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Post by theryno665 on May 8, 2011 17:58:27 GMT -5
27?! HOLY BALLS IT'S CHRIS-CHAN! Whoa. That is harsh. And no, don't google that or post links about it, guys. I agree. I wasted a whole night reading about him and I simultaneously felt better about myself and felt like shit for wasting a night of my life like that. But yeah, I'm 27 and haven't had much luck with the ladies either, but I know when I'm being teased or not wanted.
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Post by BlahBlah on May 8, 2011 18:13:05 GMT -5
Wait. He's 27?!? Seriously. I've been reading through this thread and laughing my balls off thinking he was 16-21 max. He's 27!?!? This is officially the greatest thread in the history of our sport. You haven't read "spyed on my girl" then Is that the prequel to this? Link please. I searched for it and couldn't find it.
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Post by noleafclover1980 on May 8, 2011 18:20:14 GMT -5
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Post by Squirrel Master on May 8, 2011 18:44:05 GMT -5
I'm That Type of Guy Artist: L.L. Cool J Album: Walking With A Panther
You're the type of guy that can't control your girl You try to buy her love with diamonds and pearls I'm the type of guy that shows up on the scene And gets the seven digits, you know the routine You're the type of guy that tells her, "Stay inside" While you're steady frontin in your homeboy's ride I'm the type of guy that comes when you leave I'm doin your girlfriend, that's somethin you can't believe Cause I'm that type of guy
You're the type of guy that gets suspicious I'm the type of guy that says, "The puddin is delicious" You're the type of guy that has no idea That a sneaky, freaky brother's sneakin in from the rear I'm the type of guy to eat it, when he won't And look in the places that your boyfriend don't You're the type of guy to try to call me a punk Now knowin that your main girl's bitin my chunk I'm the type of guy that loves a dedicated lady Their boyfriends are borin, and I can drive em crazy You're the type of guy to give her money to shop She gave me a sweater _kiss_ thank you, sweetheart I'm that type of guy
I'm the type of guy that picks her up from work early Takes her to breakfast, lunch, dinner, and breakfast You're the type of guy eatin a tv dinner Talkin about... "Goddamn it, I'ma kill her" I'm the type of guy to make her say, "Why you're illin, Bee?" ...You're the type of guy to say, "My lower back is killin me" ...Catch my drift? You're the type of guy that likes to drink Olde English I'm the type of guy to cold put on a pamper You're the type of guy to say, "What you talkin bout?" I'm the type of guy to leave my drawers in your hamper I'm that type of guy
I'm that type of guy You know what I mean? Check it out...
T-y-p-e g-u-y I'm that type of guy to give you a pound and wink my eye Like a bandit, caught me redhanded, took her for granted But when I screwed her, you couldn't understand it Cause you're the type of guy that don't know the time Swearin up and down, "That girl's all mine" I'm the type of guy to let you keep believin it Go 'head to work, while I defrost it, and season it I'm that type of guy
I'm that type of guy
Know what I mean
I'm that type of guy
"So ridiculous"
So funny I don't know Come on down Yeah Like real cool, you know what I mean? I like just going to your frontdoor ringin bells And just like, ha, leave...
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Post by Mozenrath on May 8, 2011 18:45:24 GMT -5
Whoa. That is harsh. And no, don't google that or post links about it, guys. I agree. I wasted a whole night reading about him and I simultaneously felt better about myself and felt like s*** for wasting a night of my life like that. But yeah, I'm 27 and haven't had much luck with the ladies either, but I know when I'm being teased or not wanted. On one hand, I never want to think of Chris-Chan again. On the other, Patton Oswalt as him for a bio-pic would be amazing.
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Post by theryno665 on May 8, 2011 18:48:50 GMT -5
I agree. I wasted a whole night reading about him and I simultaneously felt better about myself and felt like s*** for wasting a night of my life like that. But yeah, I'm 27 and haven't had much luck with the ladies either, but I know when I'm being teased or not wanted. On one hand, I never want to think of Chris-Chan again. On the other, Patton Oswalt as him for a bio-pic would be amazing. I just imagined an Oscar-winning movie in my head. Thanks!
