Johnny D
Don Corleone
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Post by Johnny D on Oct 4, 2013 15:44:19 GMT -5
Personally, I'm fine with anything as long as Crazy Vince holds the arena audience captive by locking the exits for an hour or two at the last show ever. Of course everyone (who is still alive by then of course...unless hologram technology is affordable by then) who has ever worked for the 'E in the past will have to be there. Lots of montages and great matches too, not sure about the ending though. It was all a dream?
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Post by Hit Girl on Oct 4, 2013 15:59:21 GMT -5
An all-star concert of the greatest wrestling themes.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Oct 4, 2013 16:00:06 GMT -5
{Spoiler}Punk sets the arena on fire and blows up the Stamford HQ. Hogan grieves over the wreckage, but Cena puts his hand on his shoulder and tells him "There's always tomorrow, Hulk. Never give up on tomorrow." In the background we see Kofi, Sammartino and Dusty looting stuff from the ruins of the warehouse.
Suddenly, Bret and HHH run up to Hogan, claiming that they're ready to confess the truth about why he was allowed to go over at Wrestlemania IX, and also how it pertains to Brooke's real paternity. But just as HHH is about to reveal all...
....Undertaker wakes up, the whole 50+ year history of the company all being a dream. He talks about it to his partner in bed, which is eventually revealed to be Sean Mooney- who tells him to just go back to sleep.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2013 16:00:42 GMT -5
This is the way the world wrestling entertainment ends. This is the way the world wrestling entertainment ends. This is the way the world wrestling entertainment ends: Not with a bang but a whimper.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2013 16:18:11 GMT -5
Everyone comes out, takes a bow. Vince (if still alive) comes down the ramp to his music.
He wistfully takes the mic and inaudibly thanks the fans with a head nod.
Then turns to all the wrestlers on stage and says, "YOU'RE FIRED!!!!"
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Post by 2 Cold Scorkum on Oct 4, 2013 16:21:38 GMT -5
A Texas Death Match between Dr. Hillbilly and The Iron Yuppie. One man will be unmasked and KILLED in the ring!
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Sparkybob
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Post by Sparkybob on Oct 4, 2013 16:27:51 GMT -5
When John Cena turns heel.
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BorneAgain
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Post by BorneAgain on Oct 4, 2013 16:28:42 GMT -5
The camera pulls out of the arena to reveal Eugene staring at a snowglobe.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Oct 4, 2013 16:39:28 GMT -5
William Regal comes out
"Turn off the lights"
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by jagilki on Oct 4, 2013 16:50:08 GMT -5
Simulcast with iMPACT and Dixie Carter revealing she bought WWE.
Then her Mom shows up and says, "The name on the contract says Carter, but it sure as hell doesn't say Dixie."
Dixie then gets on her train and leaves with a sad face.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2013 17:01:26 GMT -5
This is the way the world wrestling entertainment ends. This is the way the world wrestling entertainment ends. This is the way the world wrestling entertainment ends: Not with a whimper but a bang. I'll just go ahead and Richard Kelly this post and add that no matter how WWE ends, we need The Godfather saying "Pimps don't commit suicide." And perhaps John and Juan Cena merging in an ice cream truck.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2013 17:33:59 GMT -5
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y4j1981
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Post by y4j1981 on Oct 4, 2013 17:39:31 GMT -5
Not with a bang but a whimper
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Tony Schiavontay
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Oct 4, 2013 17:40:01 GMT -5
Like Seinfeld, they all end up in jail.
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Oct 4, 2013 17:43:59 GMT -5
Everyone comes out, takes a bow. Vince (if still alive) comes down the ramp to his music. He wistfully takes the mic and inaudibly thanks the fans with a head nod. Then turns to all the wrestlers on stage and says, "YOU'RE FIRED!!!!" "IIIIIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM FIREDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"
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Post by The Masked Heel WAS WRONG on Oct 4, 2013 17:46:59 GMT -5
Vincent Jess McMahon gives a VO about how he wrote a book about what a WWF would be like from 1984-2013. The reality is that WWF went out of business in 1983. Vince Jr now works as a ring announcer for Dusty Rhodes Promotions. His granddaughter, Stephanie, married Chris Jericho and his grandson, Shane, now owns a promotion called Total Nonstop Action. Oh and Linda came out of the closet as a lesbian.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2013 17:47:23 GMT -5
Everyone comes out, takes a bow. Vince (if still alive) comes down the ramp to his music. He wistfully takes the mic and inaudibly thanks the fans with a head nod. Then turns to all the wrestlers on stage and says, "YOU'RE FIRED!!!!" "IIIIIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM FIREDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD" To the audience: "YOU'RE ALL FIRRRRREDDDDDDDDDD!" Into the camera: "And YOU. YOU'RE FIRRRRREEEEEE-"- feed cuts out.
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MrBRulzOK
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Oct 4, 2013 17:57:51 GMT -5
Probably with the same logo that ends all of their shows.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2013 18:03:45 GMT -5
No, no, I've got it
WWE
Then. Now.
Forever
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Post by BV on Oct 4, 2013 18:35:52 GMT -5
I imagine it'll end sorta like how The Sopran-
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