Cranjis McBasketball
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on May 8, 2011 14:01:05 GMT -5
Look all I know is we get on. We get on in person, are personalitys gel and we understand eachother. I doubt I will be charged with anything. I wasn't to know she was sleeping but I meant to say to her she probably would be tired. Seemed like she really got annoyed with that one. I get along with plenty of girls. This doesn't mean they want me and I doggedly pursue some fanatical relationship with them.
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2011 14:05:20 GMT -5
You know this is quickly becoming my favourite weekly soap. I can't wait for next weeks installment! Will the gay acting asian become frustrated at our heros awesome suave! Will his lady love finally realise he is the true love of his life, or hook up with her evil ex once more? Will our hero work out what words mean! Tune in next week on...
REAL TALK!
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Post by Kash Flagg on May 8, 2011 14:12:39 GMT -5
When you're on the news for for killing them and making exnongirlfriend and gaybe asian dolls, this forum will erase you quicker than a WWE dvd with Benoit on it.
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Post by Efren on May 8, 2011 14:14:16 GMT -5
Mate, im assuming you are not just trolling so im gonna give you a great advice, from everything you say shes obviously a tease, she clearly doesnt and probably never wanted to be your gf, however from the dirty talking sexting thing still going on she enjoys giving you blue balls.
There are countless reasons for f***ed up women to act this way and about half of them dont involve she fancying you at all, the other one is she migth actually fancy you enuff to just make out or have sex with her just doesnt want you as a bf.
The solution for either, stop f***ing puppy dogin her, realize shes never gonna be your gf, never ever gonna happen, so stop stalking her, let her go with seemingly gay yet cock blocking asian guy on the train by herself, stop calling her when she might be asleep, wanting to be in her presence at work the most posible.
If shes just being a tease to you because she wants to feel the power like so many f***ed up women do then you are better off removing yourself from that a bit, if she actually might fancy you a bit then she will want it and act on it more if she doesnt feel threatened by you being so desperate of going beyond something physical to being a clingy bf she clearly doesnt want, you might actually get some some from her which honestly seems to really be what you want of her anyway.
Last tread I felt sorry for the girl but if shes still sexting you and telling you she would ride you on the bathroom at the same time she acts like shes tru with you you both sound about the same level of f***ed up so good luck there buddy.
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Post by Kash Flagg on May 8, 2011 14:22:23 GMT -5
I just feel sorry for the asian guy.
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Post by Alex Shelley on May 8, 2011 14:22:31 GMT -5
I'm still not convinced this guy isn't just a troll. Same. Especially the "laughing is better than saying sorry" line.
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Post by Kash Flagg on May 8, 2011 14:27:03 GMT -5
Well sorry always seems to be the hardest word.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on May 8, 2011 14:29:39 GMT -5
Assuming this isn't just extreme commitment to a bit over a course of weeks-
Dude, you're 27.
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Post by Mozenrath on May 8, 2011 14:30:24 GMT -5
Well sorry always seems to be the hardest word. I have a little more trouble with pneumothorax.
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Post by emoney3265 on May 8, 2011 14:30:31 GMT -5
Well sorry always seems to be the hardest word. That's not what your mother said Trebek. Sir Elton did. And look at him. He dirtied up a guy and he's the happiest he's ever been plus he's filthy rich. Granted not all of those things happened because of said guy but I still say it's worth a shot.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on May 8, 2011 14:32:07 GMT -5
Well sorry always seems to be the hardest word. I have a little more trouble with pneumothorax. Onomatopoeia is harder to spell.
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Post by Mozenrath on May 8, 2011 16:37:36 GMT -5
I have a little more trouble with pneumothorax. Onomatopoeia is harder to spell. It is, but can it help you put the "punk" back into punctured lung?
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Post by James McCloud IS John Godot on May 8, 2011 16:42:23 GMT -5
I don't believe realtalk is capable of murder. It seems to me he'll just storm up and down pass them a few times while this girl tries desperately to palm him off to some unfortunate woman. I mean, the level of interest she has in him would not be any lower if she just told him to go stand in the corner.
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Post by theryno665 on May 8, 2011 16:48:35 GMT -5
Problem is she is the pathetic one, I was just holding out hope because of her goods points, because they are really good. I see now what you guys are saying, but it still doesn't answer how do I deal with her now at work. Today really took the biscuit. I phoned her today at lunch time and she was half asleep. I said "you sound happy" she was like "I was sleeping MATE..." I said "I didn't know,I thought u might of been" and she goes angrily "well then you could think to youself that before calling" I laughed(better than saying sorry) because I was surprised she was so rude. She told me how she was gonna call me in a few days to find out some s*** about a course she was doing. Moaned how she worked all week but it was 3 days lol. Then she goes, "at work me and my friend hooked u up with some girl haha" I said "why would u...u wouldn't do that. You know there is an attraction" then she says "haha your gonna have some girl coming up too you" She started being disinterested, telling me she would talk to me in a few days(like she didn't want to) I asked her if she got my saucy txt, she was like "yeeeeeea i did" Then I said cya babe and she goes "take care"
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Post by Young Game on May 8, 2011 16:53:22 GMT -5
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
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Post by noleafclover1980 on May 8, 2011 16:56:33 GMT -5
I've lost track of how many times you've mentioned that she seems disinterested. You seriously have no social graces, and the fact she even made out with you is a miracle in itself. She's not into you, maybe she was briefly until you screwed up and acted like a possessive, obsessed little wuss. I'm gonna lay it out like this: She already has one pussy, she doesn't need two.
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Post by BlahBlah on May 8, 2011 17:11:30 GMT -5
Assuming this isn't just extreme commitment to a bit over a course of weeks- Dude, you're 27. Wait. He's 27?!? Seriously. I've been reading through this thread and laughing my balls off thinking he was 16-21 max. He's 27!?!? This is officially the greatest thread in the history of our sport.
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Post by noleafclover1980 on May 8, 2011 17:33:01 GMT -5
Assuming this isn't just extreme commitment to a bit over a course of weeks- Dude, you're 27. Wait. He's 27?!? Seriously. I've been reading through this thread and laughing my balls off thinking he was 16-21 max. He's 27!?!? This is officially the greatest thread in the history of our sport. You haven't read "spyed on my girl" then
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Post by thirteen3 on May 8, 2011 17:41:21 GMT -5
27?!
HOLY BALLS IT'S CHRIS-CHAN!
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Post by Mozenrath on May 8, 2011 17:53:59 GMT -5
27?! HOLY BALLS IT'S CHRIS-CHAN! Whoa. That is harsh. And no, don't google that or post links about it, guys.
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