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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 11, 2013 15:50:30 GMT -5
Yep, TNA will likely be on Thursday. That'll give everybody enough time, I think. We'll run it either before or After Raw, I suppose.
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 12, 2013 10:29:14 GMT -5
For sake of the promo, what's at stake for the winners of the Strange Bedfellows Trios Tournament?
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Post by MikeyMania on Jun 12, 2013 10:32:10 GMT -5
For sake of the promo, what's at stake for the winners of the Strange Bedfellows Trios Tournament? Shots at the TNA World, TNA Television and TNA X Division Championships.
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Jun 12, 2013 11:31:20 GMT -5
Just stopping in to say.. {Spoiler} I was there for thread 63... again!
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 12, 2013 11:37:25 GMT -5
I am also here for Thread 63! But will it live up to the prestige of WWE FAN's Thread 63?
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jun 12, 2013 11:52:03 GMT -5
THIS ONE WILL GO 50 PAGES!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2013 22:09:56 GMT -5
Natural, I hate to say this, but I'm struggling to come up with a decent finish for Brooke/Sara.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 12, 2013 22:27:42 GMT -5
Natural, I hate to say this, but I'm struggling to come up with a decent finish for Brooke/Sara. Well it's alright if you can't think of anything good. I imagine it should turn out fine in the end.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 13, 2013 14:48:59 GMT -5
Sorry guys, but I think Saturday might be a better bet for Impact. I've been having trouble getting the show started these past few days. Too much coming up to distract me. But I promise that we'll have the show this weekend. That'll also give M some more time to work on that last finish as well.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2013 15:57:09 GMT -5
...Natural, have I told you lately that I love you?
Seriously, that just relieved a ton of stress for me, so thank you.
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 15, 2013 13:06:30 GMT -5
IMPACT IS TODAY GET HYPE EVERYONE!!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 15, 2013 14:11:26 GMT -5
Impact will be in a little under in two hours, folks.
I have no promos for Brooke Adams vs Lady Sara Rita, not even from myself, so I'm considering bumping that to next week.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 15, 2013 15:39:03 GMT -5
Twenty-one miniatures, folks! Get hypin!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 15, 2013 16:04:19 GMT -5
We pan across the arena following the usual opening pyro, scanning through the crowd and their various signs. This week we see ones such as "Mister Anderson... Anderson!", "Garret is the Worst Referee Ever!" "Pigs have more class than KCW" and "Angle and Styles: American Airlines" We eventually pan over to the commentary booth where Tenay, Diamond, and Rampage are all sitting by.
Welcome everyone once again to TNA Impact! We are live from Peoria, Illinois! And boy do we have quite the card for you this week!
Tonight signals the kickoff of our TNA Tornado Trios Tag Tournament! The winning team will each recieve a title shot at Sacrifice, one for the X-Division title, one for the Television title, and one for the World title. As for who earns what shot, that'll be between the winning team, I suspect.
In addition we also have Mickie James taking on Velvet Sky. In a few weeks she'll team with Taryn Terrell to face The Beautiful People for the TNA Tag Team Championship. This a correlation following Lockdown where Mickie and Taryn were the runners up of the Queen of the Cage match.
We'll also see all four members of the Revolution in action tonight. Eric Young has declared these "Trial by Fire" matches. All I know is that they definitely don't want to lose tonight.
All that plus more! Rampage, are you ready for your second show?
You know it, Mike! I'm roaring and ready to go! Let's do this, baby!
Couldn't have said it better myself. Then it's off... TO THE BACK!
You enjoy that way too much, Tenay.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 15, 2013 16:06:25 GMT -5
To the back, where Tommy ‘Crimson’ Mercer and Phil ‘Gunner’ Shatter are sitting on chairs
All right, so, Chris Sabin, we aren’t done, not by a long shot. We still don’t have a winner, and as far as I’m concerned, that is unacceptable. Now, we may not be competing this week, because I think I would have been informed we had a rematch earlier. I also think there is this trios thing I signed up for, maybe for a shot at returning the Legends title to its rightful owner. And it probably won’t be next week, the trios thing I just mentioned. But at some point in the future, we will decide who should have won.
‘The Enforcer’ Mark LoMonaco enters from the camera right.
Hey, guys they just posted the schedule for...
Shut the f*** up, Mark. When do we wrestle?
We’ve got a tag team match against Mason Andrews
The Scorpio Sky Experience!
