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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Sept 6, 2011 14:51:54 GMT -5
Oh gawd........My "Threaten to Eat Tinkers" debut promo........ Where the HELL did I come up with this? I still wish my "Commissioner of Fun" gimmick didn't run out of steam as quickly as it did. I also realize, I've had at LEAST 3 "promo wars" with people I've never ACTUALLY faced in a match (Major America, Square/Hangman, Lou Garou).....but I HAVE faced EVERY Former WWCF Champion still on the roster in some way shape or form. So you're saying that you can win your wars using only your words? That makes you kinda like Black Bolt in a way.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Sept 6, 2011 14:53:57 GMT -5
......Either that or I'm some sort of banshee, my very voice destroy thier will to compete.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Sept 6, 2011 14:57:29 GMT -5
Wow. My second promo. Just wow. *Video Package*
*Boiler Room Brawler emerges from the steamy mists of the boiler room, swinging his pipe wrench into his palm*
Do you see what happens when you mess with me, the BRB?
Doley is only the first, VIC-tim, of my RAGE, from the Attitude age!
He came in for a fight, but I gave him a brawl.
The only sweat that I worked up, Doley, was me getting to that ring from here!
These damn! steaming! mists!
*BRB takes a swing with his pipe wrench at the concrete wall, chipping away at it*
I have officially entered the World Wrestlecrap Federation thanks to you Doley, and you better bel-IEVE that everyone else is going to be taking SHOTS, at YOU, for not humbling ME on my glorious debut.
The BRB has spoken, and I will speak again when my next victim comes calling down my yellow brick road of PAIN! On my way, to the top!
*Boiler Room Brawler returns to the mists with clanking noises and shouting in the background* Yellow brick road of pain. That should have sold T-Shirts man.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Sept 6, 2011 14:57:53 GMT -5
......Either that or I'm some sort of banshee, my very voice destroy thier will to compete. Something to think about at the very least.
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smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
Daffy's Gonna Kill You
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Post by smokinvokoun on Sept 6, 2011 15:01:02 GMT -5
"Yellow Brick road of pain"
Greatest.Catchphrase.Ever!
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Sept 6, 2011 15:28:30 GMT -5
And who was there to stop me from defeating Relegate Hunter in the rematch?
Whitey!
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 6, 2011 15:30:28 GMT -5
My first match was on the very first show, and won via punching Evil M right straight into the dick and not being DQ'd somehow.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Sept 6, 2011 15:32:03 GMT -5
Wow. I think Evil M should pull a CM Punk on you and make a two-year call-back to that.
He should just run out and level you with a chair and then just be like, "Dude, you punched me in the dick in our first match!"
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 6, 2011 15:38:58 GMT -5
I punched everybody in the dick back then. I even won the World Heavyweight Title by giving Bob Schalopwitz a impromptu crotch check.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Sept 6, 2011 15:44:42 GMT -5
And you wonder why you don't win the big belt anymore.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 6, 2011 16:05:03 GMT -5
And who was there to stop me from defeating Relegate Hunter in the rematch? Whitey!I'm sure we'll end booked together again either as allies or enemies, we always do
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 10, 2011 11:38:02 GMT -5
Updated.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
Posts: 31,073
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 19, 2011 23:43:51 GMT -5
Updated for a new promo thread.
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Jazzman
King Koopa
Trombone Shorty > Your Favorite Musician
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Post by Jazzman on Sept 19, 2011 23:45:39 GMT -5
holy shit, we burned through that promo thread
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 19, 2011 23:47:25 GMT -5
Not even half a month. I blame Jermey and Lionel, though.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Sept 20, 2011 5:17:30 GMT -5
Not even half a month. I blame Jermey and Lionel, though. lol I'd say there's at least 3, maybe 4 pages worth from them alone out of the last 10.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Oct 9, 2011 23:22:15 GMT -5
Updated with two mini threads and one promo thread.
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Jazzman
King Koopa
Trombone Shorty > Your Favorite Musician
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Post by Jazzman on Oct 10, 2011 0:54:24 GMT -5
Amigo, your dates for the regular thread are off by 10 days. Should be the 8th, not 18th
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
Posts: 31,073
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 21, 2011 13:22:31 GMT -5
Updated.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Apr 8, 2012 0:01:35 GMT -5
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