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Post by Grendel on May 8, 2011 19:40:54 GMT -5
I just read all of that after reading this thread, and in the words of Jonathan Quayle Higgins, "Oh my dear God!"
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Post by Realtalk on May 8, 2011 21:15:34 GMT -5
I went on Facebook and for the first time she appeared on the chat, usually she is online but hidden.
She messaged me first and that and I asked her what time she got up etc and she said late. I told her sorry that I woke her up and I thought she would be up early like always.
I still think the reason she has acting so funny with me was to do with something that Asian Shemale might of said. I also don't get why she said she hooked me up, unless she was just after an argument.
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Post by "I'm Batman..." on May 8, 2011 21:17:39 GMT -5
this can not be for real.....?!?!?!
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Post by Realtalk on May 8, 2011 21:21:17 GMT -5
Well.......that's what happened.
What's the big freakin deal.
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Post by Kash Flagg on May 8, 2011 21:24:01 GMT -5
Enjoy your stay in deludedville. Try the mojitos.
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Post by LCR, Formerly Blue Nova on May 8, 2011 21:44:55 GMT -5
I am just now reading this thread and getting dirty looks from the people at the laundromat as I sit here and laugh my ass off.
I thought it couldn't get funnier than "spyed on my girl". Boy, was I wrong. This is hilarious.
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Post by theryno665 on May 8, 2011 22:00:37 GMT -5
Honestly, I can't even attempt to read your posts anymore. It confuses me more than the average TNA Impact taping report.
With that said, I'd honestly love to see you recap your entire life, day-by-day, in this style:
"I woke up and wanted to eat some breakfast. So I was all like 'I want some Lucky Charms' but the box of Frosted Flakes was rubbing all up next to it so I was all like 'Tony The Tiger, stop appearing gay'. I didn't eat breakfast that day. So the next day, I wanted some Lucky Charms again. But this time, I saw her next to a box of Frosted Mini-Wheats. I didn't trust it so I spyed on the box of Lucky Charms all day. Then the next day, I still wanted some Lucky Charms..."
And so on and so forth.
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Post by Realtalk on May 8, 2011 22:08:15 GMT -5
That was.....just weak.
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Post by noleafclover1980 on May 8, 2011 23:05:52 GMT -5
Honestly, I can't even attempt to read your posts anymore. It confuses me more than the average TNA Impact taping report. With that said, I'd honestly love to see you recap your entire life, day-by-day, in this style: "I woke up and wanted to eat some breakfast. So I was all like 'I want some Lucky Charms' but the box of Frosted Flakes was rubbing all up next to it so I was all like 'Tony The Tiger, stop appearing gay'. I didn't eat breakfast that day. So the next day, I wanted some Lucky Charms again. But this time, I saw her next to a box of Frosted Mini-Wheats. I didn't trust it so I spyed on the box of Lucky Charms all day. Then the next day, I still wanted some Lucky Charms..." And so on and so forth. Good think I set my drink down before reading "Tony the Tiger, stop appearing gay" because I legit cracked the hell up reading that.
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Post by The Cole Mine on May 8, 2011 23:10:28 GMT -5
You know what you should do?
Snatch her ass in a bear trap! Leave that f***er swinging from a tree so high, nobody finds her for days! Glack, glack, you know what I'm sayin'?
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Post by Alex Shelley on May 8, 2011 23:13:29 GMT -5
Shemale? Seriously? :/
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Post by James McCloud IS John Godot on May 8, 2011 23:18:11 GMT -5
what a hell iz that..realtalk f*** them one by one..give them no mercy..u have to become a part of asian gaybe
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Post by MCMGM on May 8, 2011 23:20:40 GMT -5
She told you to your face that she is SINGLE and can't be bothered with a relationship.
Ever think that she's not your girlfriend?
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Post by The Cole Mine on May 8, 2011 23:25:10 GMT -5
She told you to your face that she is SINGLE and can't be bothered with a relationship. Ever think that she's not your girlfriend? Somebody needs a visit from...
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