Mark shoots an unamused look at Tommy ‘Crimson’ Mercer
And Rob Terry.
Yeah, I’ve got nothing.
Well, since Mark is f***ing useless, and Tommy is being a moron, I guess this means it falls to old “Top Gun” Phil Shatter to break down this little contest, now, Mason Andrews, Rob Terry, I realize you guys think you’ve got a winning formula, speed AND power, who’da thunk it? But look at the most decorated tag team wrestler in the history of tag team wrestlers, as stupid as he is, Mark LoMonaco knows how to win with a partner. But hey, let’s talk about the more important thing tonight, what is Tommy doing?
Tommy is taking on the trio of Petey Williams, Sting, and James Storm, teaming with Jeff Hardy and Alex Shelle-
ALEX SHELLEY! Great, looks like I get to see what the other half of the Motor City Machine Guns can do, maybe this will lead to something resembling a finish to the match from last week, begging for a recount, begging for a solution, begging for further review.
Tommy, you do realize, you ain’t fighting Shelley.
I am aware.
Just checking, you f***ing crazy person.
In any event, my team consists of a man who has held the World Title, A decorated X Division and Tag team wrestler, a man of expertise and wisdom, a living legend, and other various accolades I could say that would cloud the issue of who I am talking about, and what exactly is going on. Now, for James Storm and Sting, this will not only be a battle of wits, but both men have to deal with the fact that they are members of factions, or whatever, that have nothing to do with each other, will the Beer Money Bikers, Aces & Eights, be able to work with the Cast Out Revolutionaries? That is the question raised by good old EB and the rest of TNA management, and it will be an emphatic no, when they get into the ring with Tommy ‘Crimson’ Mercer, oh and Alex Shelley and Jeff Hardy I guess. But, for Petey Williams, I have nothing but the best for, and I hope that he does well despite losing in this trios thing, I still have a great deal of respect for Petey. Now, let us begin the battle anew, and f*** some s*** up.
Mercer leaves the shot, followed by Shatter and LoMonaco. ------------------------------
We head backstage where The Revolution are in their locker room. Eric Young is standing while the rest of the team are sitting.
As you remember, last week I took Storm to the limit. But before I did, I made an announcement for you guys. This week, you're all in matches. We all four are competing. And its Trial by Fire, boys.
Tonight we all better be giving our match 100%, because next week is our performance review and I will cut and hurt anyone who I feel is not carrying that weight.
That means you, Devon. That means you, Morgan. That means you, Sting.
That means anyone who doesn't prove themselves worthy during tonight's match.
You guys go that?
The sitting trio nods.
Good. Sting, its time for your match.
Sting rises and stabs his dagger on the bench where he was sitting. He looks at Eric, but doesn't say a word as he exits.
The camera follows Sting walking down the corridor and then suddenly cuts to Christy Hemme at the interview area.
Hey folks. We are moments away from our first match of the night, which is the Tornado Trio Tournament Opening Round match. It'll be Alex Shelley, Tommy Mercer, and Jeff Hardy, against the trio of James Storm, Petey Williams, and the man who will be joining me in a few seconds . . . STING!
Sting walks into the shot.
IT'S SHOWTIME FOLKS!
Yes it is. You have a huge match tonight that can get you a future X-Division, Television, or Heavyweight championship shot. And to add on to the pressure, Eric Young has called for tonight to be Trial by Fire for the Revolution. So, going into this one how nervous are you?
Let's get something straight. Eric Young is a great wrestler and a great leader. His problem is that he is paranoid and thinks that none of us can pull our own weight, when in actuality we all know what we're doing. I lost to Joey Ryan at Lockdown, but it wasn't due to a lack of preparedness. He was just able to pull out the key reversal and hit the big move and found a way to beat me. But I was never outclassed or outwrestled. We were equally matched until the very end.
But tonight, he is looking for a quality performance out of all of us. And that shouldn't be a problem. I give my all every night and that won't be changing any time soon.
Tonight I team with Petey Williams and Aces and Eights' James Storm. I haven't been keeping that up to date on Petey, but I remember him from the past. The former TNA World Heavyweight Champion. And he always could put on an impressive performance so I'm certain he can be relied on tonight.
James Storm is a bit of a different story. I don't trust Aces and Eights but so far we've had no real problems with them. I believe that the term is a non-official non-aggression pact where neither of us are going to fire the first shot. Because if our stables come to blows, we're going to end up destroying each other and both failing in our goal of changing TNA. So tonight, Storm won't attack me. I won't attack him. So we just have to put our differences aside and work together. And that isn't a problem for me. I might not like him, but I respect James Storm in the ring and I'd rather have him on our side, rather than against me.
