Toates Madhackrviper
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Oct 6, 2013 3:51:46 GMT -5
Writing that made me want to see Smackdown become a show exiting in an alternate reality where WCW won the Monday Night wars.
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Post by The Baltimore Staircase on Oct 6, 2013 4:17:01 GMT -5
Vince wakes up in the hospital. We realise he's been in a coma since his limo explosion and everything that happened after that was all a dream he had whilst asleep.
He enjoyed the dream so much that he then makes it his mission to exactly replicate the dream he had and we have to sit through everything again.
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Post by whiskers on Oct 6, 2013 7:49:35 GMT -5
In all seriousness, this is how I picture it. It's in the next 50 years or so and everyone we know from TV now is dead or retired. Triple H and Steph's daughters own the company and attendance and TV numbers are dwindling. The company is bleeding money. The decision has been made to pull the plug to protect what is left of the family fortune. The next episode of their program is billed as the series finale and several guest stars from the last generation have been booked to appear. All of the titles are on the line for the final time, and booking takes an upbeat, yet nostalgic approach. Several wrestlers obviously appear as if they are unsure of their futures. In the final match, the WWE Title is won by a face that has been attempting the win the belt for a while, hopefully one that is young and still has a long future in wrestling ahead of him. After the match, the Levesque sisters take to the ring and congratulate him, before calling the entire roster and legends up onto the stage and in front of the ring. One of the women takes the mic and begins to speak. She mentions that the company's legacy will be tainted by the mistakes that have been made and the meandering of the final few years. People will remember the horrible gimmicks, stop-start booking that never stopped since the beginning of the company, as well as a difficulty in creating new stars that also never stopped. But then she mentions that this is how the WWE should be remembered. A video begins playing on the main screen: starting with a photograph of Vince McMahon Sr. and Buddy Rogers together, Rogers holding the WWWF World Title. We get footage of Bruno Sammartino's historic and record-breaking reign as champion, followed by Bob Backlund losing the belt to the Iron Sheik. Hulk Hogan drops the leg on Sheik to win back the belt. Then we have footage of Peter Maivia wrestling, followed by Rocky Johnson and then The Rock. Maybe even the Rock's kid wrestling if it has happened. It shows the other wrestling families that have competed in the WWF through the years: the Von Erichs (even though only Kerry wrestled), the Anoais, the Harts, the Rhodes and even the McMahons. Now we move to heartwarming moments, Macho and Elizabeth and others, before moving to the sad parts of the company's history: Raw Is Owen, the Eddie tribute show, the tribute show for Vince among others. We move back to more history as Savage wins the title at Wrestlemania IV, The Ultimate Warrior wins the IC belt and then the WWE title, Bret Hart ushers in the New Generation followed by HBK realizing his boyhood dream, Eddie celebrating with his family and CM Punk blowing a kiss to Vince is followed by other groundbreaking title wins in WWE history. More great moments in WWE history are show before ending with what will be the most memorable moment in the company's history: Hogan slamming Andre the Giant. A graphic appears on the screen, thanking the fans for watching throughout the years, and the ending graphic is shown. U*m, why is Stone Cold Steve Austin not anywhere in this hypothetical video montage? He would be, I just forgot to include a bunch of Attitude Era stuff in there.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2013 14:48:05 GMT -5
U*m, why is Stone Cold Steve Austin not anywhere in this hypothetical video montage? He would be, I just forgot to include a bunch of Attitude Era stuff in there. It's okay. Wasn't trying to be a jerk or anything. It was late and I was a little delirious.
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Post by y4j1981 on Oct 6, 2013 14:52:54 GMT -5
Vince is deemed unfit for duty by the board of directors who secretly sell the company to one man: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}Hey Vince, I guess I'm in the "sports entertainment business" too!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2013 14:55:19 GMT -5
A bearded Cena returns to Boston to make amends for the terrible decisions he's made recently. He eventually rigs up a machine gun to mow down The Shield as revenge for murdering Daniel Bryan at Over The Limit. He also manages to get the enslaved CM Punk free in the scuffle. Cena takes a bullet himself. Shambles over to a merch table, puts his hand on one of his T-Shirts before finally bleeding out and collapsing. Cena's "dying" dream?
