Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jun 28, 2011 0:57:15 GMT -5
"And the only way Vince will push the women who can actually wrestle is if they get larger breasts, which only result in making them so top heavy it throws off their balance.
A WOP BAP A LOO BOP A CHRIS BENOIT!"
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BorneAgain
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by BorneAgain on Jun 28, 2011 1:06:26 GMT -5
"And the Usos are doing this new war dance thing. That's not a complaint, I just think it looks a bit weird. Somebody had to say something."
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jun 28, 2011 1:15:35 GMT -5
"And don't get me started on the leprechaun."
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Post by rogers67 on Jun 28, 2011 1:19:30 GMT -5
"But i will give vince credit! He is pushing someone small!"
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Post by Clawley Race on Jun 28, 2011 1:29:40 GMT -5
"i jobbed to john morrison because of chris benoit!"
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Post by unoriginalalex on Jun 28, 2011 1:40:49 GMT -5
"9/11 was an inside job"
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Toates Madhackrviper
King Koopa
Is owed an Admin life-debt.
This avatar is so far out of date I might as well stick with it forever now.
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Jun 28, 2011 2:48:28 GMT -5
"elevated liver enzymes"
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Beartato
Hank Scorpio
Conspiracy Victim
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Post by Beartato on Jun 28, 2011 2:51:55 GMT -5
"The Raw Roulette segments are taped before the show, Booker T isn't even here!"
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And_5400
Trap-Jaw
Congratulations......Does a bus run through here?
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Post by And_5400 on Jun 28, 2011 3:22:58 GMT -5
"Oh and Lance Cade's dad called. He wanted to know when you were going to acknowledge his sons death."
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jun 28, 2011 6:13:22 GMT -5
"I highly respect this company and/or organization"
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Post by Stab Sword on Jun 28, 2011 7:31:32 GMT -5
"Since I mentioned Ring of Honor, quick message to ones Chris Hero and Claudio Castagnoli. Do not sign with the WWE. Stay with Ring of Honor, do your tours of Pro Wrestling NOAH, continue to travel around the world. Because if you come here, all of Vince McMahon's little cronies will make it their mission to cut you at the knees, make you go to Florida and make you unlearn everything you've been taught and brainwash you into learning WWE style. Then they'll give you stupid names. Hero, they'll make you shave your beard, tell you to stop using elbow strikes and rename you Ben Simmons and they'll have Claudio rename himself Johan Schwartzeneggar. They'll put you in the same boat Bryan is in, the same boat Tyler will be in when and if he's ever called up all because you guys made your names somewhere else and that Vince McMahon didn't creat you."
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Jun 28, 2011 7:32:13 GMT -5
"Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jun 28, 2011 7:48:17 GMT -5
Remember RAVEN? TNA? CHRIS BENOIT? CHRIS BENOIT? How John Cena wants to get his p*ssy ass in the marines? When RAVEN was JOHNNY POLO yes I broke kayfabe, VIIIINCE fired him because he made up a story that he gave SHANE DRUGS! He says he ruined his life! So PAUL HEYMAN took him in and he became RAVEN! And he got screwed over all his life because VINCE made up those lies about giving minors drugs! CHRIS BENOIT!
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Post by Ryushinku on Jun 28, 2011 7:51:25 GMT -5
"Simba Samba? THAT WAS TONY ATLAS! That's right! CHRIS BENOIT!"
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Post by hossfan on Jun 28, 2011 7:56:24 GMT -5
"Penis vagina penis vagina penis vagina penis vagina."
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Bang Bang Bart
Ozymandius
The King of North America
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Jun 28, 2011 7:59:49 GMT -5
"John Cena thinks he's some Captain America reject or something, but me, at least I don't pretend to be something I'm not. Wee-wee limo fake explosion!"
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jun 28, 2011 8:23:42 GMT -5
"And look at you, Vince! The only reason you do your stupid walk is because your belt doesn't even fit! And do you or the rest of Creative even GO online too see what the FANS are saying? Randy Orton's thighs are amazing. There are e-feds where I get pushed better than this! None of you are going to Fiji!!!! TORRRRRRRRRRRRVALLLLLLLLLLLD!!!!!!!! All I ask for is a little bit of dignity! Maybe letting some of my title reigns actually, you know, LAST, or maybe extending my feud with the Undertaker! Chris Benoit! The number 5, is it a letter or a number? YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, VINCE!!!! LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Hey, Otunga, you know what day it is? GARBAGE DAY!!!! WHAT DOE DARREN YOUNG HAIR? ? I'M LOSING MY MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNND!!!! All I ever wanted to do was face Bryan Danielson in a 90-minute Iron Man match at Wrestlemania!!!! Is that too much to OH WHY WON'T THIS FREAKING TOMATO BEHAVE??!?!?!?!? And my name isn't CM Punk, it's PM Cunk; they made me change it! GO FOR THE HORN, PIKACHU!!!! I get a better push sitting on a swingset in the park and getting pushed for hours on end by Mason Ryan!!!! CHRIS BENOIT!!!!"
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jun 28, 2011 8:25:30 GMT -5
JOHN CENA'S REAL NAME IS JERRY COHN! HE WAS BORN IN CANADA!
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Burst
El Dandy
*inarticulate squawking*
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Post by Burst on Jun 28, 2011 8:44:01 GMT -5
"I said, Vince, just get me a Pepsi, please. All I wanted was a Pepsi, and he wouldn't give it to me! All I ever wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and he wouldn't give it to me! Just one Pepsi!"
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jun 28, 2011 8:52:55 GMT -5
"YOU MUST HATE ME!!!! *snif* NO WONDER YOU YANKED MY EARS!!!!"
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