So tonight, I have no fear.
James Storm, Petey Williams, tonight we are brothers in arms. And we're not going to fail. Eric Young, watch closely. Because I'm not going to be the one burned by this Trial by Fire. Jeff Hardy, Alex Shelley, Tommy Mercer, you have been quiet while this war has been building. Don't think silence can save you. You're just as much of an enemy and tonight you will suffer a similar fate.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 15, 2013 16:10:27 GMT -5
*Filmed Earlier Today*
We cut to the back where we see Petey Williams waiting around in his locker room, tapping his foot impatiently along the ground.
Okay, where are those two? Our match isn't far off and neither of my partners have shown up yet. I mean they do want an opportunity to get a title shot, right? It doesn't get much more prestigious then that!
Maybe they got lost.
Shark Boy is seen standing off to the side, holding a tray of cookies and wearing a giant chef's hat as well as an apron that proudly says "Kiss the Shark." Williams glances over his shoulder and realizes he's standing behind him!
What the?! Why are you dressed up like a chef? And what's with the cookies?
Simple, Petey my man. First off... I've always been interested in the culinary arts. While most sharks prefer their snacks raw and bloody, I like mine lightly seared or occasionally burnt to a crisp and smothered in hot sauce.
...Okay. And as for the other?
Well these are good will cookies! You see, with these cookies we will reach out towards both of your tag team partners tonight in an extension of friendship and good-will. You know, so we're all buds and we get along.
I sincerely doubt Sting and James Storm are going to be charmed by baked goods.
Hey, these are my famous Seaweed Snickerdoodles! Anybody who doesn't wanna pop one of those in their mouth obviously isn't human!
...Did you say SEAWEED Snickerdoodles?!
Before Shark Boy can answer he hears a knock on the door. The door swings open and Sting enters, followed by James Storm. The two men eye each other suspiciously as they each take their seat. Sting and Storm continue their staredown, rather than focusing on Petey.
Well then.... Sting... Storm.... good to see you both. It's been awhile since we last saw each other, hasn't it? I trust you're both doing well?
Do you see my world title around my waist?
Then no.
But as soon as Bobby and I win the tag belts, I'll be doing better.
You trust I'm doing well? Well that's funny, because right this second our big issue is trust. I don't know how much I can trust Shark Boy's joke buddy and a member of Aces and Eights tonight. What is to stop Roode and anyone else from coming out and trying to take me out in the middle of our match.
For one thing, because he's got better things to do than that, for another thing, I ain't gonna jeopardize the match put of pettiness.
And for that matter, why you lookin' at me?
Shouldn't you be looking at this guy?
Sting shakes his head.
I can give you my word that my guys won't be doing anything. Besides, we're all more focused on our Trial By Fire matches to worry about a gang beatdown. You and your crew are safe.
And you don't gotta worry about us trying anything either.
You make a solid point, Sting. This whole thing isn't going to work out if we don't trust each other. But considered that we all have a vested interest in this match I think we should be able to coexist. After all I'm sure you'd love to take down that arrogant snob, KCW, and end his reign, right? And Storm, I'm sure you'd love to get your hands on the TNA World Heavyweight title again by taking out Joey Ryan, correct?
As for me, I too would love to get an opportunity to take on the so-called king of TNA in Kenny King. We've all got a reason to coexist here tonight. And while I don't agree with what the Revolution and The Aces and Eights are about, honestly it's none of my business. As long as you don't mess with me then I won't mess with you either.
Ever since I came back to TNA I've been looking back at my first title reign as World Heavyweight Champion. And it was disappointing. I held that title for barely a month. That really weighed me down. And while I did have plenty of success afterward, I realized when I came back and lost in that battle royale a few months back, I was ready to step into the ring permanently. I was ready to step it up and show all these new guys in the locker room that I wasn't going to step aside until I was good and ready. And that's what I want to do tonight.
That's all well and good, but you're not getting a TNA World Championship shot. Not if I have anything to say about it. But tonight, I need you as a partner, not an enemy. So get your mind off the gold and get it on our three on three match.
Sting opens his trenchcoat and pulls out something shiny and silver.
You know what... maybe a visual symbol might bring the point home.
You see this?
Sting fans them out, revealing three daggers.
