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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2011 13:49:48 GMT -5
What are some of your biggest "Did he/she just say say that?" moments on commentary in WWE?
To start, here's two from Jerry Lawler.
WrestleMania 13 during the Rocky/Sultan match, talking about Rocky's speech at the Slammies: "Rocky got up there and thanked his dad with that long, boring speech. It was so boring even Christopher Reeve got up and walked out."
No Way Out 1998 during the Godwinns/Quebecers match, after discussing the Godwinns being from Arkansas leads into a mention of Bill Clinton: "Don't even get me started on Clinton. Where's Lee Harvey Oswald when his country needs him?"
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Post by Famous Rocking Chimes on Oct 8, 2011 13:51:46 GMT -5
ANAL BLEEDING.
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Post by FailedGimmick on Oct 8, 2011 13:53:36 GMT -5
Cyber Sunday '06. Prior to the Women Championship Tournament Final between Lita and Mickie James, the Divas are standing in front of the announce table except for Mickie and Lita, who were in the ring.
Jerry says he wish he had his laptop so he could still vote. JR says he wished Jerry had anything on his lap other than his hands.
Damn, JR.
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Wailing Fungus
Dennis Stamp
Soaring like eagles on pogo sticks.
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Post by Wailing Fungus on Oct 8, 2011 13:57:02 GMT -5
"Unlike Heath Ledger, Rey Mysterio's career is alive and well." - JR, WrestleMania XXV
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 8, 2011 13:57:39 GMT -5
Jerry Lawler getting flustered during a Randy Orton entrance, scrambling for an adjective, eventually described Orton as "Looking good enough to eat."
I'm positive that it happened but I can never find it.
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Post by Young Game on Oct 8, 2011 13:59:17 GMT -5
WrestleMania 13 during the Rocky/Sultan match, talking about Rocky's speech at the Slammies: "Rocky got up there and thanked his dad with that long, boring speech. It was so boring even Christopher Reeve got up and walked out." From that same match, The Honky-Tonk Man: "Put it on him...stretch him...TEAR HIS CLOTHES OFF!" |
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Oct 8, 2011 14:01:10 GMT -5
"Cena's won the WWE Title," always disgusts me ;-)
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Post by Cam on Oct 8, 2011 14:01:57 GMT -5
"Cena's won the WWE Title," always disgusts me ;-) Hey, that's not shocking  |
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone.
Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Oct 8, 2011 14:09:12 GMT -5
When Cole said something like "this could be the worst night of Bret Hart's life".
(can't remember the damn quote)
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Oct 8, 2011 14:10:28 GMT -5
"Mike Awesome with a suicide dive, and it's a damn shame he didn't succeed and take his own life!" - Joey Styles, One Night Stand 2005.
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Post by femmejomo on Oct 8, 2011 14:18:45 GMT -5
Booker T:
"With limited ability and skills, John Cena has been able to hold onto the WWE title for quite some time."
The first time he said John Cena had limited ability and skills I was like "Oh Mah Gudness!"
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2011 14:26:34 GMT -5
"Lita jerking Edge off...the ladder"
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Post by Dave the Dave on Oct 8, 2011 14:37:43 GMT -5
Paul Heyman: I get to see Bush
You know the one.
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Post by dlg3000 on Oct 8, 2011 14:38:01 GMT -5
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Oct 8, 2011 14:43:18 GMT -5
Paul Heyman: I get to see Bush You know the one. If it wasn't Heyman saying the line, it was have been a GREAT innuendo! |
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Oct 8, 2011 14:51:32 GMT -5
"Mark Henry is handling the big Johnson."
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Oct 8, 2011 15:33:35 GMT -5
JR: "Will you stop with all these, these penis innuendos!"
Jerry Lawler *shocked*: JR you said penis!
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Post by Hit Girl on Oct 8, 2011 15:34:32 GMT -5
"Are you bilingual HHH?"
"I'm a lot of bi's but linguals not one of them"
lol
Then he realised what he said.
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Post by Cam on Oct 8, 2011 15:37:41 GMT -5
When Cole said something like "this could be the worst night of Bret Hart's life". (can't remember the damn quote) Yeah, that was when Bret's leg got broken and Cole said "This is probably the worst night of Bret's life" and everyone was like "Cole....you serious bro?" |
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Oct 8, 2011 15:40:23 GMT -5
"Tyson Kidd picks up the victory!"
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