MasonK565
El Dandy
Biggest Damian Wayne fan on FAN.
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Post by MasonK565 on Jun 16, 2013 22:42:06 GMT -5
Deadline is tomorrow at Midnight, CENTRAL time.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jun 16, 2013 22:56:03 GMT -5
Gah.
At least I saved Sugar Momma and Goat Man.... I think.
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lodirulz
Hank Scorpio
Live as the color red in a world of black and white.
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Post by lodirulz on Jun 17, 2013 5:56:30 GMT -5
Well, so much for hoping to subvert the cliche.... I would have left Richie alone, but I was worried about something like that happening. If I stayed with you, it could have been both of us: HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO WRASTLE WHEN THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN LAKE SUPERIOR ON TOP OF US?
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jun 17, 2013 12:39:18 GMT -5
Now I'm not sure what to do this phase... gonna have to think. I don't want blood on my hands, heh.
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Waffel113
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Ain't no Rap Mobile with his Waffels
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 17, 2013 12:41:30 GMT -5
*Sits back and watches the action unfold, continues to hope Hawk doesn't murder me with the axe (if that is me at the door)*
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Waffel113
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Ain't no Rap Mobile with his Waffels
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 17, 2013 17:57:03 GMT -5
You know something I just realized? Jeff Hawkins (Hawkinson?) is underwhelming me as a character. I kinda expected more out of him, but there's still time in the story.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jun 17, 2013 18:48:37 GMT -5
You know something I just realized? Jeff Hawkins (Hawkinson?) is underwhelming me as a character. I kinda expected more out of him, but there's still time in the story. I think there just might be too many characters. Maybe he's Mason's Zack Ryder I believe that he will be fleshed out as more characters die. Yes, fleshed out.
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Jun 19, 2013 19:27:59 GMT -5
You know something I just realized? Jeff Hawkins (Hawkinson?) is underwhelming me as a character. I kinda expected more out of him, but there's still time in the story. I think there just might be too many characters. Maybe he's Mason's Zack Ryder I believe that he will be fleshed out as more characters die. Yes, fleshed out. I refuse to be anyone's Zack Ryder sir.
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MasonK565
El Dandy
Biggest Damian Wayne fan on FAN.
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Post by MasonK565 on Jun 20, 2013 15:26:03 GMT -5
Decisions are in! Sorry, been working as of late. I will start writing after work tonight!
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Jun 20, 2013 16:33:59 GMT -5
Decisions are in! Sorry, been working as of late. I will start writing after work tonight! Will you address the rumor of me being the Long Island Iced Z of this game?
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MasonK565
El Dandy
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Post by MasonK565 on Jun 23, 2013 13:16:14 GMT -5
Sorry guys! This weekend ended up being really freaking busy. I live with my grandparents and my grandpa's business foreclosed because of his brother's poor financial decisions. So I have been talking to them a lot.
Hawkeye is not Zack Ryder! XD Expect the next part!
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MasonK565
El Dandy
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Post by MasonK565 on Jun 23, 2013 14:27:02 GMT -5
Part 5:
Jay Bay Bay: Well....it is all or nothing.
Jay Bay Bay stands on the skyride and hops up to the cable. Hanging with his two hands, Jay Bay Bay begins to use the cable like a jungle gym and carry his way towards the mechanical box. The farther he goes...the deeper into the icy fog he goes. The storm has now arrived, as the weather is now hitting deadly temperatures...
The Abominable Snowman begins to walk towards Jennifer Garner. Bitchie Ritchie looks over at Paul Stanley and back at Jennifer. He dives over for Jennifer, while simultaneously protecting her from a grab of the beast. He knocks her towards the floor.
Jennifer: What do I do?!
Ritchie: Go for the hallway and hide in the storm shelter!
They both get up and begin running. Ritchie steps on a weak spot in the flooring and his leg falls through, causing him to fall.
Jennifer: Ritchie!
Ritchie: Go! Go without me!
Just as Jennifer is about to leave, Ritchie calls for her one more time.
Jennifer: What?
Bitchie Ritchie: I love you.
Jennifer: I barely even know you!
Jennifer runs off for the storm shelter as Bitchie Ritchie begins to cry like a little bitch. The beast comes from behind and impales Bitchie Ritchie in the stomach with a huge fist. The creature then goes to Paul Stanley and bites off the head of the unconscious rocker, leaving his body in the wet bathtub.
In the storm shelter, Jeff Hawkinson opens the door. In comes a screaming Monica Slavinsky, crying for help. Jeff swings with his ax, nailing in her in the left clavicle.
Monica: AHHHHHHHHHH!
Jeff: Oh my god, what have I done?!
Monica falls down the several steps that leads to the bottom of shelter floor and bleeds out. Jeff is now sitting by the open door, trembling. He drops the ax and begins to weep, questioning himself. Suddenly, Sugar Momma limps into through the entrance with Goat Man in hand.
Sugar Momma: Goat Man, get the ax! Hey, you, crybaby....can you close the door?
