Yami Daimao
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Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Oct 21, 2011 15:28:01 GMT -5
It's gonna bomb because they keep trying to push this story down our throats. Hey, maybe they can make another version of Robin Hood. That story hasn't been done 100 times either. Not quite, it's going to bomb because it appears to be AIRSHIP MILLAand her musketeer friendsIt appears as if the 3 Musketeers are Milla and her boobs. That's ALL they show in the ads.
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Massive G
Hank Scorpio
yo hago esto
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Post by Massive G on Oct 21, 2011 15:28:20 GMT -5
yeah, that's why this movie is going to suck.
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Oct 21, 2011 15:29:06 GMT -5
It's gonna bomb because they keep trying to push this story down our throats. Hey, maybe they can make another version of Robin Hood. That story hasn't been done 100 times either. Not quite, it's going to bomb because it appears to be AIRSHIP MILLAand her musketeer friendsYeah the ads, with their huge focus on Milla, have made it seem like Milla Jovovich and the Three Musketeers, instead of just the Three Musketeers.
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Oct 21, 2011 15:30:37 GMT -5
I see this... and am just glad she wasn't cast as Sonya in Mortal Kombat. Well Anderson wasn't putting his dick into her at that point of time. It wouldn't be until after the first Resident Evil film that that happens.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Oct 21, 2011 15:50:20 GMT -5
It's gonna bomb because they keep trying to push this story down our throats. Hey, maybe they can make another version of Robin Hood. That story hasn't been done 100 times either. No, this looks like it's gonna bomb because it's MILLA JOVOVICH.....and three incompetent douchebags who desperately need her help to save the day. Good lord. Jovovich killed my interest in a Christoph Waltz movie. I didn't think that was possible.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Oct 21, 2011 15:54:46 GMT -5
No, I understand that Milla is all over these ads...I've seen them. I'm just personally sick of people doing the same old Musketeer movie that sucked the last time they did it. Again, like Robin Hood.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Oct 21, 2011 16:17:07 GMT -5
It's gonna bomb because they keep trying to push this story down our throats. Hey, maybe they can make another version of Robin Hood. That story hasn't been done 100 times either. And when are we getting a movie about Dracula? Has there ever been one?
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Post by mysterydriver on Oct 21, 2011 16:24:12 GMT -5
Apparently, from what I'm reading, about the filM: {Spoiler}Milla is the super-thief villain who the Musketeers have to foil from starting a war by getting back a necklace she takes off the Queen before escaping on her Da Vinci designed Pirate Boat Lifted by a Big Balloon. If you read the spoiler and it didn't make much sense, you might understand more from this Spoiler-Packed Article from Moviefone about the film. Warning...they didn't like it. At all. Also, profanity.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2011 16:36:20 GMT -5
It's gonna bomb because they keep trying to push this story down our throats. Hey, maybe they can make another version of Robin Hood. That story hasn't been done 100 times either. And when are we getting a movie about Dracula? Has there ever been one? I'm still waiting for Dracula: Done...to...DEATH! myself.
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Post by VenomFang on Oct 21, 2011 16:40:43 GMT -5
Someone said it already made over 50m overseas so it doesnt look like it will bomb and you have to figure it will make at least that over here and probably more.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2011 16:49:30 GMT -5
It looks horrible, but it's been all over the place as far as advertisements go.
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Oct 21, 2011 16:57:00 GMT -5
Apparently, from what I'm reading, about the filM: {Spoiler}Milla is the super-thief villain who the Musketeers have to foil from starting a war by getting back a necklace she takes off the Queen before escaping on her Da Vinci designed Pirate Boat Lifted by a Big Balloon. If you read the spoiler and it didn't make much sense, you might understand more from this Spoiler-Packed Article from Moviefone about the film. Warning...they didn't like it. At all. Also, profanity. My favorite spoiler: {Spoiler}When it appears that Milla Jovovich jumps to her death off of the very high up pirate ship with a balloon attached to it -- Aramis looks over and solemnly states, before Jovovich even hits the water, "at least she died the way she lived." Yes, plummeting to your death after jumping off of a pirate ship with a balloon attached to it -- exactly how she lived.
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Post by Cela on Oct 21, 2011 17:00:37 GMT -5
No, I understand that Milla is all over these ads...I've seen them. I'm just personally sick of people doing the same old Musketeer movie that sucked the last time they did it. Again, like Robin Hood. Are you referring to Man in the Iron Mask which was passable, the Kung Fu Three Musketeers starring the guy from Greys Anatomy and Tim Roth which at least had good choreography, or the unbelievably awesome one with Jack Bauer, Robin, Dr. Frankenfurter, Druggy Magee, and... um, Oliver Platt?
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Post by Kash Flagg on Oct 21, 2011 17:04:28 GMT -5
Different strokes my good man. Although I liked Man in the Iron Mask.
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El Hijo De Slapnuts
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Post by El Hijo De Slapnuts on Oct 21, 2011 17:21:30 GMT -5
This movie looks like crap,AND it shows up on EVERY SINGLE COMMERCIAL BREAK!,so she can shut up.
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Post by Cela on Oct 21, 2011 17:28:38 GMT -5
This movie looks like crap,AND it shows up on EVERY SINGLE COMMERCIAL BREAK!,so she can shut up. Well, we don't have all night.
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Post by Michael Coello on Oct 21, 2011 19:16:54 GMT -5
I actually saw it earlier. I'll go into details later, but I'll say this:
It's not the 1993 movie, but it has it's good qualities.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Oct 21, 2011 20:10:15 GMT -5
Ironic, because I'm mad at the marketing of Milla Jovovich IN the Three Musketeers. Never has one actresses' presence turned me off of a movie so quickly. I'd give that nod to either Denise Richards or Halle Berry in their respective Bond movies.
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Juice
El Dandy
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Post by Juice on Oct 21, 2011 20:17:45 GMT -5
I see it's already been mentioned, but the reason I think this movie is going to blow, is because we see not a muskeeter nor a dartantian(sp?) Nor a Cardinal or King...
The only person featured in this overplayed trailer is Milla. And it looks stupid. It's not like Anderson could make a better film than the one from the 90's anyway. That's the definitive film of the franchise as far as I am concerned, but at lest try to make your shit sandwich look gourmet.
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Post by Rorschach on Oct 21, 2011 20:40:52 GMT -5
Ironic, because I'm mad at the marketing of Milla Jovovich IN the Three Musketeers. Never has one actresses' presence turned me off of a movie so quickly. This. We get it, Paul...your wife is good-looking. No need to ram it down our throats with needless slow-motion involving her. Rob Zombie already does that enough as is. Quoted for TRUTH. Milla, please shut the f*** up. Your husband already gave you ONE franchise to destroy rule over as supreme star and godlike "Mary Sue" in RESIDENT EVIL. You'll be everywhere soon enough, much to my chagrin.
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