MasonK565
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Post by MasonK565 on Jun 11, 2013 16:03:29 GMT -5
PM me your decisions by midnight tonight please!
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 12, 2013 10:19:59 GMT -5
The anticipation is killing me. I need to know if my logic was right!
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jun 12, 2013 10:27:03 GMT -5
If I look back here and see Gus dead, I will personally take Richie to the snowman myself, and watch him bend and snap like a pencil. There is no Gus!
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 12, 2013 10:30:48 GMT -5
ONLY ZUUL!!
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Post by MasonK565 on Jun 12, 2013 13:51:41 GMT -5
Okie dokie, story is being written now!
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Post by MasonK565 on Jun 12, 2013 15:24:41 GMT -5
Part 3
Snowman: AHAHAMAMAmAHAGAP!
Shaneekee pulls out her bow, aiming for the arms of the Snowman. She fires her arrow, striking the left elbow of the beast. The beast drops Sugar Momma, and Sugar Momma crashes to the ground. Shaneekee runs to her aid, lifting the secret agent on her feet. Sugar Momma has broken her right leg. The Abominable Snowman begins to approach the two women as they walk away, but the ladies hear a faint cry from the distance.
Goat Man: Goaoasdoasodaosdoooo geeeeeeeeeeeeeetta heeeeeeeeeeiaeieieieiem!
Out of nowhere, a Billy the Goat comes thrashing through the snow, and heading straight first into the left leg of the foul creature. The Snowman yells in pain. In response, the creature lifts the goat and bites its head off, throwing the goat at the two women. The creature runs away, into the white fog.
The Goat Man approaches the woman and helps up Sugar Momma. Shaneekee leads the two through the cold mountain range, leading them to The Shining.
In the ski lounge, Jay Bay Bay and Flava Flav are deciding how to get to the top of the mountain. After much bickering and arguing, the two decided it would be safer to use the Skyride, despite how long it would take. The two set on a seat, with their ski gear, and let the cable carry them into the sky.
Jay Bay Bay: You know…I am no meteor guy or whatever you call dem, but dat looks like an ice storm…and it is heading our way.
Flava Flav: Flava Flav!
Jay Bay Bay: This ride better hurry….this storm will be here in an hour or so!
Flava Flav: Flava Flav!
Suddenly, the machine stops. And the seat is left swaying back and forth in the sky.
Flava Flav: FLAVA FLAV?!
Jay Bay Bay: Yes Flava Flav, the operating box must have stopped workin’ or somethin’.
Flava Flav: Flava Flav?!
Jay Bay Bay: I don’t know man; I can’t see the ground from here. It is too foggy. We could be 10 feet above the ground…or 100. If I can’t get down that box, I could fix and reverse dat system, taking us back to the damn Shining.
Flava Flav: Flava Flav?
Jay Bay Bay: Of course I can, I graduated from Harvard with a master’s in electrical engineering. I am da sheeznit at dat stuff man! But if we don’t try to fix it, we are stuck here….and the ice storm will freeze us to deaf man!
The two rappers sit in the seat, and hear a loud yelling sound from beneath….the rappers look at each other, face to face, and cry in fear.
In Room 666, Jeff Hawkinson is sitting on his bead in shock. He has just witnessed the Snowman attack at the Goat Man’s shack with his binoculars. Stressed with a decision, Jeff needs to decide whether he wants to go save the victims of the attack, or head down to the storm shelter and hide.
In the bathroom, The Janitor and Monica Slavinsky are discussing their plans.
Monica: We can’t stay here. This door won’t hold, and that monster could break in.
The Janitor: But we can’t outrun that beast if we go on the run. And he knows we are here! We need someone to come rescue us!
Monica: (Opening the door and leaving) I’ll take my chances.
Monica leaves and closes the door behind her. She takes off, running through the halls of the hotel/resort. The Janitor begins to yell for help. Screaming and screaming, her calls for help are answered with two heavy knocks on the door.
Janitor: Who is it?!
Kathy: I am here to help you!
The Janitor opens the door, revealing a now fully dressed Kathy Jenkins.
Kathy: Come with me, I am here to help you.
From outside of the room, on the patio, the Abominable Snowman enters the room. The Janitor begins to scream hysterically again, closing the door on Kathy. The Snowman picks up Kathy by the head and lifts her into the air. With just one hand, the Snowman crushes the skull of Kathy, leaving the rest of her body motionless. The creature drops the body to the floor and charges through the door. The Janitor is hiding in the bathtub, screaming for help. The Snowman, annoyed by the high pitched screaming, creates a fist with his right hand, and just begins to beat the body of the Janitor. Over and over, the creature butchers the Janitor with a constant flow of senseless of punches. The Janitor is now dead, and the screaming has stopped. The Snowman turns and walks away, now glad that woman has shut up. The Janitor’s dead body is left in a giant tub full of her own blood.
