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Post by N E O G E O B O Y S on Oct 4, 2013 22:47:38 GMT -5
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Oct 5, 2013 0:22:07 GMT -5
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Post by wallabylikeyou on Oct 5, 2013 2:44:50 GMT -5
A bearded Cena returns to Boston to make amends for the terrible decisions he's made recently. He eventually rigs up a machine gun to mow down The Shield as revenge for murdering Daniel Bryan at Over The Limit. He also manages to get the enslaved CM Punk free in the scuffle. Cena takes a bullet himself. Shambles over to a merch table, puts his hand on one of his T-Shirts before finally bleeding out and collapsing. Not before one last conversation with the WWE Universe where he finally admits that he did it all for himself, not for them. Because he was good at it. And he enjoyed it.
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mattyy
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Post by mattyy on Oct 5, 2013 3:02:03 GMT -5
Condor. Security.
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Post by woowoowoox on Oct 5, 2013 3:02:39 GMT -5
I love this thread.
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JoDaNa1281
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Jackie Daytona, Regular Human Bartender. #BLM
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Oct 5, 2013 3:09:37 GMT -5
A bearded Cena returns to Boston to make amends for the terrible decisions he's made recently. He eventually rigs up a machine gun to mow down The Shield as revenge for murdering Daniel Bryan at Over The Limit. He also manages to get the enslaved CM Punk free in the scuffle. Cena takes a bullet himself. Shambles over to a merch table, puts his hand on one of his T-Shirts before finally bleeding out and collapsing. Not before one last conversation with the WWE Universe where he finally admits that he did it all for himself, not for them. Because he was good at it. And he enjoyed it. Before that, he forces HHH & Stephanie to "make things right" & give the WWE Universe what they deserve, complete with Zack Ryder & Santino Marella aiming laser pointers at them, making them think it's "expert hitmen" pointing their guns at them.
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The Sam
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Post by The Sam on Oct 5, 2013 3:17:00 GMT -5
Teddy Long wakes up from a coma, which he has been in for a few weeks, realizing the last 50+ years have all been a dream.
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Lupin the Third
Patti Mayonnaise
I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
Join the Dark Order....
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Post by Lupin the Third on Oct 5, 2013 16:09:51 GMT -5
It ends with TNA and ROH stripping WWE down to its underwear, then giving it a business suit while burning WWE's ring gear in a metal barrel, trying to absorb WWE's powers.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2013 17:09:56 GMT -5
[SCENE: Wrestlemania XXX, main event]
Michael Cole [commentary]: OH MY GOD! CENA HIT THE ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT ON THE UNDERTAKER! HE'S FINALLY DONE IT! THE CROWD ARE GOING WILD! HE GOES FOR THE COVER!...
[cut to Murphy Levesque playing with wrestling figures in living room]
Murphy: One! Two! Three! Yaaaaay, Cena, yaaaaay [she hugs Cena figure]
Stephanie McMahon [off-camera]: Murphy! Dinner's ready!
[Murphy throws down figures and runs into the kitchen, giggling. Fade to black.]
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Oct 5, 2013 17:25:33 GMT -5
In all seriousness, this is how I picture it. It's in the next 50 years or so and everyone we know from TV now is dead or retired. Triple H and Steph's daughters own the company and attendance and TV numbers are dwindling. The company is bleeding money. The decision has been made to pull the plug to protect what is left of the family fortune. The next episode of their program is billed as the series finale and several guest stars from the last generation have been booked to appear. All of the titles are on the line for the final time, and booking takes an upbeat, yet nostalgic approach. Several wrestlers obviously appear as if they are unsure of their futures. In the final match, the WWE Title is won by a face that has been attempting the win the belt for a while, hopefully one that is young and still has a long future in wrestling ahead of him. After the match, the Levesque sisters take to the ring and congratulate him, before calling the entire roster and legends up onto the stage and in front of the ring. One of the women takes the mic and begins to speak. She mentions that the company's legacy will be tainted by the mistakes that have been made and the meandering of the final few years. People will remember the horrible gimmicks, stop-start booking that never stopped since the beginning of the company, as well as a difficulty in creating new stars that also never stopped. But then she mentions that this is how the WWE should be remembered. A video begins playing on the main screen: starting with a photograph of Vince McMahon Sr. and Buddy Rogers together, Rogers holding the WWWF World Title. We get footage of Bruno Sammartino's historic and record-breaking reign as champion, followed by Bob Backlund losing the belt to the Iron Sheik. Hulk Hogan drops the leg on Sheik to win back the belt. Then we have footage of Peter Maivia wrestling, followed by Rocky Johnson and then The Rock. Maybe even the Rock's kid wrestling if it has happened. It shows the other wrestling families that have competed in the WWF through the years: the Von Erichs (even though only Kerry wrestled), the Anoais, the Harts, the Rhodes and even the McMahons. Now we move to heartwarming moments, Macho and Elizabeth and others, before moving to the sad parts of the company's history: Raw Is Owen, the Eddie tribute show, the tribute show for Vince among others. We move back to more history as Savage wins the title at Wrestlemania IV, The Ultimate Warrior wins the IC belt and then the WWE title, Bret Hart ushers in the New Generation followed by HBK realizing his boyhood dream, Eddie celebrating with his family and CM Punk blowing a kiss to Vince is followed by other groundbreaking title wins in WWE history. More great moments in WWE history are show before ending with what will be the most memorable moment in the company's history: Hogan slamming Andre the Giant. A graphic appears on the screen, thanking the fans for watching throughout the years, and the ending graphic is shown. What's sick, is that if the WWE ended 50 years from now that would be 2063. The centennial of Capital Wrestling breaking off from the NWA and forming the WWWF. Never mind all the time Jess and Vincent J. McMahon promoted wrestling prior to that. Also kind of weird to think that if Trips & Steph's kids were the last generation of promoters, that the McMahon dynasty would end being headed by people who carry the McMahon DNA, but not the surname. If the WWE had a series finale and they went with a video package set to music as the final segment, then I would nominate this song to be the song in the montage:
