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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Jun 27, 2011 23:29:57 GMT -5
"And remember kids, DO TRY THIS AT HOME"
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Post by N E O G E O B O Y S on Jun 27, 2011 23:30:25 GMT -5
'' You see, someone showed me a tape with Jerry Lawler holding his fist up saying 'Cm Punk...I'm going to put my first in your mouth'. Now come on, I ain't that corny. I would say 'You know, I'm Cm Punk, and Jerry Lawler raped a thirteen year old girl!'."
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Post by joebob27 on Jun 27, 2011 23:30:37 GMT -5
"Mason, David, other guy, can you come out here for a second. Yeah, alright. New Nexus. Anyways, after my awe-inspiring announcing gig, I come back and I screwed over Wade Barrett, remember that guy? Yeah, Kevin Dunn doesn't. And then I got stuck with these three guys? I mean, look at them, it's David Otunga, Batista's clone that no one can understand, and this other guy!? How long do you think they'll be working after July 17th? I give it a week. Hit the bricks, poseurs."
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Post by General Adam on Jun 27, 2011 23:32:45 GMT -5
"I just thank God that I am wrestling in this decade and not in the 90's, because I know I would have been The Beekeeper or the I. Job the Jobber. Hey kids, have you ever heard of Johnny Polo? Or how about Dean Douglas? They didn't do much here, in fact whatever happened to them? Oh yeah one went on to be the face of a promotion and the other one sued you Vince."
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ededdneddy
Hank Scorpio
ededdandembed
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Post by ededdneddy on Jun 27, 2011 23:34:02 GMT -5
"Punk screwed Vince"
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Post by El Hijo del Havoc on Jun 27, 2011 23:34:13 GMT -5
"Kevin Dunn...you are a liar! You're a cheat! You're a scam! You are a no good...SON OF A BITCH! FIRE ME! I'M ALREADY FIRED! FIRE ME! I'M ALREADY FIRED!"
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Y2M
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Y2M on Jun 27, 2011 23:34:15 GMT -5
"Triple H is the most valued member of McMahon's Kiss my Ass club. He can do no wrong, and will bury any rising superstar so he can maintain his position as the 'King of King's'. If he hadn't plowed Stephanie he'd have been released years ago."
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Post by rickrudesmullet on Jun 27, 2011 23:35:14 GMT -5
"Vince, I know you've been having an affair with Pat Patterson since 1975".
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Post by General Adam on Jun 27, 2011 23:38:24 GMT -5
"I know the people in the back can cut my mike at anytime, but they can't stop me from writing my tell all book. It's gonna be in stores around the holidays so keep an eye out. You'll love the chapter about me losing my world title without being pinned and not in the match."
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Post by potpie on Jun 27, 2011 23:41:11 GMT -5
"Oh and by the way- NEXUS SUCKS! Yeah, that's right, I said. The only reason I annexed it was to save me the trouble of having to watch it get pulled off life support by John Cena for the 15th time, only to have it zombified into a new crapfest that's even more boring than its previous version! Let's start with you Oaf-tunga- Mr. Hudson- the only A list you're on is Vince McMahon's top five overhyped A-hole wrestlers ever (into camera)- in case you're wondering, the rest would be Cena, Orton, Rey, and (points to Mason) this douchebag behind me. Which brings me to you, Batistwo. Why are you even here? Can you even speak English- no, forget I said that, nobody wants hear you speak. And lastly, McGillicutty. Seriously, how the hell does the apple fall SOOOO far from the tree. I mean it- you don't even have an OUNCE of your father's talent. He was a master, a powerhouse, a legend! You sir are a horrible waste of Perfect DNA.
Which leaves me to the Corre...or is it the Borre...or is it the Snorre. I don't really remember really, being that they were so ineffectual and all. And all you little smarks told me "But Punk, they're the best of Nexus". Really now- is that why my New Nexus outlasted 'em? What's that? No smark comeback? I didn't think so. Best of Nexus, huh? Lemme tell you- they were the worst of Nexus. Heath and Justin have about six brain cells between them, and if Wade Barrett was at all any good of a leader, he wouldn't have lost...what's it now? TWO stables of his? Really, Wade, you had so much promise, but now you are pathetically broken, because just like your 'bigger pitcha', your future is incredibly blank. If you had any guts, you would come out here, and steal back Nexus from me. Well, Wade? Do you have have the guts? (looks at watch) I'm waiting...oh I forgot, he's on the B-show now (laughs)."
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Post by slappy on Jun 27, 2011 23:41:24 GMT -5
"Vince McMahon killed Owen Hart."
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Post by BorneAgain on Jun 27, 2011 23:45:06 GMT -5
"And given how talented I am, I would think WWE would fight hard for me to stay, but why should I be surprised that they consider me expendable. They did everything they could to keep an out of control drug addict under contract and went out of their way to tolerate his idiotic hillbilly brother who himself is addicted to fast food and seeing himself in internet videos. No they're critical to keep, just like Rey Mysterio, a man's who's body is so destroyed that they brought in another masked guy to succeed him, just in case Rey's bones collapse to dust before his contract ends. But they'll let me walk away.
Not that they have anyone else to fill in my place. Chris Jericho's not come back, because dancing with Kirstie Allie is still more dignified than working for this company. Batista's a man in his 40s who thinks failing in MMA is better than succeeding here. And thanks to the policies and decisions of this company, Edge has been forced to retire before he's even hit 40. But I'm sure whatever guy in black tights, tribal tats, and a buzz cut down in FCW called Rupert McStupidname will gladly come and take my place, all while setting the sport back 40 years with his first match"
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tenshi
Patti Mayonnaise
Probably more memorable than a Charlotte title reign
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Post by tenshi on Jun 27, 2011 23:48:02 GMT -5
"Cody Rhodes needs knee pads because nobody buys his second rate Mick Foley impersonation"
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2011 23:50:50 GMT -5
"As for MITB in Chicago; Spolier: Cena wins."
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Mr Captain Falcon
Dennis Stamp
So I could write anything in here and it'll be posted?
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Post by Mr Captain Falcon on Jun 27, 2011 23:58:25 GMT -5
DUMBLEDORE'S DEAD!
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anglarite
Don Corleone
...enchantment!
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Post by anglarite on Jun 28, 2011 0:06:39 GMT -5
"Soylent Green is people!"
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Post by fizzeewater on Jun 28, 2011 0:11:28 GMT -5
"I'm going to hit all the anti WWE talking points (except the ones that would really get me in trouble like PEDs, Chris Benoit and the fact there's no wrestler's union) and you marks are going to lap it up like so much cream." Haha so true. So very true.
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Post by Clawley Race on Jun 28, 2011 0:51:16 GMT -5
"AND ALSO, THERE WAS A COKE MACHINE IN THE BACK!" ...the Ultimate Warrior told me it was Holk Hogan's nose!
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Post by Oakster on Jun 28, 2011 0:51:55 GMT -5
"Armbar."
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Jun 28, 2011 0:52:54 GMT -5
"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!"
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