Outside of the hotel, Pretty Boy Lee stops running, bending over and breathing heavily. A constant use of cigarettes, weed, and alcohol has left Pretty Boy Lee unfit to run for a long period of time. He is standing in what seems to be in the middle of nowhere, amidst the snow and cold breeze of Mt. KinTahTee. Moscow runs up to Pretty Boy Lee. He is naked and jumping in the snow. His feet are freezing in the snow, and he has plenty of energy left to spare.
Moscow: You son of a bitch, I have heard of your habits before I came here. I figured you wouldn’t be foolish enough to try anything on my wife.
Pretty Boy Lee: It was an accident. I swear.
Moscow: You have almost singlehandedly ruined my honeymoon with my wife. I am gonna kick your ass and leave you here to rot in the ice storm.
Pretty Boy Lee: Oh….try me.
Pretty Boy Lee takes a butterfly knife and flips out the blade. Moscow hunches over, as if he is getting ready to wrestle.
In the massage room, Bitchie Ritchie is going deep into Ben Affleck’s collarbone. The arousing atmosphere that Ritchie has set is getting Ben more excited than Jennifer.
Ben: God…I should be doing this for Jennifer right now. This is damn good.
Ritchie: What can I say? I have hands of magic.
Ben: What do you say I give you a few extra bucks to leave and let me finish up the massage on Jennfer?
Right as Ritchie is about to respond, he is interrupted.
Jennifer: Something is leaking…I can feel water dripping all over on my back.
Ritchie and Ben look up, seeing a giant wet spot drenching through the ceiling. Water is pouring from the ceiling everywhere.
Ritchie: Something must have flooded…I have to go check it! You guys might want to relocate…this could be dangerous…
Ben: Are you saying that because it is actually dangerous? Or because you don’t want me to massage my own wife?!
Part 3 is now over.
List of Deaths: 1. Sir Edwin-Wolf Hurricane 2. Kathy Jenkins-Notorious 3. The Janitor-Mr. B Natural
Decisions:
Shaneekee: You are leading Goat Man and Sugar Momma to the Shining. Do you take them to the Storm shelter, or do you take to the emergency office and call 911?
Goat Man: Your fate depends on Shaneekee.
Sugar Momma: Do your break away from Goat Man and Shaneekee to continue your hunt for the beast? Or do you let them take care of you?
Jay Bay Bay: Do you jump from the skyride and hope the ground is close enough for a safe landing? Or do you stay in the skyride for help?
Flava Flav: Do you jump from the skyride and hope the ground is close enough for a safe landing? Or do you stay in the skyride for help?
Monica: Do you head to the storm shelter? Or do you run to the emergency office to call 911?
Jeff Hawkinson: Do you run down to the lounge to help the victims from the attack? Do you go the emergency office to call 911? Or do you run to the storm shelter for safety?
Pretty Boy Lee: You are about to fight a naked Moscow. Do you strike first? Or do you let him attack first?
Moscow: You are about to fight an armed Pretty Boy Lee. Do you strike first? Or do you let him attack first?
Paul Stanley: Your fate depends on Bitchie Ritchie, Ben Affleck, and Jennifer Garner.
Bitchie Ritchie: Do you go check the flood? Or do you stay and argue with Ben Affleck?
Ben Affleck: Do you go help Ritchie with the flood? Or do you stay to get passionate with your wife?
Jennifer: Do you go help Ritchie with the flood? Or do you stay to get passionate with your husband?
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MasonK565
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Post by MasonK565 on Jun 12, 2013 15:26:45 GMT -5
Deadline is tomorrow night at midnight! By the way.....if anyone is ever put in the Last Decision, where you choose if you survive the story or not....you can NOT use your safe decision for that decision. Please...only use that if you know you can't reply by the deadline.
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Waffel113
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 12, 2013 15:38:44 GMT -5
And then there were 13.
OK Mason, don't tell me anything about the shelter!
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jun 12, 2013 16:19:37 GMT -5
Where's Ritchie's decision to get passionate with Ben's wife? Haha!
Good stuff thus far! Really enjoying it, and it got so crazy... The thought of Flava Flav rocking back and forth in the middle of a snow storm is pretty hilarious!
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Big Bad Brad
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Post by Big Bad Brad on Jun 12, 2013 16:35:09 GMT -5
My wife is dead while I'm standing naked about to fight a pretty boy in the words of Ron Simmons ......DAMN! And I mean that in a good way
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 12, 2013 16:50:02 GMT -5
If I die, I want you to play Broken Out in Love at my funeral. Am I understood?
