fw91
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Post by fw91 on Oct 4, 2013 18:47:37 GMT -5
it won't
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Oct 4, 2013 18:48:38 GMT -5
Simulcast with iMPACT and Dixie Carter revealing she bought WWE. Then her Mom shows up and says, "The name on the contract says Carter, but it sure as hell doesn't say Dixie." Dixie then gets on her train and leaves with a sad face. Dixie: "B-but...Mom, I thought we were a team!" Janice: "Oh, I didn't say anything about me." Dixie: "Wait, what are you talking abou-" *lights go out* (language)
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Post by grimbiniho on Oct 4, 2013 18:55:05 GMT -5
After defeating every single wrestler in retirement matches during a year long Bo Dallas Invitational, our hero puts his title on a shelf and walks off into the sunset singing "Don't stop Bo-lieving"
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Post by "American Cream" Dusty Loads on Oct 4, 2013 18:55:35 GMT -5
Vince is a lumberjack.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2013 18:57:04 GMT -5
*Vince wakes up*
Vince: Wow what a hell of a dream!
*intercom says clean up on aisle 5 revealing Vince McMahon is actually a janitor at Walmart*
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Post by rapidfire187 on Oct 4, 2013 19:01:14 GMT -5
Legitimately? Vince will probably have been dead for years. Wrestling itself would have to have sufferered from some catastrophic circumstances that just cause fans to disown it by the millions. Honestly though, I really can't see a likely scenario where WWE would end...unless it's because they drop wrestling and focus totally on movies or something entirely different. The company itself basically seems untouchable.
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suave
Dennis Stamp
"I only got on my knees for God and maybe to lick a girl's pussy" -Teddy Hart
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Post by suave on Oct 4, 2013 19:10:08 GMT -5
Simulcast with iMPACT and Dixie Carter revealing she bought WWE. Then her Mom shows up and says, "The name on the contract says Carter, but it sure as hell doesn't say Dixie." Dixie then gets on her train and leaves with a sad face. Dixie: "B-but...Mom, I thought we were a team!" Janice: "Oh, I didn't say anything about me." Dixie: "Wait, what are you talking abou-" *lights go out* (language) Jay Z as an insane owner Crazy Vince style would be gold. I can see him interrupting random midcard matches, just yelling "PLAY THE GODDAMN MUSIC!", and having backup singers and dancers appear out of nowhere while he does an impromptu 30 minute concert that bumps 3 matches off the card.
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Post by edgestar on Oct 4, 2013 19:10:11 GMT -5
Probably with the same logo that ends all of their shows. If the last show is in Georgia, the last image is that peach logo.
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Essential1
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Essential1 on Oct 4, 2013 19:15:12 GMT -5
John Cena gets buried alive.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2013 19:55:51 GMT -5
Vince: "Before we go, we're going to have one last match!"
*HHH is announced vs Daniel Bryan*
*HHH gets full entrance with wrestlemanialike extra features, Daniel Bryan is announced as already in the ring while HHH's music continues to play*
*HHH goes over in a 60 second squash*
*HHH grabs the mic*
HHH: "SUCK IT INTERNET!"
Then the show ends.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2013 20:01:13 GMT -5
~ENTERTAINMENT~
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metylerca
King Koopa
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Post by metylerca on Oct 4, 2013 20:17:36 GMT -5
The camera pans out of the arena. Into the backstage Gorilla position. Kevin Dunn takes off his headset, stares blankly into the camera and tells the internet to go f*** themselves. And then he slams his hand onto a self-destruct button.
Up next, Royal Pains.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2013 20:30:43 GMT -5
Vince Mcmahon sits down to have his lunch.
Fade to Black.......................
ENTERTAINMENT!!!
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Post by Essential1 on Oct 4, 2013 21:38:51 GMT -5
What about when the sun dies?
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Oct 4, 2013 21:39:17 GMT -5
Heat Death of the Universe. I'm still not sure if the WWE would end because of the Heat Death or the Universe, or if the Heat Death of the Universe would happen because the WWE ended.