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Post by azrael502 on Oct 5, 2013 17:50:04 GMT -5
IN FIRE
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Post by whiskers on Oct 5, 2013 20:26:58 GMT -5
In all seriousness, this is how I picture it. It's in the next 50 years or so and everyone we know from TV now is dead or retired. Triple H and Steph's daughters own the company and attendance and TV numbers are dwindling. The company is bleeding money. The decision has been made to pull the plug to protect what is left of the family fortune. The next episode of their program is billed as the series finale and several guest stars from the last generation have been booked to appear. All of the titles are on the line for the final time, and booking takes an upbeat, yet nostalgic approach. Several wrestlers obviously appear as if they are unsure of their futures. In the final match, the WWE Title is won by a face that has been attempting the win the belt for a while, hopefully one that is young and still has a long future in wrestling ahead of him. After the match, the Levesque sisters take to the ring and congratulate him, before calling the entire roster and legends up onto the stage and in front of the ring. One of the women takes the mic and begins to speak. She mentions that the company's legacy will be tainted by the mistakes that have been made and the meandering of the final few years. People will remember the horrible gimmicks, stop-start booking that never stopped since the beginning of the company, as well as a difficulty in creating new stars that also never stopped. But then she mentions that this is how the WWE should be remembered. A video begins playing on the main screen: starting with a photograph of Vince McMahon Sr. and Buddy Rogers together, Rogers holding the WWWF World Title. We get footage of Bruno Sammartino's historic and record-breaking reign as champion, followed by Bob Backlund losing the belt to the Iron Sheik. Hulk Hogan drops the leg on Sheik to win back the belt. Then we have footage of Peter Maivia wrestling, followed by Rocky Johnson and then The Rock. Maybe even the Rock's kid wrestling if it has happened. It shows the other wrestling families that have competed in the WWF through the years: the Von Erichs (even though only Kerry wrestled), the Anoais, the Harts, the Rhodes and even the McMahons. Now we move to heartwarming moments, Macho and Elizabeth and others, before moving to the sad parts of the company's history: Raw Is Owen, the Eddie tribute show, the tribute show for Vince among others. We move back to more history as Savage wins the title at Wrestlemania IV, The Ultimate Warrior wins the IC belt and then the WWE title, Bret Hart ushers in the New Generation followed by HBK realizing his boyhood dream, Eddie celebrating with his family and CM Punk blowing a kiss to Vince is followed by other groundbreaking title wins in WWE history. More great moments in WWE history are show before ending with what will be the most memorable moment in the company's history: Hogan slamming Andre the Giant. A graphic appears on the screen, thanking the fans for watching throughout the years, and the ending graphic is shown. What's sick, is that if the WWE ended 50 years from now that would be 2063. The centennial of Capital Wrestling breaking off from the NWA and forming the WWWF. Never mind all the time Jess and Vincent J. McMahon promoted wrestling prior to that. Also kind of weird to think that if Trips & Steph's kids were the last generation of promoters, that the McMahon dynasty would end being headed by people who carry the McMahon DNA, but not the surname. If the WWE had a series finale and they went with a video package set to music as the final segment, then I would nominate this song to be the song in the montage: I didn't even think of it being the centennial.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2013 21:12:12 GMT -5
Hornswoggle wins the WWE Championship. Vince walks out and channeling 30 Rock says "shut it down".
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Jonathan Michaels
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The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Oct 5, 2013 23:01:14 GMT -5
A: A rousing group rendition of Don't Stop Believing
B: Bloopers
C: Cena looking behind him at an empty arena, smiling, and turning off the lights
D: Diva Battle Royal won by a returning Santina
E: Everyone dies
F: Fake Kane, Fake Diesel and Fake Undertaker eating tofu burgers
G: GAME OVER flashes on the screen as Hunter is taken off life support
H: Hogan body slams each wrestler, in alphabetical order, then dies of shame because of that thong video
I: I DON'T KNOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
J: Jeff Jarrett cackling maniacally
K: Kelly Kelly becomes self aware when Skynet activates and returns to break everyone's neck with botched suplexes
L: Linda is elected President
M: Marty Janetty shoots everyone after being fired yet again
N: Nobody shows up for Wrestlemania 35, where Cena wrestles a broom, having already buried all the actual wrestlers
O: Otunga screwed up some legal documents and WWE becomes the property of Ted Turner, who closes the company out of spite
P: Police finally arrest all the wrestlers for the various felonious assaults they've commited over the years
Q: Quietly, with little fanfare
R: Replaced with Modern Family repeats
S: Santino accidentally poisoned everyone with cobra venom
T: Tornadoes ravage Stamford and Stephanie is swept away to Oz to become the new Wicked Witch
U: Umanga, who is completely unrelated to the late Umaga, shows up to demand why Regal kept saying his name on TV
V: Vicki Guerrero strips naked, causing everyone on Earth to go blind
W: WCW Nitro replaces it after Eric Bischoff wins Powerball twice in a row and buys Vince out.