These are daggers. These are my instrument of choice, because this is the weapon used to stab someone in the back. I'm going to give each of you a dagger... do with it what you will.
Sting passes each man a dagger.
But here is my warning to each of you. I've been stabbed in the back before, several times. So much so, that I can quickly bounce back from it and already have plans for revenge if either of you would even think about it.
Williams takes the dagger and looks it over. He hesitates for a moment and then hands it right back.
I've got nothing to gain from stabbing either of you in the back, not that I ever would. I'm in this to win. The only thing screwing you guys would accomplish is earning me jack squat. And that's not why I threw my hat into this ring.I'm going out there tonight and leaving it all in the ring.
No doubt our opponents are gonna do the very same. They've all got something to prove, after all. Jeff Hardy is looking to make his name mean something around here again; Alex Shelley is looking to redeem himself after that amazing run as TNA World Heavyweight Champion, a spot I'm sure he wants back; and Tommy Mercer? The guy's made it no secret how he feels about the Tele... oh, sorry, I mean the Legends Championship.
They all want it big time. And as much as I don't want to step all over their dreams, that's just what you have to do sometimes. You can't play the nice guy and help everybody out because then you're just gonna be the one who ends up with nothing.
Williams notices Shark Boy standing in the middle of the group now, holding out his tray of cookies. Petey just shakes his head.
Any of you fine gents want a snack? Can't conspire on an empty stomach.
Sting and Storm just glare at Shark Boy.
...Don't you have a match you need to get ready for?
Aw shell! You're right. I'll just leave these here....
Shark Boy places the tray down on the table before dashing out of the locker room leaving the other three alone.
...Yeah, he means well, but I think that fish has been swimming around in the wrong sort of water, if you know what I mean.
I assume our business is included gentlemen. I'll see you out there. And may the best team win.
Sting, Storm, and Williams all look one another and nod as we fade to the next scene.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 15, 2013 16:12:52 GMT -5
The following contest is an opening round in the TNA Tornado Trios Tournament and it is scheduled for one fall! Sorry About Your Damn LuckIntroducing first, from Leiper's Fork, Tennessee, James Storm! Slay MeFrom Venice Beach, California, Sting! Maple Leaf MuscleAnd from Windsor, Ontario, Canada, Petey Williams! I would argue that these three are the most interesting trio in this tournament. Here you have a member of the Revolution, a member of Aces and Eights, and Petey whose sort of stuck in the middle.It's definitely a motley crue, that's for sure. But sometimes the most unique combinations yield the best results! And they seem to be on the same page. We'll see if that holds up.Six Barrel ShotgunTheir opponents, first, from Detroit, Michigan, Alex Shelley! Long TimeFrom Cleveland, Ohio, Tommy "Crimson" Mercer! HeroAnd from Cameron, North Carolina, Jeff Hardy! All three of these men are looking to prove something here tonight: Hardy wants to prove he still belongs in the title picture, Crimson wants to prove he deserves another shot at the Televis..LEGENDS!...Legends title, and Shelley wants another go at Ryan without a doubt. But they'll have to coexist in order to make that happen.It's crazy man! You've got to work with some unscrupulous characters to win this thing. And if you ask me, Mike, that's gonna be the biggest test in this whole thing!James Storm, Sting, and Petey Williams vs Alex Shelley, Tommy "Crimson" Mercer, and Jeff Hardy 10 Minutes
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 15, 2013 16:15:59 GMT -5
Sorry About Your Damn Fish with a Triple Team Lariat to Shelley!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 15, 2013 16:26:50 GMT -5
Petey Williams locks up with Shelley in the ring, Williams going behind and clinching on a Hammerlock. Shelley struggles for a moment only to reach back and counter, taking him down with a headlock takeover. He sits back and wrenches on his neck, Williams wrapping his legs around Shelley's neck in retaliation. He kips up to his feet as Shelley swings with a spinning heel kick, Williams ducking and aiming one of his own which Shelley also avoids. He drops down and goes for a sweep, Alex jumping over and lunging forward, rolling Williams in a Majistral Cradle!
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But Williams escapes only to get a boot to the gut, Shelley taking him over with a Snap Suplex! He rises to his feet and tags out to Hardy, wrenching Petey by the arm as Jeff comes down with an axe handle smash to the limb. He wrings it in his grip and delivers a few kicks, Petey grimacing with each one. Hardy scoops him up and plants him a scoop slam, trapping the arm beneath his back as he drives him down! Williams staggers to his feet, Hardy peppering him with lefts and rights before coming off the ropes, nailing him with a jumping clothesline! He makes the cover.
