Post by MasonK565 on Jun 9, 2013 0:53:53 GMT -5
Here is the intro! The rules were already made. Sometimes, your character won’t be part of the story. I didn’t forget you; I just couldn’t get you in completely. Also, I forgot to say one thing about decisions. Sometimes, you will not be in control of your fate. Sometimes, someone else will be. You will understand! Here is the intro:
Moscow Jenkins: Babe, we are gonna have one hell of a week. Even if it storms, there is so much we can do inside. Massages, bowling, swimming pools, hot tubs, live music, and just us…hmmm…maybe we can even keep each other busy most of the time.
Kathy Jenkins: Oh Moscow….you read my mind! I can’t wait to get you under the sheets. But I want to ski!
Moscow: It is okay hun…we will as soon as we move into our room!
Moscow and Kathy are driving along the winding roads of the Mt. KinTahTee. The wind is picking up but the sun is prevalent. It is about 2:00 in the day, and the couple is looking to consummate their marriage. From the top of the mountain, a young black woman is stalking the car through binoculars. Her name is Sugar Momma.
SQUEEEEEEEAAAAK. The car halts in the middle of the road, as Moscow finds a random old man standing in the road, walking a goat.
Moscow: What the hell are you doing!? Get out of the way, I could have killed you!
Goat Man: Wahahada gotta goeahmatea heraerrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Moscow: What?!
Goat Man: Yoooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuahahah nedeheeeeeda waahahatachcha ooooottahata.
Moscow:….okay.
The car speeds around the stranger with the goat, and pulls into the parking lot of the prestigious, five star resort, The Shining. Moscow and Kathy pull out their luggage and head their way into the lobby. They pull up to the counter.
Bitchie Ritchie: Hi! Welcome to The Shining! Your days will never shine brighter than the days spent here! What is your name?
Kathy: Jenkins, Kathy Jenkins.
Bitchie Ritchie: Hmm,…..you are not in our system!
Pretty Boy Lee: Move over, Bitchie. Go check on our more important guests. Hi, I am the owner, Lee. Do you think you can honestly just walk into The Shining and get a room without a reservation?
Kathy: Um….
Pretty Boy Lee: Aha! I am just kidding. A majority of our rooms are open. We only have 10 guests here.
Kathy: Why?
Pretty Boy Lee: Because of the storm! It is supposed to be the worst storm in over a decade. Are you retarded? How have you not heard of it? Anyways….what room do you want to stay in?
In the lobby, Monica Slavinsky is rushing to her room. She bumps into a random man walking the opposite direction.
Monica: Oh I am so sorry! I didn’t mean to!
Sir Edwin: Oh, it is fine. I mean, I am not really used to getting bumped, but it is okay. Do you know who I am?
Monica: Aha….no, I don’t. Should I?
Sir Edwin: Why, of course you should! Eh!
Sir Edwin stomps off towards his room and Monica is left standing alone in the hallway. In another room, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner have finished packing their room. Someone knocks on their door.
Jennifer Garner: Come in!
Bitchie Ritchie: Hello! Are you two doing fine?
Ben and Jennifer: Why yes, we are!
Bitchie Ritchie: Good! Would you two be interested in going to the massage room? I am the highest qualified masseuse in the resort.
Jennifer: Oh yes! I would love to! Ben, do you want to?
Ben Affleck: Ah, I would love to babe but I can’t. I have to finish this scene in my movie, “Shaft vs Shaq.” Shaq is about to get his hand cut off by Shaft! I need to finish writing it out.
Jennifer: (Rolling her eyes) I will be there.
Bitchie Ritchie: Beautiful! I will meet you down there in half an hour.
Ritchie leaves the room and walks to other side of the hallway. He approaches Room 69 but all he can hear are incoherent drum beats and loud, obnoxious rapping. Right as he is about to knock, Paul Stanley approaches in his wheelchair.
Paul Stanley: Hey man, where is the nearest elevator?
Bitchie Ritchie: There is one down by the other end of the hall. But think about this later, as during storms they have a tendency malfunction.
Paul Stanley: Thanks for the heads up!
In the wilderness, The Goat Man is heading towards his shack. The shack is made of metal scraps and is extremely small. He looks off in the distance and thinks he sees a beautiful woman (Shaneekee). He double checks what he saw, but thinks he is imagining things. He goes into his shack, where he builds a fire to keep him and his goat, Billy, warm.
