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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 15, 2013 16:38:15 GMT -5
Sorry about the delay guys/waffel. Had to take care of something real quick. Next post is coming shortly.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jun 15, 2013 16:39:18 GMT -5
I like that Waffel doesn't count as a guy for some reason.
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 15, 2013 16:39:57 GMT -5
Nah I'm pretty sure it's just me right now. EDIT: And shut up Spartan.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 15, 2013 16:42:45 GMT -5
We open on the above two women standing backstage. Good evening, TNA fans. My name is Hannah.And my name is Holly. As you can see, we're twins.And we are also the newest TNA Knockouts. Tonight, we make our debut, taking on former Women's Tag Team Champions Melanie Crank and Taylor Wilde.It's truly an honor to have our debut match be against former title-holders. I just hope we can put on a great match and maybe even get the win!Indeed...
Oh yes, there is one other thing I feel we should share. We are both huge Joey Ryan fans.Huge. As in, we love him.Really love him. We're talking wanting to have his babies love here, folks.Our agent promised us if we do a good job tonight, we get meet Joey next week. I'm so excited!As am I, but let's not get too carried away, Holly. One thing at a time. Match first, Joey Ryan later.*sigh* I suppose you're right.
OK then, let's get to it.TNA fans, we are Hannah and Holly. Prepare yourselves for a REAL British Invasion.Hannah and Holly exit as we fade out. ------------------ “The following tag team contest is set for one fall!” How We Do“Introducing first, they hail from Manchester and are making their TNA Impact debut tonight, England, Hannah and Holly!” Well tonight is the first time we are seeing these sisters in action here on Impact.I’ve heard good things about them. Although their infatuation with the TNA Champion Joey Ryan leaves me questioning their taste…Man, everybody's got different preferences. Some prefer em sweet while others like em spicy. Know what I mean?...No.Eyes Of A Stranger“And their opponents, the team of Melanie Crank and Taylor Wilde!” Last week, these two ladies made it clear that they are looking to get back into Championship contention.Well they’ll have to do better than fighting a couple of rookies, but a win here would be a step in the right direction.Hannah and Holly vs. Melanie Crank and Taylor Wilde 5 minutes(Squash)
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 15, 2013 16:45:06 GMT -5
Holly with That 70's Kick!
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jun 15, 2013 16:49:24 GMT -5
Hannah and Holly with twin magic.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 15, 2013 16:52:43 GMT -5
Well it was supposed to be a squash for Melanie and Taylor, but that's my fault for not clarifying. ---------------
Taylor punches Hannah, knocking her backwards. Taylor grabs her, Irish whip into the ropes! As Hannah bounces back, Taylor levels her with a clothesline! Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Hannah just barely kicking out of that one!
Taylor pulls her up, suplex! She then tag’s in Melanie. Melanie pulls Hannah up, slam! Cover!
1!
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Holly breaks it up!
Holly makes the save for her sister!
Holly pulls Melanie up, punch to the face! She throws another punch, as Hannah is back to her feet. The twins then hook Melanie, double suplex! Hannah makes the cover!
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Taylor pulls Hannah off!
And Taylor returns the favor!
Holly back in, she goes after Taylor, punches and kicks, but Taylor fights back, clothesline! Hannah goes after Taylor, Taylor ducks the clothesline attempt, dropkick! Holly charges again, but Taylor back body drop’s her over the top rope! Melanie grabs Hannah, Dead Level!
But Hannah shifts her weight, causing Melanie to stumble backward and send them both over the top rope!
Referee Earl Hebner begins his count.
8!
9!
Hannah manages to roll into the ring at the last second!
10!
Your winners of the match due to count out, Hannah and Holly!
Well that's not the result I expected! Melanie and Taylor nearly had that one locked up.
Sometimes when you think you've already won you end up losing. That's what happened tonight, Mikey. ----------------
We head backstage where Eric Bischoff is at his desk, with Garett standing beside him.
So are you purposely screwing me over in every way possible? Or are you going to try to plead innocence once again while YOUR OWN SON is still waiting to wrestle?
Of course not! You're my son, Garett. Why would I ever want to screw you over in anyway? I'm not like the McMahons, you know. All I want is what I feel is best for you. Can't you understand that?
Garett throws his arms up and yells.
No Dad, you're not Vince. You're worse than him!
