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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2011 9:35:47 GMT -5
"Bite my shiny-metal ass!"
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on May 21, 2011 9:53:59 GMT -5
Fry: AAAH! It's impossible! I mean, if she's my grandmother, then who's my grandfather? Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Isn't is obvious? Fry: *shakes head* Professor Hubert Farnsworth: YOU ARE! Fry: Aaaah! Aaaaaah! AAAAAAAAAAH! "Did you say something deary? I'm a little hard of hearing." "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on May 21, 2011 10:28:05 GMT -5
Ah-hahahaha, oh wait, you're being serious. Let me laugh harder. AH-HAHAHAHAHA!
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on May 21, 2011 11:46:34 GMT -5
A man boxing a kangaroo? A most curious spectacle indeed. But a kangaroo boxing a robot? Now you've lost me....AAAAAAAH! CITIZEN SNIPS!!!
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on May 21, 2011 11:59:14 GMT -5
"See you in Girl Hell. I'll be in Boy Hell. Much nicer."
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Post by Chainsaw on May 21, 2011 12:55:43 GMT -5
"Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm My Own Grandpa." Screw History!
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Post by Chainsaw on May 21, 2011 12:58:40 GMT -5
"Quick, check the cap! Sometimes there's a little caked to the top!" "Nope. El zilcho!" "Hmmm, El Zilcho...hey, is it too late to change my name?"
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on May 21, 2011 15:08:32 GMT -5
Please stop sinning while I'm singing!
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on May 21, 2011 20:17:02 GMT -5
"In the event of an emergency, my ass can be used as a floatation device."
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2011 22:44:46 GMT -5
"You mean we can never catch up with him? Not even if we rub the engine with cheetah blood?!"
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Post by Chainsaw on May 22, 2011 7:46:06 GMT -5
"You mean we can never catch up with him? Not even if we rub the engine with cheetah blood?!" "That wasn't Torpedo number 3! That wasn't Torpedo number 3 at all!"
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2011 14:19:16 GMT -5
"If only he had joined a mainstream religion like Oprahism or Voodoo."
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on May 23, 2011 14:35:45 GMT -5
"Oh, its times like this when I realize that my children are my real treasures."
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on May 23, 2011 14:49:43 GMT -5
Professor Farnsworth: And remember, don't do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don't not do it!
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2011 14:53:06 GMT -5
CURSE YOU MERCIFUL POSEIDON!
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on May 23, 2011 14:54:30 GMT -5
"Now if you excuse me, there's some ravioli that only has two shoe prints on it."
*Bender steps on ravioli as he exits*
"Three."
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on May 23, 2011 14:57:38 GMT -5
Leela: Well, settle in. Without a microwave, we're stuck in this time period. Professor Farnsworth: Oh, Lord! We'll have to endure the horrible music of the Big Bopper, and then the terrible tragedy of his death.
President Truman: [Roswell, circa 1947] If you come in peace, surrender or be destroyed. If you're here to make war, we surrender. Dr. Zoidberg: Both good. The important thing is, I'm meeting new people. President Truman: Bushwah! Now what's your mission? Are you planning on making some kind of alien-human hybrid? Dr. Zoidberg: Are you coming on to me? President Truman: Hot crackers! I take exception to that. Dr. Zoidberg: [coyly] I'm not hearing a no...
President Truman: Whistlin' Dixie! I want this sent to Area 51 for study! General: But Sir, that's where we are building the fake moon landing site! President Truman: Then we'll have to really land on the moon! Invent NASA and tell them to get off their fannies!
Enos: You ever get the feeling that you only like girls because you're suppose to? Fry: *shocked gasp* DON'T YOU EVER THINK THAT! EVER!!!!
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Post by Cam on May 23, 2011 16:23:14 GMT -5
(under water) Zoidberg: "No! My house burnt down, how did this happen?" Hermes: "That's a very good question!" Bender: "Ah, that's where I left my cigar!" *smokes* Hermes: "That just raises further questions!"
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on May 23, 2011 16:49:28 GMT -5
INTERESTING STUFF!
YOU WATCHED IT! YOU CAN'T UNWATCH IT!TALES! OF! INTEREST! "They won't know, but YOU will! LUCKY YOU!!!!" "You ever thought about turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?" "Oh, everyone says 'save Hitler's brain' but when you suggest that you put Hitler's brain into a great white shark......"
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2011 17:54:11 GMT -5
Bender: Oh, but you can. But you may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by "devil", I mean Robot Devil. And by "metaphorically", I mean get your coat.
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