MasonK565
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Post by MasonK565 on Jun 8, 2013 0:30:21 GMT -5
Holy crap. This blew up like crazy. I am nervous. I have never done one of these in this format before so bare with me if there one or two complications. I will finalize the sign up sheet when I get back later tonight...but this seems like a solid line up!
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MasonK565
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Post by MasonK565 on Jun 8, 2013 0:37:56 GMT -5
I'd love to play a round of choose your own adventure. Reminds me of the movie "Cabin in the Woods" if you've seen that. Oh I did, and I love it. I also need to pull a disclaimer on what to expect from these. Some stories will be frightening, some will just be over the top ridiculous. Some will have occasional sexual themes, and many will have reoccurring characters. And expect some graphic murders. But this is with adults....so I don't know why I am saying this. I am used to telling them to some innocent freshman or something.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2013 0:48:21 GMT -5
Well that means I can't let my twin 5 year old sons play along. Jeez!
I'm very much looking forward to this. Just so everyone knows, if I die, I want you to play "It's So Hard to Say Goodbye to Yesterday" at my funeral.
Oh, and I want one of you to be a great eugooglizer.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2013 1:04:55 GMT -5
If I Die play the song I won Fan Idol 8 With
You know the one
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Hawk Hart
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Post by Hawk Hart on Jun 8, 2013 3:24:46 GMT -5
Well that means I can't let my twin 5 year old sons play along. Jeez! I'm very much looking forward to this. Just so everyone knows, if I die, I want you to play "It's So Hard to Say Goodbye to Yesterday" at my funeral. Oh, and I want one of you to be a great eugooglizer. Isn't that my job? I'm known for my eloquence and being your best friend.
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MasonK565
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Post by MasonK565 on Jun 8, 2013 13:01:04 GMT -5
Okay players, we have ourselves a game! The sign up list is finalized. I am currently working on the characters/story as we speak. Expect me to list the characters by the end of tonight. I will be working from 5 to close at my pizza place, and I am moving to my grandmother's this weekend (just for the summer, until I move back to KU, as my struggling aunt is needing a place to stay, so my family gave her my room).
Here some other querps I have decided to add to make this work:
1. The deadlines for the decisions will vary based upon the importance of the decision. For example, if we are extremely active, a decision to open a left or right door will be half a day. A deadline for deciding to kill Dammit Cageking because you think he is infected will be maybe 2 days.
2. To delve into the story deeper, when I release your character list and get into the intro of the story, I will refer to you by your character name only. So please...remember who you are.
3. I understand that sometimes people will either forget to make a decision or literally can't get it in on time. I have instituted a FREE GO rule. For ONE decision, if I do not hear of that player by a certain deadline, I will give them a free go and automatically give that person the right decision. This will only be done once..
4. I will try the hardest I can do to maintain a continuous stories with no delays because I can't put out a story with the deadline. With my mafia games, I was pretty good at keeping the game going. All I ask is that you guys at least try to keep up with it too. You can't just sit back and do nothing to win. You literally have to choose your fate.
Expect your characters soon!
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MasonK565
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Post by MasonK565 on Jun 8, 2013 14:48:05 GMT -5
Setting: Mt. KinTahTee is known as the most beautiful mountain in the whole world. While it is not the tallest, it sets the record for the amount of snow accumulated year-round. In 1991, a man named Lee opened a 5 star resort/hotel, The Shining, on the mountain. Since then, people have flocked to the resort like it was going out of style. Unfortunately, many customers have left this week because a record setting ice storm that is heading its way to the mountain. The vacationers who are in this story don’t care about the storm, don’t know of the storm, or don’t comprehend the danger of the storm.
Most characters are completely fictional and created in my own mind. There are a few celebrities in the story. They are used for satire.
Characters: Moscow Jenkins-Strong Brad Moscow was married two days ago to the love his life, Kathy Jenkins. Moscow is a professional badminton player. Born and raised on a farm in Kansas, you lack social skills required to not be awkward around people you don't know. You and your wife decided to go to Mt. KinTahTee in Colorado because of its beauty and the isolation from people. You hate people from Missouri.
Kathy Jenkins-Notorious Kathy Jenkins is the wife of Moscow Jenkins. You are a trophy wife. You are ditzy, and appear to be empty headed when talking to about other people’s interests. You are self-absorbed but extremely loyal to Moscow. Part of your attraction to Moscow is his seemingly deep bank account. You are stronger than Moscow physically, as you were a former competitive weightlifter for your college, Kansas State University. You were born and raised in Kansas City, Missouri.
