BigJerichool222
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
THE BIG DOG!
#NotInMySalad
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Jun 27, 2011 23:18:13 GMT -5
"AND ALSO, THERE WAS A COKE MACHINE IN THE BACK!"
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Burst
El Dandy
*inarticulate squawking*
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Post by Burst on Jun 27, 2011 23:19:05 GMT -5
"I'm still amazed I was able to come in as CM Punk. No way in hell that'd happen nowadays. I'll bet if I came in nowadays I'd be renamed something like "Coney McWaffles" just to totally kill any sort of name recognition just so that Vince could have me 'pay my dues' by 'starting me from the bottom' when I've already freaking paid more dues than any of the other wet-behind-the-ears dough balls they're hiring down there!"
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Post by hossfan on Jun 27, 2011 23:20:21 GMT -5
"I'm going to hit all the anti WWE talking points (except the ones that would really get me in trouble like PEDs, Chris Benoit and the fact there's no wrestler's union) and you marks are going to lap it up like so much cream."
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Post by General Adam on Jun 27, 2011 23:20:33 GMT -5
"And his name is Bryan Danielson, not Dainal Bryan, and he has more wrestling ability in his left pinky then most of the so called wrestlers in the back right now."
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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2011 23:20:46 GMT -5
"Stephanie has a sexy ass"
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Jun 27, 2011 23:21:40 GMT -5
"And we need to bring back ALF. And also Mrs. Doubtfire was a man"
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Post by joebob27 on Jun 27, 2011 23:21:55 GMT -5
"The Undertaker, he's not really dead. Hell, he used to ride a motorcycle and talk like a human being and ll that jazz. Of course, that never happened, because otherwise they'd have a hard time selling a main event between two retired wrestlers that happened 10 years ago! Really, it did, I understand most of the audience wasn't born yet then, but look it up on Youtube!"
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Post by BorneAgain on Jun 27, 2011 23:21:59 GMT -5
"And perhaps this company can care to explain why they aren't looking at the best wrestling company in the world like ROH, and doing everything they can to get that talent. Oh I know why, because this company hates the fact it still does wrestling. So much so, that they won't hire actual wrestlers. To the point that I've seen my own best friends have to work for a cult of morons down in Florida because they can't find work here, thanks to the collective idiocy of a talent scout team that wouldn't know talent if it was banging them in the ass. Unfortunately the McMahon family is too busy holding that position."
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Post by casualobserver on Jun 27, 2011 23:23:17 GMT -5
"Maybe the reason why I was never a big star here was because I practiced the Straight Edge lifestyle instead of the Signature Pharmacy lifestyle. Hello Rey!"
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ededdneddy
Hank Scorpio
ededdandembed
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Post by ededdneddy on Jun 27, 2011 23:23:28 GMT -5
"Hey Vince McMahon, F-U"
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Jun 27, 2011 23:23:43 GMT -5
"Oh and John Cena will never be a heel. "
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Post by General Adam on Jun 27, 2011 23:23:58 GMT -5
"I kept on thinking to myself 'Why am I not getting a push?' Then I remembered that I don't weigh 275 pounds of muscles and I can actually wrestle."
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Post by joebob27 on Jun 27, 2011 23:24:38 GMT -5
"Has anyone seen Shane McMahon? I mean, I see him at golf tournaments and all, but where did he ever go? And why?"
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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2011 23:25:40 GMT -5
"I can't help but notice that I have been passed over for push after push, by guys that crapped in divas bags, and Animals that slept with all the divas. Well, actually I slept with all the divas too. Hi, Lita."
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Jun 27, 2011 23:26:42 GMT -5
"One time I pooped in a neighbor's yard and lied about it"
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Post by fizzeewater on Jun 27, 2011 23:27:13 GMT -5
"....You booked John Cena to be Superman and then even gave him red and blue merchandise!?!?"
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Jun 27, 2011 23:27:50 GMT -5
"It is just amazing Vince. Most employers would enjoy a guy like Zack Ryder. A man not satisfied with his postion in a company. After being fed up long enough, he decides to get himself notcied on a YouTube where billions of people go on everyday. They watch his videos, they buy his tshirts, they chant his name, they bring signs out a mile long, which to me is every sign of being a big guy in this company. And what is the reward, a 5 minute match on the new Heat. Vince, I'm goin to encourage people to never work for you. Because going the extra mile does not matter to you. The only thing that matters is making people doing your extra mile, if you know what I mean. Oh and, Chris Benoit, Chris Benoit, Chris Benoit, TNA, TNA, TNA."
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Burst
El Dandy
*inarticulate squawking*
Posts: 8,590
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Post by Burst on Jun 27, 2011 23:27:51 GMT -5
"Oh, and I know it's not exactly a big shocker, but did anyone ever notice just how SHINY Hulk Hogan's head is?"
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Post by casualobserver on Jun 27, 2011 23:28:29 GMT -5
"Oh, and Taco Bell has dog food in their meat."
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Jun 27, 2011 23:29:01 GMT -5
"Oh and before I forget; Chris Benoit. Anyways.."
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