Jeff: Sh--sh--shore.
Jeff stands up to close the door but he can't seem to push it in. From behind, Jennifer Garner comes running in, crying and with blood all over her.
Sugar Momma: Are you okay?!
Jennifer: The beast...he is in here...he killed my husband! He killed Ritchie!
Sugar Momma: Son of a bitch...damn it man, close that damn door! Jeff goes in to close the door but right before he does, Pretty Boy Lee slides in. Jeff shuts the door and locks it tight, while obnoxiously weeping.
Sugar Momma: Who are you?
Lee: They call me Lee. I run this place.
Lee is standing at the top of the stairs and he lights up a cigarette.
Lee: Who are you?
Sugar Momma: I am Sugar Momma. I am an agent for SPA...the Snowman Protection Agency. I am here to kill this beast. And you all are going to help me.
Jennifer: Well, have we called for help? Maybe we could drive away.
Sugar Momma: Negative. The phone lines are down, Goat Man figured that out.
Lee: The ice storm has now arrived. We wouldn't last more than an hour out there, we would freeze to death.
Jennifer: How do you know that?
Lee: I watched someone freeze to death in front of me right now.
Sugar Momma: Did you try to save him?
Lee: Of course I did! The wind picked up, and he was too far out...I couldn't risk it.
Jennifer: Well....we can't go outside and we are stuck here, where the beast is. What in the hell do we do?
Lee: Well, we have another place we can go. The upper ski lounge is located higher on the mountain. The ski lounge here connects to it with our state of the art skyride. We can get on it and get the upper ski lounge. That could buy us some time away from the monster.
Sugar Momma: That sounds like a solid plan. What do we have to use for defense?
Lee: Well....in my office, I have some weapons. I could take a few people and get those.
Sugar Momma: What all do you have?
Lee: I have two 12-gauge shotguns and an AK-47. Ammunition should not be a problem.
Sugar Momma: Why in the hell do you have an AK?
Lee: Because I f***in' can? Look, we are all gonna have to work together. That means that fat guy is gonna have to stop being creepy and this cry baby needs to stop being a pussy.
Jeff: I killed someone! Do you know what that can do to a person!?
Lee: I sure do....and I wouldn't mind killing you if you don't get your shit TOGETHER!
Sugar Momma: Okay...I will take a squad to the ski lounge so we can take the skyride. Lee, you take someone to get the guns and meet up with us. Lets go guys.
Part 5 is over.
List of Deaths: 1. Sir Edwin-Wolf Hurricane 2. Kathy Jenkins-Notorious 3. The Janitor-Mr. B Natural 4. Flava Flav-Stinger4christ 5. Shaneekee-Spiked Mohican 6. Ben Affleck-SAVE_US.GDR 7. Moscow Jenkins-Brad is Tough Enough 8. Bitchie Ritchie-Zack Morris is Insane 9. Paul Stanley-Orange 10. Monica Slavinsky-Waffel
6 people are left.
Decisions:
Jay Bay Bay: You are climbing the cable.
Pretty Boy Lee: You are leading someone to your office.
Sugar Momma: Do you lead your group to the skyride? Or do you sneak off to kill the beast on your own?
The Goat Man: Goat Man, do you go with Pretty Boy Lee or Sugar Momma?
Jeff Hawkinson: Do you go with Pretty Boy Lee, or Sugar Momma?
Jennifer Garner: Do you go with Pretty Boy Lee, or Sugar Momma?
Decisions are due by tomorrow at midnight, CENTRAL Time.
Once again, sorry for the delay. Had some stuff happen these past few days!
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Waffel113
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 23, 2013 17:42:10 GMT -5
YOU HAD ONE JOB JEFF. ONE! JOB!!
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Jun 23, 2013 17:50:30 GMT -5
YOU HAD ONE JOB JEFF. ONE! JOB!!That's what happens when you call me underwhelming!
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jun 23, 2013 21:43:35 GMT -5
I knew it was the wrong decision... but Jennifer Garner, you better not die!
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MasonK565
El Dandy
Biggest Damian Wayne fan on FAN.
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Post by MasonK565 on Jun 24, 2013 15:14:14 GMT -5
Deadline is tonight!
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Jun 25, 2013 12:13:42 GMT -5
Glad I got my choice in in a hurry, let's hope I don't murder anyone else.
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MasonK565
El Dandy
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Post by MasonK565 on Jun 26, 2013 0:39:24 GMT -5
So at my house, my grandmother is switching her Internet and phone service so I have no internet right now. I am sending this from iPod in my friends basement. Expect all updates tomorrow.
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MasonK565
El Dandy
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Post by MasonK565 on Jun 26, 2013 12:47:55 GMT -5
I now have all the issues noted and I am currently writing up my story. I am at a local hastings as my grandma still has no internet. Expect a posting tomorrow!
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TOO SWEET
Grimlock
Not a doctor, nor do I play one on tv.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jul 5, 2013 18:59:49 GMT -5
Hopefully everything is okay, Mason.
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