Vince would get his kid in the ring. You can't even find a spot for me in your Television Championship tournament? Twelve people! Twelve spots! Not a single one for your son? You couldn't find some space for your own flesh and blood?
Look! I picked the best of the best for that tournament. I've been planning it for months and you only recently just told me about your desire to get into the ring. Besides, you're still employed as a referee! And truth be told if we weren't related after all the stuff you've pulled recently I'd have sacked you long ago!
You're setting a bad example. Garett, I stuck my neck out on the line for you to get you a job with TNA! People said that it was a classic example of nepotism, but I told those people that I didn't hire you just because you were my flesh and blood. No, I hired you because I see a great future for you, son. I see you making a difference in this company! But... I just didn't think you were ready to step into the ring. You need time to grow. You can't just step in between those ropes and expect to flourish!
And besides, I saw you walk out after one accident. What makes you think you can handle being in the ring where people get hurt everyday? I've seen countless guys on the roster injured over the past few months: do you want to end up like D'Angelo Dinero? Or Kid Kash? Or even Magnus or Zema Ion?!
At least people know who they are. People recognize the name "Magnus". They know about Kash, Ion, and Dinero. Who am I? Right now I'm nothing more than some no-name referee. Right now my biggest claim to fame is being your son and I hate that just as much as I'm starting to hate you, Dad!
Eric just pauses, eyes growing wide as he hears these words. He stays silent for a moment, trying to take this all in.
Garett... you... you don't really mean that, do you? That's the last thing I want to happen. You're my son and I love you. I just care about your well-being....
Garett puts his hands on his hips, biting his lip and looking down.
I'm... It's not... Listen Dad, I'm s...
Garett stops and lets out a sigh.
Dad... I'm tired of asking and I'm tired of us fighting. And this is your fault, not mine.
Just get me a spot on the roster. Not as a ref. As a wrestler. That's all I'm asking for.
Garett turns around and exits the locker room.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 15, 2013 16:56:55 GMT -5
Continued drama brewing within the Bischoff family it seems.I don't know what's up with it, but if you ask me Garret is acting like a spoiled brat who isn't getting things his way.Hey, Garret has every right to be able to compete in the ring! Easy E is the one whose making the biggest deal out of this! Any other general management director would've let him go ahead ages ago.The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Mr. 360Currently in the ring, respectively from Big Bear, California, and Cardiff, Wales, Mason Andrews and Rob Terry! Mason Andrews a newcomer here to TNA. He may be unproven, but he's a talented kid. And with Big Rob at his ride he's got a chance here tonight.Maybe if we go into the decimal range, Mikey.Comfort EagleTheir opponents, respectively from Hickory, North Carolina and Queens, New York, Phil Shatter and "The Enforcer" Mark LoMonaco! Phil Shatter and Mark LoMonaco enter , soon followed a fatigued looking Tommy ‘Crimson’ Mercer. Phil has a microphone. Earlier tonight, I had some words for Mason Andrews and Rob Terry, but it occurred to me, I’m not done with the talk, because if Phil Shatter can do one thing, it’s talk an somebody to death. So, while you two can all be for whatever it is you two are for, let ol’ Phil Shatter tell you a little about the opponents you face this evening, The man to my left, Mark LoMonaco, is one of, if not the, most decorated tag team wrestler in the history of forever, I give him a lot of s***, and with good reason, but the man can perform the duties me and Tommy need him to do. And one of those duties is winning matches, which I assure you, he can readily make happen.
Now, onto the “Top Gun,” I’ve rolled with a few different partners in my day, Mikeal Judas, and Tommy mostly, but that doesn’t mean I’m a one trick pony who can’t roll with this idiot and pound Mason Andrews through the ring and deep into the Illinois countryside. Phil drops the mic. This will be an interesting match. We haven't seen Shatter in action since he and Crimson hooked up again. This will be a good test of how much he's grown.I hear that. Shatter and LoMonaco is a real mean looking team. I don't expect this one to be pretty.Phil Shatter and Mark LoMonaco vs Mason Andrews and Rob Terry (Squash) 5 Minutes
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 15, 2013 16:58:20 GMT -5
Phil with an LOLGUNNER
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jun 15, 2013 16:59:24 GMT -5
Mark with a kick to the Lomonacos.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 15, 2013 17:05:22 GMT -5
Gunner launches Mason off the ropes, sending him running straight into a clothesline from LoMonaco turning him inside out! He stumbles to his feet only to walk right into an inverted atomic drop, Shatter coming off the ropes and kicking right in the face with a big boot! Andrew topples to the mat. Shatter motions him back to his feet, shoving him back as LoMonaco hefts him up, depositing him with a Sitout Full Nelson Powerbomb!