1!
2!
Hardy like a house of fire here! He's definitely determined tonight.
Petey kicks out. Hardy pulls him to his feet only to get a stiff chop to the chest sending him reeling back. Petey chops him again with his good arm, eventually backing him off into a turnbuckle. He whips him off towards the other side, Hardy springing over as he charges in, but Williams scouting it and leaping up as he lands, nailing him between the eyes with a dropkick! Hardy goes down hard, clutching his face as Williams covers.
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Hardy kicks. Petey drags him over to his corner, tagging out to Storm and holding him still. Storm hesitates for a moment, but eventually delivers a kick to the gut, doubling him over. He nails him with a few fists of his own, bouncing off the ropes and taking him down with a clothesline of his own. He drops a leg across the throat for good measure, making a cover.
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Hardy kicks out. Storm pulls him up and shoves him into the corner, delivering a series of boots to the gut eventually seating Hardy into the bottom turnbuckle. He then backs up and charges in, nailing him with a running boot to the face! Hardy flops to the mat in a heap, Storm tagging out to Sting now.
Another changing of the guard here. Storm, Sting, and Williams doing a great job of keeping the ring cut in half.
Sting enters the ring, glancing back at James as he exits before grabbing Jeff himself, scooping him up and hoisting him high overhead, walking around the ring before dropping him with a military press! He grabs Hardy as he stumbles back up, taking him high into the air and dropping him again with a backdrop suplex, leaving him flat. Sting hooks the leg.
1!
2!
Hardy kicks out again. Sting looks frustrated, pulling Hardy back to his feet only to get a boot to the gut! Hardy leaps up, clipping him with an enziguri and taking the Icon down! He starts crawling towards his corner of the ring, desperate to make the tag.
Storm however tags himself in and cuts him off with an elbow drop to the back, stopping Hardy in his tracks. He tugs him back up and onto his shoulders, flinging him down with a Samoan Drop! He then tags out to Petey who slingshots over the top rope, coming down with a somersault plancha across the chest! Williams makes a cover of his own.
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2!
Hardy gets the shoulder up. Williams grabs him as he staggers back up, unleashing a flurry of chops once more before flinging him overhead with a Northern Lights Suplex! But instead of pinning he grabs hold of Hardy's legs, turning him over and looking for a Sharpshooter!
And this could be the Maple Leaf!!
Hardy however fights free, managing to force him off and sending him crashing into the turnbuckle! He staggers back out, Hardy jacking him with a sit-out jawbreaker and sending him flying back to the mat! He grasps at his back as he starts crawling towards his corner of the ring, inching his way over and eventually lunging in, tagging out to Mercer!
Mercer charges at the rising Williams nailing him with a clothesline followed by a second! He grabs him as he charges in, flinging him with a hip toss for good measure! Storm charges in as well, but Mercer ducks his own clothesline, powering him up for a vertical suplex! He then grabs Williams as he rises, suplexing him down atop of the fallen Storm!
Both men writhe in pain on the mat, Storm rolling to the outside as Mercer scoops Williams up for a Spinebuster
But Williams counters, turning the move into a falling facebuster! Mercer flops to the mat, grasping his face as Williams recovers on the mat. Mercer stumbles up only for Hardy to tag himself in, wanting to keep a fresh man in. He charges at the rising Williams and grabs him for a Twist of Fate! Petey however blocks it, turning the move into a Dragon Suplex instead! Hardy goes crashing to the mat, Williams scooping him up and making for the end only for Storm to tag himself in at the last second, nailing Hardy between the eyes with a Superkick!
Last Call! And I think Hardy's had enough.
Jeff topples to the mat, Williams looking on with annoyance as James makes the pin.
1!
2!
Mercer and Shelley try to break it up, but Sting and Williams cut them off respectively with a clothesline and dropkick!
3!
Here are your winners who will move on to the final match, Petey Williams, Sting, and James Storm!
Storm slipping in at the last second to pick up the victory!
It may not have been the way Petey wanted to win, but regardless it is a win.
We have our first team to move on! And later on we'll find out who they'll be facing next week!
Sting, Williams, and Storm stand triumphant in the ring, Williams glancing over at Storm as referee Brian Hebner raises their arms high.
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 15, 2013 16:32:12 GMT -5
No matter what happens in the Main, IWINLOL.
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