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Post by The Tank on May 12, 2011 15:39:45 GMT -5
Laugh derisively at him!
....what? The Simpsons Quotes thread has gone five threads. We can surely run a Futurama Quotes thread.
EDIT: Changed the title to make it easier to recognize.
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Post by forgottensinpwf on May 12, 2011 15:41:08 GMT -5
My Manwich!
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2011 15:45:35 GMT -5
Well, I did do the nasty in the pasty.
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Post by W?Y on May 12, 2011 15:56:52 GMT -5
Bodies are for hookers and fat people!
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on May 12, 2011 16:00:40 GMT -5
Well, I did do the nasty in the pasty. Verily! And that past-nastification is what shields you from the brains! |
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on May 12, 2011 16:08:51 GMT -5
I'm going to make my own theme park! With Hookers! and Blackjack! In fact forget the Blackjack. And the Themepark!
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on May 12, 2011 16:22:26 GMT -5
Bender: Isn't it true that you have been paid for your testimony?
Pramala: Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy.
Bender: And yet you haven't said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you?
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Post by Citizen Zero on May 12, 2011 16:23:20 GMT -5
This is coming out of your pay!
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Post by forgottensinpwf on May 12, 2011 17:26:25 GMT -5
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on May 12, 2011 17:31:58 GMT -5
Morbo: Morbo will now introduce tonight's candidates... PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo's good friend, Richard Nixon.
Richard Nixon's Head: Hello Morbo, how's the family?
Morbo: Belligerent and numerous.
Richard Nixon's Head: Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family.
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Post by The QC Loser on May 12, 2011 17:33:53 GMT -5
Wernstrom!
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Post by forgottensinpwf on May 12, 2011 19:07:24 GMT -5
I was having whiskey with Boesky and cookies with Milken.
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Post by Dave the Dave on May 12, 2011 19:14:50 GMT -5
Bender need brain for smart making.
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Post by Lupin the Third on May 12, 2011 19:25:33 GMT -5
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Post by James McCloud IS John Godot on May 12, 2011 19:28:34 GMT -5
Bender: What about that time I gave blood?
Fry: Whose blood?
Bender: Some guy's.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on May 12, 2011 19:30:46 GMT -5
Professor Katz: We shall now vote "yea" or "nay". Nay.
Wernstrom: Nay!
Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate: Hell nay!
Professor Fisherprice Shpeekenshpell: The horse says: "doctorate denied".
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Post by forgottensinpwf on May 12, 2011 19:33:02 GMT -5
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on May 12, 2011 22:08:44 GMT -5
Fry: Hey, tell me something. You've got all this money. How come you always dress like you're doing your laundry?
Amy: I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though!
Fry: I've been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?
Amy: Yeah, and if you were the pope they'd be all, "Straighten your pope hat." And "Put on your good vestments."
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Post by forgottensinpwf on May 13, 2011 10:41:32 GMT -5
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on May 13, 2011 10:53:04 GMT -5
Free Waterfall Jr.: Pssh! You can't own property, man!
Professor Farnsworth: I can, but that's because I'm not a penniless hippie!
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