The intro is now over. Here are the decisions:
Moscow Jenkins: You need to choose, what room do you want to stay in? Whatever room you don’t choose, the newly entered Jeff Hawkins move into. The two rooms left on the first floor are: 237 and 666. Which room do you choose? I know…weird numbers for rooms on the first floor. It is owned by Lee.
Kathy Jenkins: Kathy, do you want to go skiing with Moscow while it is sunny out? Or do you want to consummate the marriage?
Pretty Boy Lee: You are attracted to Kathy deeply. Knowing how sick and twisted you are, you want to do something naughty with/to her. Do you want to offer her a sexual encounter in return for some free hotel services? Or do you want to try to set up a camera in her shower?
Bitchie Ritchie: You are needing to go down to massage parlor to massage Jennifer Garner. Do you want to check up on Flava Flav and Jay Bay Bay? Their noise is quite loud and you need to quiet them, or Lee will get angry with you for poor service. Or do you let them be?
Ben Affleck-You are writing your screenplay but feel guilty. After a few pages, are you gonna join Jennifer Garner for the massage? Or will you just stay and write for the whole afternoon?
Jennifer Garner: You are depressed and irritated with Ben. Do you open up to Bitchie Ritchie about your emotional conflicts? Or do you keep it all inside?
Sugar Momma: You are watching the resort from outside, near the top of the mountain. Do you go in the resort for the night? Or do you stay out and try to kill the Abominable Snowman?!
Jeff Hawkins: Your fate is decided by Moscow Jenkins.
Jay Bay Bay: Your fate depends on Bitchie Ritchie.
Flava Flav: Your fate depends on Bitchie Ritchie.
Shaneekee: Do you approach Goat Man’s shack? Or do you continue to venture in the woods?
Sir Edwin: You are incredibly angry with the customer service around here. Do you call the Janitor for another cleaning in your bathroom? Or do you suck it up and get over it?
Monica Slavinsky: You feel bad because of your encounter with Sir Edwin. Do you try to find his room and apologize to him? Maybe ask him if you
two want to swim together? Or do shrug it off and go skiing?
The Janitor: Your fate is decided by Sir Edwin.
Paul Stanley: You have found the elevator. It leads to the ski lounge. Do you take it and go on a ride on the skyride? It takes you to the top of the mountain. Or do you stay in and try to take a shower?
Goat Man: You hear someone, or something, knock on your door. You have no windows….do you open it? Or hope the one who is knocking goes away?
Please, PM me your decisions by tomorrow night at Midnight. That is June 10, Midnight, CENTRAL Time.
Moscow Jenkins: Babe, we are gonna have one hell of a week. Even if it storms, there is so much we can do inside. Massages, bowling, swimming pools, hot tubs, live music, and just us…hmmm…maybe we can even keep each other busy most of the time.
Kathy Jenkins: Oh Moscow….you read my mind! I can’t wait to get you under the sheets. But I want to ski!
Moscow: It is okay hun…we will as soon as we move into our room!
Moscow and Kathy are driving along the winding roads of the Mt. KinTahTee. The wind is picking up but the sun is prevalent. It is about 2:00 in the day, and the couple is looking to consummate their marriage. From the top of the mountain, a young black woman is stalking the car through binoculars. Her name is Sugar Momma.
SQUEEEEEEEAAAAK. The car halts in the middle of the road, as Moscow finds a random old man standing in the road, walking a goat.
Moscow: What the hell are you doing!? Get out of the way, I could have killed you!
Goat Man: Wahahada gotta goeahmatea heraerrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Moscow: What?!
Goat Man: Yoooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuahahah nedeheeeeeda waahahatachcha ooooottahata.
Moscow:….okay.
The car speeds around the stranger with the goat, and pulls into the parking lot of the prestigious, five star resort, The Shining. Moscow and Kathy pull out their luggage and head their way into the lobby. They pull up to the counter.
Bitchie Ritchie: Hi! Welcome to The Shining! Your days will never shine brighter than the days spent here! What is your name?
Kathy: Jenkins, Kathy Jenkins.
Bitchie Ritchie: Hmm,…..you are not in our system!
Pretty Boy Lee: Move over, Bitchie. Go check on our more important guests. Hi, I am the owner, Lee. Do you think you can honestly just walk into The Shining and get a room without a reservation?
Kathy: Um….
Pretty Boy Lee: Aha! I am just kidding. A majority of our rooms are open. We only have 10 guests here.
Kathy: Why?
Pretty Boy Lee: Because of the storm! It is supposed to be the worst storm in over a decade. Are you retarded? How have you not heard of it? Anyways….what room do you want to stay in?