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Post by 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger on Oct 4, 2013 21:46:26 GMT -5
A bearded Cena returns to Boston to make amends for the terrible decisions he's made recently.
He eventually rigs up a machine gun to mow down The Shield as revenge for murdering Daniel Bryan at Over The Limit. He also manages to get the enslaved CM Punk free in the scuffle.
Cena takes a bullet himself. Shambles over to a merch table, puts his hand on one of his T-Shirts before finally bleeding out and collapsing.
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Don Corleone
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Post by Albino Heat on Oct 4, 2013 21:55:32 GMT -5
A Texas Death Match between Dr. Hillbilly and The Iron Yuppie. One man will be unmasked and KILLED in the ring! I hope they kill that Iron Yuppie. Thinks he's so big.
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Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by mizerable on Oct 4, 2013 21:58:36 GMT -5
The camera pulls out of the arena to reveal Eugene staring at a snowglobe. Then Sandman walks up and brutally canes him.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2013 22:10:21 GMT -5
Legitimately? Vince will probably have been dead for years. Wrestling itself would have to have sufferered from some catastrophic circumstances that just cause fans to disown it by the millions. Honestly though, I really can't see a likely scenario where WWE would end...unless it's because they drop wrestling and focus totally on movies or something entirely different. The company itself basically seems untouchable. Honestly as long as HHH is around the product will be alright, but if Steph ever kicks him to the curb or something all bets are off. I shudder to think of the WWE with Steph with 100% control of everything.
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Post by whiskers on Oct 4, 2013 22:29:58 GMT -5
In all seriousness, this is how I picture it.
It's in the next 50 years or so and everyone we know from TV now is dead or retired. Triple H and Steph's daughters own the company and attendance and TV numbers are dwindling. The company is bleeding money. The decision has been made to pull the plug to protect what is left of the family fortune. The next episode of their program is billed as the series finale and several guest stars from the last generation have been booked to appear. All of the titles are on the line for the final time, and booking takes an upbeat, yet nostalgic approach. Several wrestlers obviously appear as if they are unsure of their futures. In the final match, the WWE Title is won by a face that has been attempting the win the belt for a while, hopefully one that is young and still has a long future in wrestling ahead of him.
After the match, the Levesque sisters take to the ring and congratulate him, before calling the entire roster and legends up onto the stage and in front of the ring. One of the women takes the mic and begins to speak. She mentions that the company's legacy will be tainted by the mistakes that have been made and the meandering of the final few years. People will remember the horrible gimmicks, stop-start booking that never stopped since the beginning of the company, as well as a difficulty in creating new stars that also never stopped. But then she mentions that this is how the WWE should be remembered.
A video begins playing on the main screen: starting with a photograph of Vince McMahon Sr. and Buddy Rogers together, Rogers holding the WWWF World Title. We get footage of Bruno Sammartino's historic and record-breaking reign as champion, followed by Bob Backlund losing the belt to the Iron Sheik. Hulk Hogan drops the leg on Sheik to win back the belt. Then we have footage of Peter Maivia wrestling, followed by Rocky Johnson and then The Rock. Maybe even the Rock's kid wrestling if it has happened. It shows the other wrestling families that have competed in the WWF through the years: the Von Erichs (even though only Kerry wrestled), the Anoais, the Harts, the Rhodes and even the McMahons. Now we move to heartwarming moments, Macho and Elizabeth and others, before moving to the sad parts of the company's history: Raw Is Owen, the Eddie tribute show, the tribute show for Vince among others. We move back to more history as Savage wins the title at Wrestlemania IV, The Ultimate Warrior wins the IC belt and then the WWE title, Bret Hart ushers in the New Generation followed by HBK realizing his boyhood dream, Eddie celebrating with his family and CM Punk blowing a kiss to Vince is followed by other groundbreaking title wins in WWE history. More great moments in WWE history are show before ending with what will be the most memorable moment in the company's history: Hogan slamming Andre the Giant.
A graphic appears on the screen, thanking the fans for watching throughout the years, and the ending graphic is shown.
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