everything I had believed to keep our failing relationship working.
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Post by Julia Thorn Aradi on Apr 10, 2011 19:43:58 GMT -5
My ex boyfriend & I split up because he hated the attention that I was getting from other guys and also he didn't like me wearing any leather at all.
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Post by loverman247 on Apr 10, 2011 21:00:30 GMT -5
Worst excuse was "We were moving too fast" via a MySpace message. Had been dating this girl for 6 months. Did everything for her. Spoiled her for Xmas and Valentine's Day. We were pretty hot and heavy but didn't rush into anything at all, yet, out of the blue she's all like "I'm not ready for a relationship blah blah blah."
That's the dumbest I've personally ever heard.
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agent817
Fry's dog Seymour
Doesn't Know Whose Ring It Is
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Post by agent817 on Apr 16, 2011 11:27:59 GMT -5
I recently thought of this. Being dumped for either being a virgin or dumped because one wasn't getting any out of the other. Like it's that important to be experienced or having sex is the most important part of a relationship.
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Post by Throwback on Apr 16, 2011 12:38:34 GMT -5
don't know the worst reason. But here's the worst reaction
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Apr 16, 2011 17:39:07 GMT -5
didn't happen to me personally, but a friend of mine was dumped because he told his girlfriend he'd been molested as a kid and she was afraid he'd do something to her kids.
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Apr 16, 2011 17:57:50 GMT -5
When I was younger I also got the whole your too nice excuse.
Usually I would of just taken it on chin but I was puzzled at why she would want to go back to her previous ex, who had not only cheated on her with both her best friend and younger sister but also broke her arm.
Oddly enough two weeks ago she begged me to come back.
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thegigolo
ALF
Leaving the women of the world satisfied one night at a time.
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Post by thegigolo on Apr 16, 2011 18:04:45 GMT -5
When I was younger I also got the whole your too nice excuse. Usually I would of just taken it on chin but I was puzzled at why she would want to go back to her previous ex, who had not only cheated on her with both her best friend and younger sister but also broke her arm. Oddly enough two weeks ago she begged me to come back. My reply: "I can't possibly do that, I'm way too nice."
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Post by Bake Or Die on Apr 16, 2011 18:10:53 GMT -5
I got rejected because I was white....from a white girl.
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thegigolo
ALF
Leaving the women of the world satisfied one night at a time.
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Post by thegigolo on Apr 16, 2011 18:11:54 GMT -5
I got rejected because I was white....from a white girl. That's pretty similar to what happened to me.
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Captain2
Don Corleone
Big Daddy Cool
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Post by Captain2 on Apr 16, 2011 22:16:26 GMT -5
"Your penis is too small." Never happened to me, but I've known someone it happened to. I know it seems shallow, but ouch! "Your vagina's too big!" "You see Steph, even a 747 looks small when your flying it in to the Grand Canyon" -Triple H
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Post by willywonka666 on Apr 17, 2011 10:34:48 GMT -5
"I just want to be friends"
"Ok, lend me 50 bucks, friend"
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