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Post by MasonK565 on Jun 12, 2013 23:04:31 GMT -5
And then there were 13. OK Mason, don't tell me anything about the shelter! It is supposed to be a mystery!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2013 1:45:59 GMT -5
Well that's disappointing. It was fun while it lasted.
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 13, 2013 19:30:01 GMT -5
I don't know if I'm ready for this. I think I made the right choice thinking logically, but it's Mason running the story, not me, so I'm probably going to die sometime in the next installment. If I don't make it, I just want you all to know that I love you, and I hope you beat that damned monster.
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Post by MasonK565 on Jun 15, 2013 13:00:57 GMT -5
Constructing the next story as I type.
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Post by MasonK565 on Jun 15, 2013 21:25:10 GMT -5
Stinger4christ did not send in a decision. This is his second time missing.
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Post by MasonK565 on Jun 16, 2013 15:52:24 GMT -5
Part 4
The heavy winds of the ice storm have arrived. In a matter of minutes….the ice storm will hit…
Flava Flav: Flava Flav!?
Jay Bay Bay: I need you to. I am the only one around here who could fix it. If I jump, I could die. I need you to do it.
Flava Flav: Flava…..Flav?
Jay Bay Bay: Yes, of course I love you. You don’t even know as it could only be 20 feet.
Flava Flav takes the seat belt off and takes a deep breath. He jumps off the skyride, screaming. Jay Bay Bay looks down into the white and sees Flava Flav fade, and hear his yell begin to quiet. Suddenly, Flava Flav’s voice abruptly ends.
Jay Bay Bay: Flava Flav?! Flava Flav?!
The wind begins to pick up and Jay Bay Bay begins to realize that Flava Flav is dead. He has to go or he will freeze there. But where will he go?
Behind The Shining, Shaneekee and The Goat Man are walking in Sugar Momma. Shaneekee leads them into the emergency office where The Goat Man and Shaneekee sit Sugar Momma by the door. They close and lock the door, keeping Shaneekee on the lookout. Goat Man calls the cops though all he can hear is a dead but constant beep. The phone lines are down. Sugar Momma looks out of the window, knowing how this is her chance to split. But seeing Shaneekee and The Goat Man trying to protect each other, she decides to stay as the protector…despite her broken leg.
The Goat Man: Shaaaaaaaaaneeeekaeaeaeae, dodayaya seeayayaya anaaataing outta derea?
Shaneekee turns around to shake her head no. As she is nodding, a giant hand erupts from behind the door, breaking the small window Shaneekee was looking through. The hand grabs onto Shaneekee’s head, and lifts her a few inches above the ground. Shaneekee is throwing her arms around and yelling for help. Goat Man runs straight to her so he can attempt to pry off the hand.
CRUNCH.
Blood and bits of Shaneekee’s brain are now leaking through the fingers of the Abominable Snowman’s hand. The body drops to the floor and the hand attempts to grab Goat Man.
Sugar Momma: DUCK!
Goat Man ducks and Sugar Momma jumps over him to leap onto the arm, stabbing it repeatedly with a knife. The arm pulls back and the Snowman moans as he walks away in pain.
Goat Man: WHerererererad adasd as alearaweranr a to doeiodfrioeido datatat?
Sugar Momma: I am a member of the SPA, The Snowman Protection Agency. I was originally a defense lawyer but I decided to become a Snowman Hunter after this beat killed my parents here five years ago. Since then, it has been my goal to kill him.
Goat Man: Whoa.
In the snow, Pretty Boy Lee and Moscow Jenkins (who is naked) are preparing to duel. Lee has out his butterfly knife…waiting for Moscow to strike. Moscow is calculating how to attack, as he does not want to be stabbed. Hunched over, Moscow is standing in the snow like a frog, posing as if he is about to jump. Moscow suddenly throws up snow into Pretty Boy Lee’s face, and dives for him, reaching out with closed fists.
Lee: Ah!
Lee can’t see Moscow but knows he is moving in on him, so Lee lowers, attempting to duck Moscow’s leap. He swings his knife, and feels a pull from the skin he has made contact with.
Moscow: OH MER GERD! AHHHHHHH!
Lee is kneeling down into the snow, looking away from Moscow. He hears something land to the left of him, rolling towards him. Lee looks down and sees a bloody penis, leaving a bloody trail back to a now nursing Moscow.
Moscow: You f***ing bitch!
Lee is shocked by the fact that he cut off Moscow’s penis and is amazed by the amount of blood pouring out between his legs. He puts away his knife, lights up a cigarette, and begins to walk back to The Shining.