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Oct 6, 2013 14:57:03 GMT -5
Vince McMahon walks out to the ring with a Microphone. He pauses for a few minutes, but then drops his pants and starts shuffling back and forth. "Old Grey mare she ain't what she used to be ain't what she used to be ain't what she used to be..."
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Hawk Hart
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Sold his organs.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Oct 6, 2013 15:28:29 GMT -5
Vince burns it down. Right on down. Raw, Smackdown, Titan Towers, all of it.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2013 15:39:05 GMT -5
It's revealed that Vince lost all the money in the company for some very vague reason, we never know why. The last Raw is from a sold out MSG with everybody saying their goodbyes with one last Cena/Punk match with Vince/JR/King on commentary. Match over, everybody in the ring as "Leave The Memories" alone plays, until Howard Finkel comes running down with a phone. He hands it to Vince and Vince gets a huge smile appears on his face. He announces that an anonymous donor has gave the company enough money to keep running for six months. Everybody wonders who it is. We don't know as a giant party ends Raw.
*Twenty minutes earlier*
We see Hulk Hogan standing at the ATM with the Panda Energy company debit card, takes all the money out and gives the money to some random WWE employee. Hulk walks off into the night.
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Post by DSR on Oct 6, 2013 17:31:27 GMT -5
Not with a bang but a whimper Not with a whimper, but with a BANG!
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Tha Don
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Post by Tha Don on Oct 6, 2013 18:26:20 GMT -5
Chris Benoit returns:
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Percymania will live forever! Oh yeah!
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Post by percymania on Oct 6, 2013 22:35:36 GMT -5
The feds shut it down because it turns out the fights ARE real, and very illegal.
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RIHT
Hank Scorpio
Wanted a title with "YOU'RE WELCOME!" Close enough.
Hey-yo.
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Post by RIHT on Oct 6, 2013 22:37:17 GMT -5
At Battleground 2013.
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Oct 6, 2013 22:47:40 GMT -5
Vince is in Madison Square Garden in the middle of the ring, thanks the fans for their years of support but announces he's decided to move on from wrestling, then Bruno Sammartino walks out, gets in the ring, bitchslaps Vince, drags him out through the arena, and throws him into the parking lot. The show ends with the forlorn Vince looking around helplessly before wandering off into the night.
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Post by jagilki on Oct 6, 2013 22:56:22 GMT -5
WWE will end with Big Shows music plays as he stands triumphantly over the broken bodies surrounding him in the ring.
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suave
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Post by suave on Oct 6, 2013 23:36:06 GMT -5
Vince is in the ring, looking somber. He says that, as has been previously mentioned, the WWE is ending. The money owed is simply too much to be covered. Therefore, the WWE has been auctioned off to the highest bidder. Who is: {Spoiler}{Spoiler} Floyd runs to the ring, excited out of his mind, and announces the following. All while literally jumping around the ring in sheer giddiness. The WWE is changing their name to the WWEWWFWCWECWROHTNANWAAWACZWXPW, all programming will be rated TV MA, they are declaring war on TNA and will not stop until Dixie literally blows Floyd in the middle of the ring, Donald Trump is the new RAW GM, Triple H is fired and Floyd is Stephanie's new husband, Steve Austin will fight Hulk Hogan on the next RAW, Floyd is the bastard child of Vince McMahon and Mae Young, Floyd is running for president and once elected will literally declare war on anyone who dare oppose WWE, the next Wrestlemania will be held on the moon, Lebron James is signing with the WWE and changing his name to Hulk Hogan Jr., every event will feature those sweet cart thingies from Wrestlemania 3, Chris Benoit has been reincarnated using black magic and will fight Daniel Bryan, Floyd will future endeavor people by punching them in the nuts live on RAW, and he will fire a random employee every week, every single question in WWE history will be answered next week, and Jim Ross, Gus Johnson, and the guy from NBA Jam will be the announcers. The Wrestlemania music then plays, as Floyd runs around laughing like a maniac and throwing money into the crowd. Fade to black.
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