kidglov3s
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wants her Shot
Who is Tiger Maskooo?
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Post by kidglov3s on May 8, 2011 23:36:31 GMT -5
I still think the reason she has acting so funny with me was to do with something that Asian Shemale might of said. Ah transphobic slurs. I'd awfully appreciate it if you didn't employ them.
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Post by BlahBlah on May 8, 2011 23:43:06 GMT -5
what a hell iz that..realtalk f*** them one by one..give them no mercy..u have to become a part of asian gaybe YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just read through the entire I spyed on my girlfriend thread and finished up this one and holy balls have I been laughing hard. Part of me thinks he's just messing with us though. First of all, he's 27, SERIOUSLY?!? I wasn't this crazy with a girl when I was 17. The thing that puts me over though is that he spelled spied as spyed. Am I giving him too much credit? I think so! I hope this thread never ends.
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Post by emoney3265 on May 8, 2011 23:57:12 GMT -5
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Post by joeskvorecky on May 9, 2011 0:04:54 GMT -5
You know what you should do? Snatch her ass in a bear trap! Leave that f***er swinging from a tree so high, nobody finds her for days! Glack, glack, you know what I'm sayin'? this made me LOL hadn't thought of that segment in years but remember loving it very much
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on May 9, 2011 0:06:30 GMT -5
I still think the reason she has acting so funny with me was to do with something that Asian Shemale might of said. Ah transphobic slurs. I'd awfully appreciate it if you didn't employ them. Wouldn't we all. Now if that were the only problem here....
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by The Ichi on May 9, 2011 0:10:15 GMT -5
I wanna make my first article about this thread.
(jk, but it would be great)
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Post by noleafclover1980 on May 9, 2011 2:31:57 GMT -5
I don't know what the point of this anymore is. You have never listened to a single bit of advice, and seemingly want people to just tell you that your behavior is ok. It's not, and it's creepy. It has hit the stage now where as far as I can tell no one on this site really wants to hear more of your BS, because you tell absurd stories, then get angry and snippy when people call you out on the fact that in every situation you've described, you are clearly in the wrong.
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on May 9, 2011 2:39:04 GMT -5
I'm gonna chime in again, because apparently you're not the only glutton for punishment around here.
If "your" girl was my sister, or my friend, I'd have taken you aside for *ahem* a little talk a long time ago.
Now, to be blunt: grow the f*** up, little boy. You're supposedly 27 years old and you're acting like a little crybaby bitch. Was she your first kiss or something? Is her vagina made of precious metals? What in the great goddamn hell could be so special about this girl that you're still - after all the STOP signs - obsessing over her? (and, truth be told, it is obsession, and obsession is creepy as hell.)
Women like men who can commit, not men who need to be committed. Please, for the love of all you hold dear, get psychiatric help!
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on May 9, 2011 2:45:14 GMT -5
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Post by noleafclover1980 on May 9, 2011 3:50:00 GMT -5
I'm gonna chime in again, because apparently you're not the only glutton for punishment around here. If "your" girl was my sister, or my friend, I'd have taken you aside for *ahem* a little talk a long time ago. Now, to be blunt: grow the f*** up, little boy. You're supposedly 27 years old and you're acting like a little crybaby bitch. Was she your first kiss or something? Is her vagina made of precious metals? What in the great goddamn hell could be so special about this girl that you're still - after all the STOP signs - obsessing over her? (and, truth be told, it is obsession, and obsession is creepy as hell.) Women like men who can commit, not men who need to be committed. Please, for the love of all you hold dear, get psychiatric help! I totally read that part like a Rock promo and started laughing my ass off based solely on that.
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Post by Princess Kendall on May 9, 2011 7:39:50 GMT -5
Exact reaction right now.
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Post by Hypnotix on May 9, 2011 8:57:08 GMT -5
See Real Talk in concert!