Moscow: I will find you…and I will kill you! You perverted bastard!
Lee stops and turns around, giving Moscow a long, deep stare into his eyes.
Ben: I am not gonna go up there! Why should I help someone with their job? I won’t be getting paid!
Ritchie: I am not asking you to help me; I just want you to leave this room! It is dangerous!
Ben: No. I have seen you, eyeing my wife. I am not going anywhere. This is an emotional setting where my wife and I can make love. You can f***ing leave!
Jennifer: Oh Ben, stop being ridiculous! He is just doing his job. Water is practically pouring out of the ceiling! I am gonna go up and make sure no is hurt.
Ben: Damn it, Jen! Fine, will you please come back after? We can try out their new hot tubs!
Jennifer: Yes, my love.
Jennifer kisses Ben as she holds up her towel. She goes to the corner to change as Bitchie Ritchie leaves the room. After Jennifer is dressed, she goes to the hall to meet Ritchie, where they then go to the flooding room.
Ritchie kicks open the door after several unsuccessful attempts to unlock it. The room is flooding, as water is pouring through the floor and even into the hallway. The water is also coming out of the French doors, creating an icy path on the exterior patio to the room. Ritchie rushes into the bathroom to turn off the bathtub. He finds an unconscious Paul Stanley, lying face up on the wet floor.
Bitchie: I told him to watch out for the bathtub walls.
Jennifer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!
Ritchie comes running into the room to the sound of the Abominable Snowman breaking through the glass doors. The Snowman pauses to see Paul Stanley in the bathroom, glances at the screaming Jennifer and looks over to Ritchie.
Ritchie: What in the hell is this?!
The creature begins to walk towards Ritchie. But as the creature walks, a louder and louder creaking sound can be hears. Suddenly, the floor beneath the creature breaks, dropping the creature onto Ben Affleck. Ben Affleck is mutilated after having the floor, bed, and the creature land on him.
Jennifer: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! BEN!
Ritchie runs to Jennifer to prevent from falling into the floor and notices the creature begin to crawl up the wall to get back to the floor above him.
The storm shelter is a basement at the bottom of The Shining used for protection in case the weather causes severe harm to the structure of the hotel/resort or its inhabitants. It is dark and has never been used before. It is also sound proof, with doors being bulletproof and shatterproof. Jeff Hawkinson enters the main entrance, flipping the switch. He sees nothing but blank white walls and columns, accompanied with a dirty brown floor. He goes down to other side where there is an ax in an emergency case. He punches open the box and grabs out the ax, bouncing it back and forth between his hands. Suddenly, loud thuds come from the metal door at the main entrance. The door is being forced open by someone but the physical activity is not successful. Jeff walks back up the steps slowly, holding his ax against his right shoulder. He is prepared to swing. He walks up to the door and begins to decide on whether or not he should open it.
Part 4 is now over.
List of Deaths: 1. Sir Edwin-Wolf Hurricane 2. Kathy Jenkins-Notorious 3. The Janitor-Mr. B Natural 4. Flava Flav-Stinger4christ 5. Shaneekee-Spiked Mohican 6. Ben Affleck-SAVE_US.GDR
Decisions: Jay Bay Bay: You need to get out of the skyride. Do you climb the wire back to The Shining? Or do you slide down the wire to the mechanical box?
Sugar Momma: You are hurt and The Goat Man needs protection. But the Snowman is in the building. Take Goat Man to the shelter? Or go out to slay the beast?
Goat Man: Your fate depends on Sugar Momma.
Pretty Boy Lee: Do you want to leave Moscow in the cold, where he could bleed out and possibly freeze? Or do you go back to finish him off?
Moscow: Your fate rests in Lee's hands.
Bitchie Ritchie: You need to save someone. Do you save the unconscious Paul Stanley? Or help Jennifer Garner leave the room?
Jennifer: Your fate rests in Ritchie's hands.
Paul Stanley: Your fate rests in Ritchie's hands.
Jeff Hawkninson: Do you open the door? Or let it be?
Monica Slavinsky: You are nowhere to be found.
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 16, 2013 16:01:06 GMT -5
SWERVE.
I swear to God if Jeff opens the door and kills me with that ax I will haunt him for the rest of his days! On the bright side, at least I don't have to make a choice this round.
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Post by Big Bad Brad on Jun 16, 2013 17:19:09 GMT -5
Pretty Boy you better not leave me to die you already cut off my manhood what more could you do to a poor old soul like me!
The story is getting good can't wait to see what happens next!
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jun 16, 2013 22:19:09 GMT -5
Well, so much for hoping to subvert the cliche....
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