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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2011 5:23:44 GMT -5
Y'know, I might be offended by the cue-ball joke if I understood what on earth it meant.
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Post by wildojinx on Oct 9, 2011 8:39:40 GMT -5
Lawler: Brian Christopher doesnt need to use all that martial arts stuff. He thinks Judo means bagels!
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Post by 4real on Oct 9, 2011 9:07:16 GMT -5
During a Melina Match last year: Cole "Ha, I like the screams!"
Creepy
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Post by dreidemy on Oct 9, 2011 9:13:29 GMT -5
Not necessarily shocking, but this is still my favorite Lawler line: "You know, panties aren't the best thing in the world, but they're next to it!" Wait, that's actually clever. Are you sure that's a Lawler line? He say it in New Years Revolution 06 during a divas match
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Post by Dr. Bunsen Honeydew on Oct 9, 2011 9:24:18 GMT -5
Heyman: "His parents had nine months and all they could come up with is Christian? That would be like my parents naming me Jew"
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Oct 9, 2011 9:48:50 GMT -5
Jim Ross and Dark Journey. Nuff said. Not enough said, what was this? Also, didn't King call Goldust a "faggot" some point in like 1997? I believe you are thinking of Goldust's first face turn, which went a little something like this... King: You're a....well....aren't you? Goldust: What? King: ....queer? Goldust: No. *slugs Lawler*
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Post by Ginger Beer Man on Oct 9, 2011 10:20:57 GMT -5
Heyman: "His parents had nine months and all they could come up with is Christian? That would be like my parents naming me Jew" Always gets a laugh out of me
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Oct 9, 2011 10:27:48 GMT -5
Heyman: "His parents had nine months and all they could come up with is Christian? That would be like my parents naming me Jew" Always gets a laugh out of me
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Post by turkeysandwich on Oct 9, 2011 10:40:04 GMT -5
Not enough said, what was this? Also, didn't King call Goldust a "faggot" some point in like 1997? I believe you are thinking of Goldust's first face turn, which went a little something like this... King: You're a....well....aren't you? Goldust: What? King: ....queer? Goldust: No. *slugs Lawler* There is a backstage promo on Youtube called "The Most Brutal Jerry Lawler Promo Ever" where he calls Goldust a "flaming fag." This is also when he said Goldust daughter should have been named "Target" because every guy in Atalanta had a shot at being her father.
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Oct 9, 2011 11:10:11 GMT -5
was watching an SD from this past may and Cole made a comment to booker, comparing something to "A guy going to prison and finding God".
Harmless in its own right, but knowing that Booker has done some time himself....
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Oct 9, 2011 12:45:09 GMT -5
I believe you are thinking of Goldust's first face turn, which went a little something like this... King: You're a....well....aren't you? Goldust: What? King: ....queer? Goldust: No. *slugs Lawler* There is a backstage promo on Youtube called "The Most Brutal Jerry Lawler Promo Ever" where he calls Goldust a "flaming fag." This is also when he said Goldust daughter should have been named "Target" because every guy in Atalanta had a shot at being her father. Oh wow I never saw that, I am going to have to look for it now EDIT: Yup, wow....my g/f's jaw dropped when she heard that, because she has only seen goofy current face King. Also, it sounded like he was implying that everyone had a shot at Dakota herself...yikes...
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Post by Krazee on Oct 9, 2011 12:50:48 GMT -5
IT'S A MARK OUT MOMENT, AND I'M MARKIN OUT BRO! he was never heard from again...
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Oct 9, 2011 12:54:00 GMT -5
Lawler: Brian Christopher doesnt need to use all that martial arts stuff. He thinks Judo means bagels! Isn't that his kid?
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Post by spagett on Oct 9, 2011 13:11:15 GMT -5
There is a backstage promo on Youtube called "The Most Brutal Jerry Lawler Promo Ever" where he calls Goldust a "flaming fag." This is also when he said Goldust daughter should have been named "Target" because every guy in Atalanta had a shot at being her father. Oh wow I never saw that, I am going to have to look for it now EDIT: Yup, wow....my g/f's jaw dropped when she heard that, because she has only seen goofy current face King. Also, it sounded like he was implying that everyone had a shot at Dakota herself...yikes... The worrying thing about that promo is the pop he gets when he calls him a fag. He's getting cheers.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Oct 9, 2011 13:26:43 GMT -5
Oh wow I never saw that, I am going to have to look for it now EDIT: Yup, wow....my g/f's jaw dropped when she heard that, because she has only seen goofy current face King. Also, it sounded like he was implying that everyone had a shot at Dakota herself...yikes... The worrying thing about that promo is the pop he gets when he calls him a fag. He's getting cheers. Was he? It sounded like boos and collective shock to me, but, I wouldn't doubt it'd get cheered by some people.
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Post by Rave on Oct 9, 2011 13:30:10 GMT -5
I swear I heard Lawler call X-Pac a little f***er during an episode of Raw a couple years ago.
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Oct 9, 2011 14:06:01 GMT -5
Lawler: Brian Christopher doesnt need to use all that martial arts stuff. He thinks Judo means bagels! Isn't that his kid? Yes
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Oct 9, 2011 14:08:58 GMT -5
Y'know, I might be offended by the cue-ball joke if I understood what on earth it meant. From Urban Dictionary: So the harder you hit a cue ball the more spin (English) it'll have on it. I remember at the end of Hart-Hennig at SummerSlam '91 Bret was ripping Curt's singlet off and Piper jokingly said something about whether or not Mr. Perfect was screaming "rape" while having his gear torn off.
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Post by Andrew is Good on Oct 9, 2011 14:18:52 GMT -5
I'm on youtube looking for Bobby Hennan commentary lines, when Gorilla surprises me.
Gorilla (talking about Sensational Sherri): Who do you think does her makeup, Helen Keller.
This should be a fun look.
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Post by crimsonwolf on Oct 9, 2011 14:23:27 GMT -5
I recall Cole saying some like "Cena saying the same old crap" or something similar to that last year.
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