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Tiger Maskooo
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Post by Tiger Maskooo on May 9, 2011 10:06:48 GMT -5
Playa..playa...playa...playa?...playa! Dont listen to these people balla. These people be drinkin the hateorade! See I once had a predictament of my own. Her name was kristal..SHE GAVE ME MIXED SIGNALS! you know how the girlies are man you show up outside uninvited knock on their door and kiss them and youre the bad guy! She ran away when I asked her to marry me but some persistance payed off and playa I can help you with that. Though I will add that I,had a heart attack at our wedding and she seemed to kinda disapear after that but enough..enough....ENOUGH! See as acting general manager of smackdown all these glorious years I had the chance to meet a fellow you know named Kurt Angle and playa he taught me huganomics and with that I bring you T.Longs love tips. 1 .Call her every minute youre awake-Listen life is alot like smackdown. You want a shot at being champion at dat ass? Then you better be persistant. Some might call you a stalker but theyre just hattas. We both know you're ballin son! If she tells you to stop calling her either follow number 4 in this post or just tell her that youre the peoples choice! see you're what the fans want playa. If she disconnects her phone show up at her door step. You gotta be persistant. Leave messages telling her how much you love her. Tell her youre meant to be together and that she just doesnt know it. 2. Blame your social awkwardness on Chavo Guerrero-That shifty eyed mexican is the pure embodiment of evil. You can connect most of lifes tragedies to chavo through the aids epidemic to the holocaust. He's a get out of jail free card homeboy 3. Do a heel turn-Sometimes chicks love bad boys. Look at miz and how much tang he gets now look at christian. See a difference? One wrestles randy orton and wins,the other loses. This is the way dating works. It is divded by people who lose to randy orton and beat him. It's a little thing I call randynomics and if you wanna make the girlies randy you gotta man up son! Hit them with a steel chair,choke them with a tie,or tell them"you were supposed to be my friend"and demolish them after they reject your advances. Use randynomics and you'll be putting on five star matches with dat ass and pooping in gym bags before you know it. 4. If all else fails,tell them they're going one on one with the undertaker-Now if you got just an undead zombie badass friend that'll do too but let me tell you something..a match with the phenom will set any woman straight on you. She doesnt want to date you? Put that ungrateful hater into a hell in a cell with undertaker! See it rhymes because its like poetry son! It'll never fail. He'll choke slam her into your heart. Thats all but just keep your head up son! Now I gotta give the fans what they want randy orton vs john cena for the world heavyweight championship while christian fights hornswoggle. Later Playa
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The QC Loser
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Post by The QC Loser on May 9, 2011 10:28:46 GMT -5
OOO Asian shemale! This thread is now pertinent to my interests!
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Captain2
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Post by Captain2 on May 9, 2011 10:39:53 GMT -5
You know if you think he's gay then he's your best friend in this situation, he's a male that you can get close to your girl without fear of her being stolen, you just need to capitalize.
Just let him hang out with her and the chastity will eventually bore her, just be sure to ignore any strange noises you hear during this observation period, he's clearly gay after all so it can't be what it sounds like.
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Urethra Franklin
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Post by Urethra Franklin on May 9, 2011 10:41:45 GMT -5
When you say that this guy is going to join you "on the train", you mean this train, right?
If you didn't mean that train, I think you should get on that train. That's a sure way to win her over.
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Ace Baretta
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Post by Ace Baretta on May 9, 2011 11:05:29 GMT -5
I can't wait to see this is actually an epic trolling...
At least I hope it is.
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Post by The Booty Disciple on May 9, 2011 11:31:56 GMT -5
Agreed. I've met some people with poor understanding of basic human interaction in my days, but this is beyond bizarre, even for the internet.
I really hope this person isn't nearly as screwed up and intolerant as it appears, because wowsers...probably not long for a big stay around here.
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Post by Realtalk on May 9, 2011 12:02:19 GMT -5
She just txt me "ring me when you can babe x"
Oh and I know, that doesn't mean she wants to f*** my brains out, but maybe you can realise she doesn't see me as a stalker and why I keep on.
I was looking for some decent opinions but I got a bunch of flame bait.
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Post by The Booty Disciple on May 9, 2011 12:10:27 GMT -5
We've given you honest opinions, just not ones you want to hear. That sounds like a personal problem to me, not one with us. The flame bait came after you did the electronic equivalent of "Yeah, but, but, but, but, but' and then put your fingers in your ears and went "LALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!!!11!!1ELEVENTYshift"
At this point, though, I think you're just making things up and posting them to keep getting the attention on the board. We've given our opinions, and you've summarily ignored them and rationalized them away to your seeming desire to play the victim here. Why you continue to post these "updates" is beyond me, as I doubt our summary opinion of your situation, lack of social skills, disparaging remarks about people who you dislike, is likely to change.
So, I'm not sure why you keep at it in spite of demonstrable evidence that maybe this isn't the place for your pity party. Continuing to do the same thing and expecting different results is often classified as insanity. Quit being a goofus.
That being said, I've got all three of your threads bookmarked for further hilarity.
-Signed, One of the Supposed Men of (Formerly) the Wrestlecrap Forums
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