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Post by casualobserver on Jun 27, 2011 22:57:22 GMT -5
Keep adding:
"I can't wait to get out of this craphole company, where I'll have a chance to do things I've always wanted to do: wrestle and live beyond 40."
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Jun 27, 2011 23:05:47 GMT -5
"The only reason that your company isn't hurting Vince is that your competitors down in Florida are dumber than you are! 'Wrestling Matters' my ass!"
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Y2M
Dennis Stamp
Posts: 4,757
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Post by Y2M on Jun 27, 2011 23:06:41 GMT -5
"You'll erase me from the history books like you erased Chris Benoit."
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CJ
Dennis Stamp
C.J. for Friendly wrestling discussion!
Posts: 4,180
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Post by CJ on Jun 27, 2011 23:07:05 GMT -5
"Chris Benoit"
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Post by Cam on Jun 27, 2011 23:08:03 GMT -5
"Vince McMahon wants a family friendly clean cut WWE Champion. Last time I checked, I'm straight edge and I'm damn sure better than John Cena aka Gay Jokes and Randy Orton aka Smokey the Bear!"
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Burst
El Dandy
*inarticulate squawking*
Posts: 8,573
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Post by Burst on Jun 27, 2011 23:08:12 GMT -5
"...Chris Benoit."
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Jun 27, 2011 23:08:31 GMT -5
"You won't merge me into another thread, hosers"
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Altabane
Unicron
Burying People For Free
Posts: 3,155
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Post by Altabane on Jun 27, 2011 23:08:53 GMT -5
"We all know Savage played hide the slim jim with that idiot daughter of yours, get over it!"
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Jun 27, 2011 23:09:07 GMT -5
"Why people don't cheer for a Straight Edge hero instead of some malcontent who punts people in the head and some corporate-produced shill makes me want to barf."
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Burst
El Dandy
*inarticulate squawking*
Posts: 8,573
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Post by Burst on Jun 27, 2011 23:10:20 GMT -5
"Do you know how many razor bumps Vince's leg fetish has resulted in?"
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Jun 27, 2011 23:10:57 GMT -5
"You're gonna clean up this whole mess right now! And you can start by sweeping up the special entertainment! "
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Burst
El Dandy
*inarticulate squawking*
Posts: 8,573
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Post by Burst on Jun 27, 2011 23:11:17 GMT -5
"Also, Chris Benoit."
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Post by General Adam on Jun 27, 2011 23:11:48 GMT -5
"Have you ever seen my move called the Pepsi plunge? You haven't? Well that's because some guy with a really big nose said that it looked too much like one his moves."
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Raul
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Raul on Jun 27, 2011 23:12:47 GMT -5
"Did I mention Chris Benoit?"
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Post by BorneAgain on Jun 27, 2011 23:13:40 GMT -5
"This company talks all day about making an opportunity for yourself and getting noticed. But when my best friend, and the funniest man in the sport of professional wrestling gets hired, he's given nothing. Then we have two talented people like Luke Gallows and Serena Deeb, and they're given the pink slip to make room for people like whatever musclebound freak or lingerie model Jon Laurenitis thinks looks good.
And all while someone likes Zack Ryder, who has more charisma and talent in his hair than half this roster does, is forced to compete on an internet only show because a chipmunk'd faced idiot like Kevin Dunn doesn't can't understand the appeal someone who has more popularity on youtube than WWE programming."
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Schemer
Don Corleone
Total class wit' a capital K!
Posts: 1,950
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Post by Schemer on Jun 27, 2011 23:13:43 GMT -5
"You won't screw me over like you did, Bret Hart, Wendi Richter, Bad News Brown, Kamala, David Schultz, Verne Gagne, Jim Crockett, Fritz Von Erich, Bill Watts, Don Owen, Sam Muchnick,Bruno Sammartino, Jake Roberts, the entire Benoit family, Chris Nowinski, Colt Cabana, Zach Ryder...."
(And it just goes on in an infinite loop)
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Post by General Adam on Jun 27, 2011 23:14:15 GMT -5
"Oh by the way...I'm a wrestler. I wrestle. Because that is what wrestlers do. They wrestle."
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Y2M
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Y2M on Jun 27, 2011 23:16:42 GMT -5
"I'll see you in TNA."
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Jun 27, 2011 23:16:56 GMT -5
""I take What I want, and after I take Vince McMahon and Johnny Ace, I'm want the Gold, sucka. John Cena, I'm comin' for you, N*****.
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Krimzon
Crow T. Robot
This guy is the man!
R.I.P. Deadpool
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Post by Krimzon on Jun 27, 2011 23:17:19 GMT -5
"MATT FREAKIN' HARDY!"
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