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Post by Topher is Human on May 20, 2011 6:04:59 GMT -5
If we hit the bulls-eye, their house of cards will fall like a stack of dominoes... Check mate.
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on May 20, 2011 6:21:07 GMT -5
Linda - I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool. Morbo - WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!! GOODNIGHT!!!
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Scooterdust
ALF
I'm in the center of the epicenter of the pandemic!
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Post by Scooterdust on May 20, 2011 9:00:00 GMT -5
Plus I got this box stuck on me fat head.
What are you hacking off? Is it my torso? It is my torso. My precious torso.
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H-Virus
Hank Scorpio
A Real Contagious Experience
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Post by H-Virus on May 20, 2011 9:20:20 GMT -5
Zoidberg: Oh look, the hypochondriac is bad. So what's wrong this time? Fry: Well, my lead pipe hurts a little. Zoidberg: That's normal. Next patient.
"You people aren't Santa! You're not even robots! 91. How dare you lie in front of Jesus!"
Brannigan: Stop exploding, you cowards!
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on May 20, 2011 9:22:30 GMT -5
Ha ha ha! They jumped right out of their pants!
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Post by Citizen Grimm on May 20, 2011 12:16:25 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2011 12:22:42 GMT -5
"My only regret is that I have...Boneitis."
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H-Virus
Hank Scorpio
A Real Contagious Experience
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Post by H-Virus on May 20, 2011 22:46:42 GMT -5
"With my last breath, I curse ZOIDBERG!"
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on May 20, 2011 23:28:02 GMT -5
Orphan: Daddy Bender, we're hungry. Bender: What's with you kids? Every other day it's food, food, food. [pause] Alright, I'll get you some stupid food. Orphan: Can we have Bender Burgers again? Bender: No! The cat shelter's on to me.
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agent817
Fry's dog Seymour
Doesn't Know Whose Ring It Is
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Post by agent817 on May 21, 2011 0:29:20 GMT -5
It's dolomite, baby!
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Post by Yamashita Enforcement Division on May 21, 2011 0:39:25 GMT -5
As the candy hearts poured into the fiery quasar, a wondrous thing happened. They vaporized into a mystical love radiation that spread across the universe, destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world.
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Post by The Tank on May 21, 2011 0:43:12 GMT -5
As the candy hearts poured into the fiery quasar, a wondrous thing happened. They vaporized into a mystical love radiation that spread across the universe, destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world. But one planet was at exactly the right distance to see the romantic rays, but not be destroyed by them: Earth. So all over the world, couples stood together in joy. And me, Zoidberg! And no one could have been happier unless it would have also been Valentine's Day. .........What? It was? Hooray!!!
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on May 21, 2011 1:43:44 GMT -5
Hooray! People are paying attention to me!
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Post by laughytaffy on May 21, 2011 3:58:42 GMT -5
I'm going to go buy a piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it!
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Post by Loser troll. Please ban me on May 21, 2011 4:07:00 GMT -5
Good news everyone!........
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agent817
Fry's dog Seymour
Doesn't Know Whose Ring It Is
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Post by agent817 on May 21, 2011 8:22:27 GMT -5
Fry: AAAH! It's impossible! I mean, if she's my grandmother, then who's my grandfather? Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Isn't is obvious? Fry: *shakes head* Professor Hubert Farnsworth: YOU ARE! Fry: Aaaah! Aaaaaah! AAAAAAAAAAH!
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on May 21, 2011 8:28:41 GMT -5
Greeting Card: Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! Bender: Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets? Greeting Card: No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires! Bender: Yes! In your face, Gandhi!
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2011 8:37:51 GMT -5
“Fry, stay here. Revolutionize outside the box, shift some paradigms.”
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on May 21, 2011 8:40:37 GMT -5
Kif: Sir, remember your course correction? Zapp: No. Kif: Well it's proving somewhat more suicidal than we'd initially hoped.
Zapp: What the hell is that thing? Kif: It appears to be the mother ship. Zapp: Then what did we just blow up? Kif: The Hubble telescope.
Zapp: One day a man has everything and the next day he blows up a 4 hundred billion dollar space station and the next day he has nothing. It makes you think. Kif: No it doesn't.
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on May 21, 2011 8:41:54 GMT -5
INTERESTING STUFF!
YOU WATCHED IT! YOU CAN'T UNWATCH IT! TALES! OF! INTEREST!
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