Nuclear HEATZ on Johnny Ace

[Snaptastic]

Sorry if this was posted already. Didn't see anything. Feel free to lock and delete if it was.

Sources within WWE have exclusively revealed that WWE Chairman Vince McMahon and Triple H are said to be very angry at talent relations executive John Laurinaitis over his failure to re-sign CM Punk. We have been told the heat on Laurinaitis is serious because this is seen as his second serious failure this year, with the failure to keep Chris Jericho on the roster falling on Laurinaitis’ shoulders as well.
One WWE source says “this is the same job JR had for years, and it’s a heat-magnet because you’re trapped between Vince’s expectations and the talents who want to break away from the brutal schedule.”
Another company source told us “Laurinaitis has made millions in salary and stock options. He’s expected to perform for that money, and produce results. Right now, he’s not getting done the job Vince expects of him!”

www.wrestlenewz.com/wrestling/wwe-news/major-heat-on-wwe-executive-over-cm-punks-contract-situation/


I like to think this one is real

[The Tank]

And here's a NEWZ story I think we can all hope is true.

[rnrk supports BLM]

I knew, I KNEW this was going to be about Punk the minute I saw the subject line.

Why do people still fall for this crap? Why?

[thelonewolf527]

As much as I hate the term "newz," the site itself is caused wrestleNEWZ -_-

[Cronant]

HeatZ....on Johnny Ace?

[chazraps]

So...are you guys saying I shouldn't get my resume ready?

[Deleted]

I don't believe this story for a second, mainly because Vince would most likely try to convince Punk to stay himself.

I just can't see Vince finding out that Ace dropped the ball, shrugging his shoulders and making sure that he has the nuclear heatz, while going about his business.

[Snaptastic]

Jul 5, 2011 18:32:30 GMT -5 thelonewolf527 said:

As much as I hate the term "newz," the site itself is caused wrestleNEWZ -_-

Yes I know, but this time even without a quoted source....this was too good to not post

Plus they do actually pick up real news sometimes.

[MrBRulzOK]

I can believe this story, but that doesn't mean I do.

[Snaptastic]

Lords of Pain picked it up via SESoops

www.lordsofpain.net/news/wwe/Major_Heat_On_WWE_Executive_Over_CM_Punk_s_Contract_Situation.html

www.sescoops.com/wrestling-news/wwe/major-heat-on-wwe-executive-over-cm-punks-contract/

Same story.

[Cronant]

This probably means Punk re-signed. You know, the opposite rule.

[noah9322]

This gave me a funny image:

Vince: So, did you resign CM Punk?
Ace: Nope! I knew you didn't want some internet darling ruining your company, so I told him to shove it! Just like you and Paul wanted. Right?
HHH: ...

[avenger]

Well, it's been reported elsewhere that the WWE registered the term "CM Punk" for merchandise use on June 22. And it was reported that the reason that Punk didn't want to re-sign was because the WWE wanted him to hand over the merchandising rights to his name, and he wouldn't let them.

[Citizen Snips Has Left]

Jul 5, 2011 18:39:04 GMT -5 noah9322 said:

This gave me a funny image:

Vince: So, did you resign CM Punk?
Ace: Nope! I knew you didn't want some internet darling ruining your company, so I told him to shove it! Just like you and Paul wanted. Right?
HHH: ...

I imagine Triple H just about to take a huge bite out of a hoagie as Johnny Ace is speaking in this scenario.

[Djm Doesn't Find You Funny]

Jul 5, 2011 19:01:18 GMT -5 Citizen Snips Has Left said:

Jul 5, 2011 18:39:04 GMT -5 noah9322 said:

This gave me a funny image:

Vince: So, did you resign CM Punk?
Ace: Nope! I knew you didn't want some internet darling ruining your company, so I told him to shove it! Just like you and Paul wanted. Right?
HHH: ...

I imagine Triple H just about to take a huge bite out of a hoagie as Johnny Ace is speaking in this scenario.

With a single tomato slice falling out. Oh, does the tomato slice ever fall out!

[Krimzon]

FI-YURE JOHN-KNEE! *clap clap clap-clap-clap*

[turkeysandwich]

Jul 5, 2011 19:13:53 GMT -5 Djm Doesn't Find You Funny said:

Jul 5, 2011 19:01:18 GMT -5 Citizen Snips Has Left said:

I imagine Triple H just about to take a huge bite out of a hoagie as Johnny Ace is speaking in this scenario.

With a single tomato slice falling out. Oh, does the tomato slice ever fall out!

And all the writers watching Triple H eating licking their lips, starving, since they are not allowed to eat in meetings.

[________ has left the building]

I miss the days when dirt sheet writers actually were creative when making up newz.

[Mayonnaise]

Jul 5, 2011 18:31:24 GMT -5 rnrk supports BLM said:

I knew, I KNEW this was going to be about Punk the minute I saw the subject line.

Why do people still fall for this crap? Why?

Why do people who do nothing but complain about news stories keep reading them? Why?

[Deleted]

Not sure why so many folks are shouting newz.

Is it that hard to believe that with a few talents leaving the company that Vince wanted to keep, he'd be unhappy with the person normally making that happen?