X: X-PAC Heat is contagious and everyone catches it from Del Rio
Y: Young people's attention spans decrease to the point that they can no longer count to three, resulting in the extinction of the referee
Z: Zooey Deschanel is hired to perform all the entrance themes on her ukulele and ruins everything
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2013 23:06:42 GMT -5
Okay, now I want Zooey Deschanel to be Jim Johnston's successor.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2013 23:07:01 GMT -5
Running on the WWE logic of the past decade, they'll end their final show by setting up a really great angle that's guaranteed to have no resolution.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2013 23:18:13 GMT -5
In all seriousness, this is how I picture it. It's in the next 50 years or so and everyone we know from TV now is dead or retired. Triple H and Steph's daughters own the company and attendance and TV numbers are dwindling. The company is bleeding money. The decision has been made to pull the plug to protect what is left of the family fortune. The next episode of their program is billed as the series finale and several guest stars from the last generation have been booked to appear. All of the titles are on the line for the final time, and booking takes an upbeat, yet nostalgic approach. Several wrestlers obviously appear as if they are unsure of their futures. In the final match, the WWE Title is won by a face that has been attempting the win the belt for a while, hopefully one that is young and still has a long future in wrestling ahead of him. After the match, the Levesque sisters take to the ring and congratulate him, before calling the entire roster and legends up onto the stage and in front of the ring. One of the women takes the mic and begins to speak. She mentions that the company's legacy will be tainted by the mistakes that have been made and the meandering of the final few years. People will remember the horrible gimmicks, stop-start booking that never stopped since the beginning of the company, as well as a difficulty in creating new stars that also never stopped. But then she mentions that this is how the WWE should be remembered. A video begins playing on the main screen: starting with a photograph of Vince McMahon Sr. and Buddy Rogers together, Rogers holding the WWWF World Title. We get footage of Bruno Sammartino's historic and record-breaking reign as champion, followed by Bob Backlund losing the belt to the Iron Sheik. Hulk Hogan drops the leg on Sheik to win back the belt. Then we have footage of Peter Maivia wrestling, followed by Rocky Johnson and then The Rock. Maybe even the Rock's kid wrestling if it has happened. It shows the other wrestling families that have competed in the WWF through the years: the Von Erichs (even though only Kerry wrestled), the Anoais, the Harts, the Rhodes and even the McMahons. Now we move to heartwarming moments, Macho and Elizabeth and others, before moving to the sad parts of the company's history: Raw Is Owen, the Eddie tribute show, the tribute show for Vince among others. We move back to more history as Savage wins the title at Wrestlemania IV, The Ultimate Warrior wins the IC belt and then the WWE title, Bret Hart ushers in the New Generation followed by HBK realizing his boyhood dream, Eddie celebrating with his family and CM Punk blowing a kiss to Vince is followed by other groundbreaking title wins in WWE history. More great moments in WWE history are show before ending with what will be the most memorable moment in the company's history: Hogan slamming Andre the Giant. A graphic appears on the screen, thanking the fans for watching throughout the years, and the ending graphic is shown. U*m, why is Stone Cold Steve Austin not anywhere in this hypothetical video montage?
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Welfare Willis
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Game Center CX Kacho on!
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Post by Welfare Willis on Oct 5, 2013 23:23:34 GMT -5
Ever see the ending to Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
Like that. A bunch of police cars pull up and arrest everyone: the wrestlers, the crew, the fans. After all, the company has been promoting two guys beating the crap outta one another for roughly thirty years.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Oct 5, 2013 23:40:18 GMT -5
Vince is in the middle of an empty ring at MSG. HHH asks him is he ready to go as the truck is all packed up. Vince says yes and starts walking up the ramp. Before he heads out he takes one last look smiles and shuts off the lights.
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Toates Madhackrviper
King Koopa
Is owed an Admin life-debt.
This avatar is so far out of date I might as well stick with it forever now.
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Oct 6, 2013 3:46:19 GMT -5
In an alternate timeline where WCW won the Monday Night Wars, hologram Vince McMahon Sr leads most of the WWF/E roster past and present into eternal retirement. Only Paul Heyman stays behind, after telling Tommy Dreamer he still has some work to do.
The final shot is John Cena dying and smiling while watching the first ever Madison Square Garden show. The camera zooms in on his eye as he closes them for the final time.
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