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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on May 23, 2011 18:14:50 GMT -5
"Wait, don't cut that, need that to speak!"
*vivisectors cut faster*
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on May 23, 2011 21:16:53 GMT -5
Al Gore: My fellow Earthicans, as I discuss in my book "Earth in the Balance," and the much more popular "Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth," we need to defend our planet against pollution. As well as dark wizards. Dark Wizard in the Audience: Sure, blame the wizards!
Leonard Nimoy: Melllvar, you have to respect your actors. When I directed Star Trek IV, I got a magnificent performance out of Bill because I respected him so much. William Shatner: And when I directed Star Trek V, I got a magnificent performance out of me because I respected me so much.
Walter Koenig: When we woke up, we had these bodies. Fry: Say it in Russian! Walter Koenig: [sigh] Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies. Fry: Eeeee! Now say "nuclear wessels"! Walter Koenig: No!
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Post by Deleted on May 24, 2011 11:01:22 GMT -5
Steve Castle: OK, let's work on your execu-speak. I'm worried about "blank".
Fry: Don't you worry about "blank". Let me worry about "blank".
Steve Castle: Good. I also would have accepted, "Blank? Blank? You're not looking at the big picture!"
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on May 24, 2011 11:53:45 GMT -5
"But your highness, she's a commoner. Her Slurm will taste foul."
"Yes. Which is why we'll market it as New Slurm. Then when everyone hates it, we'll bring back Slurm Classic and make billions!"
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on May 24, 2011 12:59:17 GMT -5
Leela: Hey, what's behind that door? Glurmo: Nothing! Leela: Is it the secret ingredient? Grunka Lunkas: Grunka Lunka Dunkity Dingredient, you should not ask about the secret ingredient. Bender: Ok, ok. We get the point. Leela: I was just curious because of the armed guards. Grunka Lunkas: Grunka Lunka Dunkity Darmed Guards... Bender: Shut the hell up!
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on May 24, 2011 13:46:52 GMT -5
Attila the Hun: Stop! Don't shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression! Zapp Brannigan: Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun!
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Post by agent817 on May 24, 2011 14:05:50 GMT -5
Fry: [discussing Fry being his own grandfather as a result of going back in time and getting with his grandmother] I did do the nasty in the past-y. Nibbler: Verily. And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains!
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on May 24, 2011 14:07:20 GMT -5
"1's and 0's everywhere! And I thought I saw a 2."
"It's okay Bender. There's no such thing as 2."
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Post by The Tank on May 24, 2011 15:31:38 GMT -5
Leela: Oh, no! Space Pirates! Fry: Space Pirates? Leela: You know, pirates...but in space!!!
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on May 24, 2011 15:33:07 GMT -5
"HAHAHAHA! Oily humanoid."
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Post by laughytaffy on May 24, 2011 15:45:58 GMT -5
This smells like a jockstrap.
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2011 17:39:02 GMT -5
Morgan: Why is there yogurt in this hat? Fry: I can explain that. It used to be milk, and well, time makes fools of us all.
Fry: 'Alright bird, you thought you could beat me in a game of wits. Well you just met your equal.'
Fry: Space. It seems to go on and on forver. But then you get to the end and the gorilla starts throwing barrels at you.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on May 25, 2011 17:45:06 GMT -5
Attila the Hun: Stop! Don't shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression! Zapp Brannigan: Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! Kif: The holo-shed is on the fritz again. Zapp: Damn, the last time that happened I got slapped with 3 paternity suits.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on May 25, 2011 20:10:07 GMT -5
Professor Farnsworth: I've got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I'm going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now I have to pay them!
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on May 25, 2011 20:26:25 GMT -5
"But dad, I can't drink. I'm 14."
"Oh right. Here's a silly straw."
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on May 25, 2011 20:38:49 GMT -5
"But dad, I can't drink. I'm 14." "Oh right. Here's a silly straw." Leela: Oh and bring me back some beer. Morris: No beer until you finish your whiskey!
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Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on May 25, 2011 21:42:50 GMT -5
Leela: They've taken out one of our engines! Fry: FIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXIT!...FIXITFIXITFIXIT!
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on May 25, 2011 22:17:46 GMT -5
*Fry, Leela, & Bender work on trying to shock the Professor to wake up*
Bender: Your social security number's expired! Young people use cuuuuuurse words!
Fry: Damn it! We'll have to fix it ourselves!
Leela: We can't, you bastard, only the Professor knows how the engines work!
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Post by forgottensinpwf on May 26, 2011 0:03:49 GMT -5
Documentary Narrator: Fortunately, our handsomest politicians came up with a cheap, last minute way to combat global warming. Ever since 2063, we simply drop a giant ice cube into the ocean now and again. Suzie: Just like daddy puts in his drink every morning. Then he gets mad.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on May 26, 2011 0:18:09 GMT -5
"And that, little one, is how papa got his freedom. Now, bonne nuit, bonne nuit to you all."
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