He tags back out to Phil who hefts the fallen Mason up, pulling him forward and raising him into a powerbomb position, driving him down into the canvas!
PTSD! And I foresee an unsuccessful debut for Andrews!
Andrews lies in a heap, Shatter hooking the leg.
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Terry makes his move, but Mark cuts him off with a knee to the gut!
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Here are your winners, Phil Shatter and "The Enforcer" Mark LoMonaco!
Can I call em or can I call em?
Indeed... Shatter and LoMonaco making quick work of Andrews and Terry. These two could be a team to be reckoned with. Angle and Styles better watch out because the tag division may have just gotten bigger.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 15, 2013 17:07:40 GMT -5
We head backstage to Christy Hemme with Matt Morgan. Matt Morgan, Trial by Fire continues as now its time for your match against Wes Brisco, a relative newcomer here in TNA. Will not knowing much about your opponent make tonight tougher for you? Or do you think that your experience will be a bigger difference maker?Christy, I am never in doubt of my skills and I am never afraid of a fight. Wes Brisco is new, but I know that he is smaller than me. I have my strength advantage and I can use that all night long. I'll club him, I'll punch him, I'll kick him, I'll hit him with big boots and powerbombs. I can manhandle Wes and I'm not taking any risks or trying anything new tonight.
I care too much about this stable, and I care too much about my future to be deemed a "failure" by Eric Young. I'm better than that. I know I'm better than that. And soon enough the world will too. I'm Matt Morgan and I will be a difference maker in TNA. I singlehandedly won the tag title shot at Sacrifice. I'm representing our group well. I'm going out and I'm crushing everyone and everything that stands in my way.
And tonight, Trial By Fire tells me that Wes Brisco is a dead man.--------------- We head to the ring where Jeremy Borash is mid-introduction. ...WES BRISCO! The crowd lightly cheers as Brisco raises his arms in the air. Hopefully Wes has healed up from his run in with the Aces and Eights because he's in for some more trouble tonight.Yeah... this one is gonna be brutal.Coming next, his opponent . . . . . MisirlouWeighing 330 pounds, from Fairfield Connecticut, MATT MORGAN! Morgan walks down to the ring and enters. Matt Morgan has been a force to be reckoned with as of late. At Lockdown he powerbombed RVD into the side of an electrified steel cage! We don't expect Van Dam to be back here in TNA anytime soon after that.Yeah... and if he could do that to someone like Rob, then Wes has got no chance. NONE!He stretches and waits for the ref to ring the bell. The bell rings and Wes charges, straight into a clothesline! Morgan starts stomping away viciously at Brisco, before lifting him to his hand and knees. Matt clubs Wes across the head, knocking him down. Morgan yanks him up, and once again clubs him straight into the mat. Matt lets out a loud scream before yanking Wes to his feet and tossing him into the corner. Morgan turns his back towards Wes, and lowers his elbow pads. He hits Brisco with a back right elbow, and follows that with a back left elbow. Morgan lets out a flurry of hard elbow shots and finishes it off by running across the ring. Morgan bounces off the ropes as Wes stumbles forward. Matt rises and hits the Carbon Footprint, dropping Brisco violently! Yep... this one's over. Morgan just walked right through Brisco.Morgan goes for a cover. 1!
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YOUR WINNER OF THIS MATCH, MATT MORGAN!An impressive showing by Morgan here tonight. I think Eric Young is going to be more than pleased about tonight's performance.Yeah... Young has a behemoth on his side. I would be wary if I had to face this guy anytime soon.Morgan rises and taunts to the crowd before we fade to break.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 15, 2013 17:09:58 GMT -5
We head to Christy Hemme with Devon next to her.
Devon, its time for your Trial by Fire match and its against the man of the Sea, Shark Boy. Do you think his water will extinguish your flame?
No, no it will not. I'm a dedicated wrestler, who has proven himself as one of the best tag wrestlers. Even in singles competition, I can and will excel. Shark Boy will not stop me. No one can stop me.
I am a member of the Revolution and I am proud. I'm not going to let anyone take that away from me.
Devon exits the shot. --------------------
We cut to the back where we see Shark Boy standing by, still wearing the chef apron from earlier for some reason. Christy Hemme looks a little... weirded out to say the least.
