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Post by Chainsaw on Oct 23, 2011 17:28:10 GMT -5
Are you serious, bro? We've been getting Three Musketeers ads quite a bit up here in Canada. I swear, not a day goes by when I haven't seen an ad for that movie. I don't get what she wants, does she want ads running nonstop over Jersey Shore (the audience I figured it was aimed for)? Let's face it, blaming the movie's marketing for it failing is the biggest grasping at straws finger pointing in Hollywood. The hilarious part is, this almost always happens with a movie that you see with a huge marketing push that bombs. So, in conclusion, screw her and her no-talent hack husband.
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Post by theryno665 on Oct 23, 2011 17:37:04 GMT -5
Thank goodness for DVDs and VODs and Betamax and whatever it is they use nowadays. Can't wait for the release of this on View-Master! I'm waiting for the game on Game Boy Color.
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Post by clashofchampains on Oct 23, 2011 21:55:23 GMT -5
I just just find it funny that Anderson took the character from Resident Evil and pointlessly put her in the Three Musketeers.
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Post by Michael Coello on Oct 23, 2011 22:02:57 GMT -5
I just just find it funny that Anderson took the character from Resident Evil and pointlessly put her in the Three Musketeers. Not really. It's just one scene, really, where she's all Alice. The rest, she's like DeWinter should be. Granted, it was a dumb scene. Even 2 guys behind me were like "You gotta be kidding me...." when it happened
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Post by clashofchampains on Oct 23, 2011 22:16:02 GMT -5
I just just find it funny that Anderson took the character from Resident Evil and pointlessly put her in the Three Musketeers. Not really. It's just one scene, really, where she's all Alice. The rest, she's like DeWinter should be. Granted, it was a dumb scene. Even 2 guys behind me were like "You gotta be kidding me...." when it happened In every scenes in the trailers she's all "look at me i'm the jumping badass killer girl! I can only do one role!"
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Post by Michael Coello on Oct 23, 2011 22:17:28 GMT -5
Not really. It's just one scene, really, where she's all Alice. The rest, she's like DeWinter should be. Granted, it was a dumb scene. Even 2 guys behind me were like "You gotta be kidding me...." when it happened In every scenes in the trailers she's all "look at me i'm the jumping badass killer girl! I can only do one role!" Yeah, but all those shots are only from 2 scenes in the entire movie: the beginning and one in the middle. That's it. The rest, she's just talking and trying to seduce/threaten people.
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Post by Rorschach on Oct 23, 2011 23:30:28 GMT -5
Are you serious, bro? We've been getting Three Musketeers ads quite a bit up here in Canada. I swear, not a day goes by when I haven't seen an ad for that movie. I don't get what she wants, does she want ads running nonstop over Jersey Shore (the audience I figured it was aimed for)? Let's face it, blaming the movie's marketing for it failing is the biggest grasping at straws finger pointing in Hollywood. The hilarious part is, this almost always happens with a movie that you see with a huge marketing push that bombs. So, in conclusion, screw her and her no-talent hack husband. Pretty much. I'm surprised she took a break from spamming Dread Central with useless RESIDENT MILLA newz to be THAT mad over the supposed "lack of hype". Seriously, her and Paul WS ought to just stick to doing home-made porno and spare us him ruining potentially cool franchises by turning them into cinematic wank-fests tributes to his no talent wife.
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Post by Cela on Oct 24, 2011 0:41:53 GMT -5
In every scenes in the trailers she's all "look at me i'm the jumping badass killer girl! I can only do one role!" Yeah, but all those shots are only from 2 scenes in the entire movie: the beginning and one in the middle. That's it. The rest, she's just talking and trying to seduce/threaten people. Yes, but they were 50% of the advertising.
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Post by VenomFang on Oct 24, 2011 0:47:41 GMT -5
I dont even find her to be that attractive. She was hot in the movie Kuffs but that was 20 years ago.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Oct 24, 2011 0:53:33 GMT -5
I dont even find her to be that attractive. She was hot in the movie Kuffs but that was 20 years ago. From what I can tell, most of that appeal comes from The Fifth Element, where, yeah, she was smoking hot. But otherwise, yeah, I agree with you.
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Post by Michael Coello on Oct 24, 2011 1:01:11 GMT -5
Yeah, but all those shots are only from 2 scenes in the entire movie: the beginning and one in the middle. That's it. The rest, she's just talking and trying to seduce/threaten people. Yes, but they were 50% of the advertising. I know. i'm just saying that she doesn't really do the ass-kicking thing all that much. She pretty much only does it in one scene, really, and that's it.
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Post by VenomFang on Oct 24, 2011 1:25:00 GMT -5
I dont even find her to be that attractive. She was hot in the movie Kuffs but that was 20 years ago. From what I can tell, most of that appeal comes from The Fifth Element, where, yeah, she was smoking hot. But otherwise, yeah, I agree with you. Fifth Element she had a really weird outfit and hairstyle and I didnt like it. Watch her in Kuffs which was a Christian Slater movie from like 1992 when she was at her best. She was also probably good in Return to the Blue Lagoon but I would never wanna sit through that/
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Oct 24, 2011 17:09:14 GMT -5
I dont even find her to be that attractive. She was hot in the movie Kuffs but that was 20 years ago. I think she is still gorgeous, but that is just my opinion.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2011 23:27:46 GMT -5
Uhhh...
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to Jovovich?
There... I've waited 7 years to use that line.
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Post by Cela on Oct 24, 2011 23:54:39 GMT -5
Uhhh... Is Wayne Brady gonna have to Jovovich? There... I've waited 7 years to use that line. One could say this marketing Jovovich mad...
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Post by JDviant on Oct 25, 2011 0:04:42 GMT -5
I dont even find her to be that attractive. She was hot in the movie Kuffs but that was 20 years ago. I really enjoyed that movie as a Slater mark.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Oct 25, 2011 1:20:26 GMT -5
I just just find it funny that Anderson took the character from Resident Evil and pointlessly put her in the Three Musketeers. I wonder which director husband/actor wife is worst: Kevin Smith/Jen Smith, Tim Burton/Helena Bonham Carter, or Paul Anderson/Milla Jovovich or other. You can argue that at least Burton/Carter are both talented at what they do.
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Post by clashofchampains on Oct 25, 2011 2:00:23 GMT -5
I just just find it funny that Anderson took the character from Resident Evil and pointlessly put her in the Three Musketeers. I wonder which director husband/actor wife is worst: Kevin Smith/Jen Smith, Tim Burton/Helena Bonham Carter, or Paul Anderson/Milla Jovovich or other. You can argue that at least Burton/Carter are both talented at what they do. True. Carter is talented but boy like Jovovich, she seems to do the same role over and over when she is in a Burton movie.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2011 2:30:56 GMT -5
Say what you will about Kevin Smith's movies, but at least his wife is usually in a small role if she's there at all.
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Post by Rorschach on Oct 25, 2011 2:44:40 GMT -5
Say what you will about Kevin Smith's movies, but at least his wife is usually in a small role if she's there at all. VERY true, except in the case of (I believe) Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and CLERKS II. And even then, Smith doesn't sign on to direct say, a Dead Space movie, write out Isaac Clark altogether, and make his wife the un-killable, unstoppable, super duper BADASS royale-with-cheese hero of the movie. And then follow it up with two MORE movies in the Dead Space universe where she gets even MORE powerful in each installment until Galactus, Dr. Manhattan, Neo, John Cena, Batman, Wolverine, AND Superman combined STILL aren't a match for her. That's how f*****g ridiculous Jovovich/Anderson are.
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