Pretty Boy Lee-Anonymous GM Pretty Boy Lee is the definition of a greedy bastard. Lee is a womanizing, lying, misogynistic, cheating, and egotistical…bastard. You are the owner of the The Shining, a five star resort/hotel located on Mt. KinTahTee. You make a massive amount of money from owning the resort but do nothing at all to help your employees or to increase the livelihood of your patrons. You spend your days walking around the halls of the hotel, trying to pick up on young women. You goad them with your free access to pools, saunas and massages. People constantly confuse you with the actor, Michael Madsen. Why? Because you look like him.
Bitchie Ritchie-Zack Morris is Insane Bitchie Ritchie is the general manager of the resort, The Shining. Your real name is really not Bitchie Ritchie but the owner, Pretty Boy Lee, refuses to let anyone else call you otherwise. You are constantly teased and harassed because of your hard work ethic and loyalty to the resort. You are virgin, and never had a girlfriend in your life. This is because you have constantly put your work life and goals ahead of your desire for sex or leisure time. You are 31 and you own the best handlebar mustache known to man.
Ben Affleck-SAVE_US.GDR Ben Affleck is the famous actor/Oscar-winning Director. You are incredibly handsome, wealthy, and talented. Your last film fell short of your personal expectation of quality despite winning a record number of Oscar awards, 15, and being a box office smash. You have come to the resort with your wife, Jennifer Gardner, to write on your next masterpiece called, “Shaft vs Shaq.”
Jennifer Garner-Lodi ‘Wyatt’ Rulz Jennifer Gardner is the famous actress who is married to Ben Affleck. You have come to the resort to celebrate your wedding anniversary with Ben but he is too dedicated to his next film, “Shaft vs Shaq.” His lack of interest in you leaves you sad, angry, and sexually frustrated. You are hoping this vacation trip will save your marriage.
Sugar Momma-Sloth Spartan Sugar Momma is the codename of the African American agent hunting for the Abominable Snowman. People have been mysteriously disappearing on Mt. KinTahTee. A deadly ice storm is approaching, and this is her best chance at finding the Snowman. The monster will be in the same deadly elements as you, and you are ready to kill. You have the ability to murder anyone at this resort with ease. You are the deadliest person here.
Jeff Hawkins-Hollywood Hawkeye Jefferson Jeff Hawkins is a man in his young twenties, who happens to be a billionaire. You created the social media craze, couchpotato.com, which is a multimedia service that allows people to literally do almost anything from the couch. People hate you because you are leading America into an even worse direction of obesity. Unfortunately, you are depressed because of your mother’s death (which was caused by obesity). You come to the resort to meditate alone and try to find your meaning in life. You are also homosexual, and you are looking to find the love you have always been looking for.
Jay Bay Bay-J Jay Bay Bay is a famous rap artist known for his degrading lyrics on women and terrible talent with instruments. After your folk rock-rap album, ‘I Am Gonna Eat Dat Butt’ bombed financially and critically, you have decided to come to the resort to collaborate your next album with Flava Flav. This album will be called, ‘I Wanna See the Tip of Your Mountains.’ This album will be a rap-jazz fusion, and you are hoping this album will give you the success you have been looking for.
Flava Flav-stinger4christ Flava Flav is a famous rap artist known for his work with Public Enemy. Despite your flamboyant behavior and empty catchphrases, you are extremely gifted and can play a wide variety of instruments. You are at the resort, The Shining, to make a new album with Jay Bay Bay. You are getting old and you want one last album to be your great send off. While you are here, you have discovered that the resort sells donuts. You love donuts. A lot.
Shaneekee-Spiked Mohican Shaneekee is a female Native American who decided to throw away a life of luxury and pleasure for a life closer to her Navajo culture. You have decided to walk to Mt. KinTahTee and live there for the rest of your life. You are trying to teach yourself how to hunt, make a fire, skin animals, and to live with nature. You can speak perfect English, as you were a former plastic surgeon from Beverly Hills. But you are now trying to learn how to speak like your ancestors, and vows to never speak English again. Will this be a success? Or is this idea of yours just terrible?
Sir Edwin-Wolf Hurricane Sir Edwin is a famous man from England. You come to the resort, The Shining, because of its royal reputation. No one here knows you are famous because they are in America. No one knows who you are, and could care less about you. This angers you deeply. I can’t even say more about your character because I don’t even know who you are. I can't even give you a last name.