Ummmmm... I'm here with Shark Boy who in a few moments will face Devon, a member of the Revolution. Okay, first off I have to ask. What's with the apron?
Shark Boy glances down at his body and facepalms.
Clam, I forgot to take this off!
He rips it off and tosses it aside.
There we go. Now I'm looking eel good! Don't you think, Christy?
Ummmm... sorry, I'm not into seafood.
Now that's uncalled for. I was just asking you a general question. Do I look like a guy who dates outside his own species? That's just sick... Hemme. Sick! Talk about your Rock and Rave Infections!
Can't a guy ask about his appearance without it being construed as coming on to somebody? I tell you, this world is going to shell in a handbasket.
Moving on, mind if I get your thoughts on your opponent, Devon?
Whale Christy, I think that's fair. Devon? Whale I can't say I hate the guy... or that I like him. He's kind of like cod really. Tastes okay, but never something you're gonna write home about. He's a dude that's never given me problems and so I don't have any reason to say anything bad about him.
Oh, I see.
But I assume you'd like me to say more than that. So let me say this: Devon, you're a tough son of a gun. You're one of the most decorated wrestlers out there when it comes to the tag team division. You've learned and experienced more in that field than I could even hope to fathom! You and your big brother redefined the art of tag team wrestling! Sure, you started out as part of some freaky deeky melting pot of horrible accidents from a plethora of different moms, but darn it, you grew into something more! You evolved into pound for pound one of the most legendary teams out there! Very few tandems have held more tag team gold than the two of you!
But nowadays you belong to another freaky family in the Revolution: you've got a psycho who powerbombs innocent people into steel cages, a out of work mime who likes beating people over the head with baseballs bats when he's not brandishing daggers everywhere he goes, and you've got the big fish running the whole operation, the guy who has been on a war against TNA for what seems like eons, Eric Young.
Now I don't know what this whole Trial By Fire thing is about, but I'm afraid that I can't let you just beat my bass as you please. So tonight this shark is gonna be looking for blood, if you know what I mean? Which isn't to say that I'm going to rip you to bloody chunks. Because that's uncivilized not to mention rude. No, more that I'm going to win the bout in a clean sportsmanlike-fashion. So that was probably a poor choice of words now that I think about.
Oh shell, can't go back now. Devon, tonight I'm swimming for my first victory since I came back here to TNA. And I can't let you get in my way. So give me your best tonight because you can bet that I'm gonna do the same!
Hey, you!
Shakr Boy turns his head, looking over as he notices none other than Robbie E approaching.
You cost me my match last week, you gerbil!
I beg to differ. I merely observed as Petey piledrove you into oblivion, my good broski.
...Do I look like that twerp with the headband and the self-esteem issues? My dude, you are dealing with Robbie E! The defbronition of TNA! And I deserve better than I've gotten recently! I'm the greatest X-Division Champion in this two-bit company! I held that belt longer than anybody did in a long time!
And now you're arguing with a fish. Funny what wacky turns life takes, eh?
Hey! Don't you talk to me like that. That's it... you and me next week, Sharkie! I'm gonna beat some sense into you Jersey style!
Okay then. Whale I already have a match this week so I'll sea ya later.
Christy.
Shark Boy tips his... fin and makes his exit, Hemme and Robbie just watching him exit, the latter with an annoyed look on his face.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 15, 2013 17:13:40 GMT -5
The following contest is scheduled for one fall! MirislouIntroducing first, from New York City, New York, Devon! Well we just saw Matt Morgan successfully complete his trial while Sting at the very least avoided being pinned. Now it all lies on Devon.Devon is an experienced guy, but he's been struggling lately. He better remind EY tonight what he can do.Shark Boy ThemeHis opponent, from The Deep Blue Sea, Shark Boy! ...This guy is a nut. Who the Hell offers the Aces and Eights and The Revolution, COOKIES?! Is he trying to get savagely beaten?Sharkie has always been... eccentric, but as of late that seems to have multiplied exponentially. But the guy does mean well. And you can't say he's not entertaining!Yes, I can! Don't tell me what I can't say!Devon vs Shark Boy (Hint for Shark Boy) 5 Minutes
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 15, 2013 17:15:16 GMT -5
Where are the colors?
Shark Boy with a Saving Grace!
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jun 15, 2013 17:17:51 GMT -5
Shark Boy with Surf. It's super effective.