In the lobby, Monica Slavinsky is rushing to her room. She bumps into a random man walking the opposite direction.
Monica: Oh I am so sorry! I didn’t mean to!
Sir Edwin: Oh, it is fine. I mean, I am not really used to getting bumped, but it is okay. Do you know who I am?
Monica: Aha….no, I don’t. Should I?
Sir Edwin: Why, of course you should! Eh!
Sir Edwin stomps off towards his room and Monica is left standing alone in the hallway. In another room, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner have finished packing their room. Someone knocks on their door.
Jennifer Garner: Come in!
Bitchie Ritchie: Hello! Are you two doing fine?
Ben and Jennifer: Why yes, we are!
Bitchie Ritchie: Good! Would you two be interested in going to the massage room? I am the highest qualified masseuse in the resort.
Jennifer: Oh yes! I would love to! Ben, do you want to?
Ben Affleck: Ah, I would love to babe but I can’t. I have to finish this scene in my movie, “Shaft vs Shaq.” Shaq is about to get his hand cut off by Shaft! I need to finish writing it out.
Jennifer: (Rolling her eyes) I will be there.
Bitchie Ritchie: Beautiful! I will meet you down there in half an hour.
Ritchie leaves the room and walks to other side of the hallway. He approaches Room 69 but all he can hear are incoherent drum beats and loud, obnoxious rapping. Right as he is about to knock, Paul Stanley approaches in his wheelchair.
Paul Stanley: Hey man, where is the nearest elevator?
Bitchie Ritchie: There is one down by the other end of the hall. But think about this later, as during storms they have a tendency malfunction.
Paul Stanley: Thanks for the heads up!
In the wilderness, The Goat Man is heading towards his shack. The shack is made of metal scraps and is extremely small. He looks off in the distance and thinks he sees a beautiful woman (Shaneekee). He double checks what he saw, but thinks he is imagining things. He goes into his shack, where he builds a fire to keep him and his goat, Billy, warm.
The intro is now over. Here are the decisions:
Moscow Jenkins: You need to choose, what room do you want to stay in? Whatever room you don’t choose, the newly entered Jeff Hawkins move into. The two rooms left on the first floor are: 237 and 666. Which room do you choose? I know…weird numbers for rooms on the first floor. It is owned by Lee.
Kathy Jenkins: Kathy, do you want to go skiing with Moscow while it is sunny out? Or do you want to consummate the marriage?
Pretty Boy Lee: You are attracted to Kathy deeply. Knowing how sick and twisted you are, you want to do something naughty with/to her. Do you want to offer her a sexual encounter in return for some free hotel services? Or do you want to try to set up a camera in her shower?
Bitchie Ritchie: You are needing to go down to massage parlor to massage Jennifer Garner. Do you want to check up on Flava Flav and Jay Bay Bay? Their noise is quite loud and you need to quiet them, or Lee will get angry with you for poor service. Or do you let them be?
Ben Affleck-You are writing your screenplay but feel guilty. After a few pages, are you gonna join Jennifer Garner for the massage? Or will you just stay and write for the whole afternoon?
Jennifer Garner: You are depressed and irritated with Ben. Do you open up to Bitchie Ritchie about your emotional conflicts? Or do you keep it all inside?
Sugar Momma: You are watching the resort from outside, near the top of the mountain. Do you go in the resort for the night? Or do you stay out and try to kill the Abominable Snowman?!
Jeff Hawkins: Your fate is decided by Moscow Jenkins.
Jay Bay Bay: Your fate depends on Bitchie Ritchie.
Flava Flav: Your fate depends on Bitchie Ritchie.
Shaneekee: Do you approach Goat Man’s shack? Or do you continue to venture in the woods?
Sir Edwin: You are incredibly angry with the customer service around here. Do you call the Janitor for another cleaning in your bathroom? Or do you suck it up and get over it?
Monica Slavinsky: You feel bad because of your encounter with Sir Edwin. Do you try to find his room and apologize to him? Maybe ask him if you
two want to swim together? Or do shrug it off and go skiing?
The Janitor: Your fate is decided by Sir Edwin.
Paul Stanley: You have found the elevator. It leads to the ski lounge. Do you take it and go on a ride on the skyride? It takes you to the top of the mountain. Or do you stay in and try to take a shower?
Goat Man: You hear someone, or something, knock on your door. You have no windows….do you open it? Or hope the one who is knocking goes away?
Please, PM me your decisions by tomorrow night at Midnight. That is June 10, Midnight, CENTRAL Time.