Monica Slavinsky-Waffel113 Monica Slavinsky is a journalist for Hotel Monthly, the highest rated magazine in America regarding hotels. Your job is simple but time consuming, jumping from hotel to hotel, resort to resort, reviewing the business for your magazine. You have just graduated from college and took this job so you can get yourself out of debt. You also love long walks on the beach, watching the sunrise, and watching the Discovery Channel. You miss your boyfriend, Tommy Strasser, who is away on a vacation with friends.
The Janitor-Mr. B Natural The Janitor is a mature woman, in her late 50’s, who has decided to get a job as a janitor at the resort, The Shining. You take this job because it pays well and you are hoping to save up on money so you can retire comfortably while still spoiling your grandchildren with costly gifts. You are the best damn toilet cleaner in the world, and you have dentures. You can’t help but laugh at people who make funny faces. You love to have a good time and you can strike up a conversation with almost anyone.
Paul Stanley-Orange Paul Stanley is the musician/singer for the legendary band, KISS. Unfortunately, you have contracted syphilis and you never did anything about it. The disease went to your spine, paralyzing you from waist down. So now you are stuck in a wheelchair. You come to the resort, The Shining, because you have heard it is a peaceful getaway for famous people who need a significant alone time. You are hoping this trip will make you happy and get your mind off of your paralyzed legs.
The Goat Man-Dammit Cageking! The Goat Man is a creepy old man who lives in a shack outside of the resort, Mt. KinTahTee. You scare away the visitors and no one can understand you. You have a pet goat named Billy and the customers gossip about whether or not you perform sexual deeds with the pet. In reality, you don’t. You love Billy and treat him like a child. But because of your creepy nature…people believe otherwise. You have seen the Abominable Snowman and you are really trying to warn people of the creature…except no one can understand you.
Expect Part 1 late tonight or early tomorrow morning!
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Post by Big Bad Brad on Jun 8, 2013 15:32:21 GMT -5
Interesting characters there Mason. lol I'm married to Notorious WTF well at least I'm not the wife Also funny that Stinger got Flava Flav as a character since I know he doesn't care to much for hip hop lol. Looking forward to my first choice in the game.
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Post by stinger on Jun 8, 2013 15:51:55 GMT -5
I don't care much for rap, but I did throw together a terrible Flavor Flav costume once in about 5 minutes for a Halloween party. I used to watch a lot of The Surreal Life.
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Waffel113
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 8, 2013 16:43:16 GMT -5
I wonder how Gus will react to being Ben Affleck.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2013 16:57:33 GMT -5
Well I'm first to die
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Waffel113
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 8, 2013 17:09:41 GMT -5
If we're taking odds on one person to survive the whole game, my money is Zack Morris, because Virgins.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jun 8, 2013 17:11:34 GMT -5
But Jennifer Garner needs someone to turn to! Surely it'll be the virgin, and then I'll be met by a grizzly death
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2013 17:20:33 GMT -5
But Jennifer Garner needs someone to turn to! Surely it'll be the virgin, and then I'll be met by a grizzly death Plus no woman can resist your mustache
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Hawk Hart
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Post by Hawk Hart on Jun 8, 2013 17:24:05 GMT -5
So my exact opposite? Well alright then.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2013 17:28:14 GMT -5
So my exact opposite? Well alright then. Congrats on finally coming out the closet bro
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
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Post by Hawk Hart on Jun 8, 2013 17:35:49 GMT -5
So my exact opposite? Well alright then. Congrats on finally coming out the closet bro Thanks buddy but, in spite of the game, I'm still a raging heterosexual. Edit: I just really wanted to say "raging heterosexual".
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2013 17:39:23 GMT -5
Congrats on finally coming out the closet bro Thanks buddy but, in spite of the game, I'm still a raging heterosexual. Edit: I just really wanted to say "raging heterosexual". Raging Heterosexual: The Movie!
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Waffel113
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 8, 2013 17:45:34 GMT -5
I don't know how my character is going to work out? I'm not expecting to survive, but it should be interesting.
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MasonK565
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Post by MasonK565 on Jun 8, 2013 22:55:46 GMT -5
Remember, anyone has the chance to survive. It all depends on your decisions. A currently mapping the story now. The importance of the decisions will increase the further the story goes.
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