(This one Contains Companions Quest Spoilers which I have encased in spoiler enchantments.)
The story of a Dragonborn Dark Elf continues ....
Last time we were with Rakaleth Damon the Dark Elf and he had learnt some Dragon Shouts from the Greybeards.
Tried going further up the mountain was killed by the wind.
Thought about killing a Greybeard for there cool clothing, decided I'd try and do this when I come back.
(Temporal show off cool Graphics by Fast Travel moment to passerby, end up back in Whiterun)
Sell off a load of stuff in town then show off to the Female Blacksmith by crafting lots of weaponnry and armourwhich has taken her years to learn how to do.
5000 gold ... time to check out the house market.
Guard asks me to stop shouting in town, I tell him it won't happen again then use my speedwalk dragonshout to get to my new house.
This house is a bit tatty, go back to Steward to complain end up buying some decorations and a bed. Quickly clutter the house with junk much to the despair of Lydia my bodyguard now I am a thane who I leave to tidy.
Go out to the other watchtower, hey a Dragon! The combined might of Myself, Two Guards, some stupid Bandits and an unfortunate Elk take down the Dragon!
Try and Join the Companions, one of them thinks I'm an arrogant braggert and demands I show some skill in a sparring match in the courtyard.
Apparently setting my sparring partner on fire isn't allowed, neither is magic. After dowsing the flames I clock my sparing partner over the head with a mace which gains me the approval of the group. Next it's time to deliver something to the Companions blacksmith. He tells me I shouldn't go around doing every menial task for the companions, then asks me to deliver a shield to another companion.
Mutter *Hypocrite*
Told to go find some artifact in a bandit cave with a fellow gruff Companion Farkas, I decide to prepare by ditching him and investigating the bounty for the head of whatever lives in Shimmermist cave.
Tall lanky goblin things (Falmer) are not so tall any more.
Look at that it's a large slimy blue-black woodlouse thing ... and ... it killed me!
Die horrible Venomous Chaurus! ... whats that scuttling noise? Aggh more of the damned things, what is this a nest of Chaurus? ... *Cue more hacking, slashing, dieing and being diseased.
Eventually get past the horrible icky insects. Found an iron sword that works better in moonlight. I hear industrial machines ...
Hey one more Falmer ... and ... and a steam powered robot??
Damn that falmer is fast, and .... wait how much damge did that swipe do? dead.
dead
dead
ok this isn't wokin .... dead
Ok, stealth creep up poison the arrow fire, damn that didn't do much damge, runway and electrocute, continue ... recharge and heal .. .continue ... eat a family sized bucket of food whilst running from chief falmer villain ... regret drinking skooma ... doing circles in a room with a bridge ... 15 minutes later the falmer chief is dead.
Go back to workshop ... hey look that robot thing.
STEAM BLAST!
Dead
Damnit!
Okay so how do I , wait it can't get through this cave door and it steam doesn't reach. Pulls out bow and begins firing arrows. 40 or more iron arrows later the Centurion falls to the ground.
Collect treasure and trinkets, and leave.
After more haggling in the market I meet up with Farkas at the entrance to some lair or cave.
Oooh an enchanter table, destroys that lunar sword I found and applies the magic to an elven sword I name it Lunathair it is a weapon of beauty and power.
{Spoiler}Farkas seems nice as he certainly knows how to dispatche the undead.
Hey look a lever, pulls it.
Farkas isn't impressed I got stuck behind a steel gate,
Look out Farkas it's a Trap!! ... this isn't going to be pretty, hey you seem be growling, oh wait your now 7ft tall and oh ... oh ... well thats one way of killing them.
Werewolves. A Dragonborns best friend.
Many more werewolf slayers corpses and undead later and the taks is complete. Now to become a companion.
Hurray party time I'm a Companion after that initial trial, thanks chief Companion man. Whats that? I need to see the Blacksmith to replace whatever that is ... hey that's my magical hand crafted sword your talking about.
Walks off in a sulk.
A kid want's to play Hide and Seek ... 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 ready or not here I ....
(Temporal anomaly fixed)
What the? I'm back at the grey beards monastery. time to go back down the mountain and tell that guy I made it to the top and give the monks there food, I haven't see him in a week he probably thinks I died ... wait a minute that means ...ugh more steps, snow and frost wolves ...
*Screams*