...What's this? Shark Boy is evolving!
Shark Boy has become Shark Man.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 15, 2013 17:19:13 GMT -5
Devon delivers several clubbing blows to the back of Shark Boy, keeping him grounded. He grabs him as he rises and plants him with a scoop slam, following with an elbow drop to the sternum. Devon covers.
1!
Shark Boy kicks out only for Devon to start stomping across his chest, keeping him flat on his back. He starts to rise, Devon pulling him right into a knee doubling him over. He bounces off the ropes and nails him with a clothesline, taking him back to the mat! He grabs him as he rises, turning him around and laying him out with a swinging neckbreaker! Once again he makes the pin.
1!
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Shark Boy kicks out.
Devon has been in clear control for awhile now. But he can't seem to keep Shark Boy down.
Devon looks frustrated with this, pulling Shark Boy back to his feet and hoisting him up, driving him down this time with a powerslam! He crosses his throat and climbs to the top turnbuckle, leaping off and coming down with a diving headbutt across the chest! Shark Boy arches off the mat, clutching his chest as Devon pins him again.
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Shark Boy gets the shoulder up. Devon pounds the mat in anger.
STAY DOWN FISH!
Obviously some frustration showing here!
He yanks him up from behind, positioning him now for his coup de gras, lifting him up for Saving Grace! Sharkie however manages to wrap his legs around Devon in mid-rise and counters with a reverse hurracanrana! Devon tumbles forward, head colliding against the top turnbuckle! Dazed, Devon stumbles backward, immediately getting rolled up from behind with a school boy!
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Here is your winner, Shark Boy!
Shark Boy quickly rolls out of the ring and begins celebrating on the outside! In the ring Devon drops to his knees, looking on in total disbelief at what just happened. He holds his head in his hands, shaking it back and forth.
You've gotta be ribbing... SHARK BOY JUST BEAT DEVON?!
It's no rib, Simon! Yes he did! All it takes is three seconds!
Devon clearly in disbelief himself. And I can't blame him. Eric Young isn't going to be happy about this.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 15, 2013 17:22:56 GMT -5
Mickie James and Madison Rayne are in the locker room when the door swings open. Gail Kim enters, not looking pleased.
Oh, hey Gail!
Save it!
So, I dropped the ball? Did I hear you right last week? At Lockdown, I dropped the ball by losing to Hamada?
Oh that? Aw, that was just a joke, Gail!
No! You know what the real joke is, Mickie? The real joke is that for over a month, I’ve been the only one of us capable of actually winning a match, but when I do lose, I get called on it.
Hey!
I suggest you watch your tone, Gail…
And I suggest you butt out, Madison! This is between me and her!
Gail, please. Enough with the hostilities. You know we love you.
Well Mickie, forgive me if I’m not feeling the love right now.
At Lockdown, I went out and wrestled the best match I could and it wasn’t enough. But I am proud of the effort I gave.
So hearing you say I dropped the ball…
It’s hurts.
Gawd, Gail! Stop being so damn sensitive! You think you’re the only person who loses? You said it yourself, Madison and I haven’t won a match since before Destination X!
You’ve gotta put on your big girl panties and move on, Kimmy!
Gail glares at Mickie.
…forget it.
Gail exits as a puzzled Mickie looks on.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 15, 2013 17:25:11 GMT -5
“The following contest is set for one fall, with a ten minute time limit!” Coming Undone“Introducing first, being accompanied by Madison Rayne, from Richmond, Virginia, Mickie James!” Madison is carrying a kendo stick with her. Last week on Impact, Management Director Eric Bischoff dropped a hell of a bombshell, announcing that as runner-ups in the Queen of the Cage match at Lockdown, Mickie James and Taryn Terrell will receive a shot at the Women’s Tag Team Championship at Sacrifice.Last week between Mickie and Taryn nearly got ugly, I don’t know how those two will be able to get along at Sacrifice, Tenay!Angel On My Shoulder“And her opponent, being accompanied by Angelina Love, she is one half of the TNA Women’s Tag Team Champions, Velvet Sky!” The Beautiful People have plenty of experience dealing with Mickie James and tonight, they reignite their feud.We have two women who know each other very well in that ring, Mike. Something’s gotta give here.Mickie James vs. Velvet Sky 10 minutes
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 15, 2013 17:26:09 GMT -5
Mickie with a Leg Drop!
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